Out of the gate of Xiao's house, Yun Er urged the bacon to leave early, away from Yun Da, today is in trouble, he may not be able to run away if he is beaten, but he can run there by sitting on the ox cart, the ox cart turned a corner, and when he arrived at a secluded place where no one was, Yun Da looked at Yun Er with white teeth and smiled. Dragged him out of the bamboo basket, pulled out his pants, and asked him with his white and tender ass exposed.

"How many?" Yun Er pouted and said fiercely: "Five, no, three." ”

"Three strokes can only punish your ordinary naughtiness, and five strokes can punish your bad temper." After Yun Da finished speaking, he slapped Yun Er's ass five times, and the white and tender ass suddenly had five obvious slap marks.

Yun Er was beaten, lifted his pants, looked at the bacon with tears in his eyes and asked, "I was the one who was beaten, why are you crying?" ”

"I saw you get beaten......"

"It's normal, second young master, where can I resist the beating, but the butt hurt a little too much today, you have to carry me away, let's go to the restaurant, eat a little more today, and try to make it up." Yun Er touched bacon's head and comforted her.

Yun Da straddled the wheels, shaking the whip in his hand without caring about a pair of vicious eyes behind him, and as for the other pair of resentful ones, he didn't care even more.

The exam voucher in my arms has arrived, and five days later, that is, on February 10, I will take my first exam to this shijie at the county office, and I don't feel nervous, I only feel bursts of excitement.

"Heaven to earth, rain to wind. Continents against the sky. Mountain flowers to sea trees, red sun to the sky. The thunder is faint and foggy. The sun goes down against the sky. The wind is high and the autumn moon is white, and the rain is red at sunset. The cow girl is about the two star rivers, and the two Yao fights in the west and the east. In October, the sassy frost frightened the brigade; On the Sandong River, the snow is cold and the fisherman is cold. ”

This is Li Yu's "Liweng Rhyme" when he was in college, he did not work this thing, although it is not used to the point of perfection, but it should not be a problem to deal with a few boys, Li Yu is a figure in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, with such a mature classic to deal with the original couplets of the Song Dynasty, Yun Zheng's heart is full of confidence in victory, because just now the old master said that the county is like to mix this thing in the candidate's paper, and many candidates are defeated at this level, The pair will not be called Wen Niu by the county, which means that he only knows how to die and read.

"Yunda, are you really going to use this thing to mix diplomas?"

"Nonsense, now it's called fame, and I can't even keep your job if it's not a showman, do you think I'm willing to hand over the business of the mountain people to Liu Dutou and them? If you don't hand it over, it's not okay, the lives of the two of us are more expensive, oh, now the lives of the three of us are more expensive, and after my Donghuamen roll call, we'll clean them up. “

Yun Zheng's face was gloomy at this moment, as if he could wring out water. "This old man seems to be pretty good, and he gives you very detailed directions?" Yun Er scratched his head in confusion. "That's what we got in exchange for a big business, you can see how his tutor is when you look at his grandson, you see that after we leave Dousha Town, he will definitely compete with Liu Dutou, Liu Dutou is kind to us, I have reminded him, it depends on whether he can wake up, if he has a tendon in his brain, maybe he will die."

Yun Zheng crumpled this matter and told Yun Er about it, he hoped that Yun Er could remember it for a long time and encounter less trouble in the future. It's time for teenagers to get in touch with something dark. "They are now weishenme not fighting? Isn't it good for us to reap the benefits of the fisherman? Yun Er raised his little face and asked Yun Da. You think too much, our brothers are now old-fashioned fishermen, holding broken nets in their hands, and the ones fighting in the water are two sharks for us, and it is not a problem for the weak sharks to bite our brothers to death, and the premise of taking advantage of the fishermen is that the fisherman is strong enough and well equipped enough, and we do not have these two, so giving up is also a strategy. “

Yun Er nodded, snuggled into the arms of the bacon and stopped talking, it is estimated that thinking about what Yun Da said, as long as people start to think, whether it is right or not, it is a haode habit, Yun Da is very satisfied with Yun Er.

The famous grilled tofu here can't be eaten without adding spicy sauce, and it is really indescribable to eat it in the mouth dipped in sauce and vinegar, anyway, Yun Zheng has a feeling of going crazy.

Since the chili pepper is still in the Americas, Yun Zheng can't say that people are spoiling the food, so he can only stand on the side and watch the bacon eat and gobble up, this kid has a wolf energy no matter what he eats, and Yun Er also eats it with a roast tofu that has been blown cold by bacon. The dirty old man who baked tofu saw that Yun Er was good-looking, so he actually gave them one more.

Yun Zheng never discriminated against, nor did he dare to discriminate against the hands of laborers, on the contrary, he thought that rough big hands had a different kind of beauty, but if such hands were not washed, it would be too much to continue to hold tofu and bake it after wiping his nose.

Knock out the tofu in the second hand of the cloud, and by the way, knock out the tofu in the bacon's hand, and dare to eat what an old guy with a cold bakes? didn't care about the aggrieved expressions of the two people, and forcibly dragged them away from the dirty old man. "It's very fragrant, young master, it's delicious, I wanted to eat it before, and I finally ate it today." The bacon was dragged by Yun Zheng with one hand and couldn't break free, and wiped his tears with the other hand and said to Yun Zheng aggrievedly. "What's fragrant, I'll make it for you when the seasoning is suitable in the future, no matter how delicious the thing made by such a dirty old man, you are not allowed to eat it, for the sake of the mouth, it will be a big trouble to eat when you get sick, and you, Yun Er, you will eat it after you see it clearly."

Both of them were crying, making Yun Zheng's head big, but fortunately, there was a sugarcane seller in front, and they picked a special purple sugarcane with hoarfrost on it, and shaved the skin with their own knives, and stuffed a piece in one person's hand, which made the two people laugh.

The family of three nibbled on sugar cane while walking, ignoring the pointing and pointing of the people next to them, and even more ignoring the thunderous scolding of the dirty old man behind them, preparing to go home.

When the ox cart passed by Daqingshi, Liu Dutou was gone, it seemed that the transaction in the mountains was over, these two Tibetan babies came into contact with the dirty old man with a clear nose today, Yun Zheng thought it was necessary to get some banlan root and honeysuckle to go back to boil soup and drink, the work of the pharmacy quickly divided the medicine, told the recipe for decoction, Yun Zheng said goodbye to the master, and returned to the village.

The old patriarch knew what Yun Zheng was going to do today, and he squatted on the lying cow stone at the entrance of the village and saw Yun Zheng driving the ox cart over from a distance, and quickly ran over and asked, "Baby, what's the matter?" "It's done, the tenth exam." The old patriarch had knotted Yun Zheng's sticker, although he couldn't read it, he couldn't understand the words on it, which didn't prevent him from appreciating it over and over again.

The mouth turned over and over with one sentence: "Ancestors bless, ancestors bless!" “

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