Ximen Fuxue asked, "Young Master, what should we do now?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao rubbed his head and said, "I don't know, I don't have a clue about everything, what should I do?" ”

Ximen Fuxue shook his spirits and said carefully: "Otherwise, let's pretend to be robbers, kill him a few votes, get money, and save Mrs." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said angrily: "You can't think of some reliable ideas?" Also robbers, what is this place? Capital! The economic, political, and cultural center of the country! There are robbers here, and you think the people in the six doors are vegetarians? ”

Simon Fuxue said weakly: "Then what do you say?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said with a headache: "Why do you say I raised you two?" None of them can use their brains. ”

Yan Qixia's face turned red and said, "Lang Jun, I'm sorry, I'm really about these things."

Zhou Xiaocao interrupted her with a wave of her hand and said, "It's not your fault!" Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses that cannot be forced. ”

Ximen Fuxue hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I also have advantages!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao glanced at him and said, "Yes, it's just that your shortcomings are a little more prominent." Let's go! ”

Ximen Fuxue asked, "Young Master, where are we going?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao pointed ahead? "Walk! Let's go to the prison first and see how my wife and father-in-law are doing! ”

Simon Blowing Snow said, "Okay! As long as the young master decides, my Xiaoxue will chase you in the water and fire! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Damn, don't you call yourself Xiaoxue, okay?" What a domineering name of Simon Blowing Snow, ruined by you! ”

Simon Fuxue said, "But the young master"

Zhou Xiaocao said rudely: "Don't talk too much!" ”

After walking for a while, Ximen Fuxue's lips were still squirming, and Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help asking, "What words are in your mouth, and it's uncomfortable not to say them?" ”

Ximen Fuxue nodded: "Yes, yes!" I want to say, young master, we are going in the wrong direction, and the prison of the Criminal Department is over there! ”

"Holy! Why didn't you say it earlier! ”

"Ouch, young master, don't hit me, you didn't let me speak"

Prince Gong's Mansion.

in the gazebo.

The cups and plates were in a mess, the little prince Liu Minghui was angry, and the people didn't dare to come forward, but just watched from a distance. I don't dare to go away, in case the son of the world is summoned and no one can be found, I will have to go crazy again.

The little prince overturned the boiling wine again, and the water in it was still hot, splashed on the ground, and then splashed on the little prince's face.

Suddenly shouted loudly: "Zhao Zhigao! ”

A figure flashed into the pavilion with a "hulala", and a middle-aged man stood quietly beside the little prince, motionless. If it weren't for him appearing, it would have been really difficult to find his existence.

This person is the number one master beside the little prince, and he did what he did when he took the Begonia Four Charms to abuse Zhou Xiaocao that day.

The little prince said: "I want to kill Zhou Xiaocao, you go and kill him!" ”

Zhao Zhigao is not the kind of person who immediately runs out to carry out the order as soon as the master gives the order. In that case, if it is an unintentional mistake when the master's mind is hot, won't it cause a great disaster for the master? It is precisely because of his Zhao Zhigao's high martial arts and meticulous thinking that he has been reused by Prince Gong's father and son for two generations.

Seeing that Zhao Zhigao was unmoved, the little prince asked, "Why don't you go?" ”

Zhao Zhigao bent down and said: "Qi Qi Shizi, now that Zhou Xiaocao has received the emperor's attention, if we kill him, it is difficult to guarantee that the emperor will not be suspicious of us because of this." ”

The little prince was furious, and kicked on the big ding that had been poured on the ground, only to hear the sound of "Bang", and the little prince "Ouch! With a bang, he jumped with his feet crossed.

That Ding is too hard, it really hurts to kick!

Zhao Zhigao immediately squatted down, took off the little prince's shoes, held his feet in his arms, and began to massage him with internal force.

The little prince said hatefully: "What do you say about that Zhou Xiaocao?" Well? Shen Jianniang, a prostitute who sells jokes, united with the maid to say good things for him in a row, as if Zhou Xiaocao went to prostitute her, but gave her face, and said that the two poems were made by Zhou Xiaocao, which made me lose face; Xie Qiuyan, the daughter of a five-rank state official, would actually fall in love with him, the son-in-law of Hu Shang, this is really a big joke in the world; And today, did you see the beauty that Zhou Xiaocao brought with him today? So beautiful, how did you fall in love with this fool in your life? Zhao Zhigao, you sue me, is this world crazy? ”

Zhao Zhigao said in his heart that you hate Zhou Xiaocao because of women, what do you care about me? But his mouth said: "Shizi, my subordinates are not married, and I don't know much about men and women." Presumably, these girls are stupid. ”

"Silly? It's okay to be stupid, so many girls are stupid? No, I want him to die! Besides, just because he spoiled my great good, I can't let him go! ”

Looking at the little prince's frantic appearance, a smile appeared on Zhao Zhigao's face. Those who know him know that once Zhao Zhigao has this kind of bad smile on his face, it means that someone is going to be unlucky. Bad luck.

Zhao Zhigao said: "Shizi, we can't fight, we can outwit!" ”

When the little prince heard that there was a play, he suddenly came to his senses: "Oh? Tell me about it! ”

Zhao Zhigao leaned into the little prince's ear and said, "Shizi, can we do this?" ”

The little prince was so happy that he danced with his hands: "Okay, good!" That's it! This time, I see that you Zhou Xiaocao is difficult to fly with wings, wahahaha! ”

"Ahh

In another part of the capital, Zhou Xiaocao sneezed. Xiaocao has a problem this week, as soon as he goes out of the house, the outdoor light is generally greater than 1000 lux, he will sneeze often, maybe he is allergic to bright light. The light intensity in the room usually doesn't exceed 800 lux, which makes him feel much more comfortable.

Zhou Xiaocao rubbed his nose and said, "Which immoral and smoking child said bad things about me behind my back?" ”

Ximen Fuxue asked, "How does the young master know that someone is saying bad things about you behind your back?" So what if someone misses you? Like Madame! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Do you know a ball? You'll only sneeze if someone says bad things about you behind your back! If someone misses you, it's not a sneeze, it's a panic of hunger! ”

Simon Fuxue suddenly realized: "Oh, I said how often I am hungry and full, it turns out that someone misses me!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Yes! Everyone else is thinking that if I don't work hard, I will fall into the same situation as that Ximen blowing snow in the future, and go out to beg for food~! ”

Ximen Fuxue said: "Eh, here, this is the prison of the Criminal Department!" ”

The three of them were about to break in, but the two guards at the door stopped: "What are you doing?" The prison of the criminal department, don't break in! ”

Zhou Xiaocao arched his hand and slipped out of his sleeve a piece of silver, and the two guards took it quietly, waving their hands: "Go quickly, go quickly!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao is overjoyed, he is really rich and easy to do! Just got a handful of pride, but a person in an official robe came out: "Who are you guys?" ”