33 Martial Arts Conference
The blooming of early spring has ended, and the plants are all concentrating on growing leaves.
The leaves of the poplar tree are already large, as if it is the height of summer.
Can you imagine? In just ten days, the bare trees directly turned into green!
Ten days ago, it seemed as if the world was bare, and it had always been like this; Ten days later, it seems that the world is green, and it has always been like this.
I didn't have time to observe this, because there were still ten days left before the martial arts conference.
I returned with the army to Zheng County, which was Shaolin to the south. Many people have already come to Zheng County, and Zheng County is so crowded that they can't stand.
Since the collapse of the imperial court's household registration system, people can travel as they please, so this martial arts conference is the largest number of people ever.
Jin Yiwei has a bad reputation, and there are a lot of conflicts with people - probably because of their reputation in the opera.
Jinyiwei is newly established, and there was no one before, so many operas in the past scolded Jinyiwei and praised the imperial army. However, recently, Qian Zhaoding has already ordered the revision of the opera. The revision is very simple, change "Jinyiwei" to "Imperial Army", and "Imperial Army" to "Jinyiwei", so that the next generation of subjects will regard Jinyiwei as a good army that loves the country and the people, and the imperial army as a bad army of treason and rebellion.
Millions of martial artists stared viciously at the Jinyi Guards entering the city, and my 3,000 troops were simply not enough.
I was a little weak-hearted, so I asked Zhao Yuyang and Dongfang Yongbai to come over and join in the fun.
Hundreds of thousands of cavalry were stationed outside the city, which made the martial arts people be honest.
When Zhao Yuyang's hundreds of tanks were blocked at the foot of Shaolin Mountain, these martial artists were completely honest.
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The army surrounded the Shaolin regiments, and people could only enter the mountains after searching their bodies.
The weapons we found were: knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks, forks, whips, maces, hammers, hammers, rods, sticks, sticks, bows, crossbows, guns, shields, and meteor hammers, but these are normal weapons, so you can bring them in.
In addition, arquebuses, flint guns, pistols, rifles, submachine guns, grenades, gas bombs, cannons were found...... Naturally, we can't bring these things, because only we can.
There are a lot of gangs that could only be heard from the mouths of storytellers.
The most conspicuous of them is Wudang. It's a pity that Wulin League's advocate Liushun didn't come, only his descendant Zhang Badang, a closed disciple. Zhang Badang is the deputy head of Wudang.
Zhang Badang: "What's the situation?" Why is there a million imperial army in a martial arts conference in the rivers and lakes? ”
I said, "The court cares for its subjects as a parent cares for its children." If the rivers and lakes are in chaos, how can people live and work in peace and contentment? ”
Zhang Badang: "The court is painstaking and lonely, it is really heartbroken for the sake of the subjects!" Wudang must support the imperial court and will always support the imperial court. ”
Me: "It's a pity that the alliance leader didn't come, otherwise I would have met the legendary martial arts alliance leader." You know, people like us outside the rivers and lakes like to take a look at the martial arts alliance leader the most. ”
Zhang Badang: "Zhang Liushun is well aware of the righteousness, so he won't fight with the juniors." He didn't come this time. ”
At this time, the hundreds of Wudang disciples around him chattered and said: "The world's martial arts are out of Wudang, and the martial arts alliance leader can only be produced in our Wudang!" Because our Wudang is the first school of martial arts! ”
More of the other sects around him let out disdainful mockery, both pushing and swearing. From their quarrels, I learned the secrets of martial arts.
The leader of the martial arts alliance is once every four years, and after the election, the leader of the alliance will no longer change, and it will be him who lives or dies. If he dies, the position of the alliance leader must also remain in that gang, and the rivers and lakes must also obey the subsequent alliance leader.
Four years ago, the martial arts conference was held in Wudang. With the right time and place, Wudang defeated hundreds of opponents and finally won the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance. It's a pity that the world has been in turmoil in the past four years, and the leader of the martial arts alliance is not good.
The first time I met Zhang Liushun - I am now beginning to doubt the authenticity of "Zhang Liushun" at that time - was at the top of Mount Tai. The Shaolin host and the head of Wudang laughed and grudged together, and dealt with the traitor Liu Xingchao together, but unfortunately, they were killed by Liu Xingchao for more than ten seconds.
After Zhang Liushun's death, one of his disciples stood up and continued to impersonate Zhang Liushun and continue to serve as the leader of the martial arts alliance. Unfortunately, the new Shaolin army attacked Jiangnan and Wudang with the support of Zhao Zhengbao, and the Wudang army was completely wiped out under the attack of poison gas bombs, and Zhang Liushun died for the second time.
Later, when I fled to Liaodong with my army through Jiangnan, the Wudang army came to beat me again, and Zhang Liushun died again.
In addition, he was killed by a pistol, killed by a grenade, poisoned, died at the Hongmen banquet, and died in the bed of the Qinglou......
It is said that no one in Wudang dares to succeed to the leader of the martial arts alliance now, and everyone says: "The leader of the martial arts alliance must be cursed this time, try the next alliance leader." ”
The official statement of Wudang is: Zhang Liushun is currently staying in the first forbidden place in Wudang - Taiji Cave, practicing in retreat every day.
However, what kind of alliance leader is a martial arts gang leader who refuses to see people?
People shouted: "Why don't the leaders of the martial arts alliance dare to see people?" Is he dead? ”
The Wudang disciple shouted: "Nonsense! The leader of the martial arts alliance is the best in the world, how can he die? Don't believe the rumors, our head has never died! Have you ever seen our head die? Haven't seen it! If you haven't seen it, it's a rumor, be careful that we sue you! ”
Someone in Wudang said: "I only met the head of the house yesterday, and he also drank tea with me!" ”
Someone in Wudang said: "I also learned a trick from the head of the house the day before yesterday to 'hide from the sky and cross the sea'." ”
Someone in Wudang said: "The day before yesterday, the head of the family also went to Jiangnan Lake to eat fish." ”
Someone in Wudang said: "The day before yesterday, the head of the family also learned martial arts with the Shaolin host." ”
The Shaolin people shouted, "Fart! Our host doesn't come out of the house with his wife every day, what are you old Taoist priests talking about? ”
The people of Wudang were shocked: "You host have a wife?" ”
The Shaolin people said: "He is a lay disciple, can you control it?" You Wudang can marry a wife, why can't we Shaolin marry a wife? ”
Shaolin and Wudang quarreled.
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The former host of Shaolin Temple and the current deputy host Shakya Invincible stood up and said: "Now we have a super invincible young host in Shaolin, and we have the support of the imperial court, and this is our territory again!" You cats and dogs also dare to come to rob the leader of the martial arts alliance, are you tired of being crooked? ”
When he said this, the people below were all angry. Although the rivers and lakes don't mess with the court, they can't be the court eagle dog! You must know that "Imperial Court Eagle Dog" is a more infuriating label than "crooked and heretical"!
I shouted, "Quiet! Our court is fair, and we never favor any gang. Today's martial arts conference is presided over in Shaolin, which is supposed to be held every four years in turn, and it was not chosen by us. In the eyes of our imperial court, Wudang Shaolin is the pillar of the country like the Chicken Gang and the Duck Gang! Let's work together for the emperor...... Uh, do your best for the court! ”
The people dispersed.
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The beggars have the largest number of eunuchs, and most of this momentum is supported by them.
The Taishan faction, the Hengshan faction, the Huashan faction, the Songshan faction, and the Hengshan faction also arrived, and they quarreled with each other and even fought in order to compete for the position of the leader of the Wuyue Alliance. Jin Yiwei tried his best to pull them away.
Qingcheng, Kunlun, Kongtong...... Also coming. They are decent, there is nothing to say, and they join in the fun.
The Emei faction has also arrived. They were all women, and they were very beautiful women. Many people harassed them, and as soon as Jinyi Wei wanted to uphold justice, the women of Emei took out their swords and slashed them, and the people dispersed in a hurry.
All sorts of private gangs also came. It is said that they are all illegal, but the court does not care about them at present.
Some bizarre gangs are also coming. All kinds of "what what door", "what what school", "what hole", "what pit", "what what village", "what teaching", "what mountain", ...... For example, if you are walking on the road and you accidentally fall into a dung pit, you suddenly understand a kind of kung fu, so you start a sect and make your own sect "dung pit gate...... Don't laugh, this is true, the dung pit sect is an extremely powerful sect, probably second only to the Five Poisons sect, because their stench can directly stink people to death.
Well, we talked about the "crooked ways" of the Five Poisons Sect. If the beggar gang and the eunuch gang are the eagle dogs of the imperial court, Wudang Shaolin and so on are considered to be famous and upright, the "ancient tomb faction", "dung pit gate", "plum blossom village", "bottomless pit" and so on are considered small miscellaneous factions, and the private gangs and bandits are regarded as green forest heroes, then the five poison factions are crooked and heretical.
In addition to the Five Poison Sects, there are also the Yin Corpse Gang, the Corpse Chasing Gang, the Gu Poison Sect, etc., they are all vicious and cruel sects. It is said that they are all the remnants of the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, one of the ten major cults of the year.
This time, they even arrived!
A lot of martial artists told me to kill them.
I don't care! Kill yourself! Why do you use my people to do your thing?
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At this moment, a large number of cavalry carrying the banner of condominium arrived.
These people are gorgeously dressed, with complete ceremonial utensils, and a canopy covering the sky, and they are from Chang'an at first glance. If there were emperors, they would be royal chasers – but they weren't, so I can only say that they were imperial chaplains.
A few timid Jianghu people softened and knelt down.
The person who came shouted: "Fengtian carrier, the edict of the first scholar clan said——"
Damn, sure enough, Qian Zhaoding sent someone.
Although he is not the emperor, the first clan has to kneel!
Lu Chengzhi knelt down first, and the tens of thousands of brocade guards present also knelt down, I looked at it, come on, kneel too, anyway, don't lose meat.
So Zhao Yuyang and Dongfang Yongbai all knelt down, their soldiers also knelt, and then, the Jianghu people had to kneel.
The man read: "All the subjects of the co-ruling dynasty obey the order: the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband." All provinces, counties, sects, sects, and religions must eliminate evil cults and hypocrites. No matter what sect, whether it is a famous and upright sect or a crooked sect, if there is a meritorious person, the imperial court will definitely recognize his legal status. Dare to resist the imperial court, listen to the orders of the hypocrites, and kill them! Lu Chengzhi, Zhao Yuyang, and Chen Ju are responsible for this matter, if there is a mistake, I will ask you! Chin this! ”
People chanted, "Long live the Emperor, long live!" ”
After shouting, I found that the emperor was actually gone.