Chapter 8 The Bandits Descend from the Heavens
After Ye Su and Su Hage practiced, they slashed each other at the gate of the academy every morning. At first, everyone watched and cheered, but after a long time, they turned a blind eye. Only the sound of Aunt Cai chopping vegetables in the kitchen echoes it.
The dishes made by Aunt Cai are a must, only Ye Su said that it is average. Early this morning, when I passed by the kitchen, I saw Aunt Cai's fierce light forcing over. Su Hage patted Ye Su, meaning that you said that other people's dishes are unpalatable?
Ye Su shrugged, and the two began to practice at the gate. Recently, there has been a lot of progress, and their respective sword moves are all familiar with their chests. After the sparring, the two laughed.
"Brother Su, his swordsmanship is exquisite, and he will definitely be famous all over the world in the future. Ye Su put away the knife.
"Brother Ye, the sword technique is fierce and invincible, and it will definitely be a knife master in the future. Su Hage smiled with his sword.
The two continued to praise each other, only to hear a clang, a kitchen knife fell from the sky and stood in front of the two.
"If you don't brag, you'll die. Aunt Cai walked over with her hands behind her back, picked up the kitchen knife and pointed at the two, "Come, let's go together." ”
The two brothers glared and rushed forward unceremoniously. The kitchen knife was in Aunt Cai's hand, and suddenly became vigorous, and in less than ten moves, the brothers were beaten to the ground, with an incredible face.
"I can't even beat a mother-in-law who stir-fries, and she is famous all over the world, and she also uses knives. There is no shame in losing people. Aunt Cai strode away with a kitchen knife.
The brothers were lying on the ground, and the hero was short of breath.
"This is a stir-fry woman, the fierce posture when she fights, she is a female bandit. Ye Su got up, "It's like a random stir-fry, sweeping the floor can knock us over." ”
Uncle Huang, who was sweeping the floor, happened to pass by, and pounced on him with a broom. A gust of autumn wind swept away the leaves, and the two were once again beaten to the ground.
"Why don't you just sweep the floor and overturn you?" Uncle Huang carried the broom away.
The brothers couldn't believe it, what kind of people are hiding in this academy. The two brothers got up and ran to the dean's room, and they had to ask clearly. Dean Hao is playing the piano with the master who teaches the piano in the academy.
"Dean, the stir-fried Aunt Cai, she ...... She ......"
"Beaten? She used to be the big boss of the Rakshasa Village, and she led a group of brothers to rob the house and the tiger roared in the mountains and forests. It took me a lot of effort to get her to cook for our academy. ”
"What about Uncle Huang who swept the floor?"
"He's very famous outside, and he is known as the Yellow on the Yellow for Thousands of Miles, and there is nothing he can't steal. ”
"How could they? ”
"Is it difficult? If you don't want to, I'll hang them up and beat them. ”
The two brothers were convinced and bowed.
"Don't look at the harmony in our academy, the outside world is very dangerous. The dean stood up, "It just so happens that you guys are going to help me do something, I heard that the Liang Gang has recently done a big job and robbed a caravan." You go get some oil and salt noodles and come back, these are the things that are most lacking in the Golden Three Realms. ”
"Okay, some silver tickets. Su Hage stretched out his hand.
"It's not for you to buy it, of course it's to rob it. The dean sighed.
"Me and Su Hege are going to rob the Liang Gang, that tiger can slap us to death with a slap. ”
"Then I don't care, you figure it out. ”
After saying that, the dean sang a little song and went out. The brothers thought to themselves, this dean has no fear, and we will completely fake the tiger once.
The two brothers went out after breakfast, and walked through the streets and alleys to the headquarters of the Liang Gang in the north of the city. The swaggering to enter the gate was stopped by the two gatekeepers.
"Where did you come from? Blind, the Liang Gang dares to enter casually?"
Without saying a word, the two brothers beat and kicked the two guards and threw them into the courtyard. The people who went back and forth inside were shocked when they saw the scene in front of them.
"We were sent by Dean Hao of Jinshan Academy, and we took out all the gold and silver treasures. Ye Su yelled.
"Push it in. Su Hage threw out two sacks.
There was silence below, full of surprise, this robbery actually hit the headquarters of the Liang Gang. But he didn't dare to act rashly, not long ago, Dean Hao of Jinshan Academy beat the gang leader to the sky, and that scene lingered.
"Hahaha, so bold, dare to come to my Liang Gang to rob. Your dean told me that the juniors are fighting and fighting, but he doesn't care, I have hundreds of peers like you. Are you two on it together or are they on it together?" A loud laugh came, and a middle-aged man with a beard walked out.
The brothers secretly scolded the unreliable dean in their hearts, and originally wanted to take this opportunity to make a profit, but now they are going to be beaten.
"Don't mess around, we are your son Zhang Hu's teacher, if you want to mess around, I will see your son once and beat him in the future." Ye Su went out.
"Oh, you two are what my son said, the new Teacher Ye and Teacher Su, right?
Su Hage shook his head, now it's okay, the new accounts and the old accounts will be counted together.
"Gee, I've wanted to invite you guys for a long time. Zhang Biao patted his thigh, walked forward and grabbed the shoulders of the two brothers, "My son is lawless at home, he is a little bully, recently the two of you have cleaned him up for three days, and he has come back much more well-behaved." I still know how to go and say goodbye to his grandmother. ”
"Hehe, that's our responsibility as teachers, as it should be. Su Hage smiled awkwardly.
"It's good to see that you are so young to read and write. Zhang Biao took the two brothers to the hall and sat down, "I really hope that my son will become a cultural person, not like his father and me, who only knows how to fight and kill." In the future, if he is disobedient, even if he is beaten, as long as he is not disabled. ”
"The main thing is to be reasonable, corporal punishment is not the goal, but to understand. Ye Su remembered when he was a child.
"What Mr. Ye said is so good, it is comfortable to chat with you cultural people. Zhang Biao beckoned, "I'll arrange it today, let's have a light meal at my house first, and I'll take you to a few kilns in the city in the evening." ”
"You don't have to go to the kiln, the academy has rules. Su Hege smiled, "Our dean is asking us to ask you if you have oil and salt noodles, there is a shortage of this in the academy, the children are growing up, and the food can't be left behind." ”
"The dean is too polite, just pass on a word, I'll send someone over immediately. Zhang Biao sat down with a grin, "Then let's have a little wine at noon?"
"Then two bites. Ye Su thought this gang leader was very interesting.
After a busy period of work, a table of rich wine and food came up. Some of the main persons in charge of the Liang Gang came to accompany them, they were all bold men, and everyone talked and laughed.
I really treat my brothers as gentlemen, and I'm even a little cramped.
"Come, take a bite first, I didn't expect two gentlemen to come to our Liang Gang as guests, or my son's husband, hahaha, it's really enjoyable. ”
As soon as I finished drinking, there was a loud bang, as if someone had rushed in. The janitor hurriedly ran up and said, "Helper, it's not good, someone is coming to rob you." ”
"Huh, two brothers, how many waves of people did your dean send over?" Zhang Biao asked suspiciously.
"No, it's just us. The brothers shook their heads.
"It seems that someone really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall and dared to come to our Liang Gang headquarters to rob. Zhang Biao stood up, "Two brothers, you eat and drink slowly, and wait for me to go out and cut a few people." Others, follow me. ”
A group of people, picking up the guys, rushed out with hula.