Chapter 686: Chaos Great Temple Fair
Yang Fan and Hongliu wandered around the White Horse Temple.
Under the auspices of Xue Huaiyi, this White Horse Temple has completely degenerated into a big temple fair, without the solemnity of Buddhism, and there are dogs and horses everywhere. On this day, few people went to the gentle workshop to have fun, so the prostitutes in the Qinglou also took a big vacation and ran to the White Horse Temple to relax.
Many beautiful prostitutes changed their ordinary clothes, led a playful and cute little maid, two large teapots in green clothes and hats, and acted elegantly and behaved dignifiedly, which was really more stylish than the serious girl from a big family. But there is no shortage of smoky and flattering, so that people can know at a glance that it is a girl from the kiln.
Seeing this scene, Yang Fan couldn't help but shake his head.
Not long after, it happened that Chen Dong took his wife and children to visit the temple fair, and he met acquaintances, and the two got together to chat, but they were also comfortable. When it was close to noon, he hadn't seen the emperor's imperial battle, and Chen Dong expected that the emperor would not appear at dinner, so he invited Yang Fan to the restaurant outside.
Yang Fan said hello to Hongliu and left with Chen Dong.
According to Xue Huaiyi's instructions before leaving, the emperor could arrive at most three o'clock, but the White Horse Temple waited from the beginning of the day to noon, and there was no trace of the emperor. Hongyi and Hongliuyi discussed, but there was really no way, so they had to start the meal first, but this time there was a problem again.
Today, Xue Huaiyi held a big Dharma meeting, the so-called Dharma meeting, naturally there are lectures and sayings, the most powerful program is "Ode to a Thousand Monks", Xue Huaiyi is a protector of the country, and has the right to command the world Shamen, so he transferred a thousand monks from major temples near and far to prepare a thousand people to sing the "Great Cloud Sutra".
Wu Zetian likes big scenes, he thinks that this grand scene can make Wu Zetian like it, this event is not only a big scene, but also can show the emperor's popular wishes, and more importantly, he used the "Great Cloud Sutra" to prove that Wu Zetian was the reincarnation of Maitreya, so as to create a great achievement for her to ascend the throne, and he also wanted to make the emperor remember his goodness.
In order to create a mysterious effect, he hid all the monks in the back garden. A thousand monks. Everyone is wearing a big red robe and a Pilu hat, as if there are a thousand Tang Sanzang, and the red is not majestic. But they stood from morning to noon, so hungry that their chests pressed against their backs, and their heels cramped with exhaustion.
What's more, Xue Huaiyi originally planned to invite the emperor in the morning to hold a series of activities. When the emperor was tired at noon, he happened to rest in the temple, and then accompanied the emperor to see the lights at night, but he didn't prepare lunch for these monks at all, and the guys in the White Horse Temple couldn't cook so many monks' meals.
Now that the emperor has not arrived, these thousand people cannot let them go. Can't let them starve their stomachs, Hongichi is so anxious that he goes around. Fortunately, his master had money, and the calculations came and went, so a few big disciples made their own opinions, on the one hand, they asked the kitchen to prepare more food, and on the other hand, they went out to buy a large number of food.
There are a lot of idle and useless pots in the kitchen, but the stove pit is limited, so the head of the gang makes his own decisions. In the yard, pull the jiashi and bury the pot to make rice. The firewood in the winter is very humid, and this fire. I saw the smoke billowing from the White Horse Temple, which went straight up to the ninth night, and became a miracle in Luoyang City.
Thick smoke together, not much effort, people shouted horses neighing, there were three people and horses from three directions rushed towards the White Horse Temple, all the way to patrol the city Yushi Zheng Chao, all the way to the Luoyang Wei Tang Zong under the jurisdiction of Jing Zhaoyin, all the way to the Jinwuwei Brigade Marshal Liu Xiangyu.
These three people are responsible for the security of the capital, and when they saw the smoke of the White Horse Temple, they also knew that there was a big Dharma meeting held here today, and there were many people who attended the meeting. As a result, they rushed to the entrance of the alley, but they couldn't squeeze in at all, and the three chief officers immediately made a decision and ordered in unison: "Rush in!" ”
The deacon of the city patrol division picked up the whip and smoked, the officers and soldiers of Jin Wuwei raised the steel knife with a sheath and cut it, and Tang Zong, the lieutenant of Luoyang, was not ambiguous.
Unexpectedly, not only did the ghosts cry and wolf howling outside, but there was also chaos inside.
What are Xue Huaiyi's subordinates?
A bunch of splashes!
What can you expect such a group of people to do?
They order dishes from restaurants, restaurants, snack shops, and all kinds of places, which are raw and cold, and meat and fishy.
They are wine and meat monks, but the thousand monks waiting to sing the "Great Cloud Sutra" are real monks, people resolutely do not eat these things, under a protest, these splashes are on fire, a group of splashy monks and serious monks are quarreling, the guys sent by restaurants and restaurants to deliver meals can't wait, urging them to ask for food money.
No one eats this meal, how can those pungent monks pay, so they quarrel with this group of guys, this quarrel can not be controlled, they quarrel from the backyard to the front yard, a large group of people who watch the excitement suddenly go up and around, only to feel that today's White Horse Temple Dafa will count this show is the most exciting.
A group of ploppy monks usually say the same, how can they lose such a big person, noisy to the place of shame, simply start to move, this move will inevitably harm the innocent, the innocent is not a vegetarian, he rolled up his sleeves and joined the war group, anyway, in this chaos, no matter how big your White Horse Temple shili is, there is nowhere to find him to settle accounts afterwards.
You must know that even in modern society, some garden activities are often due to unfavorable organization of stampedes, not to mention that this White Horse Temple Grand Festival is not at all about someone to organize and guide, even if the government sent a messenger to come, but also because the White Horse Temple has always been domineering, only in the periphery to maintain order, unwilling to go around.
In this fight, the people outside rushed desperately inside, squeezing to see the excitement, and the people inside helped the old and the young to break out, dodging those incense candles, prayer beads, tables and chairs, hanging Buddha statues and other strange blades, and the trampling chaos inevitably happened. After a while, the huge Buddha statue painted by Xue Huaiyi with his own blood also collapsed and was trampled on.
When Yang Fan and Chen Dong were full of wine and food, they rushed back with a smile and laughter, and they were stunned when they saw that the White Horse Temple had become a pot of porridge. Chen Dong also took his wife and children, it was inconvenient to go in, Yang Fan said to him, and led seven or eight guards in the open and secretly to squeeze in, Rao is his martial arts, and when he squeezed into the White Horse Temple, he was also disheveled, his hat was crooked, his hair was scattered, and his sweat was dripping.
Yang Fan squeezed into the White Horse Temple to see, there was even more chaos here, there were fights everywhere, the fight was dark, Yang Fan wandered around for a long time and didn't find anyone he knew, a turbid monk who was hiding behind a pillar to watch the scenery saw him, and hurriedly called him over, Yang Fan asked him, and then he understood the reason.
This chaotic scene right now. Yang Fan just understood that it was useless. Even if he found all the brothers from Hongyi to Hongjiu, this scene was not something that they could stop, and at this moment, Wu Youyi, the general of Yulinwei, led a large army to come.
Under the pressure of the huge army bombs, this chaos was finally stopped.
Wu Youyi is here to open the way, and the emperor has already set off and will arrive soon.
At this time, Monk Hongyi and his senior brothers were dumbfounded. They don't know how to deal with the situation.
Seeing this, Yang Fan hurriedly came forward, first asked Hongyi to pay, and sent the guys from various restaurants and restaurants to leave, were there any injuries? Settle it with money, as long as he is willing to go. Spare no money! The same is true for the people who were injured by mistake, and it is impossible to distinguish who is right and who is wrong in a hurry, and the White Horse Temple will lose money.
The magic of money is infinite, and the bitter masters are swept away in the blink of an eye like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves. Immediately, he still paid for the hiring of many young and strong men from among the people who watched the excitement to help clean up the battlefield. At the same time, ask the people of Yu Linwei, Jin Wuwei, the city patrol Yushi and Luoyang Mansion to help maintain order and guide the masses.
As for the thousand monks. Pick the robe that is still complete, and the hat of Viru is still on his head. There is no blue nose and swollen face left, and everyone else avoids it first. Zuihou left only more than 240 monks behind, and hurriedly retreated to the backyard to prepare to chant the scriptures. The reincarnated Hanoi Shenni also took advantage of this chaotic kung fu to quietly slip away with her female apprentices.
Yang Fan's command played a miraculous role, and when the emperor's guard of honor appeared in the distance, the slightest chaos could not be seen in the whole scene, but it was just ...... The giant Buddha that Xue Huaiyi painstakingly drew is gone, and the scene that the emperor likes to see most to enjoy with the people is gone, and the scene is deserted, except for the soldiers...... It's still a soldier!
Wu Zetian didn't want to see any big Dharma in the White Horse Temple at all, with the stabilization of her throne, she was tired of those things that pretended to be gods and ghosts, especially the case of Liu Sili and Su Lianyao's rebellion, which made her notice that not only could she use the gods and Buddhas to confuse the people, but others could also.
She is the emperor, and she doesn't need the gods and Buddhas to bewitch the people, she can do the same things, but sometimes it will be a little troublesome, but others can use the gods and Buddhas to do many things that could not be done originally. This made her a little more wary of those outsiders who were fake gods and Buddhas and showed off their magical powers.
She came today, in fact, she just wanted to perfunctory Xue Huaiyi, afraid that this bastard would do something bastard, so despite Xue Huaiyi's repeated urging, she was also lacking in interest, until the afternoon, she really couldn't drag it out, so she put up a guard of honor and came belatedly. When she arrived at the White Horse Temple, she saw that there was no grand scene at the White Horse Temple, and her displeasure was even more palpable.
Xue Huaiyi was also wondering, although the hour was early when he left, he looked more lively than now, what about people? What about Buddha statues? And also...... What about the disciples?
He watched for a long time, and then he saw Master Sanshan standing in front of the temple with a group of monks from the White Horse Temple, and none of his apprentices ......, oh! There is one, a turbid monk is here, and a turbid monk is standing behind the monk of the three mountains, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, fairy wind and bones, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a Taoist priest.
Xue Huaiyi was puzzled in his heart, but he was accompanying the holy driver, but it was not easy to ask, so he had to carry a stomach that he did not understand, and first welcomed the emperor into the temple, and when Master Sanshan led the monks of the White Horse Temple to meet the emperor, he hurriedly called a turbid monk to his side.
A turbid monk hurriedly explained a few words, Xue Huaiyi's heart was cold at that time, and he couldn't care about being angry now, just thinking, in such a situation, how to please the empress?
Yang Fan tried his best, but he could only clean up the scene to such an extent. He is now a small official, he is not qualified to accompany and drive, and he is not qualified to drive, but he is mixed in the few remaining people, looking at Xue Huaiyi's ugly face, Yang Fan secretly shook his head.
On that day, he still remembered the words that Xue Huaiyi said to him in "Jin Hai Drunk", and now he really wanted to rush up to Xue Huaiyi and ask: "Is it so impossible to let go of the wealth that was exchanged for being humiliated?" ”
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~(To be continued......)