5 gods

I suddenly thought of the people who were being convicted in the Royal Prison Department, and I said, "Lord Steward, how many people we will try to be in the Royal Prison during the same period have been locked up in the Royal Prison, and these people have been locked up for no more than two months with Li Yongfu, and they will not be killed or released. ”

Liu Xingchao: "Who are you in that session?" ”

Me: "I've seen them occasionally, but they don't really understand anything. Now that we are short of people in our inner court, it is better to let them go, and save them from being caught and killing each other. ”

Zhao Yuyang said at this time: "Dongfang Ju, what are you doing in the Royal Prison Department?" ”

I glanced at him and said, "Send them money, everyone entered the palace in the same year, and I can't bear to see them suffer." ”

Liu Xingchao: "These people are unlucky enough, they were involved as soon as they entered the palace." But they were lucky enough to have done nothing. Pass my orders and get them out, and if you can be loyal to the inner court, you can still use your talents. ”

I'm not kind, I'm not trying to save them, because I have paid the price, I always have to recover the cost, and a few dozen gold dollars is not money?

At the end of the meeting, Liu Xingchao stood up and said:

"There are some things that only the supreme leader of the inner court understands, but I will tell you today.

In the beginning, there was only one group of people in this world, and they had their own faith, the Holy Religion.

Later they multiplied into four billion people.

For the sake of their faith and security, they appointed rulers – that is, emperors.

The Inner Court is in charge of all this.

Later, I don't know how many years passed, everything was messed up, and everyone forgot about it.

I also thought that the Holy Land was already finished, but I didn't expect it to be alive, and after so many years, it still cares about us so much.

All we have to do now is make them happy and let them go back, it's as simple as that.

Go for it. ”

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The next day, I took the warrant from the secret office and went to the Royal Prison Department in Building Six to get them all out of the top of the list - except for the damn fourth.

I really don't know how the imperial court operates, whether it is responsible or irresponsible - it is three years to lock people up for three years - but to keep them alive. I reckon if I didn't care, they would have been dying of old age.

Mao Jianmu, Tao Yubo, and others looked at my minister's logo and the epaulettes of the colonel of the forbidden army, and said, "Minister......"

Me: "Haha, it's average, little minister, it's not a big deal!" ”

They said, "Thank you brother for saving your life, I have been a cow and a horse in this life!" ”

I laughed and said, "It's good to know!" ”

I said, "Come to my ministry first." ”

They said, "What a ministry." ”

Me: "God's Department." ”

Them: "What is the Ministry of God?" ”

Me: "This ...... I don't know...... I'll go check ...... first."

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When I led them up, I met Zhao Yuyang.

Zhao Yuyang glanced at them without any expression on his face.

Zhao Yuyang: "Dongfang Ju, do you believe in the 'Son of God'?" ”

Me: "! I don't even believe in the Holy Maiden, but I still believe in Mao's Divine Son! ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Maybe they are the descendants of someone, such as the descendants of the former saint and the son of God......

Me: "Think about it, as long as a person has always had offspring, then as long as it is long enough, everyone in the world will have his genes, so that everyone is his offspring, is it true that all people in the world are sons of God?" As for reincarnation or something, only fools believe it! ”

Him: "I think it's still possible, for example, that somebody accidentally has all the genes of their ancestors. ”

Me: "No way. Each man has only half of his father's genes, and if they are passed down from generation to generation, then there is no blood at all, unless- they have always been incessant, but then they will become extinct faster. The system of longevity is only for good management, it is only an artificial system, an occasional system, a system of last resort, and it has no meaning in itself. ”

He: "If there is only one gene, the gene that does not show up is like the single eyelid gene, the six-finger gene. This gene is not separated, whoever is distributed is whoever is it, and whoever gets it is the 'son of God'. ”

Me: "If it's a single gene and not all genes, it's possible." But what happens to that? They're going to be out of business! Or, a bunch of saints, sons of gods, or something at once. Also, I don't believe that the 'Son of God' is born with explosives and poison gas. Do you think, where is the information about the manufacture of explosives and poison gas? Hidden in the sperm and eggs? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "The more I think about it, the more I don't understand the world. ”

I smiled and said, "You don't really think that Ma Xing is the 'son of God', do you?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "If he invented fuel, explosives, and poison gas out of thin air, then he may really be the son of God." ”

Me: "! Fuel, explosives, and poison gas were not invented by humans, even if they were invented more than 10,000 years ago, they were invented by people more than 10,000 years ago. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Didn't you go to Hebei to inquire about the military situation?" Did you see him when you were in Hebei? ”

Me: "I glanced at it from afar, nothing special, just a thin old man." I don't believe he's the son of God, at most a great god. ”

In fact, I don't even believe in "God", but "Son of God".

With this knowledge, when I return to our village, I will be like God; Those ancient people, who came to our modern age, are also like gods; And he that beareth stones is like God in the sight of those who take wood; He that beareth the sword is like God in the presence of him that beareth the stone; He that hath a submachine gun is like God before him that hath a sword; The one who drove the tank was in front of the one with the submachine gun, like a god.

But obviously, "being like God" and "being God" are two different things, just as "begging for mercy like a dog" and "being like a dog" are two different things.

Zhao Yuyang continued to ask me: "How are you going to stare at the two of them?" ”

Me: "I'm a eunuch, I can stare at them as much as I want, when I take a bath, when I sleep, who cares?" ”

Zhao Yuyang laughed.

Mao Jianmu, the champion, asked me: "What 'gene', what 'Dean'?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”

Zhao Yuyang glanced at him and said, "Very profound things, don't ask if you don't understand." ”

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I took them to the Royal Headquarters and re-documented them with a warrant from the Personnel Department.

They no longer have the status of lifters, they are just ordinary imperial officials - but they are still imperial officials.

They entered the ministry of the gods, and they counted me as members.

The Ministry of God is in the sacrificial area of Chang'an City, and the sacrificial area is in the west of the palace area. The Ministry of God, like countless others, is a buildingβ€”and it's very dilapidated.

The Ministry of God only has the establishment of ministers and deputy ministers, and counting a few members of the ministry who eat together, there are less than twenty people in totalβ€”and all of them have been killed.

Ay! It's so fast, I can't even hand it over if I want to.

As the head of the Ministry of Divine Affairs, I applied to the imperial court for a 100-person establishment.

The imperial court agreed with a stroke of the pen.

I chose 10 members.

You must ask, "What about the remaining 190 members?" ”

does not exist.

for I will eat their wages.

Anyway, this kind of thing in the god department has a fart.