Chapter 3 Referring to Zhao Gao as a man!
As soon as Zhao Gao heard that the imperial doctor had arrived, he was busy screaming at Taiyi He, who was out of breath: "Taiyi He, why don't you hurry up and help the king see a doctor!?" If you mistake the king's illness, you'll lose your head! Zhao Gao glared at the Imperial Physician He who ran from the left hall.
"Huh?" Ying Zheng glared at Zhao Gao, very dissatisfied.
Zhao Gao was stunned by Ying Zheng's glare, and at this time he remembered that he had just said the wrong thing, and he said "the king's illness", doesn't that mean that the king is sick? Zhao Gao was so frightened that he immediately kowtowed to Yingzheng again and said, "King, the slave said the wrong thing, long mouth, long mouth, long mouth......" said and began to slap himself in the face.
Ying Zheng snorted coldly, there was no bird for him, just let him fight like this, who told him to owe a beating?
When Imperial Physician He heard Zhao Gao's words just now, his face turned white with fright, and he sped up his pace. ran to the bottom, knelt down and kowtowed to Yingzheng and said, "The king, the ministers are late, please atone for the king." ”
At this time, those ministers had been kneeling for a while, but it seemed that the king had no intention of calling them up, and some of the 6 or 7 ten-year-old ministers had already kneeled with white lips, and some of them had already knelt in a cold sweat. But they were still holding on, keeping their heads down, not daring to move.
Ying Zheng took a look at it and was very satisfied, it seems that the majesty of his first emperor through the ages is a bargain!
Imperial Physician He also knelt for a while at this time, but he didn't see the king speak, and his heart was slightly cold, could it be that the king was ready to go crazy when he saw that he was late? Thinking of this, Imperial Physician He suddenly felt cold, and his heart became more and more worried.
"Okay, stop fighting, it's uncomfortable to hear!" Ying Zheng said majestically, still playing with his Desert Eagle pistol. Zhao Gao knelt down to thank him after hearing this, and at this time, Zhao Gao's face was red and swollen from being beaten by himself, and he secretly said that he was unlucky.
After a while,
Zhao Gao saw that the king still didn't let Doctor He diagnose himself, and he was puzzled, but his mouth was tightly closed, Zhao Gao felt that it was right to see more and talk less at this time, because today's king was not as old and confused as some time ago.
After another while, Ying Zheng's squinted eyes finally opened, and he said to Taiyi He, who was kneeling at the head: "You come up and show Gu." ”
Doctor He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after hearing this, and knelt down and said, "No." Then he stood up, hunched over, and bowed his head to the top.
Imperial Physician He knelt down in front of Ying Zheng and said respectfully to Ying Zheng: "Please stretch out your hand so that your subordinates can check it for the king." ”
At this time, Ying Zheng was playing with the Desert Eagle with his right hand, so he stretched out his left hand.
Imperial Physician He kowtowed very respectfully, and began to help Yingzheng take the pulse (I don't know if the Qin Dynasty had a pulse, I guess I don't, but it is still written in the book that he has. )。
Ying Zheng looked at this Taiyi He while playing with his hand, and saw that this guy should be in his 60s, but he is still very well maintained, his skin is ruddy, and he is very energetic, it seems that this guy should be greedy for a lot of Lao Tzu's imperial silver!
Doctor He looked like a god stick to help Ying Zheng see a doctor, and after a while, Mrs. He let go of Ying Zheng's hand and seemed to be thinking.
Zhao Gao saw that Imperial Physician He had completed the diagnosis, so he opened his mouth and said to Imperial Physician He: "Imperial Physician, the king's dragon body should be fine, right?" ”
Ying Zheng also looked at Imperial Doctor He, waiting for his reply.
Imperial Physician He said with a divine stick: "The king's dragon body is not in serious trouble because he eats those alchemists' elixirs and some great tonic things every day. It's just that the king has been overtired recently, so there will be some lack of blood and dizziness. The king doesn't have to worry, wait for his subordinates to prescribe a few doses of medicine, and the king will be in a state of dragon and tiger after three days. ”
At this time, Imperial Physician He did lie, Ying Zheng's body at this time was already very serious, and he was already terminally ill. And plus Ying Zheng eats those immortal pills every day, plus Ying Zheng's night maid, and eats those big tonic things, so Ying Zheng's body can be said to be so rotten that it can't be rotten anymore.
But Mrs. He didn't dare to say it, so she could only help Yingzheng prescribe the right medicine in the medicine. But because Yingzheng eats mercury every day, even if Taiyi He is a miracle doctor, he is powerless! Imperial Physician He also wanted to say that those immortal pills were simply cheating, but Imperial Physician He didn't dare to say it, because as soon as he said it, then Yingzheng would cut off his own head. In the past, there were also several imperial doctors who advised Ying Zheng not to take those so-called immortal medicines, but they were all beheaded by Ying Zheng.
Zhao Gao nodded and said respectfully to Ying Zheng: "The king, the imperial doctor said that the king is in good health. ”
Ying Zheng waved his hand to Imperial Doctor He and said, "You go down." "At this time, Ying Zheng knew what his body was like, it was a serious heavy metal poisoning, coupled with old age and decrepitude, plus various diseases, and the night maid, so at this moment, Ying Zheng had no way to return to heaven. But at this time, Ying Zheng didn't worry about his body, because there was a pill called "Hundred Diseases Medicine" in his face ring, which was a medicine from the XX planet, which was designed to cure all diseases. Ying Zheng believes that as long as he eats a piece, it will be no problem to live for dozens of years.
When Imperial Physician He saw that the king told him to retreat, he knelt down and thanked him.
At this time, Yingzheng first wanted to drive the laborers of the Lishan Mausoleum home and let them farm, what mausoleum to build? Lao Tzu is not dead yet! And stop the construction of Afang Palace, Lao Tzu can't live in such a palace alone. And then do you combine taxation with those draconian penal mitigation points? Quack,!
Ying Zheng looked at the ministers below, and saw that they were almost kneeling, so he said lightly: "Get up and return to your position." ”
When those ministers heard this, their spirits were shocked, their faces showed joy, and they immediately knelt down to thank them, "King Xie......" Some ministers were so moved that they almost cried, and my old bones were about to disperse......
The ministers stood up, and they took their seats.
After Ying Zheng saw those ministers sit down, he said to Zhao Gao beside him: "Zhao Gao, you go and stand in front." "Ying Zheng's voice is undoubted, although the voice is not loud, but there is an irresistible majesty, what, this is the spirit of the eight kings of the first emperor through the ages!
Zhao Gao looked puzzled, but he still did so, tidied up his clothes, walked to the front of the top, and stood and looked at the ministers below.
And those ministers didn't look at him, and those ministers looked down on Zhao Gao at all, because Zhao Gao was just a eunuch, why did he have so much power in his hands? And Zhao Gao also saw the contempt in the eyes of those ministers, but Zhao Gao's face was calm, but he thought viciously in his heart, if I Zhao Gao had rights in the future. Hmph, I'm going to kill you ministers!
Ying Zheng saw that it was almost over, so he cleared his throat and said, "Ministers, tell me, is Zhao Gao a man?" Lone said that Zhao Gao is a man! I want to ask you, is Zhao Gao a man or a eunuch?! ”