Chapter 23 The joke is too big

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After resting at night, the whole land of Kaiyang felt trembling, and Liu Mang knew that this was Boss Cao's soldiers and horses.

Ascending the city tower early in the morning, Liu Mang was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Row upon row, one square after another, spears raining down and bows and arrows like clouds.

"How many people are there!" Liu Mang swallowed a saliva, and the entire city was filled with crowds.

"A whole army of 100,000!" Lu Bu didn't know when he walked to Liu Mang's side.

"One hundred thousand?!" Liu Mang was dizzy, although there was a large population in his previous life, there were still very few soldiers like this, even if it was a military parade, it was tens of thousands of people, how could there be such a = a full 100,000 army.

"Cao Cao really looks up to me Lu Bu!" Lu Bu's eyes were shining, he answered correctly, Cao Cao was restless about Lu Bu's escape from Xiapi, you must know that Lu Bu is not a kind cat, he is a tiger, a tiger! A tiger who can eat people, even if you don't mess with him, you have to be careful of his claws, not to mention, Lao Cao also robbed Boss Lu's foundation.

"Can this be won?!" There are only 10,000 people in the city, and 100,000 people will be beaten! Even if you think about it with your ass, you're not an opponent. Liu Mang asked this and had no other effect except for underdrawing.

"If you can't win, you can't fight?!" If in the past, Lu Bu may not have been able to raise the idea of resisting like Liu Mang, but now it is different, after experiencing the scenes of Xiapi, Lu Bu can be said to have completely blocked the idea of subduing Lao Cao, almost killed Lao Cao, and seriously injured Xiahou Yuan.

The Xiahou family is the root of Lao Cao, and it is impossible for Lao Cao to give up the entire Xiahou family for one Lu Bu.

"Hey!" Liu Mang wanted to sigh, but was stopped by Lu Bu with his actions.

Lu Bu said in a low voice, "You can be afraid, you can panic, but these can't be shown in front of the army!" Once the main generals are restless and panicked, how do you say that his subordinates are still working hard! ”

There was strictness and love in Lu's eyes, which made Liu Mang feel very strange! He had only seen this kind of look from his father's eyes, but his father did not praise Liu Mang like Boss Lu, but was very disdainful of Liu Mang's lack of learning and abandoning his studies!

"Knock knock!" The Cao army under the city began to beat the drums, is this the god who is going to attack?!

"This is the drumbeat of a truce!" Lu Bu explained that Lu Bu only had a daughter, and there was no difference between the one who could marry a daughter and his son.

"Truce?!" Is there a truce before the war starts? What kind of logic is this, is Boss Cao afraid of Boss Lu? Boss Cao is indeed afraid of Boss Lu, so he wants Boss Lu's life even more.

Cao Jun suddenly separated a group of people, one of whom was a black fat man wearing an official robe, although he was short and ugly, but there was a sense of power in the official robe.

"He's Boss Cao?!" Liu Mang didn't dare to underestimate Boss Cao at all, he didn't look good, but he was an outstanding figure, from the early years when he was an official in Luoyang and set up a five-color stick to fight the powerful, to the later Chen Liu's army to fight against Dong Zhuo, and then to the later road to hegemony, it can be said that they are all the means of the black fat man in front of him.

Emperor Wu of Wei, he was not called the emperor during his lifetime, but he was crowned emperor after his death, this is only his talent in the overall situation and military, he is also an outstanding politician, military strategist, writer, and calligrapher in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Liu Mang has read his poems from elementary school to junior high school and high school, such as Gui Zhishou! For example, watching the sea! Jian'an is a representative figure!

If it weren't for the soldiers meeting now, Liu Mang would definitely take a pen and paper and ask Boss Cao to sign it.

"Fengxian, don't come unharmed!" Only a few hundred meters away from the city, Cao Cao stopped, here the bow and arrow can not be shot, the voice of the voice can also be heard, on the side of a fat man who is more than eight feet long, waist ten girth, majestic appearance, brave and brave, eyes are always watching the surroundings to protect the safety of Lao Cao.

"Mengde, Bu Yi Qiē is good!" Lu Bu loses but does not lose the battle, even if he is surrounded by Boss Cao, Lu Bu can still laugh.

"Hey, Fengxian, Xia Pi fight, I thought that the two of us had the opportunity to sing about wine, who knew that God would make people, you and I had a fork!" Cao Cao said with a smile, very kind on the surface, but in fact he was revealing the scars.

Lao Cao means that you have already lost the battle of Xiapi, and you almost became a prisoner of my Cao, and now I am facing you as a winner.

"Meng De, we have been seeing each other for a long time, why do you care about this time, but Meng De almost met the first emperor in Baimen Tower, why don't you see Meng De's subordinate Xiahou Miaocai!" Boss Lu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, not only did he say that Lao Cao was almost killed by himself, but also brought Xiahou Yuan and greeted him.

"Humph!" Cao Cao's face turned cold and wanted to be angry, but he closed his eyes for a while, took a breath, swallowed his anger, and continued to laugh: "Fengxian, this time we are going to meet in Kaiyang!" ”

"Yes, Mengde, Bu is waiting for you at any time!" Lu Bu also smiled and didn't smile.

"Cao Apu, you didn't come this time just to say these non-nutritious words!" If you want to say who is the most dissatisfied with Cao Cao in Lu Bu's army, it must be Chen Gong.

"Oh, it's a public platform!" Boss Cao seemed to be chatting with friends at home, "That day, the White Gate Tower, I didn't find you, and I thought you also fell off the city wall, who knows, the public platform is here!" it like that! "Cao Cao really appreciates Chen Gong, if it weren't for the completely opposite concepts of Chen Gong and Lao Cao, maybe the position of Cao Cao's first strategist would not be Xi Zhicai, Guo Jia! Rather, it is directly Chen Palace.

"I don't need you to care about it!"

"I'm here this time, in addition to wanting to catch up with Feng Xian, I also want to meet the little gentleman who almost killed me Cao Cao in Xiapi City! Liu Mang! Cao Cao said with a smile.

"What?!" Liu Mang, who was standing on the side watching the play, suddenly looked wrong, why did everyone on the city tower turn their eyes to themselves, and then look at it It turned out that Lao Cao was looking for him by name.

"Mr. is Liu Mang?!" Cao Cao is worthy of a generation of heroes, he can be a virtuous corporal, he can sweep the couch to greet him, as long as you are talented, Lao Cao can even throw away your clothes and shoes for you, Lao Cao said and said to Liu Mang.

"Yes, yes!" Liu Mang was about to stutter a little when he spoke, this is Boss Cao, Cao Cao! Emperor Wei Wu, who can be said to be the person who unified the Central Plains, is now making a low posture towards himself.

"Hanyang!" It was Lu Bu who gave Liu Mang a hand, so that Liu Mang was not embarrassed on the spot.

Liu Mang settled down and returned the salute, "Under Liu Mang, Liu Hanyang, I have seen Prime Minister Cao Cheng!" ”

"Hanyang?!" Lao Cao's eyes deepened, and he chewed these two words in his mouth: "I heard that Han Yang is a relative of the Han family!" ”

Well, Lao Cao didn't know where he knew about his relatives of the Han Family Sect, and now he mentioned it.

"Han clan relatives?!" A middle-aged man with long ears in Cao Jun also looked at Liu Mang on the city wall with shining eyes.

was pointed out by Lao Cao, Liu Mang could only stubbornly return to the road, "Mang is indeed a member of the Han family, and His Majesty is my brother!" ”

"Oh?!" Lao Cao just asked, he checked the genealogy of the Han family, and there was indeed a man named Liu Mang, but it was a child, who disappeared long before the chaos in the world, who would have thought that it would appear now.

"In this way, Han Yang is my Han royal family!" Lao Cao's posture was lowered.

Where is Liu Mang the opponent of an old fox like Cao Cao, he can only nod his head.

Chen Gong's brows furrowed, this Cao Cao definitely didn't have any good intentions, he was even more familiar with Cao Cao than himself.

Sure enough, Cao Cao's next words made Liu Mang's egg hurt, "Han Yang is a relative of the Han family, and he is the younger brother of His Majesty, so he should return to Xu Capital with Cao, assist His Majesty to clear the world as soon as possible, and return the world of my Han family!" ”

Lao Cao said righteously, if Liu Mang is not a person who knows history, he can really be moved by Lao Cao, but Liu Mang knows what kind of person Lao Cao is, coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes, if it is a peaceful and prosperous era, then Lao Cao is definitely a capable minister, but now it is a troubled time, and the prestige of the Han family has fallen to the extreme.

From the beginning of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, to Dong Zhuo's abolition of the emperor, and then to Yuan Shu's proclamation of the emperor! How many people are still surnamed Liu in the Han family? Is Cao Cao loyal? Even if it is, it is impossible for these of his henchmen to make him loyal, do you really think that Cao Cao will return the government to Emperor Han Xian?

Don't dream, okay? Once returned to Emperor Han Xian, a family of emperors and a minister, Emperor Han Xian will definitely destroy a group of Lao Cao's original cronies and support his cronies.

And who is this eliminated, no one is sure, no one wants to gamble with their net worth and life!

Even if Lao Cao wants to be loyal, sooner or later, he will have a yellow robe.

Zhao Kuangyin is this ending!

"Brushing me?!" Liu Mang knew Lao Cao's thoughts, this is the meaning of solicitation, Lao Cao is really a hero, he almost killed him, but now he seems to be soliciting himself.

"Lord, Lord, it is impossible for you to recruit Liu Mang!" A sick scribe in Cao's camp said.

Lao Cao looked at himself with glittering eyes, "Han Yang, now there is a lack of young talents like you around Your Majesty, Cao is also extremely respectful to Han Yang, my family has a girl who has just grown up, and I just want to choose a virtuous son-in-law, not as good as Han Yang!" ”

"Holy!" Why is Boss Cao as shameless as Boss Lu, not only recruiting himself but also preparing to paste his daughter, is their daughter because she is ugly? Can't you get married? Why are they all in such a hurry?

But don't say that following Boss Cao is indeed more promising than following Boss Lu, in another year, the Battle of Guandu, after destroying Lao Yuan, Boss Cao will basically divide the world into three parts, even if there is anything, he will not be born and die like Boss Lu.

What's more, there is also a daughter-in-law. Do you want to say yes? Liu Mang was uncertain. Before Liu Mang could make a decision, Chen Gong had already blocked the road.

"Cao Apu, don't waste your efforts! Han Yang, who is already my lord's son-in-law, will get married one day, and your daughter should marry someone else! ”

"Is that really the case with Han Yang?!" Cao Cao looked at Liu Mang and said.

Liu Mang could only nod, if he said that one was not, Liu Mang believed that Boss Lu would definitely kill him on the spot.

"It's a shame to like this!" Cao Cao's face was full of regret, he did have plans to recruit Liu Mang, even if he married a daughter, what if he could make a big talent not become a threat to himself, this is what Cao Cao needs.

Cao Cao beat his horse and was about to leave.

Liu Mang suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute! ”

"Huh?!" Cao Cao stopped the reins in his hand, "Could it be that Han Yang has figured it out?!" The joy on his face was palpable.

"Do you really want to go to Xu Du to marry Cao Apu's daughter?!" Chen Gong no longer has the grace at this time, and he has long forgotten to calm down with his enemy Lao Cao.

"No, no!" Liu Mang shook his head and asked Cao Cao, "Fuck, you, how is your mother?" ”

"Huh?!" Boss Cao is confused? "Why did Hanyang mention mother?! Mother, she has long since passed away! ”

"Oh!" Liu Mang asked again, ", you, madam, okay?!" ”

What's wrong with this Liu Hanyang? Cao Cao frowned, "My wife is in Xudu!" ”

"Poof!" Liu Mang hasn't done much, there is already laughter on the city wall, Liu Mang has been in Lu Bu's army for so many days, he doesn't understand military affairs at all, in order to fight with the soldiers, he can only rely on some colored jokes to mingle with them, even Chen Gong and Lu Bu can know something, and now they all laughed when they heard Liu Mang's question.

Cao Cao is not a fool, when he saw the laughter on the city wall, he immediately knew that he had been tricked, and with a wave of the horsewhip, his face turned pale, "Liu Mang, Liu Hanyang, have I Cao Mengde ever had something to live with?!" ”

"Nope!" Liu Mang shook his head

"Then my Cao Mengde has been rude?!"

"Nope!" Liu Mang still shook his head.

"Since you don't have any, why do you want to play tricks on me! Do you really think that my Cao someone's sword is not good?! "Lao Cao Ke is also a person who kills people without blinking, and he doesn't need Lu Bu to be less murderous.

"Rub! Play big! Seeing Lao Cao's expression, Liu Mang knew that it was not good.

"Liu Mang, dare to insult me, all the soldiers obey the order, give me all the strength to attack the city!"