Chapter 78: The Day of Embarrassment (Part II)
Ye Xiaotian took Doni's hand and returned to the front hall, because there were other powerful people who came and went with their wives and relatives, so they did not attract the attention of others. Ye Xiaotian pulled Doni to the table next to the banquet in the corner of the porch and said, "You sit down!" ”
Doni said uneasily: "Brother Xiaotian, is it that I did something bad, that's why they are all targeting me." I'm sorry, I ...... I don't want to embarrass you. ”
Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "! What's wrong with you? Those stinky just can't see anyone better than her! Ignore them, you can sit here with me!" ”
When Ye Xiaotian went to Santang, she and her cousin had just entered the mansion, so they had never seen it, and when they saw Ye Xiaotian at this time, Ning Er was suddenly overjoyed.
However, as soon as she saw Ye Xiaotian holding Doni's hand, the two of them looked intimate, although Zhan Ning'er knew that Doni was Ye Xiaotian's woman, after all, she hadn't WWW.UUXS.CC seen the scene of the two making out after all.
She was wearing a man's dress and sitting next to her cousin, plus the banquets in the courtyard were all over the place, and Ye Xiaotian didn't see her at all. At this time, the auspicious time has arrived, and the acquaintance stepped forward and preached loudly: "Please old birthday star!" ”
At the moment, joy played in unison, gongs and drums flew, and everyone was talking about it because several banquets in the hall were deserted and no one attended.
Zhang Yutong walked out slowly with Zhang Fat, who was wearing a Baishoutu robe, and saw that Zhang Yutong was still talking softly in his father's ear, and Zhang Fatman nodded lightly with a mysterious smile like Mona Lisa on his face.
What Zhang Yutong told him was that the toasts were deliberately lazy, so they were late until the banquet was about to start, and they were not on the road until they were late. Zhang Fatzi heard the hatred in his heart, but his face was silent, and he only nodded to everyone with a smile.
Zhang Fatzi has always liked to be vassally elegant, how can he not be elegant at this time, so Li Jiaoyu raised his arms, and a group of mountain singers who had been prepared for a long time sang "Birthday Song" for Zhang Zhifu accompanied by a cheerful tune: "Tianbao Dinger, don't be happy." Such as mountains such as Fu, such as hills, such as mountains, such as the direction of the river, to increase. ……”
This is an edict from the Book of Songs. Xiao Ya", the original poem is not only these few sentences, but the original poem was originally a courtier's celebration of the monarch's birthday, and some of the sentences are too taboo to be used in Zhang Fatzi, the emperor of the soil, so only the sentences of wishing health and longevity were chosen.
Li Jiaoyu raised his arms a little higher as if he were cramping, and the voices of the eighteen mountain singers immediately became more high-pitched: "Like the moon is constant, like the sun rising." Such as the longevity of Nanshan, it will not collapse! Such as the pine and cypress, there is no ...... or inheritance"
As soon as they sang "Runanshan's Shou", they felt that the guests were in turmoil, and the eighteen mountain singers standing under the side corridor stood solemnly, staring intently, only looking at the corner of their eyes, and saw a middle-aged man in Qingqu with a bare backbone, wearing a pair of calf nose pants, with a cloak and a lot of bamboo pots on his back, and rushed into the courtyard.
Eighteen well-trained mountain singers unanimously "No~~~", which fully stretched the scale by three times, before singing "Qian Bu Collapse". Immediately after taking a breath halfway, I saw another barefoot, barebacked, wearing calf-nosed pants, and a short and fat middle-aged man with an unknown number of silver needles flashing on his back, rushing in, and he was "like a ......" endlessly.
However, they all know that the rules of the prefect Zhang are big, if the prefect is not happy on his birthday, their lives will be difficult to protect, so they are strong and calm, and they are forced to sing "the glory of the pines and cypresses, all of them or the ......", and their faces have been distorted indescribably.
Zhang Fatzi was listening to "Birthday Song" with a smile, and when he saw this scene, his eyes widened in astonishment, and he wanted to be angry, and suddenly found that the person who escaped extremely wolf was actually Dai Tongzhi.
Zhang Fatzi lost his voice and said, "Dai Chonghua, what are you doing?" ”
As soon as Dai Chonghua saw Zhang Fatzi, although he had already abandoned him and hugged Yu Junting's thigh, he couldn't care about it at this time, and immediately stepped forward to ask for help: "Lord Prefect, stop him quickly!" Lee went crazy! ”
Li Cheng's eyes were furious, and he roared angrily: "You're crazy! The surname is Dai, even if your Dai family is powerful, I will not give up with you! You beast, you dare to seduce your sister-in-law! Come on, come on, you and I will fight for 300 rounds, either you will die or I will die! ”
While driving, Li experienced chasing Dai Chonghua around Zhang Fatzi, who was dizzy by them, and couldn't help shouting angrily: "Enough!" Today is the birthday of this mansion, what are you two bastards messing around? ”
Li experienced the body as well as Dai Tongzhi, and ran out of breath: "Gong...... Respectful...... Wish...... Prefect ...... Furu ...... Tokai, Shou ...... Than Nan Mountain. Xiaguan ...... No offense, but ...... But I don't share the same surname Dai...... Dai Tian ......"
Zhang Yutong saw that his father's birthday was disturbed by these two people, his face was so angry that his face turned pale, he only hated his father's birthday, he didn't have a knife on him, so he had to stretch out his arms, divide the two of them hard, and shouted: "Two adults, you are enough, what kind of body is this!" ”
Li Shi pointed at Dai Chonghua and said tremblingly: "You...... You ask him! You ask him! ”
Dai Chonghua didn't admit it when he was killed, and flatly denied it: "Ask me what to do?" I was wronged! Brother Li, you and my friend for many years, can't you still believe me? Others chew a few words of tongue, and you will believe it! ”
Li Cheng viciously "bah" and scolded: "Nonsense! If I hadn't been with you for many years and knew your character, I wouldn't have believed it! Dai Chonghua, you are a beast-hearted thing, I won't kill you, I swear not to be a person! ”
Governor Zhang, who has always had a good face, saw the greetings talking to each other, with all kinds of strange smiles on their faces, and couldn't help but be furious, and said sharply: "You two, you two are really angry with the old man, the old man's birthday, you two came to make trouble like this, how can it be ......?"
Li experienced grievances and said: "The prefect ......"
Zhang Fatzi waved his hand and said sharply: "I don't listen to your things about dog skins!" Today is the 59th birthday of this mansion, and you are naked, running here to shout and shout, and use the birthday feast of this mansion as a juggling hook, do you want to make this mansion ugly? ”
At this time, the guests in the banquet suddenly talked about each other again, this time they talked too loudly, and their faces were very nervous, as if they had suddenly heard some shocking news, Zhang Fatzi was angry, and they were even more annoyed when they looked uncertain, and said sharply: "What are you arguing about?" ”
Zhang Fatzi's eyes swept over everyone, fixed on Yulong, and said in a deep voice: "Yulong, you say, what's the noise?" ”
Yulong slowly stood up with a pale face, facing the puzzled gaze of the fat man, Yulong didn't want to say anything, but when the news came, it had spread quickly among the guests, and he couldn't hide it at all, Yulong said in a hoarse voice: "Fang Cai...... There was news from the front of Fang Cai, saying that Yu Jianzhou and all the Tusi came on horseback and passed through the gate of the mansion......"
Hearing this, Zhang Fatzi already felt that something was wrong, and he said suspiciously: "Passing through the mansion gate? ”
A cold sweat broke out on Yushi's forehead, and he leaned over slightly and said, "Yes!" And they passed through the gate of the house, and went to ...... Higashiyama went. ”
Father Xiang jumped up and said angrily: "Today's prefect has a big birthday, they are as if nothing happened, and they ran to visit Dongshan!" It's just a matter of traveling to Dongshan, and he deliberately rode a horse to pass in front of the house, isn't this a slap in the face of the prefect? ”
What a pig teammate! Zhang Zhifu was already ashamed of himself, he made up for such a knife, Zhang Zhifu's chest rose and fell, and he inhaled desperately, but he just opened his mouth, and he couldn't breathe it in, Zhang Zhifu burst into anger with his eyes, his mouth closed a few times, and suddenly pushed Jinshan and poured the jade pillar, and fell down with a bang.
Li experienced shirtless, barefoot, and a belly that had already been fat, and saw Governor Zhang's mansion fall at his feet with a bang, his eyes were still open, and he screamed: "Ah! The prefect fainted again......"
"Why should I say 'again'!"
Li Cheng looked around weakly, for fear that others would realize that he deliberately mentioned the last embarrassment of Governor Zhang's mansion, but at this time, no one cared what he shouted, Zhang Yutong, Zhang Yi, Yulong, Xiang's father, Wu's father and others had already rushed to Zhang Fatzi's side.
Ye Xiaotian also stood up from the corner of the corridor, silently looked at the people gathered in a circle, and then looked at the congratulatory guests who gathered together and whispered, and finally looked at the main hall from the window, where there were four tables of wine, but there was no one.
"This face is really ruthless!"
Ye Xiaotian sighed secretly, he knew that there was no turning back when he opened the bow, and when Yu Junting decided to attack the supreme throne of the Zhang family, there was no way back, he could only go on without hesitation, but ...... She always seems to find the right moment to do what she wants to do to the extreme.
"Daddy! Father! Wake up, Daddy......"
At this time, Zhang Yutong's sad voice.
"Pinch the man! Pinch people! ”
This is the voice of the dragon.
Ye Xiaotian had an ominous premonition in his heart: "Could it be ......" His premonition unfortunately became a fact, Zhang Fatzi did not "faint again", this time he fell and never stood up again, his heart had stopped breathing. His birthday has since become his death day.
Some people are stunned, some people leave in a hurry, some people are running around, some people are crying, Li Shishi, who claims to have a common enmity with Dai Tongzhi, really can't do it in this situation and continues to fight with Dai Tongzhi, in fact, when he came to his senses, he found that Dai Tongzhi had long since disappeared.
Mournful joy sounded mournfully. is still the original cast, but it has changed from "Birthday Song" to "Requiem......
: Fat Zhang, rest in peace! Friends, please vote for him to see him off! Commuter passes, recommended tickets!.
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