Chapter 145: The Same Door
Two Yan Qixia, one with loose hair, one with a bun, one young, the other, under closer inspection, you can still see the crow's feet at the corners of the eyes.
These are two different people!
Then, his Yan Qixia can only be the young one with her hair in a bun, and his wife is not old enough to be that kind of Cheng dΓΉ.
Quickly turned around and said, "Wife, who is she?" Why do you look so much like you? β
Yan Qixia was still expressionless, did not speak, and did not move. It's just the concern in her eyes that reveals her inner thoughts.
"Damn, this can't be the legendary point, right?"
"Points? What is that? The old body only temporarily suppressed her veins, and she couldn't move. If you want to say that this is a point point, that is also very vivid. β
Such a beautiful woman actually called herself "old body", Zhou Xiaocao turned around again and said, "Sister, you are so young, why do you call yourself old?" β
The woman said, "What are you doing lying on the ground all the time, get up and talk." β
"Oh, oh! It's cold on the ground. β
"Why do you call me sister? You know, at your age, even if you call me mother-in-law, that's pretty much the same. β
Half of Zhou Xiaocao's face was swollen, and she had a little difficulty speaking: "I don't know your actual age, but I think you are a sister in my heart." So does my sister want me to listen to my inner thoughts, or do what others say? β
The woman's eyes suddenly stared ahead, her eyes scattered, and she didn't know where she had drifted her thoughts. Zhou Xiaocao stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and asked, "Sister?" Sister? β
The woman grabbed his hand at once. "What are you doing?" β
Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly retreated, but was tightly held by the woman's wrist. It's like an iron hoop, it doesn't move.
Zhou Xiaocao said: "I just watched you lose your mind for a while. β
The woman let go of his hand. Sighed softly: "Alas! If only he could have half your flamboyant tongue, that's fine. β
Zhou Xiaocao immediately went with the big snake: "Sister, who is he?" β
The woman shouted, "You don't have to be nosy! β
As he spoke, he stretched out his palm and was about to hit him. Zhou Xiaocao was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Yan Qixia. He didn't know that if this woman really wanted to hit him, how could he hide with his speed?
The woman snorted: "I will only hide behind the woman, what kind of man is it!" β
Zhou Xiaocao poked out half of his head from behind Yan Qixia, he was still guarding against the woman's "sneak attack": "Sister." You can't say that! The so-called hearing has a precedence, and there is a specialization in the art industry. My Zhou Xiaocao didn't rely on being able to fight and kill mixed rice, my wife is, how can I compare my own shortcomings with others' strengths? β
The woman said, "This is new." Tell me, what are your strengths? β
Zhou Xiaocao didn't have the habit of praising himself in front of others, but with his shameless charm, he also replied very easily: "I, I can speak well, I'm only eight buckets high." I'm a master of innovation, and I have a lot of strengths. β
The woman snorted, "Your shortcomings are also obvious. β
"What's the shortcoming?"
The woman said: "Shameless and obscene, plus ugly!" β
"It's so hurtful!"
The woman said, "I know what is on your mind right now. You must be thinking that I just put you down with a little bit of druggedness. It's just that this girl is restrained. Once she is freed, she can defeat me, and it will not be too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. Right? β
Zhou Xiaocao was guessed by someone and touched the back of his head. Said curtly: "That, this is just a little immature opinion of my own. Hehe. β
The woman said, "Then it will be as you wish!" β
With a flick of his fingers, a sharp finger of true qi came out of the air, and he saw Yan Qixia let out a "uh" in her throat and took a deep breath. The woman shouted, "Take it!" β
A palm attacked, and Yan Qixia hurriedly parried. The woman said, "Take out your weapon and fight me with all your might!" β
Where would Yan Qixia be polite to her? Besides, she not only fascinated the two of them and restrained herself, but also beat her Lang Jun to the point that her face was swollen and high, and these hatreds naturally had to be avenged.
"Choke!"
The sword was unsheathed, and the brilliance of the cold moon was reflected by the frosty sword body, which looked so fierce in the night sky.
With the palm of this woman, you can see that her kung fu is very high. As soon as the so-called experts make a move, they will know if there is one, but Yan Qixia is not sure of winning. Therefore, as soon as he made a move, he did his best to use the master's teaching to deal with this woman.
The woman and Yan Qixia made a few moves, and a look of surprise appeared in her eyes: "Your trick rhinoceros looking at the moon can't stop my palm, look at it, I'm going to hit you on the shoulder!" Want to hide? Do you want to use the mastery of the Thousand Shadow Phantom Body? Really! It's a pity that you met me, if it was someone else, maybe I wouldn't be able to hit you, but I know that your next step is here, in Xun, and then it will turn southeast to southwest, from Xun to Kun, and the next step is due east."
"Bang dang!"
This time, it was Yan Qixia who threw away the sword: "If you don't fight, you won't fight!" I can't beat you. β
Yan Qixia stood there, motionless, looking like she was being slaughtered by you.
The woman smiled mysteriously: "I know all your moves, how can you beat me?" Female doll, you sue sΓΉ old body, what is your relationship with that surnamed Liu? Is he your mentor? β
Yan Qixia said: "My master's surname is Liu Bufake, but he prefers us to call him Liqing Daoren, and the location of our master is called Liqing Valley." β
As if she had heard the funniest joke in the world, the woman laughed for a while, then closed her voice and said coldly: "Divorce from love, divorce from the valley of love? Hey, he's still complaining about me, he's still complaining about me! I'm called Farewell Death Cave there, and he's called Liqing Valley here! Leave love, don't die, he's competing with me! β
When Yan Qixia heard her say this, she was afraid that she still had a relationship with her master, so she asked, "What is the relationship between the senior and the family teacher?" β
The woman said, "Me and your master? Don't you think you look like me? β
Although Yan Qixia has covered her face since she was a child, it doesn't mean that she hasn't looked in the mirror. The woman in front of her does look too similar to herself. Otherwise, Zhou Xiaocao would not have treated the two of them as one person just now.
There are not many people in the world who look like this.
The two of them were talking there, and Zhou Xiaocao, who didn't want to be on the side, suddenly cheered and said, "I understand!" β
The woman asked with a sideways face, "What do you understand?" β
Zhou Xiaocao said loudly: "The Taoist priest surnamed Liu, called the Taoist of Love, is the biological father of my wife!" And you are her biological mother, wow, otherwise how can you explain that you look alike? How, am I right, sister-in-law? β
"Fart!"
The woman shouted loudly: "Don't say that I am still Yunying unmarried, even if I am married and have a child, I will never be born with the conscienceless surname Liu!" β
Yan Qixia also said: "Yes, this is impossible! My master has already become a monk, how can he marry a wife and have children? Besides, there are several sisters in our sect who look exactly like me, so they can't all be the daughters of the master! β
The woman suddenly grabbed Zhou Xiaocao's wrist and grabbed it hard, so painful that Zhou Xiaocao grinned, and the woman said, "What did you say?" How many female dolls do you have that look exactly like you? (To be continued......)
PS: I went to a friend's wedding today, and as soon as my wife saw the photo of the bride, she told me that she didn't look as good as me! Is this a war between women?