Chapter 3, the Quartet is half expensive
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The second time in his life that Shixun originally longed for turned out to be a physiology popularization class - the teacher was of course himself, and the student was only Guan Si...... Hmm, that sounds like evil......
Guan Si really didn't understand anything, in comparison, Cao Miao, who was on the wedding night that day, should have received some superficial education from her mother in advance, at least knowing that the couple could have children not only lying together...... When Guan Si's big eyes flashed with curiosity and listened to Shixun's class, Shixun felt that he was really evil and wanted to instill this kind of knowledge in a little Luo Li......
All in all, in this era, at this age, Shi Xun can be said to be an expert in that aspect, but what he gave Xiao Luo Li was only a basic popularization course, and a lot of related knowledge - what position, posture, G-spot, scientific name and function of each part, had to be omitted for the time being. He just let little Luo Li understand that you can't have sex during the menstrual period, so he said that he would come to me when you get better......
That night, the two slept together. It was Xun Xin who said that even if Cao Miao arrived tomorrow, she would mistakenly think that I had pushed down Xiao Luoli, so there was no reason not to recognize this family business, and she wanted to drive Guan Si away.
Of course, Cao Miao would not arrive the next day, and after waiting for another four days, Guan Si had not come to report that the menstrual period had passed, so this real housewife hurried to Juancheng. She also brought with her more than a dozen servants—including the six swords-wielding bridal maids—and seven or eight carriages, loaded with various cages. The housekeeper fish is really overjoyed, these days in order to maintain the food and clothing of this large family, he digs the east wall to make up the west wall. To think something through. There are even several more gray hairs. Now I have received such a large sum of money out of thin air. While counting the points, he steals fun, as if the money is not the owner's Xun, but his own.
Looking at the emptiness, he quietly reported to Shi Xun: "The total price is about 120,000 or 30,000 yuan...... I don't know how much it cost the master to hire at the beginning? Shixun thought about it and replied to him: "About 50,000 yuan." He smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth: "What a big profit." It was Xun Xin who said that it was because Cao Hong held a wedding banquet and invited countless guests in order to win over the family in Xuzhou. How can this money not be earned?
Cao Miao just entered the house, and immediately put on the prestige of the master's mother, and called the servants one by one to calculate their expenses and remuneration. Shi Xun was afraid that she would have some conflict with Guan Si, so he asked Xiao Luoli to hide in Guan Hai's house first, and deliberately did not let her come to see the eldest woman under the pretext of taking care of her father's injury. Cao Miao didn't say anything, but looking at her expression, it was obvious that she was a little unhappy.
That night, Xiao Beisheng was newly married. The couple had been tied for a long time. After the incident, Jixun felt a little tired, closed his eyes and planned to sleep. Who would have thought that Cao Miao was still full of energy, and while leaning sideways around his arm, he asked, "Did the husband just have a round sex with the Guan family a few days ago?" ”
When Shi Xun heard this, he immediately opened his eyes: "Who sued you?" "Is it Kangmin? She is really a spy sent by your Cao family! Cao Miao pouted: "The concubine is a housewife, can't you still inquire about these things?" Rest assured, I won't let you drive her away even though you've made an appointment—but why didn't she dare not come to see me today? ”
Yes Xun said that his father was seriously ill and was busy taking care of him, which was understandable. Cao Miao sneered: "That Guan Hai is not just injured - I heard that Guan Yu Fujun has the grace to save his life, I don't know what happened, maybe he and his concubine know?" ”
Yes Xun let out a long sigh, and said in his heart that he couldn't sleep tonight, okay, then I will tell you in detail about the incident that escorted the Cao family and his son to Yanzhou that day, was robbed by assassins on the way, and was rescued by Guan Si and Bai Lao Wu - of course, omitting the relevant plot of escaping with his pants on.
Cao Miao was silent for a long time after listening to this past. But as soon as Xun was a little confused, she opened her mouth again: "Even so, didn't the husband also persuade Cao Yanzhou to spare Guan Hai's life?" Is it necessary to take a female steward in order to repay the favor? After all, his family is ugly after all, even if it is a concubine, he will not be on the door......"
It's Xun Xindao I want to tell you that I like that little Luoli, I guess you can't understand it, so simply: "Get the grace of people's dripping water, and repay it as a spring." Cao Miao smiled and said: "Presumably, the Guan girl is a charming beauty, so the husband can't bear to refuse...... Tomorrow I will let the concubine see her. ”
Shi Xun had no choice but to perfunctory: "Okay, okay, I'll definitely let you meet - it's too late, go to sleep, I have to go to the state office tomorrow morning." ”
So when he got up the next morning, he had to call Guan Si over to meet Cao Miao. Cao Miao was taken aback when she saw Xiao Luoli, and couldn't help but turn her head to look at Shi Xun: "I don't know how young the Guan family is?" When it became clear that Guan Si was born in the same year as her, and even a month older than her, she was even more surprised, originally squinted with rather lazy eyes, and stared as big as quail eggs.
It was Xun Xin who said that when you stared at it, you looked a bit like your cousin Cao Cao...... But theoretically, Cao Cao is not related to Cao Hong and Cao Bao? Or is it that the Cao family and the Xiahou family have been married for generations, and the DNA has long been a mess?
Guan Si casually saluted, stayed for a while and went out. Cao Miao frowned and said to Shi Xun: "After all, this woman is from a humble background and has no manners, and the concubine must teach her." "Yes Xun said that it is okay to teach, you have to pay attention to the ways and means, Guan Si is used to being wild after all, and her martial arts are strong, don't force her to do it with you in a hurry. Just a little intimidation, and then hurriedly escaped from the village courtyard and went to work in Juancheng.
But this whole day he was not steady, and finally stayed up until the end of work, hurriedly stepped on his mount, and went out of the city to return to the village. As soon as he entered Zhuangzi, he hurriedly ran over to report: "Master, it's not good, the master mother took her maids, each with a sword, and ran to the side courtyard where the Guan girl lived!" ”
Shixun's frightening was not trivial, so he quickly dismounted, lifted his clothes, and went straight to the remote. When I entered the courtyard gate, I heard the sound of shouting, and when I went in, I saw that Guan Si and Cao Miao were all rolling up their sleeves and carrying big knives, just fighting in one place!
It's too late to see who is strong and who is weak, who has the upper hand and who is inferior. Hurriedly ran over to block it. was unexpectedly turned around by the two daughters at the same time. The tongue bloomed with spring thunder, and he shouted: "Get out!" He was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and his crown was crooked, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
The two daughters were powerful at the same time, and the word "roll" came out, and then they all felt that it was a little inappropriate, and they each took two steps back at the moment. Guan Si glanced at Shixun. He turned his head and glared at Cao Miao fiercely, Cao Miao glared back, and at the same time instructed the maidservants: "Don't hurry up and help your son-in-law up." ”
The two maidservants held back their laughter, hurried over, and picked up Shixun left and right. It was Xun who took a long breath, and said in his heart, what did he say, why did he actually fight? People travel back to three wives and four concubines, and even more beauties throw themselves into their arms, no matter how capable they are before marriage and how much character they have. As soon as he got into bed, he became gentle and graceful, like a bird. And they still get along well with each other, how did you come to me, and I was lucky enough to see the wonder of the battle between wives and concubines!
Is he too unlucky, or is Lao Tzu too unsuccessful, and he is embarrassed by the traversal? originally thought that it was a heresy of the times to just play with a sword, but I didn't expect that Cao Miao, who was born in a big family, was not just wearing a sword for fun, but also played a few times. Half of this savage girlfriend has to be considered a special interest, and the whole thing is too much, Lao Tzu is good here, and it should be the two of you directly - God, how much do you like to play with me!
Seeing that the husband's power is about to be completely trampled on by the second daughter, will there still be its own status in this family in the future? He hurriedly pulled the placket of his clothes, straightened his head, and tried to straighten his face: "What kind of system!" Greeted Cao Miao: "You give me out!" ”
Cao Miao's eyebrows frowned, as if she was going to cry on the spot, and as if she was going to swing a knife to "murder her husband", and said hatefully: "The concubine is an eldest woman, husband, you shouldn't ......" Shi Xun gritted his teeth and glared back: "This hospital is where the Guan family lives, you come out first, someone has something to say!" ”
At that moment, Cao Miao was discharged from the hospital, and ordered her to put down the ring knife in her hand for the time being, and then avoided those maids, and asked, "Why is this so?" Why the fight? Cao Miao's eyes turned red, and she pretended to be pitiful and replied: "The Guan girl is very rude, and the concubine wanted to teach her etiquette, but she didn't want her to fight against each other...... The concubine is an eldest woman, can she be bullied?! ”
Yes Xun said that you are an eldest woman, and your background is nobler than her, how dare she bully you? Cao Miao snorted coldly: "Yellow Turban remnant, what else can't be done?" ”
Shixun didn't plan to figure out the rights and wrongs of this - when a woman quarrels or even fights, can she really figure out the cause and effect, and distinguish who is right and who is wrong? He had no choice but to persuade Cao Miao: "Can't you be like the emperor and the young, love each other and work together?" Cao Miao glared: "Which woman is Huang Ying again?!" ”
Shi Xun couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and it took a long time to react, and he asked, "What books did you read when you were in your mother's house?" Cao Miao's face changed slightly, and she snorted: "I haven't read any books...... " Shi Xun took her hand at the moment, pulled her into the study in three or two steps, and took a book from the shelf and handed it over: "I'll listen to it." ”
Cao Miao hesitantly took the bamboo slip, unfolded it and glanced at it, quickly turned it upside down again, and stammered and read: "Volume 7, Biography 2...... King Wu, Wang Yin (縯) - 寅 (縯) character Bosheng, Wang, Wang ...... In the last years, there was a great drought in the world, and the emperor and locusts ...... Heaven, thieves swarmed, and the Quartet was expensive (routed) and half (side) ......"
It's half of your mother's money! There are not many rare words in this "Dongguan Han Ji", and it is pronounced like this, and even the eating belt is blinded by so many words, and half of the whole child is illiterate...... "When we met in the snow in the counties that day, you recited the sentence of 'picking and picking Rongmu', and wanted my poems - who taught you?" ”
Cao Miao hung her head, glanced at Shi Xun, and replied in a low voice, "My father taught me to say it." Shi Xun picked up the incense hanging on his waist again: "This bag ......" Cao Miao's eyes lit up: "Has the husband always been with him?" This sac is indeed embroidered by the concubine...... the words on it? "Yes, my mother taught me to embroider ......"
Who would have thought that he meowed, who would have thought that the dignified lady of the Cao family would be semi-literate! This is not the era of "women are virtuous if they are not talented", of course, the young lady of the big family does not require everyone to be like the second lady of the family, familiar with the scriptures and history, but you have to recognize the basic words, right? How many ancient poems that pay attention to women's morality, right? You have to know the story of the ancient virtuous woman of Empress E and Nuying, right? Well, I thought I was marrying a young woman in literature and art, but I ended up marrying a silly girl with a junior high school education level!
It's wide, it's all your sin! Cao Bao, what a big lie you told in order to marry your daughter! Lao Tzu must not be reconciled with you! (To be continued)