Chapter Ninety-Five: Xiaocao Enters Beijing (19)

The bright girl burped, and felt that it was a little inappropriate to burp in front of outsiders as a girl, so she quickly covered her mouth with her little white hand. Seeing Zhou Xiaocao's indifferent appearance, he put down his hand and said, "What, I invited you to dinner, but you still want to ask me for money?" You've been too ruthless this week. ”

I'm dizzy, why did Zhou Papi tell her to know? It seems that she said that she knows more about herself, and it is true.

Zhou Xiaocao was finally embarrassed, but his face only blushed slightly, and then he returned to the original state: "What, you have invited me to dinner, and you haven't asked this sister yet, how to call it?" ”

The bright girl was surprised: "You call me sister? Do you know how old I am, you call me sister? It's really not ashamed, have you seen girls like this? ”

Zhou Xiaocao immediately straightened his chest, made a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and said, "Where can it!" Isn't this mainly my sister, your country is beautiful and fragrant, so my brother and I lost my square inch, so I screamed nonsense? ”

The bright girl stared at him noncommittally, yawned, and said, "No matter what you call it, I'm sleepy and I'm going back to sleep." ”

Looking at the figure of the girl walking downstairs without looking back, Zhou Xiaocao was a little stunned, I don't know if it was for the free lunch just now, or I couldn't let go of this beautiful little goblin.

"That's leaving?"

Zhou Xiaocao muttered, and Yan Qixia beside her said, "Lang Jun, do you want the slave family to follow, and see where she lives?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao pressed down with his hand and said, "No need! I'm an innocent little virgin with ice and jade, how can I think about a little girl? Let's go, we still have to save people. ”

Out of the box, Zhou Xiaocao also subconsciously glanced at the "Red Dust Drunk" box, which was already empty, and couldn't help but think in his heart.

When the two of them got out of the restaurant, they were stopped by Xiao Er: "This guest officer is invited!" ”

Facing Xiao Er with a smile on his face, Zhou Xiaocao's tone was also kind, but he thought in his heart, these people don't know how to do business anymore, these doorkeepers and waiters are all male animals, and they should find some beautiful women to fill the faΓ§ade. He didn't know that his thinking was hundreds of years ahead of the people here.

Zhou Xiaocao asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter?" ”

Xiao Er said with a smile: "This guest officer, but you just came out of 'Yang Liuyi'?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao bowed his head and said: "Exactly! ”

Xiao Er breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "That's right!" Ling Mei has already said just now, you will settle the bill, your account is a total of forty-six taels and three dollars, and the three dollars will not be collected, give forty-six taels. ”

"What?"

Zhou Xiaocao's mouth was wide open, and she was about to stuff a kiwi into it: "This girl doesn't give money for dinner?" That little two, if I say she's not my sister, I don't know her at all, I don't know her name, believe it or not? ”

Xiao Er smiled and shook his head.

Zhou Xiaocao sighed and said, "I don't believe it if I change it!" Why do you say I'm so cheap, what do you want to do with your sister! Really, my brother hasn't responded yet, and he already owes forty-six taels of silver. ”

Although he has thousands of taels of silver on him, who is he Zhou Xiaocao? That's the famous "Zhou Papi" in Cangzhou City! It's not so easy to get money out of his hands!

What did you say? Don't give money? Zhou Xiaocao is not a fool, he can open such a big restaurant in the capital, if you want to say that there is no support from the powerful behind it, he doesn't believe it if he kills Zhou Xiaocao! Not to mention in ancient times, even in modern times, if you want to do ordinary business, if you want to do such a profiteering business, such as entertainment cities, nightclubs, etc., or go off the beaten path, make peace with medical institutions, make some black money, etc., and no one is behind it? Just wait to die!

Zhou Xiaocao asked tentatively: "What's that, can you keep the account first?" ”

The little second didn't speak, just looked at Zhou Xiaocao with a smile, it was really a posture of not fighting back and scolding and not returning the mouth, but there was one thing - check out!

Faced with such a role, Zhou Xiaocao had no choice but to use a killer trick and shouted: "Shopkeeper!" ”

A shrewd middle-aged man immediately came over, first saluted Zhou Xiaocao, and said, "I don't know if this guest officer has summoned the villain, what is the matter?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao's eyes rolled, and he put his mouth to the shopkeeper's ear and said, "Do you want to make money?" Make good money! ”

The shopkeeper immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao had a bottom in his heart, smiled mysteriously, and said, "I'll give you an idea to ensure that you make money every day!" ”

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "That's a good dare, please give this master advice!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao also smiled, smiling very sweetly, the feeling of winning is in hand, just one word, cool!

Zhou Xiaocao whispered: "Then you look at this checkout thing, huh?" ”

The shopkeeper stared at Zhou Xiaocao with a smile and said, "Then ask the guest officer to settle the account first." ”

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Zhou Xiaocao's nose was almost crooked, and he said in a loud voice: "I said that you are really a person, listen to my idea, and earn a few hundred taels of silver a day, why are you entangled with dozens of taels of silver?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "One yard to one yard, money to money, friendship to friendship, this is the truth of businessmen such as me." It's you, even if the prince comes, the account will still be settled. ”

From winning the ticket to returning from a feather in the hand, Zhou Xiaocao's smiling face was even more ugly than crying, and he took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels from his arms and handed it to the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper was just about to reach out to pick it up, but Zhou Xiaocao suddenly said, "Slow!" ”

The shopkeeper asked neatly, "What's wrong?" What else does this guest officer command? ”

The corners of Zhou Xiaocao's mouth grinned, and he made up a bitter and hateful expression, and said, "Is there an invoice for what?" ”

Speaking of this invoice, there is an allusion.

Well, an official went on a trip to a small country in Eastern Europe, where prostitution is legal (as if most influential countries in the world are legal, except for China), and several prostitutes stopped him. This guy couldn't help but be a little moved when he saw so many foreign girls with strange appearances. While he was hesitating, a brown-haired girl said word by word, "You-far-piano!" ”

You, distant, piano?

What does that mean?

It wasn't until she repeated it again that he understood. It turned out that this foreign girl spoke in Chinese: "There is an invoice!" ”

As a result, of course, this official hugged left and right, so it was not lively. Jumping up and down, each performing its own duties, each doing its best. In the end, the invoice was issued, and they returned to China for reimbursement, and everyone was happy.

Therefore, Zhou Xiaocao asked the shopkeeper for an invoice, once he found that sister, when he asked her for money, he would have a voucher. Well, just open fifty taels? Damn, you're so stingy! Why do you have to open eighty taels, right? Eighty taels? You're wrong! Do you think, if she is willing to pay eighty taels for the master of a meal, will she care about paying another eighty taels? Well, there is no best, only the most expensive! If you get out, you will open eighty-one taels!

As a result, of course, there are no invoices. At this time, who the hell knows what the invoice is? Can you eat that?

Holding the silver recovered, it was heavy in his hand, just like Zhou Xiaocao's mood at this time. The silver was rubbed back and forth in his hand, and a silver bean leaked out of his fingers. A beggar at his feet immediately picked it up and kowtowed to Zhou Xiaocao: "Thank you, thank you for this kind young master?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao doesn't look like a person in the capital when he hears the accent, but like our pimple. After taking a closer look, he was suddenly shocked: "Ximen blowing snow?!" ”