Chapter 159
After Xu Chu got drunk, he got angry and said: "If you either drink my wine, or disobey the military order, I will give you a hundred strokes of the rod!" "Just drink the soldier and take it.
Chen Yuanlong said: "What did Xuande Gonglin say to you when he left? ”
Xu Chu said: "You are a civil official, only take care of civil affairs, and Hugh will take care of me!" ”
Cao Bao explained: "General Xu, once you drink alcohol in the next place, you will have an upset stomach!" Please also General Xu, spare your life! ”
Xu Chu said: "You bastard! This wine is a cure for all diseases, how can there be a stomachache! Especially my Xu Chu's wine, it is incomparable to the dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, and it is a cure for all diseases, drink, drink, drink it! ”
Cao Bao had to bow his head and take a sip, Xu Chu looked anxious, and said, "Are you drinking cat urine?" Drink! it! ”
Cao Bao said: "The last general can't drink it, and if you drink it, you have to die!" ”
Xu Chu said: "Then you have violated my military order, either you will be fined ten bowls of wine, or you will be beaten with a hundred military sticks!" ”
Cao Bao said: "General Xu, spare your life!" ”
Xu Chu said angrily: "Pull me down and beat a hundred military sticks!" ”
Cao Bao hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Please spare the general!" Please look at my son-in-law's face and go around me~! ”
Xu Chu asked, "Who is your son-in-law?" ”
Cao Bao said: "It's General Lu Bu who is stationed in Xiaopei, he and your eldest brother Liu Bei are like brothers!" ”
Xu Chu was furious, kicked Cao Bao to the ground, and said: "What is Lu Bu, dare to call my eldest brother brother, you kid, today not only violated the master's military order, but also used the thief Lu Bu to bluff the master, today I have to beat you, if you don't say this thief Lu Bu, it's okay, if you say Lu Bu, the thief, come here!" Bring the batons! I'm going to beat him up myself! ”
The sergeants answered and said, "No! Then, Cao Bao was pressed to the bench, Xu Chu picked up the military stick and slammed it down, only to hear Cao Bao scream: "Ah, the general spares his life!" ”
Xu Chu shouted: "Say, who am I beating?" ”
Cao Bao said: "The general will beat Cao Bao again." ”
Xu Chu didn't stop and said, "Fart, the master is beating the thief Lu Bu!" If I beat you today, I will beat that thief Lu Bu! Say, I'm fighting the thief Lu Bu! ”
Cao Bao couldn't help the pain and said, "The general will fight Lu Bu again!" The general will fight Lu Bu again! ”‘
Xu Chu scolded: "Wrong! Wrong! Are you stupid! It's the thief Lu Bu! Thief Lu Bu! I'm fighting the thief Lu Bu! ”
Cao Bao had no choice but to say: "The general is fighting the thief Lu Bu, and the general is beating the thief Lu Bu again!" ”
Xu Chu said: "Is the master fighting well? ”
Cao Bao said with a crying voice: "Okay, the general fought well." ”
However, Xu Chu still didn't let go, and beat more than 30 military sticks before he stopped under the persuasion of the soldiers and continued to drink.
Cao Bao left the Xuzhou Thorn Mansion with the support of his own soldiers and returned to his own mansion.
At this time, Lu Bu and Yao Guangxiao were discussing with Xiaopei whether to attack Xuzhou.
Lu Bu said: "Sir, Yuan Shu will send me 10,000 taels of gold and 1,000 horses of silk, and send troops to help me, this is a great opportunity to take Xuzhou!" ”
Yao Guangxiao said: "It's good! But Xuzhou City, is it so easy to capture? Guan Yu, Xu Chu, their bravery, but they are not under the general! ”
Lu Bu said: "What are you afraid of? I have a red rabbit horse, Fang Tian draws a halberd, why be afraid of the world? What we need most now is a city, and we can't always send people under the fence! Maybe one day, what if I fall out with Liu Bei and become enemies? It's better to strike first! ”
Yao Guangxiao said: "In this way, I mean, we still have to be cautious in this matter, we might as well promise Yuan Shu first, let him send the gold and silk first, as for attacking Xuzhou City, we can find another opportunity!" ”
Lu Bu had no choice but to hum.
At this time, Lu Bu's men came in and said, "General, Xuzhou City guards Cao Leopard, and he comes to vote with injuries." ”
Lu Bu said: "Cao Bao? Cao Bao is my father-in-law! Fast! Fast! Please come in! ”
At this time, two Xiliang soldiers came in with Cao Bao, and Cao Bao cried and said, "General Lu! You're going to avenge me! ”
Lu Bu asked, "Father-in-law, what's wrong?" ”
Cao Bao said: "That husband Xu Chu, who used wine to make a fortune, beat me to death, I begged him, for the sake of my son-in-law, he asked me, who is my son-in-law?" I said that it was the general Lu Bu, and the puppet Xu Chu was immediately furious, saying that the general is a traitor, a slave with three surnames, and that beating me is beating the thief Lu Bu, and beating me to death! ”
Lu Bu was furious, kicked the small table in front of him, and said: "Xu Chu Pifu, he deceives people too much, I will never spare him this time!" Someone! ”
The guards below replied and said, "Here! ”
Lu Bu said: "Prepare my red rabbit horse quickly, and take my heavenly painting halberd!" ”
The guard replied and said, "No." ”
Yao Guangxiao came out and said: "Wait, Fengxian, don't be in a hurry." Then Yao Guangxiao helped Cao Bao up and said, "Cao Bao, come, say slowly, why did Xu Chu beat you, did you violate any military orders?" ”
Cao Bao said: "Then Xu Chu has to let me drink, and in the end, I will avoid alcohol in my life and dare not drink, so she will beat me!" ”
Yao Guangxiao asked, "Why does Xu Chu have to force you to drink?" ”
Cao Bao said: "Liu Bei gave Xu Chu three military orders, the first of which was that he could not drink. ”
Yao Guangxiao said: "You said that Liu Bei gave Xu Chu a ban on alcohol? Why? ”
Cao Bao said: "Because Liu Bei led the army to conquer Yuan Shu, Xu Chu was left in Xuzhou City, and Liu Bei was afraid that Xu Chu would drink and make a mistake, so he gave him a military order. ”
Yao Guangxiao said: "What did you say? Liu Bei led the army to the battle? Is this true? ”
Cao Bao said: "It's true, they set off yesterday, Guan Yu and Chen Ping went together, and there was still Chen Deng in the city." ”
Yao Guangxiao asked: "Then why is the general flag of the two generals of 'Liu' and 'Guan' still on the city tower in Xuzhou?" ”
Cao Bao said: "That's a bluff, in fact, there are thousands of old, weak, sick and disabled people in Xuzhou City now, and there is also a puppet Xu Chu." ”
Yao Guangxiao said excitedly: "Great, Fengxian!" The time has come, now God has given you the city of Xuzhou, if we don't take it, it is really a negative sky! ”
Lu Bu said: "Okay, I will personally lead the army now and take Xuzhou directly." ”
Yao Guangxiao said: "Xuzhou City is extremely strong, I am afraid that it will be over if Liu Bei leads the army back, if there is no internal response, I am afraid it will be extremely difficult." ”
Yao Guangxiao paused and continued: "General Cao Bao, are you willing to make a great contribution?" General Lu will definitely report to the imperial court, worship you as a lieutenant general, and give you a title and a marquis. ”
Cao Bao said: "The last general is willing." ”
Yao Guangxiao arranged and said: "Okay, you will immediately rush back to Xuzhou City as an internal response, and tonight at the fourth watch, when you see the fire, you will immediately open the south city gate." ”
At night at the fourth watch, Lu Bu led the army to the outside of Xuzhou.
Yao Guangxiao said: "Haha, it's really a bluff!" Xuzhou City is almost empty. ”
Lu Bu also said very proudly: "Put the signal and light the torch." ”
I saw that above the south city gate, the torch was also shaken, and the south city gate was opened.
Lu Bu shouted and said, "Rush! ”
Lu Bujun killed Xuzhou City.
At this time, Xu Chu's personal soldiers went to find Xu Chu, who was still sleeping on the bed, snoring.
The pro-soldier said: "General! Checkmate! Checkmate! Checkmate! Wake up! Checkmate! Checkmate! Checkmate! The enemy army is in the city! Checkmate! ”
Xu Chu stretched his waist and said: "Bring the wine, I'm not drunk, I can drink again, after speaking, Xu Chu fell to the ground." ”
The soldier said: "General, Lu Bu led the army into the city, Cao Bao, Cao Bao opened the south gate of the city and welcomed Lu Bu into the city." ”
Xu Chu shouted and said, "What? ”
The soldiers had to repeat it again and said, "General, Cao Bao has welcomed Lu Bu into the city." ”
Xu Chu was furious and said, "Lu Bu, have you entered the city?" ”
The soldier said: "Yes, general, now Lu Bu has occupied all the important villages in the city. ”
Xu Chu said: "Summoning the order to meet the enemy, take my weapon." After speaking, Xu Chu stood up slowly.
Xu Chu quarreled with his Huoyun knife and shouted: "Thief Lu Bu, thief Lu Bu, thief Lu Bu, three family slaves!" Come and die for me! ”