Zhang Song sat up from the bed, crossed Erlang's legs without courtesy, glanced at Yang Xiu and said, "I'm afraid that Master Yang won't dare to come to see me!" ”

Zhang Song's voice was very peculiar, hoarse with echoes, like the sound of fingernails cutting through an iron kettle, which felt very uncomfortable when it reached his ears. Wang Baoyu rubbed his chest with one hand, and couldn't help but sniff the handkerchief again, feeling a little like vomiting.

Yang Xiu never dared to face Zhang Song, but said stiffly: "Don't take this wrong word, why don't I dare to see my father?" ”

"Hehe, but I'm afraid of pine ugly ears!" Zhang Song said with a smile and said arrogantly: "Fuxi is the head of a snake, but it is the ancestor of mankind; With the huge body of a dragon head and a snake, Pangu can open up the world! The ancestor of the saints, Hongjun Ancestor, is nothing more than a demon god in the chaos, just ......"

Stop, stop! Wang Baoyu really couldn't listen to it anymore, and he had never seen such a self-aware one. "These ancient sages are strange-looking, not ugly. What are your skills to match them? ”

Zhang Song grinned and said: "The children in Shuzhong are crying, but in the name of Tisong, the children are all shrinking and dare not move!" ”

"You can do it!" Wang Baoyu gave a thumbs up and praised one.

"Could it be the son of Wang Lian?" Zhang Song turned his head and asked.

Wang Baoyu was awake and was not afraid of him, nodded and said, "Everyone says so, do you know my father?" ”

"There have been several fates, and they are arrogant and uneducated, and they are not worthy of great responsibilities." Zhang Song said bluntly.

It's really a broken mouth, no good words, although this father doesn't seem to have anything to do with him, but Wang Baoyu doesn't want him to insult casually, and asks with a cold face: "In addition to being ugly and scary, what else do you have to do?" ”

"There are hundreds of miles of talent in the world, and no one can produce Zhang Song's left and right!" Zhang Song said arrogantly.

"Then let me ask you, there are seven birds in the tree, and one is killed by throwing stones, how many are left in the tree?" Wang Baoyu asked.

"A child's question, the remaining six ears!"

"Wrong! Not a single one, the rest were scared away. Wang Baoyu said.

Yang Xiu was amused by Wang Baoyu and laughed, Zhang Song couldn't hold back his face, and said unhappily: "This is a trick, not a big deal." ”

"Let me ask you again, there are seven birds in the tree, and one is killed by throwing stones, how many are left?"

"Shicai has already said that there is no one!"

"Wrong again! Last time I asked how many were left in the tree, and this time the answer was one, the dead bird on the ground! Wang Baoyu laughed evilly, and Yang Xiu also laughed, feeling very enjoyable.

Zhang Song couldn't hold back on his face, and pouted: "Misleading people to see and hear, little tricks!" ”

"The way of the art of war, true and false, false and real, even more so in life, don't drive, arrogant, the way to take trouble!" Wang Baoyu said.

"Hmph, paranoid prejudice, can also be worthy of quoting the art of war?" Zhang Song looked disdainful.

"Regardless of the art of war, only talk about conduct, you are arrogant, arrogant and contemptuous, not to say that you humbly ask for advice, but to ridicule each other, you think that you are following the teachings of the sages?" Wang Baoyu retorted.

Zhang Song was choked speechless for a while, and then he spoke viciously, pointed at Wang Baoyu and said, "Wang Shilang is following Lu Bu's example? ”

Lu Bu? Wang Baoyu was really stunned, and asked puzzledly: "Lu Bu has a Mao relationship with me?" ”

"Lu Fengxian's surname is Lu, he first recognized Ding Yuan as his father, and then recognized Dong Zhuo as his father, and you first followed Liu Yuzhou, then with Sun Zhongmou, and now you are loyal to Cao A's account, even more Lu Buer!" After Zhang Song finished speaking, he took a selfie and laughed.

I'm cāo! This old boy is scolding Lao Tzu's three surnames as a slave! This broken mouth is really damaged, Wang Baoyu was so angry that his liver trembled, and he couldn't wait to step forward and beat him to relieve his anger, and scolded in his mouth: "You don't know what to do, you are talking nonsense!" Everywhere Lao Tzu goes, he has merit, and he is better than you, a person who betrays the Lord and seeks glory, right? ”

Zhang Song was stunned for a moment, finally shut up, no longer bothered with Wang Baoyu, and said politely to Yang Xiu: "Master Yang, today on the order of my lord Liu Jiyu, I came to meet the prime minister, and I was tired of introducing him!" ”

"The prime minister is afraid to see you." Yang Xiu said bluntly, his face was not good-looking, and he called Prime Minister Cao Apu when he guarded himself, which was really annoying.

Zhang Song let out a long sigh and said, "If that's the case, I'll bring the tribute back, it's really a big deal!" ”

Yang Xiu thought about it, that cart of tribute was worth a lot of money, let Zhang Song take it back, I was afraid that Cao Cao would be unhappy. Reluctantly said: "Don't wait for Zhang, and let the prime minister decide." ”

Zhang Song didn't speak, touched the wine jar next to him and poured it violently, turned around and fell down, and continued to sleep. I'm cāo, who is this? Wang Baoyu was angry, Yang Xiu gave him a look, and the two of them didn't want to stay here for a moment, so they left the house in a hurry.

"Baoyu, I've seen it this time, this person is very hateful." Yang Xiudao.

"It's really annoying, and we don't care so much. Lao Cao said that he would see him, and if he didn't see him, let him get out! Wang Baoyu also said angrily.

Subsequently, Wang Baoyu and Yang Xiu came to Cao Cao together, Yang Xiu said very cautiously, Zhang Song asked to see, Cao Cao's face changed when he heard it, and said: "No, this person's appearance makes people have nightmares." ”

"Prime Minister, if he doesn't see it, he wants to bring Liu Zhang's tribute back. If we forcibly take away their tribute, we are afraid of provoking criticism. Yang Xiu said.

Cao Cao knew this, but he really didn't want to see this person, and he would definitely have a headache when he saw him. A headache is not a disease, it hurts to kill someone, as for the death of this ugly guy? There must be a lot of tribute gifts, not because Cao Cao was greedy for money, just because if he didn't accept it, he was afraid that he might not be able to recruit troops and horses in the future to confront the imperial court.

Cao Cao thought for a while, turned his head and asked Wang Baoyu: "Baoyu, is there a way not to see this person, but also to talk to him?" ”

Wang Baoyu scratched his head and said: "This is simple, just pull a curtain and listen to the government." ”

"Hehe, Baoyu is smart, so he will do it according to this method." Cao Cao laughed.

Subsequently, Cao Cao found his entourage, ordered them to close a curtain in front of the desk, and asked Yang Xiu to invite Zhang Song to have something to say.

Yang Xiu was very reluctant to invite Zhang Song, and after two hours, Zhang Song walked into the Prime Minister's Mansion with a mouthful of wine. The people who came and went in the house, as soon as they saw Zhang Song, they ran away in an instant, and a few of them were scared out of heart disease and carried out for medical treatment.

Zhang Song seemed to have long been accustomed to this scene, baring two yellow teeth, walking with short legs, and holding a thin chest, and walked in with an arrogant face. Wang Baoyu hurriedly took a breath of sobering water and motioned to Cao Cao behind the curtain, although Cao Cao couldn't see Zhang Song, there was still a trace of panic on his face.

As soon as Zhang Song saw the curtain drawn by Cao Cao, he was immediately unhappy, and arched his hand: "The prime minister met behind the curtain, but he contracted the epidemic?" ”

As soon as Cao Cao heard this, he was so angry that his beard was cocked, so he almost went down and beat him violently, and asked in a cold voice: "Lone is to treat guests like this." Liu Zhang lives in Yizhou and has not paid tribute for many years, but what does he mean? ”