According to Yun Ye's instructions, the palace maids placed the silver plates neatly one by one, and when the lid was lifted, the rich fragrance of the food spread, Li Er would not pay attention to the food when he was doing things, even if all the delicacies in the sky were placed in front of him, he would not let his thinking be a little sluggish, and he would just talk to Feng Ang without looking at the table.

There are only five low tables in the side hall, unlike the colorful and good-looking ones on other people's tables, Yun Ye gave himself all crabs, he hadn't eaten this thing for many years, and today he was ready to kill, and took out a small hammer, small scissors, a large toothpick, a small spoon, and a clip used to flatten the crab shell, as for the hook and chisel, Yun Ye felt that it was not necessary, and happily washed his hands, and was ready to start eating.

A crab is brought over, cut off the claws and keep it for the last to eat, good things always have to stay at the end, lift the lid of the crab and eat it happily, there are not many people in Datang who eat this thing, one by one is extremely fat, the crab paste can be dug up with a spoonful, it is too comfortable to hold in the mouth, the crab meat is poked out with a toothpick, dipped in a little ginger vinegar, the umami makes people fluttering, the shell of the crab leg is crushed with a clip, making a refreshing sound, and suddenly I feel that the room seems to be very quiet, and the sound of silk and bamboo came just now, and now there is no movement.

Only then did he look up and find that Li Er, Feng An, and Fang Xuanling were all watching him eat crabs with great interest, and Feng Zhidai covered his forehead and hid in the back. He stood up with a wry smile and asked, "Why don't you eat, maybe Weichen's craftsmanship can't get into the eyes of His Majesty." ”

Li Er shook his head, picked up the gadget from his table, tried it a few times and said: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, you are very simple here, I haven't found fault with the food you cooked, it is full of color, flavor and taste, and it is more delicious than the food in the palace, but I and Feng Gong saw that you were eating lively, so I came over to take a look, and you continued to eat." ”

Isn't it a little ugly to bite the crab with your teeth, isn't that what Lanling ate in the kitchen just now. I didn't hear her complain, so I can't do it here?

Fang Xuanling laughed and said: "The old man has a bad mouth, but he is weak when he sees the food, and his heart is itching, how about borrowing the utensils here from the old man?" "What else can I say. Yun Ye had no choice but to wash a few tools in the tea basin next to him. handed it to Fang Xuanling, but found that the old fang did not answer, and his eyes looked directly at the basin he used to wash tools without saying a word.

Li Er's face was shockingly red, and he pointed to the tea and asked, "This is used to clean your hands?" ”

The tea on the crab feast is not used to wash hands. What else can I do with it, my mind turned here, and my heart chuckled, these people won't drink all the tea, right?

A bunch of turtles, this is going to kill me alive. Yun Ye burst into tears in his heart, five people ate, four turtles drank the tea that washed their hands, but one smart person didn't drink it, the fate of this smart person can be imagined, especially in the middle of this, Li Er, a stingy ghost, if you want to resolve the embarrassment, it is only possible if all five people become turtles.

"Oh, Hui Yu Xià. This is the greasy tea specially prepared by Weichen for today's banquet, brewed with the best tea leaves, which is the most suitable for banquet drinking. ”

After speaking, Yun Ye picked up the small porcelain basin and took a big sip, the tea mixed with the fishy smell of crabs. Let him almost want to vomit and swallow it forcibly if he vomits it out it is strange that according to the strict nature of today's matter li er will not let him crawl home. The consequences were too strict, so I had to grieve my stomach. Didn't the sencha of the Tang Dynasty even put lard?

Li Er's face improved at this time, and he snorted and said, "Next time, find a small utensil to fill the tea, and the tea will be ruined." ”

Feng Ang also said: "The taste of the tea is really wonderful, when the old man leaves, you have to bring some back." ”

Fang Xuanling took the tool from Yun Ye's hand with a strange expression, came to Li Er's table, asked him to use it first, and then called the waiter to come over and find a few small scissors and other things to make up for the others.

Feng Ang is a military general, with the power of Ling Ran, the juice of an elbow with a handle is dripping, full of praise, the crab seems to be just a small snack after the meal, and there is no need for scissors and other things on the table, the crab's big pincers are rattling when he throws it into his mouth, and the roots of Yun Ye's teeth are sour, doesn't he just want the emperor to see the essence of his rice bucket with ten catties of meat.

It's a waste to give him these things, he doesn't like to stuff some glutinous rice and other things in the lotus root, and asks Yun Ye why he doesn't stuff some tiger meat into it, saying that that thing is chewy, and when he turns around, he will give Yun Ye some air-dried tiger meat, and he also brought dozens of tiger whips, looking at Feng Ang who is Yixing Sifei, this guy may be the culprit who led the complete extinction of the South China Tiger.

The meal is not over until the beginning of the lanterns, Yun Ye has no interest in the songs and dances in the palace, and the songs and dances choreographed by Li Er himself are boring to watch, and his exploits in the battle against Dou Jiande are publicized all day long. One hundred and ten dancing girls in armor, chaotic and unruly, appearing for a while, singing for a while, the lyrics are obscure, the dance of a woman dancing a man is ugly, the killing is not tragic, the screaming is not miserable, the dancing girl in white clothes looks at her, the sleeves are thrown like scattered flowers, and finally squats down to the sky, and it is still a woman's ceremony.

Feng Ang estimated that he and Yun Ye had the same thoughts, and they couldn't stand it, so they took off their robes, roared, turned their heads, turned around and began to dance Jianwu, stretching out their arms and kicking their legs, like a madman.

Li Er shouted well, and he shook his shoulders and shook his hands to get off the field, people danced, of course he was not good at eating, Yun Ye looked at the crab in front of him and sighed.

They all like to dance, and they don't dance well, they can't split their legs straight, and they are in danger of falling after two turns, Feng Zhidai splits his legs in the air like an arrow in his buttocks, and Fang Xuanling's dancing is like an old lady shopping, and she doesn't eat well, and she is all convulsive.

As soon as the tambourine sounded, everyone took their place, Li Er wiped the sweat on his head and asked Yun Ye, "How is my dance?" ”

"In addition to being strong and powerful, graceful and colorful, like a goshawk spreading its wings, like a giant fish drumming waves, or like a storm at the beginning of the storm, there is really nothing to say about His Majesty's dancing posture." This is the situation that he hates the most, although opening his eyes and telling nonsense is a necessary skill for officials, Yun Ye really doesn't like it.

The banquet of the Tang Dynasty was amazingly long, three hours passed, the damn muddy sheep was suddenly carried up by two wrestlers, a whole sheep, in the plate was placed in the shape of kneeling, Li Er grabbed the table knife on the table, and inserted it into the sheep with a throw, Lux pulled out the knife, the knife edge was inward, and he made a square move, cut open the belly of the sheep, took out a goose out of it, and then took out a few eggs from the belly of the goose, as well as the yellowish glutinous rice soaked in oil, there are not many eggs, only five, one per person, Yun Ye found that the one given to Li Er was obviously the biggest, maybe it was a goose egg. His smallest was like a pigeon's egg, and when he looked at Zhidai's again, he was satisfied, his only the size of a fingernail, and he didn't know what kind of egg it was.

It's a strange thing that goose fat soaked rice can be delicious, besides, a huge amount of pepper is sprinkled, and that thing is not bad for soup, but if you put too much, you can still eat the original taste of the food there.

With Feng An, Fang Xuanling got up and thanked His Majesty for food, and then began to chew, the taste of the egg was good, but that small spoonful of glutinous rice was too greasy, and it also exuded a strong peppery taste, which was extremely pungent.

Feng An, Lao Fang, Xiao Feng enjoyed eating incomparably, especially Feng An, who couldn't bear to swallow the glutinous rice in his mouth over and over again, very disgusting, and the same was true for Li Erma, it seems that this is the right way for nobles to taste delicious.

No need to eat, Yun Ye knew that he couldn't swallow it no matter what, digging a spoonful of rice, the yellow oil dripped down, and it was connected in strings, where is this eating rice, this is drinking oil soup, the fishy smell of goose meat came to his nose, this is not the Guangdong roast goose rice that he has eaten before, this is poison.

The emperor was busy talking with Feng Ang and Fang Xuanling, Yun Ye took the opportunity to snatch the plate of Zhidai next to him and stuffed it over, Zhidai was a good person, he licked the plate as if it had just been washed, and it was disrespectful for the emperor not to eat it.

In Yun Ye's stern gaze, Zhi Dai happily ate Yun Ye's rice again, and thanked him, which made everyone happy.

There are always people who stab Yun Ye in the back, and when they look back, they don't see anyone, so after a few times, they start to pay attention, and sure enough, there is a pink little hand stretched out from behind the cone and is going to stab him again, except for Lanling Yun Ye, I can't think of anyone who will be so bold.

The crab shell that had just been eaten was casually stuffed into the little hand, and the little hand stretched it back, and the crab shell immediately flew out again, knocked on Yun Ye's head, and then fell on the desk, with a loud sound, which immediately attracted Li Er's gaze.

Lanling generously walked out from behind the cone, gave her father a salute, and then accepted everyone's salute.

"Lanling, it's already night, why don't you go to bed yet, what's the matter with coming to the front hall?" Li Er has always doted on his daughter, not to mention Lanling.

"Father, the child is here to settle accounts with a leper dog who is treacherous, does not count when he speaks, and has repeatedly deceived his daughter." Lan Ling clenched his little fist and said indignantly to his father.

Li Er glanced at Fang Xuanling, then at Feng An, directly crossed Zhi Dai, and said viciously to Yun Ye: "Needless to say, the leper dog in Lanling's mouth must be you, so daring, even my daughter dares to deceive." Lanling, what's going on, say it, and the emperor will be angry for you. ”

It's over, Yun Ye wants to rush over and block Lanling's little mouth, and the matter of sending crabs to Li Anlan will be shaken out.

According to the law of bad luck, the more you worry about what will happen, the more it will happen. The hateful Lan Ling opened and closed her cherry red mouth, and immediately turned Yun Ye's promise to give her a chicken and let her send crabs to Li Anlan.

Li Er's face was strange, and he asked Yun Ye: "Boy, is there something I don't know about here?" ”

"Back to His Majesty, Weichen met Princess Shouyang when she was studying in the palace, and now she wants to go away, send her a little food, and the right to see her off, Lingnan is full of miasma, snakes and insects, I just want to leave her a little thought, so that the mountains and rivers are too lonely."

"Yunhou's words are wrong, Lingnan also has a good place with beautiful mountains and rivers, the sea is turbulent, the green mountains are even green trees, the people are simple, the products are rich, and it is also a treasure land, Yunhou can rest assured, Princess Shouyang will definitely arrive in Lingnan safely and steadily, eight hundred miles of land, and will definitely be under the education of the princess, enlighten the people's wisdom, it will not be long before it will become another paradise for my Datang." Feng Ang said it impassionedly, and he couldn't wait to show it to a few people in the main hall.

This is not what I want to achieve, Yun Ye was stunned, but when he turned around, he saw Li Anlan's immortal pendant hanging around Lanling's neck.