Chapter 297: True Celebrity, Self**

Xiahou Xuan was so anxious that he was put under house arrest as soon as he arrived at the Shu army camp, and he couldn't see Wei Ba at all, he could only guess the development of the battle situation from the reaction of the Shu army. When the soldiers of the Shu army happily talked about the hearty battle of breaking the bridge, he was extremely anxious. The pontoon bridge was broken by the Shu army, Xiangyang became an isolated city, and the naval division deployed in Hanshui was completely annihilated, and anyone could see that the situation was already very unfavorable for the Wei state.

However, he also heard a little good news from just a few words, the victorious Shu army actually attacked the Wu army, and the relief that those Shu army soldiers showed when they talked about this made him smell the discord between Wu and Shu.

At this time, Wei Ba asked someone to inform him that they could meet.

Xiahou Xuan, who had been waiting for this moment, did not agree immediately, he lazily said to the visitor: "It's late at night, Wei joined the army and fought for two days, it must be very hard, it's better to rest for a night, and it's not too late to talk tomorrow." Then he calmly entered the account, and asked people to fetch water and wash up, and prepare to rest.

The soldier who passed the message stood outside the tent, a little stunned for a while. I don't know if I was fascinated by Xiahou Xuan's demeanor, or I was suppressed by his arrogance. After a while, he walked away a little unwillingly. The guards reported the reaction of the warrior to Xiahou Xuan, Xiahou Xuan smiled faintly, and didn't take it very seriously, he was born in a powerful family, he was talented and intelligent, he has always been arrogant, and he didn't even take the queen's younger brother seriously, how could he react to the admiration of a warrior.

Wei Ba and Zhang Shao were drinking while waiting. There is a relationship with Xiahou Hui. In addition, Zhang Shao participated in the battle together in this operation and made meritorious contributions, and the relationship between the two was a little closer. Now they are doing "bad things" together that may make Zhuge Liang unhappy, and unconsciously, Zhang Shao regarded Wei Ba as a confidant and talked about some past events.

Listening to Zhang Shaoyi, Wei Ba knew that the relationship between Zhang Fei and Zhuge Liang was very good. Although Zhang Fei has no scripture background, he is not the kind of pure martial artist, he can also dance and write, and write good calligraphy. In the ditch. Now there are still the remains of the stone carved by Zhang Fei after breaking Zhang He. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are different. He admires the scholar very much, so his relationship with Zhuge Liang is relatively close, and he is far from being out of place as stated in the romance. Zhang Fei ate Liu Ba's deflated and became angry. I almost wanted to kill Liu Ba. zuihou is still the siege that Zhuge Liang has relieved.

Zhang Shao's eldest sister can be a queen. It is also inseparable from Zhuge Liang's support. Originally, in order to stabilize people's hearts, Liu Bei planned to find a daughter of a family to be the crown princess in Yizhou, but Zhuge Liang expressed his support. Liu Bei made the final decision.

In fact, not only Zhang Shao, Guan Xing also has great respect for Zhuge Liang, he never believes in those statements that Zhuge Liang will die for the sake of power. This is a little different from what Wei Ba thought before. If there is any disagreement, it is also because Zhuge Liang is too partial to Jingxiang. In particular, the reuse of Ma Jian made Guan Xing, Zhang Shao and others very incomprehensible. Ma Jian is talented, but he has no experience in leading troops, Zhuge Liang does not use so many generals, and they don't use them with family heirlooms, but they use Ma Jian as a major general, doing this, selfishness is too obvious, Guan Xing, Zhang Shao and others are disappointed in him, which is also due to this.

Wei Ba thought of Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun didn't take the initiative in his life, but Zuihou took him as an apprentice and supported him during the Battle of Guanzhong, probably because of this reason. Although Zhuge Liang had not yet appointed Ma Jian as a major general at that time, he already had this plan, and an old minister like Zhao Yun saw the signs, so he reacted more violently.

The two were talking, and the military guards came to report, but Xiahou Xuan didn't come, saying that it was too late today, and it would not be too late tomorrow.

Wei Ba and Zhang Shao glanced at each other, and Zhang Shao laughed: "Hehe, it's really from the Xiahou family, and the celebrity is not small." ”

Wei Ba thought for a moment and pouted: "Celebrity and celebrity style? This is trying to fight with me. ”

"What do you mean?" Zhang Shao asked puzzled.

"What is he here for? Negotiating. Since there is to negotiate, the side that takes the initiative will definitely lose the upper hand. He is now assuming the posture of a celebrity, which naturally means that he is not in a hurry and has enough advantages. ”

Zhang Shao suddenly realized, nodded, rubbed his hands and said, "These scholars really have a lot of eyes." ”

Wei Ba thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and stood up: "Let's go, let's go meet this celebrity." Jixian, your father wanted to lie with Liu Ba back then, but Liu Ba refused. Let's go to Xiahou Xuan to sleep with today, you are his cousin, I am his brother-in-law, I think he will not lose face. If he really doesn't give face, then we will clean him up and sleep on his couch, so that he has no couch to sleep on. ”

Zhang Shao has always been obsessed with Liu Ba's incident, and he has both admiration and some unconvincing for celebrities. After hearing Wei Ba's words, he suddenly became childlike, and walked with Wei Ba to Xiahou Xuan's tent with great interest.

Xiahou Xuan finished washing, took off his coat, and got into the quilt, but he didn't sleep. He also has to think about what to say when he sees Wei Ba tomorrow, how to impress him with words and induce him to make peace with Wei Guo, which not only solves the face problem of the Xiahou family, but also separates the relationship between him and Zhuge Liang. But Xiahou Xuan was a little uneasy, his sister was already Wei Ba's person, if Wei Ba fell, wouldn't Xiahou Hui also have bad luck? As a powerful family with status and status, although remarriage is not a shameful thing, it is not very faceless after all.

Just as he was in a dilemma, there was a commotion outside the tent, and the guards shouted and quarreled, as if someone was trying to break into the tent. Being in the enemy camp, Xiahou Xuan naturally didn't dare to be careless, hurriedly turned over and sat up, stretched out his hand to get his coat, and before he could get ready, the tent door was opened violently, and a gust of cold wind rushed in, and then, two young and sturdy men broke in, smiling maliciously, staring at him, like staring at a prey.

"You guys?!" Xiahou Xuan was startled, standing barefoot on the ground, and reached out to get the sword hanging at the head of the bed.

"I'm Wei Ba, he's your distant cousin, Zhang Shao and Zhang Jixian." Wei Ba pointed to his nose, introduced Zhang Shao again, deliberately looked Xiahou Xuan, who was only wearing a single coat, up and down, touched his chin, and nodded again and again: "Sure enough, he is worthy of Yuanrong's brother, he has fine skin and tender meat, and he must feel good." ”

When Xiahou Xuan heard this, his face immediately turned red, and then he secretly regretted it. It turns out that Wei Ba is such a womanizer, not only a good woman, but also a good man. Although Baume & Mercier doesn't mind being manly, when he thinks of his brother-in-law's good manhood, Xiahou Xuan feels very uncomfortable.

He sank his face, and just about to scold him, Wei Ba and Zhang Shao hugged him together, grabbed Xiahou Xuan left and right, pressed him on the bed, and then didn't take off his coat, just threw off his boots and got into the quilt, squeezing Xiahou Xuan tightly. While squeezing back, he said: "I was supposed to meet you again tomorrow, but I'm busy with affairs and don't have time tomorrow, so I'll be wronged today, let's talk about the three of us in the same bed." ”

Wei Ba and Zhang Shao both fought for two days, and they couldn't sleep well at night, so they just lay down with their clothes, let alone wash. After the past two days, the smell on the body can be imagined, and as soon as the boots were taken off, the four sweaty feet suddenly smoked the whole big tent into disgusting. Xiahou Xuan is a celebrity, he usually has to incense, and he can't tolerate a little smell, and he is already a little unbearable to be smoked by these two standard stinky men, not to mention that Wei Ba and Zhang Shao are still so tightly squeezed, it is difficult for him to turn around, and the smell of sweat rushes straight to his head, making him dizzy and his chest stuffy.

"You ...... Can't you talk about etiquette? Xiahou Xuan struggled and asked angrily.

"What is that?" Wei Ba said solemnly: "You are my brother-in-law, he is your cousin, we are all a family, if you have to talk about so many etiquette, wouldn't you see the outside?" Besides, don't you celebrities pay attention to being comfortable and comfortable, and don't need so many vulgar etiquette? ”

"Baume & Mercier, is there such a celebrity as you are so unsophisticated?"

"Why aren't we fastidious?" Wei Ba and Zhang Shao held Xiahou Xuan down, and at the same time sank their faces, and shouted angrily: "Boy, do you look down on us?" ”

"It's not that I look down on you." Xiahou Xuan was really in pain, Wei Ba and Zhang Shao's strength was too great, he struggled hard, and he couldn't break free from their control, but he kicked off the quilt, and his neckline was opened, revealing Bai Chen's chest, and Zhang Shao's dirty hand was pressed on his chest, and even the blood stains in the nails could be seen. Thinking of what Wei Ba said just now, he was very worried that Zhang Shao would get angry for a while, pick up his pants, and enjoy his backyard. As soon as he thought of this possibility, Xiahou Xuan felt chills all over his body and was terrified.

"It's you...... You really don't look like a celebrity or a celebrity. ”

"Your mother's, what should that gentleman be?" Zhang Shao was on fire, he couldn't listen to these celebrities the most.

"You let go, you let me sit up first, let me talk to you slowly." Xiahou Xuanyang begged: "You two press me, what does this look like?" ”

"What should that look like?" Zhang Shao was a little weak-hearted, and involuntarily let go of Xiahou Xuan. Wei Ba pressed Xiahou Xuan's shoulders and didn't let go, bared his teeth, and laughed: "Taichu, what you said is a superficial article. Who said that celebrities must have incense clothes, wide robes and big sleeves, a deer tail or jade ruyi in their hands, and then say some empty words that are not in the sky? If you want me to say, true celebrities, self-merry, like us are natural by nature, come with fun, return with fun, and have a merry nature, which is the real celebrity. ”

As he spoke, Wei Ba winked at Xiahou Xuan, licked his lips, and made the appearance of a pig brother who can only be seen when he sees a beautiful woman. Xiahou Xuan was originally nervous enough, but when he saw Wei Ba's eyes, he was immediately frightened, and all the celebrities and celebrities flew out of the clouds, and roared: "What celebrities do you know, you are all shameless people, lewd people." ”

Wei Ba's face sank, and he exchanged a look with Zhang Shao: "This kid doesn't know how to lift up, and dares to scold us, what should we do?" ”

"Strip him naked, throw him outside, and make him a bare-assed real celebrity." Zhang Shao shouted, stepped forward, and was about to pick up Xiahou Xuan's pants.

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