Section 28: Hating Yourself for Not Dying (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The dancer in front of me danced enthusiastically and unrestrainedly, only the tambourine accompaniment did not make people feel monotonous, just a few simple syllables played over and over, striking a brisk rhythm, the dancer's bare feet, flying on the wooden board, fat culottes fluttering, did not give people a little bloated feeling, like a fluttering butterfly.
This is the Tang Dynasty shirt that Yun Ye has ever seen closest to modern clothing, the dancer ties a colored yarn at the back of her head, the color is different, the length is different, and the upper body is only wearing a short dress, which can only protect the full chest, revealing a piece of snow-white skin, and the pants on the lower body are extremely fat, no problem with two or three dancers, but they are quickly tightened at the ankles, and there is actually a hint of naughtiness against the background of the slender snow-white little feet.
Xu Jingzong was restless, after seeing the way Yun Ye and Ye Tuo talked, he deeply regretted his recklessness, Yun Ye was not ready to talk to Ye Tuo at all, he seemed to have always wanted the majestic man in front of him, a person who was extremely vicious to himself, Xu Jingzong had long not expected him to have the same kindness as a Buddha. It was a serious mistake to come with Yun Ye, Yun Ye harmed this demon king like this, and now he still doesn't pay attention to it, no apology, no guilt, only a mockery that makes Xu Jingzong chill from the bottom of his heart.
Yun Ye has no swords for people now, am I aware of fish and meat? Why do you bother to wade through this troubled water, it is too dangerous to be with Yun Ye, he is a madman, Yetuo in front of him is also a madman, there may be some sympathy between madmen, but I pity myself as a normal person caught between madmen, if I have to get out of trouble this time, I must stay away from Yun Ye, I have no problem dealing with normal people, I still have no confidence to deal with madmen, and there is no harm in staying away.
The drum stopped dancing, Yun Ye clapped his hands lightly, and offered the warmest applause for the artist's performance. A pervert who thinks about immortality all day long, ordinary people are not much different from cattle and sheep in his eyes, it is better to be careful, at least don't harm others, it is enough to have such a bastard as Du Pre, and he dare not follow in his footsteps.
Ye Tuo has been looking at Yun Ye, and the more he looks, the more confused he becomes, no matter how much pressure he puts on him, in front of him, these pressures don't seem to exist, and he has always expressed the attitude that he is the master. Behind the painter painted the few "Seeking Immortals" is they according to their own personal complaints, painting their own experience of seeking immortals, the dark black Tianchi water, as calm as a mirror, they are so mysterious, seventeen people cheered on the edge of the Tianchi, celebrating their arrival at the fairy land, has not seen the beautiful fairy, it attracted a terrible divine punishment, the white snow between the heaven and the earth poured towards them together, in an instant, six people were swallowed by the snow, and they escaped from the valley with their strong bodies and crawling, so as to avoid disaster.
Looking at the four again, Tianchi has been covered by snow peaks, and it is no longer possible to get a glimpse of the true face.
"Yunhou, how did you know that there is such a pool of divine water in Kunlun Mountain? Where don't talk about human tracks, even birds and beasts are not lightly treaded, I have been there, I know how difficult it is along the way, how did you and your master get to Minda? Ye Tuo finally couldn't help but ask Yun Ye a question.
Xu Jingzong noticed the paintings on the wall at this time, and when he heard Yetuo's question, he pricked up his ears and listened, he originally thought that Yun Ye was talking nonsense, and through Yetuo's mouth, he finally knew that Yun Ye was not talking nonsense, but really been.
You've gone to great lengths to prove my words? I told you that there is nothing anywhere, no immortals, no immortal fruit trees, no fairy beasts, but there is a group of wolves, and you don't go to your heart, right? A small broken lake, the water is still cold to death, and the grass can't grow in the summer, by the way, did you catch one or two snow maggots when you went to Tianchi? The chef said it was a rare delicacy. ...,"Yun Ye suddenly remembered what the tour guide said about snow maggots, since the people of the Qing Dynasty have seen it, there is no reason why the people of the Tang Dynasty can't see it, as long as you think about each red insect weighing dozens of catties, crawling on the snow, Yun Ye is a little excited, it's amazing.
Ye Tuo's face was flushed, not because of his lungs, but out of anger, he pointed to the red insect on the painting and roared loudly: "Is this the delicious thing Yunhou said?" I don't know if it's delicious or not, I just know that my three brothers were devoured by worms as a delicacy. ”
Yun Ye got up and looked curiously at the red bug on the picture, ugly, very ugly, there were teeth, a one-zhang long bug in the picture opened its big mouth full of teeth and was biting a person's head, the poor guy still had two wrapped around his body, and the big mouth was biting on that person's body, as long as he looked at the fangs of the insect, he knew that it was bitten, it must be very, very painful.
"Hey, Yetuo, do you know what the highest snow-capped mountain you see is called? His name is Mount Kinabalu, and it's amazing, and you encounter avalanches, snow maggots, and probably a shrigg, and it's a big monkey, very ferocious, and I was entangled by monkeys and threw my backpack under the cliff. Looking at the angry Yetuo, Yun Ye knew that if he didn't make any effort to fool this guy at this time, when he came to his senses, he would have no chance, when he was in Tianchi, Xinjiang, he didn't have a chance to see those legendary animals, the tour guide said that there were baboons, or that kind of big one, the Qing Dynasty people had seen it, Yun Ye ran all over the three lakes and didn't see it, so he had to take the bad deeds of the monkeys on Mount Emei to make up for it.
Yetuo seemed a little sad, took out another painting from the box, opened it in front of Yun Ye and Xu Jingzong, and said to Yun Ye: "The monkeys you saw only threw packages, and the monkeys I saw ate people, and my brother and Sang were torn apart by the monkeys that Yunhou said, and they were divided and eaten. ”
After saying this, his qi seemed to be a little insufficient, and he pounded hard on his chest a few times, making a loud bang, and after beating his chest, he lifted a black pottery jar, and drank it in a big gulp, or a kind of spirits that could not be named, and the turbid liquor poured down his chest, very heroic, but I don't know how much I drank, it's too wasteful, toast to your brother, and you don't have to toast all over the ground, right?
Ye Tuo's eyes are red, don't look at him who has killed countless people, he doesn't take human life as a thing, his brother is dead, he will be distressed and cry.
After drinking, a maid immediately brought a delicate wooden plate, on which there was a white porcelain plate, and in the dish was a red pill the size of a pigeon's egg, which was fragrant, and the smell was a little familiar to Yun Ye, and he couldn't remember what it was.
I saw Ye Tuo pick up the pill, put it under his nose and smell it intoxicated, and then swallowed it in one gulp, his face was red and his ears were red, and he quickly took a sip of wine before sending the pill down.
This master should be, he doesn't know how to respect the guest at all, and if there are good things to eat first, he is stingy!
was sighing, and found that Xu Jingzong on the other side was envious, and asked: "The virtuous master is so blessed, he can get the best immortal elixir, look at its color, smell its taste, and distinguish its shape to know that it is from the hands of a famous family. ”
After drinking the pills, maybe it was a spiritual effect, Ye Tuo's face was full of red light, and he was refreshed, and he was still sad that his brother was shared by a monkey just now, and he seemed to forget that there was such a thing in an instant, and he laughed, and seemed to be extremely happy.
"Yetuo was also given this condensing pill by a master by chance, and the number is scarce and hard to find, so there is no gift for two, please don't be surprised."
"This kind of immortal treasure is obtained by those who are destined, my generation has no fate, but I can't force it, it is a great opportunity to see it, and the virtuous master does not need to worry about it." Xu Jingzong always knows when to say something to please his master. …,
Yun Ye wiped a handful of cold sweat, he also planned to trick Ye Tuo into taking the Bone Transformation Pill refined by Li Chunfeng, it seems that there is no need, there is even more ruthless, the Bone Transformation Pill is only the size of a soybean, Yun Ye feels that it is already highly poisonous, this pill the size of a pigeon's egg, I don't know how long Ye Tuo can be affected? To be on the safe side, Yun Ye decided to take a look.
"Yetuo, I am also a person with some knowledge, but I have never seen such a fragrant immortal treasure, I wonder if I can take one and let Benhou take a look, and increase my knowledge?"
When Ye Tuo heard this, he smiled even more heroically, he suffered Yun Ye's contempt for a day today, and now he can finally win back a city, how can he not be happy?
The maid came up with the plate again, Ye Tuo waved her hand, and the maid carefully placed it in front of Yun Ye, staring at Yun Ye like a thief.
As soon as the pill was in his hands, Yun Ye was immediately relieved, the heavy pressure on his hand, and the weight of the iron egg, the pill was shining in the skylight, flashing with the luster of metal, his fingers were a little hard, and he found that it was a little soft, too good, it was lead, Li Chunfeng's Bone Transformation Pill was weakly exploded, as far as his pill, ten pills could not catch up with one of others, I don't know what medicinal materials can neutralize the toxicity of lead, when I was hospitalized in the labor research institute before, it was not uncommon to see a lead-zinc factory worker holding a milk bottle all day long to discharge lead, sick and crookedly walking in the corridor, the shape was miserable, What's more, Yetuo's elixir is also wrapped in a layer of red mercury, double insurance.
Putting the pill back on the plate in awe, Yun Ye was immediately full of respect for Yetuo, a person who could hold on for so many days under the poison was eligible for his respect.
"The fairy road, difficult and dangerous, Brother Yetuo, can not be afraid of hardships and dangers, explore the fairy road, is really a wise and brave person, the younger brother admires it a lot, and the words of the appropriate talent are offensive, and please don't be surprised, the younger brother is here to apologize." Yun Ye stood up, dressed up, and respectfully bowed to Yetuo.
Xu Jingzong was very surprised, Yun Ye was finally willing to lower his head, this was good news for him, his life was guaranteed, he actually saw that Yetuo was more respectful than hostile to Yun Ye, as long as the conversation was pleasant, maybe Yun Ye would get a lot of benefits from Yetuo.
Seeing Yun Ye salute, he didn't have any reason to sit anymore, and bowed with a smile on the side.
There is always a need to be strong at the banquet, in the first half Yun Ye was too strong, even if Ye Tuo had a good heart, he would be provoked by his pride, and now, Yun Ye was defeated under the shock of the peerless elixir, which greatly satisfied Ye Tuo's arrogant heart, he was originally the horse thief king who crisscrossed the desert grassland, he was high on weekdays, self-respecting, and kept restraint on Yun Ye, and it was also the last trace of hope for immortality in his heart. mouth)
PS: Brothers: Please, give me a monthly pass.,It's about to be exploded again.,These verses are perverted.,I'm working very hard to write.,Repeatedly revised.,So it's slow...... )