Episode 77 Who is the best race

It is said that the Germans are a nation that does not pay attention to food, and German cuisine is also recognized as rotten, but this meal of the Goebbels family,.

First of all, the biggest difference between Western food and Chinese food is that Chinese food mainly spends its attention on the dishes themselves, while Western food spends at least 40% of its attention on the tableware and the visual effect of the tabletop. Before a few dishes were served, the long table was already full of beautiful dishes. Snow-white tablecloths, tall and low crystal glasses, glasses for aperitifs, glasses for wine, glasses for champagne, glasses for beer, glasses for mineral water......

Then there are the silver cutlery that is shiny and shiny, and there are several kinds of knives, forks, spoons, and silver clips like oysters and conch...... Neatly placed in front of each person, it is extremely precise, like a tool for repairing watches.

The crystal chandelier overhead was clearly brightly lit, and a few silver candlesticks and candles were placed on the long table. It was as if these foreigners couldn't eat without seeing the dancing flames. In addition, there are a lot of useless things on the table, such as flowers.

Xiang Xiaoqiang counted, and on the very full table, he couldn't count how many things he could eat in his mouth. That is, a few cheeses, cream, sliced sausages, fish jelly, egg salad, vegetable and fruit salad, and the only thing that interested him in eating a little was a roast pork loin with garlic sauce, which was also cold.

But the Germans were laughing and laughing, and they didn't think anything was wrong at all, mainly because they were drinking.

At this time, the main force of the conversation has become Song Ruhai. Song Ruhai is a former ambassador to Germany, and he laughed and talked to them directly in German. But he was an ambassador during the Weimar Republic, retired in 32, and when he retired, none of these people came to power and did not deal with them. Otherwise, it's much more convenient, and they're all old acquaintances.

Madame Goebbels was very attentive, and in addition to knives and forks, she specially prepared a pair of chopsticks for each of the guests of Daming. The typical German way of thinking told her that since she was used to using knives and forks, she would definitely not use chopsticks, and now Chinese guests are used to using chopsticks, and probably they will not use knives and forks.

Although there is no one here who doesn't know how to use knives and forks, Xiang Xiaoqiang also uses chopsticks with affection, and only uses knives and forks when handling meat pieces.

These Chinese use chopsticks, which seems to these Germans to be magical. Especially when the chopsticks quickly picked up peas and salad pudding, the conversation always stopped abruptly, and a large group of Germans stared at the chopsticks in the hands of the Chinese, as if looking at an artifact.

Goering also took a pair of chopsticks, but he couldn't try it no matter how much he tried. He couldn't even pick up a piece of meat.

On a whim, Xiang Xiaoqiang performed with them to challenge the limit - he slowly picked up a strawberry seed from the salad at the bottom of the plate.

So, all the Germans were shaken.

Xiang Xiaoqiang was very satisfied with their reaction. For these Nazis, who are full of Aryan races, it is always beneficial to occasionally perform the unique skills of the Orientals and shock them.

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After a while, the first part of the main dish came up. Like most Western food, the first main course of German food is soup as well.

There are two types of soup, one is a thick soup made from poultry or game, and the other is a light soup made from vegetables. Xiang Xiaoqiang took a few sips, and felt very ordinary, although it was made by the chef of the Goebbels family, but it was like this, far worse than the egg drop soup made in the headquarters canteen.

However, every time a dish was served, Mrs. Goebbels had to ask a few Ming guests very attentively how it tasted and whether they liked it or not. Xiang Xiaoqiang and a few people, of course, are full of praise as usual. Mrs. Goebbels smiled with satisfaction, as usual.

Then the second part of the main dish came up. That's when I really saw something decent. Crispy pork knuckle from Bavaria, assorted seafood from Hamburg, beef stewed with vinegar from North Rhine-Westphalia, currywurst from Berlin, pan-fried sausage from Thuringia, roasted whole goose from Mecklenburg, pan-fried lamb ribs from Schleswig-Holstein, chicken pot from Bremen, braised pork belly from the Palatinate and pork chops with onions from Saarland......

The Germans are the most meat-eating people in the world, especially pork. Sure enough, it lives up to its name. On the dining table, although these German high-ranking officials and ladies eat very elegantly, regardless of men and women, the amount of meat they eat is beyond Xiang Xiaoqiang's imagination. Xiang Xiaoqiang looked at Goering alone, and quietly killed a whole pig's front leg. Moreover, he also ate a lot of other things.

Xiang Xiaoqiang and Qiuqiu glanced at each other, and suddenly understood how the fat on Goering's body came from.

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Xiang Xiaoqiang thought that these No. 2 people invited themselves to come, and they could talk about cooperation tonight. Who knew that this seemed to be a pure family dinner, and these imperial bigwigs at the banquet were all over the world, and no one mentioned the cooperation between Mingde and Germany. Since they didn't mention it, Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't plan to take the initiative to mention it. What he has is patience anyway. If they don't take the initiative to find themselves, then as soon as their 20-day visa expires, they will immediately pat their butts and leave.

Both Hess and Goebbels were ethnozonomics, mad believers in Nazi ethnographic theory. Hess first asked Xiang Xiaoqiang about his experience in Germany, and Xiang Xiaoqiang naturally talked about the train box, and glanced at Himmler, who was eating with his head bored. Himmler was a little embarrassed and didn't answer, but Hess was very numb and asked: Why is it so coincidental? Why are there really no three boxes connected together? The traffic of our Third Reich will not be like this, absolutely not.

Not only Himmler, but even Goering was a little embarrassed. He laughed and interrupted:

"I've heard that it's a couple of hellish Jews who have taken over the middle box. Haha, it's cheaper to drive them into hard-seat cars! ”

When Hess heard that he was a Jew, he sneered and said:

"It's cheaper for them. They should be corralled like pigs. ”

In this way, the topic naturally turns to the question of ethnicity. Goebbels was very clever, but when it came to the theory of human race, he couldn't take it too well, and he sang and harmonized with Hess, and talked about the Aryan race to the sky. Goebbels's wife, who was no better than her husband, listened to his extreme remarks with reverence, interjecting from time to time an even more extreme remark. Xiang Xiaoqiang felt that if the most fanatical female Nazi was selected, Mrs. Goebbels would definitely win the first place.

Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't plan to mix it up, this kind of thing is like a cult, and it doesn't make sense to talk about it at all. But he couldn't help it, and interjected as kindly as possible:

"In fact, I think that the human race in the world can be divided into so many categories, and there are the best in each category. And whether these best races are compared horizontally to determine who is in the bottom. It's like coffee and tea, everyone knows that you can only compare coffee with coffee, or tea with tea. And you can't compare coffee and tea together, that would be incomparable. ”

There was an instant silence in the restaurant. These race maniacs are only now waking up, and they remember that there are still several non-Aryan races sitting here. Not only are they not Aryans, they are people of color.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while. If someone else said something like that, they would have refuted it. But these Ming people are all distinguished guests, and they can't be unhappy for "academic issues". But both the Goebbels and Hess were ethnozonomics, and for them it went beyond the "academic question" and rose to the "question of faith." Goebbels smiled, trying to explain the Nazi ethnographic outlook to Xiaoqiang as politely as possible, trying to make him understand.

What Xiang Xiaoqiang wants is just for them to admit that races are divided into categories, at least East and West. You say that the Aryans are only the best of the Westerners, and we don't care; As for the Orientals, you don't care who is good and who is not. In other words, if we have to talk about race, Xiang Xiaoqiang admits that the Aryans are the best Westerners, but also the Germans recognize that the mixed Mongolian-Malay race of the Chinese is the best Eastern.

This is not a momentary contention, which has a great effect on the subsequent Mingde cooperation. Originally, the cooperation between the two countries was only about interests. But who calls Germany controlled by a bunch of ethnocratic men?

Today's Chinese are formed through thousands of years of ethnic integration, and are a buffer for the race in Northeast Asia and the Malay race in Southeast Asia. There is a slight difference in appearance between northern Chinese and southern Chinese, which is due to the fact that northerners have more Mongolian races, while southerners have more Malay races. Of course, the so-called "race" and "Malay race" are only ethnographic terms, not necessarily Mongols and Malays.

But the Nazi ethnocracy precisely believed that the purer the race, the better, and the Chinese ethnography was too "mixed". From the perspective of genetic science, Xiang Xiaoqiang told them how important the mixing of genes is. A group of organisms must constantly accept foreign genes in order to remain healthy and thriving, otherwise it will surely decay more and more.

Xiang Xiaoqiang also took the Japanese as an example: Japan is an island country, and it has been difficult to accept foreign genes for a long time in history. Pure enough, right? However, their height and physical fitness have long been inferior to those of the Chinese. …… And it's also common to lap legs.

"Fortunately, they are not far from China," Xiang Xiaoqiang continued, "if they can exchange a little gene often, otherwise they would have perished." Even if it survives, it will be a low-IQ country. ”

On the other side of the long table, several people squinted wildly and frowned, pondering Xiang Xiaoqiang's fresh theory, feeling that this was not the case, and wanted to refute but couldn't find the right words.

The concept of "genes" is still unheard of for them.

"There are also countries with a purer race," Mr. Xiang said, "and it's hard to imagine that the race is pure, such as some island countries in the Pacific." They have been genetically closed for tens of thousands of years, and by your standards, their race should be much better than that of us Chinese. But what about the facts? …… They are still drinking blood, digging wood for fire, and until the end of the last century, when they were discovered, many tribes were still eating human flesh. We civilized people call them 'cannibals'. ”

Of course, Xiang Xiaoqiang has secretly changed the concept here, and the backwardness of those island countries is not the reason for genetic closure, but mainly because they have been isolated from the outside world for a long time and have not been able to develop culture and technology.

Xiang Xiaoqiang then talked about a lot of new concepts:

For example, the farther apart the two genes are, the greater the difference, and the better they are mixed together. For example, a mixed-race Chinese and a German is much better than a German-French mixed-race.

He also gave examples that everyone can see: for example, mixed-race people are naturally stronger, smarter, more beautiful, and more resistant than the average person:

"Animal breeds are valued for purity, while human 'breeds' are valued for miscellaneous. Many purebred animals, such as ornamental dogs, are precisely the most failed deformed products in evolutionary history. If it weren't for the human intervention in their genes in order to satisfy their own curiosity**, nature would not have evolved such a failed thing. These purebred things can't survive more than three days in nature. Human beings have different requirements, and we humans only have three criteria for judging the best races: whether they are smart, whether they are strong, and whether they are beautiful. Therefore, everyone, while you are glad that you are the best race in the West, please do not forget to see the East, where the best race is we Chinese. ”

After Xiang Xiaoqiang's tirade was over, there was silence in the restaurant. Everyone was staring blankly at him. Not only the Germans, but even the members of the delegation who came with him, as well as Qiu Yu, also looked at him in a daze, and they were all stunned by his "new ethnography".

Xiang Xiaoqiang doesn't know if there is a theory about genes and mixed-race children at this time, but one thing is certain: even if there is, only a few scholars know it, and these ordinary people and politicians don't know it. Although the Nazis also paid attention to the theory of ethnography, their ethnographic theory remained at the level of "the Aryans were the descendants of the Norse gods".

It is clear that these Nazi races have been refreshed by these words. For them, it's like a brainstorm.

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After the meeting, Goebbels sent a car to take them back to the hotel.

Qiu Yu and the three old advisors were very curious about his knowledge of the race, and kept asking him where he learned it. It's so new. Although unheard of, it sounds very reasonable. Moreover, if you take this "gene" or something, many problems can be explained.

"If that's true, it's about to catch up with evolution."

Wang Hexiang said half-jokingly.

waved his hand to Xiaoqiang and smiled:

"Oops, it's not that mysterious. These are a few miscellaneous books that I flipped through in the early years, and it was very interesting to read what was written on them, so I remembered them. Just now, I was also fooling around. To be honest, if it weren't for their long and short race, I wouldn't have told them these things. ”

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At ten o'clock in the evening, just as Xiang Xiaoqiang was about to go to bed, Heydrich suddenly came to visit.

"Lord Count," he said, smiling with envious eyes, "I want to congratulate you. ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang stared at him, guessing from the face of the blonde beast. Slowly, there was a sense of foreboding.

Seeing that he did not speak, Heydrich smiled, then stood on his feet and said very solemnly:

"Your Excellency, tomorrow morning at ten o'clock you will be received by the Führer."