23. Fight for the happiness of the underworld!
What I ate that night was: barbecue.
When I used to eat broth, a big bowl of broth looked like a lot, but it was actually all water, not much meat, and there were more broken bones than meat.
And that night, everyone ate a big bowl full of barbecue. This large bowl of roast meat is equivalent to a total of ten meals of broth for the previous five days. One guy said that he had never eaten barbecue in his ten years since he came down, unless he roasted worms with a torch himself.
The third master, Qian Qinglong, was very happy, and while touching the top of my head, he said to others, and when he met people, he said: "This guy is too powerful!" Not only can they deliver the dead, but they can also revive the dead; Not only is it not afraid of electricity, but it can generate electricity out of thin air and make fire! ”
Someone said, "Bringing the dead back to life? Generating electricity out of thin air? Do you believe this? ”
The third master picked him up all of a sudden: "What? You don't believe it? You don't even believe me? I saw it with my own eyes! Don't you want to live anymore? ”
The man hurriedly said, "Third Master, I believe it!" I believe it! I don't believe it yet! ”
The third master also said the same thing to the second master. The third master also said: "This guy said that he can still make glass or something, let him try it." ”
The second master looked uncertain. I can't guess what he wants, but it's not a good thing.
Second Master: "Just fix it, what are you doing with so much effort." ”
Third Master: "Boss! Look at last night's barbecue! He baked it! He also said that he could take the stove to every room, and he said that he could turn sand into glass. I don't know how he did it, but I'm sure he can do it. ”
The second master became kind and pleasant, and said to me, "Very good, go do it." ”
The third master pulled me out, and said as he walked, "Can you bring the electric stove to my room?" That way I'll be able to grill meat too! ”
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In fact, it is very simple to make electric stoves and glass.
String the leg cuffs and chains in the hallway and attach them to the iron rods under the pool. I connected almost the entire hallway on the second floor to the electric stove. The power supply was so strong that the electric stove not only heated, but also emitted a red glow, illuminating the corridor so brightly that there was no need for a torch. However, the disadvantage is that it is too hot, so the electricity is only used for 12 hours a day.
It's easier to make glass. On the second floor, a lot of stones and glass are broken, and if you throw these broken stones and broken glass on the stove, they will turn into glass water by themselves, and when the glass water cools, it will be glass. Glass can be used to make things like bowls, pots, and the like.
But here's the problem: it's completely useless! You can't cook anything else with a stove, and a glass bowl has a fart!
The third master gave me a thumbs up: "It's amazing!" ”
Am I awesome? Far from it! The person who invented the car is really powerful, the person who makes the car according to other people's drawings is not good, and the person who drives the car is even less powerful. I'm the one who drove the car, and the predecessors who used to make electric stoves here were the ones who made cars, and the people who built the palace and the power station were the ones who invented the cars, and they were really good!
I kept saying to the third master: "Hey, don't say that, I'm far behind." ”
But he kept talking about how good and humble I was, and embarrassed me.
However, with this very simple thing, I actually became the fourth person on the second floor.
The boss still hasn't seen it, the second master is still an emperor-like figure, the third master admires me very much, and those people below naturally treat me as the fourth.
When Shakya saw me, he gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to touch me. The reason is very simple, the third child can kill him in a second, where does he dare to find trouble!
So I continued to wander around, and no one dared to pay attention to me.
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When I was on the ground, I watched the Forbidden Army besiege the Imperial Palace. The Praetorian submachine guns hit the stone and glass, and there was no trace of it; Their cannons crack stones and glass; It took several tons of explosives to explode together to shatter the glass, and the stone was only shattered on the outside.
When I was on the first floor of the Underworld, I noticed that the glass and stone were cracking. Hit hard, and the cracked glass and stone were still strong and would not shatter.
On the second floor, the glass and stone were so fragile that they shattered with a bare foot.
What does this mean? How long does it take for such an impregnable palace to become like that? How long does it take to become like the second floor? It is said that there are three more floors? What is the situation on the third floor? Is there anything else down there? How many secrets are there in this world?
I kept my head down and thought as I walked, and the more I thought about it, the more my head hurt. The "electric stove lamp" around me made me even more restless.
A voice came: "My lord! ”
The voice was soft, and I could hear it at once, this was Zhang Ami.
I actually came to the second master's territory. Fortunately, it's me, if someone else is changed, whoever enters the second master's territory will die.
When I looked up, it was really Zhang Ami. But she had a wound on her face and a wound at the corner of her eye.
I asked her, "What's wrong with you?" Fell? ”
She rolled up her sleeves, and there were still injuries on them: "Do you think it's a fall?" ”
I looked around and there was no one around. I whispered, "The second master beat you?" ”
She showed her arm again: "You see clearly! He bites! ”
I looked around again and asked, "He bites?" ”
Zhang Ami said: "He's an old pervert! ”
I looked around again, "Don't talk nonsense. ”
She said, "What am I afraid of! I'm not even afraid of death now! When I was elected to the palace, I didn't want to get out alive! ”
I helped her: "You have to open it, don't die or live." ”
She held my hand and smiled: "Don't worry, I won't look for death, and I won't kill myself." ”
I think it's too dangerous here, so I'd better hurry up and get caught. I waved at her and left.
As a result, I just walked more than ten meters and ran into the second master head-on!
He frowned and said to me, "What are you doing here?" ”
I was about to open my mouth, but Zhang Ami said, "He came to give me the pulse, and I was a little uncomfortable." ”
The second master said, "You sent someone to find him?" ”
Zhang Ami said: "The last time she saw the fourth sister, I asked him to come and see it often. ”
The second master's face became soothing, and he said, "Oh, that's it." How is she doing now? ”
I said, "It's okay, but the pulse is a bit fast, and I need to rest more." ”
The second master nodded.
I took the opportunity to flash.
It's best not to get involved in their affairs, survival is the most important thing.
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The third master, Qian Qinglong, was often with me, and he always asked me strange questions.
Third Master: "Why do shackles heat up?" Did you do it? ”
Me: "Not ......"
Him: "Why does sand turn into transparent glass?" Did you do it? ”
Me: "Not ......"
Him: "Why aren't you afraid of electricity?" Are you a martial arts master? ”
Me: "Not ......"
Him: "Why can you bring the dead back to life?" Are you a miracle doctor? ”
Me: "Not ......"
Him: "Can you get us out?" ”
Me: "Can't ......"
Him: "Can you summon the Son of God?" ”
Me: "Can't ......"
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But he didn't believe me, and he went around saying that I was humble, that I used my power to turn shackles into heat, that I used my power to turn sand into glass, that I was not afraid of electricity, that I saved the dead, and that I would summon the Son of God to get people out......
Shakyatou said to the third master: "This guy can't be a master. When he was in the screening class, he was beaten by me and pouted and begged for mercy, but you only knocked me over when you came down, so this guy can't be a master. ”
The third master said: "People must not be good-looking! Besides, a master doesn't have to be good at fighting! Top 10 Most Wanted, you know, right? They are the best people in the world. Any wanted criminal can kill all of the top 10 masters. For example, the first place Death Sect Master, he doesn't know any martial arts, but he can control people's hearts, and what he says, others will do it obediently. For example, the soul of the second place, he can swallow the opponent whole and become the opponent. For example, the fifth-ranked Ten Thousand Poisons Sect Master, he doesn't know anything martial arts, but as soon as he makes a move, it is easy to poison tens of thousands of people. ”
I said to the third master: "Third master, how many places can your martial arts rank in the world?" ”
The third master thought for a while and said, "It depends on what you mean by 'the world'." The top ten masters, such as the head of Wudang Shaolin, any of them can't live for a second in my hands. However, the most powerful masters of the people, such as the sweeping monks of Shaolin and the old Taoist priests of Wudang, are probably similar to me. In fact, the top ten masters and the top ten masters of the people are probably not as good as the masters here in us. ”
I asked, "How do they compare to the second master?" ”
The third master said: "Haha! The second master is already a master of the top ten most wanted criminals. The top ten most wanted criminals are almost the top ten masters. The bounty for each of them is one million gold dollars, you think, a million! A million is the price of death, and if captured alive, the price is even higher! The court can brag about other things, can this be brag? You must know that my 100-meter speed is 5 seconds, and the second master is 2 seconds. The second master beat me as if it was playing. ”
I asked, "What about the boss?" ”
He said solemnly: "Our rule here: don't ask the boss!" ”