Chapter 49: The Black Whirlwind Trial
Li Kui heard that the soles of the county's feet were oiled, and he scolded him, but after all, he was not angry, and he just hoped that the guy didn't run far, but just hid in a corner to learn how to steal oil.
So the black whirlwind snorted, and he rolled into the back hall of the county government to search. At this time, in the back hall of the county, not only the county lord ran away, but even those wives, concubines, and maids and maids also slipped away. Li Kui couldn't find anyone around, but he found a vermilion lacquer box containing official clothes and hats on the table in the magistrate's room.
Of course, Li Kui didn't know what was in the box, but when he saw the box depicting dragons and phoenixes, he said happily: "This box is beautiful, and I took it back, and put needlework and snacks for my mother, which is also a love thing!" So he stepped forward and twisted the lock, lifted the lid of the box and looked at it, and his heart couldn't help but be happy.
I saw the black whirlwind take out the head, insert the horns, put it on the head, and put on the green robe official uniform, with a horn belt tied, and saw a pair of soap boots at the front of the bed, so he kicked off the rotten hemp shoes on his feet, put on the soap boots, hugged Huai Jian in his arms, walked out of the hall, and shouted: "The officials and others, all come to see!" β
The county magistrate is not a local, he said that he ran away, but nine out of ten of the officials and servants under the hall are native to their hometown, they want to take advantage of Li Kui's opportunity to search for people in the back hall and run away, but they don't dare - in case of annoying this legendary demon lord, at that time, an order was given to slaughter the city, but it was not possible to run The monk can't run the temple?
Therefore, the doglegs were honest, they all listened and drank in front of the hall, and when they saw Li Kui quail entering, they came out in a bright state, and they were all stunned. Hearing Li Kui's shouting, he woke up like a dream, bowed his back one by one, and stepped forward to agree.
Li Kui squirmed, sat down behind the public case, and said in a tone of voice: "Is it okay for me to dress up like this?" β
Everyone muttered in their hearts: "A robber, put on an official skin, and raised himself to become the parent of the peopleβI don't know how to write the word 'shame' in the world?" β
But he didn't dare to say what was in his heart, and he had to flatter: "Very compatible!" β
Li Kui was so happy that he grabbed a fire stick, threw it down the hall in a chic manner, and said with a smile: "You people, you will go with me; If you go against my will, turn your county into a white land! β
The people were afraid of him, so they had to gather some public officials and others, hold their canes and bones, beat the drum three times, and shouted forward.
Li Kui hahedaxiao, and said: "Among all of you, there are also two people to sue!" β
When the officials heard this, they looked at each other. One of the more daring ones said in a trembling voice: "The leader is sitting here, who dares to come to complain?" β
Li Kui's face sank when he heard this: "Although I was born darker, I am the most aware of autumn hair." It's rare that today I have the heart to be the master of the people and make the decree public, but you dare not come to have fun! Could it be that you have eaten bear heart and leopard gall? β
The doglegs were only frightened so that their backbones and kneecaps were weak, and they fell to the ground like wheat dumplings that had been blown down by the wind, kowtowed, and said in unison: "The leader spares his life, but the little ones don't dare!" β
Li Kui was having a good time, and when he saw everyone kneeling and shaking their clothes, he couldn't help but get up for a while. After thinking about it, he softened his voice and said, "I am so arrogant, I know that people dare not come to sue. In this case, you have two of yourself here, pretending to be a complaint, and I don't hurt him, just take a joke, what's it worth? β
After discussing for a while, the doglegs came out with two of the smartest ones on weekdays. Vulgar people, and there are no decent names, they are all called nicknames. The names of these two are pronounced "CC" by one syllable, and I don't know how to write them; The other nickname reads "A Wei", and I don't know if their father and mother ate too much Wushi Powder back then, and only took out such a superb nickname after being crazy.
This CCA Wei is the most pretending to be a cat like a cat, pretending to be a dog like a dog, flattering the boss on weekdays, and each one is like a spring, and even the sky can blow a layer of haze. The bright-eyed people made up a slip of the tongue - dog legs, big cloves of garlic, and followed the old man's tongue. The lord said that it was "long", they took "not short", the lord said that it was "square", they answered "not round", the lord said "the bridge was blown by the wind", they said "this is a rotten stone", the lord said "the sow laid eggs", they said "this thing will be seen every day". You can do whatever you want, as long as you give it fifteen times!
An old official took the hands of these two, and before he could say a word, he burst into tears, and choked up: "You guys! Whether our Shouzhang County can survive under the hands of this black whirlwind today is all up to you! β
The two nodded vigorously, swallowed and said, "Don't worry, old man!" Under the nest, is there no end? Let's promise to complete the task, we will buy and coax this demon king, zuihou will send him out! β
So under the ardent expectation of everyone, this pair of most dog-legged ran out of the county yamen, and when they did not move, they heard the noise loud, and the two tore in, and they kept saying that they were wronged.
Li Kui was originally smiling from ear to ear, but his eyes slipped down the hall, and he suddenly said angrily: "Why don't any ordinary people watch the trial?" β
The old official replied tremblingly: "Leader Qiyu, the sage said that if the law is unknowable, it is unpredictable, how can the majesty of this court make those people come to blaspheme?" Therefore, it is better to keep the trial private! β
Li Kui slapped the public case and scolded: "Fart! No! It's a dog farting! Not right either! It's a fart dog! You old cow, you spine-beating cow, dare to coax me with these dark words? If you don't let the people know, you can cover the sky with one hand, but where can you escape my eyes? At that time, if you corrupt officials want to bend the law for personal gain, you must first thicken your own skin and put turtle shells on the backs of your own family members to see if you can stop the people from poking their backbones! β
The dogs in the hall had no choice but to go out and shout, and put the people in front of the county gate to watch the trial.
Since Chao covered Liangshan, Liangshan's reputation and temperament have changed well in this area, and the people are not too afraid, today I heard that Liangshan's boss Black Whirlwind Li Kui was sitting in Shouzhang to try the case, and the people were surprised by three points, but there were seven points of excitement, so they all came to see the rarity, and after a while, the county yamen was crowded with water.
At this time, CCA Wei twisted into a ball again, and shouted into the county office, Li Kui slapped the startled wood and shouted: "Who is so bold to make a noise in the court of the black whirlwind father?" β
When the common people listened, they laughed and fell, covering up the "mighty" shouts of the officials in both compartments.
The two most dog-legged knelt down in front of the public case, and this one said: "The husband is pitiful, he included the villain's field and forcibly demolished the villain's house!" β
The defense said: "The public will see it clearly." It was the lord above who nodded, and the villain included his field and forcibly demolished his house, but he had nothing to do with the villain! β
Li Kui slapped the startled wood and read: "Hugh is noisy!" Black Whirlwind Daddy has his own public opinion! β
There was a pause in front of the hall, but Li Kui asked: "You two, which one is the one who forcibly demolished someone's house?" β
The defendant said: "Tell him to move, he won't move, but who is to blame?" is a villain, and he was ordered to demolish his house! But what enmity does the villain have against him? β
Li Kui nodded, and asked again, "Which house was demolished?" β
The plaintiff said: "It was the villain's house that was forcibly demolished. β
Li Kui turned his nose and eyes to the sky and "hummed", slapped the shocked wood again, and said loudly: "In this case, Daddy Black Whirlwind has already decided in his heart - this man who forcibly demolished someone's house is a good man, let him go first." This is not handsome, how can people forcibly demolish the house? And show the public in front of the yamen with my flail! β
When the people in the hall listened, they all whispered: "This leader of Liang Shanbo is really the material for being a big official!" This kind of judgment is clean and neat, and it will have to please the boss, and the future is limitless! β
In the midst of the people's discussions, Li Kui got up from behind the public case, pulled up the green robe, put Huai Jian in his waist, looked directly at the plaintiff who had been flailed, and ordered it to be in front of the county yamen. If someone demolishes your house, you should have an axe with him! If you can't cut him, can't you cut down his children? He broke your family's house, and after you exterminated his ten or hundred families, he spread it out, and he also made those powerful bullies who were embarrassed and traitorous lose their fear! Hey! There is no flesh and courage, but he came to sue! But I don't know that in today's world, the world's officials and bandits are one family, where can you sue? If you don't want to kill according to the official law and starve according to the Dharma, then straighten my waist, on the contrary! β
The people listened to it all around, and there was silence at first, and then suddenly there was a sky-shaking cheer! This cheering sound, like a spring thunder, only shook the ashes above the public hall to fall, and this seemingly impregnable county yamen was on the verge of overturning for a while. Those dog-legged people who are powerful and blessed on weekdays are even more frightened, and they just can't wait to grow wings and fly out of this crowd.
Looking at the majestic black whirlwind Li Kui, the eyes of the common people lit up, this is the hero in the eyes of the disadvantaged groups who are oppressed in the lower levels! For a while, I don't know how many people have the unyielding flame in their hearts blown by this black wind, and one day, it will become a prairie fire.
Li Kui stood in the crowd, and the feeling of infinite worship around him made him enjoy it very much. Just as he was proud, someone suddenly grabbed him on the shoulder, and then someone shouted in his ear: "You! Fooling around here again! β
Interrupting his own excitement like this, how could Li Kui tolerate it? Furious, he shouted: "What the hell are you doing?!" β
Before the words fell, the person had already turned around like a whirlwind. This is exactly what it is:
Mo Dao Tianwei is unpredictable, but it can be known that wildfires will burn the prairies! But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.