Chapter 39: Laughing, crying, laughing until coughing up blood
Qiankun World, Kyoto City of the Tenmu Kingdom, a new kind of door pair, swept the city.
As the inventor of the Qiankun world, or the founder of the mountain, Ye Xiaochen actually covered his face with his hands.
It was really Ye Xiaochen who looked at these door pairs, which was beyond his imagination.
The door pair that is being posted in Ye Fu, the left book: the national capital guards, and the right book: the military guards the capital.
This Ye Xiaochen can still accept it, after all, the meaning is still very smooth, and he is speechless with a few door pairs on the opposite side.
There are also several official residences opposite the Ye Mansion, and Ye Xiaochen doesn't know exactly what the official is, but if he can be on the outside of the Protector General's Mansion, then this official should not be lower than the fourth grade.
On the leftmost side, on the pillars on both sides of the door, the left book: the flower falls and the courtyard falls, and the right book: the courtyard flies and falls the flowers.
The second house on the left, on both sides of the porch, the left book: Zhuzhiqi Inner House, the right book: Funai Zhizhu Bamboo.
"Poof, haha" Ye Xiaochen couldn't help it after reading this, and he didn't know who wrote it, I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional.
Seven pigs in the house......
The smiling Ye Xiaochen's gaze had not yet shifted, and from the second door on the left, several officials in official uniforms walked out, and Ye Xiaochen saw the shape, "Poof, cough!" "I choked on my saliva.
The officials all had round bellies......
After a while, Ye Xiaochen eased up and continued to look to the right.
Maybe it's because of the mental effect or feng shui, the gate of the Ye Mansion is facing each other, and there are no other mansion gates, so you can only see two on the left, two on the right, and no matter how far away, you can't see clearly.
The second house on the right, the left book on the door of the house: Snow Night Snow, right book: Snow Night Night Snow.
This is the essence of the palindrome, Ye Xiaochen said secretly.
The first one on the right, both sides of the house door are also being posted, it is estimated that they have just bought back, and a couplet on the left has been pasted: the book is painted with a tree, and the one on the right has not yet been pasted.
But Ye Xiaochen thought about it for a while, and "......" Ye Xiaochen burst into tears.
It's really going to laugh and cry.
The unpasted lower link should be "Wood Tree Painting on the Book." ”
The sow will go up the tree!!
Ye Xiaochen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, he couldn't laugh anymore, he guessed that this writing would not be the same person as the second family on the left, this TM is too talented, and it is too bad!
What Ye Xiaochen admires the most is the first person on the right to buy this door, isn't he afraid that his master will cut off his head in anger!
After Ye Xiaochen finished reading these five door pairs, he only felt that his thinking limited his imagination, and now that this door pair has become so popular, there must be some hilarious door pairs, so he decided to go to the natural residence first.
Since this pair has been so popular, it is conceivable what kind of scene the birthplace of the door pair should be, but there is no doubt that the business of the natural home must be extremely hot now.
It seems that this step of my own attempt has worked well.
Ye Xiaochen rubbed his stiff face vigorously and walked in the direction of the natural residence.
Along the way, Ye Xiaochen found that many shops had already posted the door pairs, but some of them were not pasted, after all, this thing is hot for a while, and I don't know what will happen in the future, and some guys are stepping on chairs and pasting them.
This Kyoto is actually very lively, and this door pair is various, strange, and even repeated, but Ye Xiaochen found that these door pairs are all five-character palindromes without exception, and no others have appeared, or they have appeared, but he didn't see them.
As the founder of the Qiankun World Door Pair, Ye Xiaochen looked at the various door pairs along the way, and felt that his literary reserve was so low.
Usually it might only take half an hour to travel, but this time it took about an hour and a half, and Ye Xiaochen, who walked to the front of the natural residence, felt so tired. As he expected, there were six and seven characters, but without exception they were all palindromes.
Laugh, you can really laugh until you cough up blood, you can really laugh at the dead!
It was as if the whole of Kyoto had been plunged into a sea of doors overnight.
"Purple sand is a house, and a house is purple."
"Flowers fly in the sky, flowers fly in the sky."
"The red persimmon is suitable for eating, and the red persimmon is suitable for eating."
"Beauty is beautiful and beautiful is beautiful, and painting is beautiful and beautiful."
…… I saw too much along the way, and Ye Xiaochen laughed and cried a lot.
I'm going to be a fool......
Eat a red shit......
And so on and so forth.
Therefore, Ye Xiaochen was tired of laughing, and he stopped looking at the door pairs later, and then he also saw several stalls selling door pairs, and there was still an endless stream of people buying.
Ye Xiaochen inquired about the price, a door pair, it cost 500 Wen, Ye Xiaochen almost fainted, miscalculated, he really didn't expect this couplet to be so popular, otherwise he seized the opportunity, and now he has almost half of the money he needs.
Some people who were distracted came to the door of the natural residence, today's natural residence is no longer as deserted as yesterday, and two shopkeepers who Ye Xiaochen had never seen stood on both sides of the door of the inn.
"The room is full, diners can enter the ......," two men led at the door.
Ye Xiaochen didn't go in, and when he saw that the business of Natural Residence was so hot, he was a little relieved, and when the "boss" Liu Quansheng and his father came to Kyoto, they would almost have start-up capital.
Ye Xiaochen turned around and left, and at the door of the natural residence, Sun Dafu, the shopkeeper, brought two young people from another direction, Sun Dafu swept in the direction of Ye Xiaochen's departure, and after a pause at the foot of the inn, he poked his head out and looked in that direction, but Ye Xiaochen's back was already submerged in the flow of people.
Sun Dafu flashed with doubts, and continued to walk into the inn with the two young men.
"Xiaohu, take them to change clothes, and I'll follow you in the future!"
"Okay, second uncle!" The tiger-headed little tiger said happily.
Sun Dafu looked at the overcrowded inn, and felt satisfied, he really didn't expect that just overnight, his inn would become like this, this life is really amazing.
Then in his mind, he couldn't help but think of the confident and mysterious young man of yesterday again. It was him, turning his hands into clouds and turning his hands into rain, a few words that changed everything, and also changed the atmosphere of the whole of Kyoto.
Who are you?
On the way back to Ye's Mansion, Ye Xiaochen didn't dare to look at those door pairs anymore, he was really afraid to see some strange and superb god pairs, and then laughed until he vomited blood.
Half an hour later, Ye Xiaochen returned to the Protector General's Mansion, he stood still in front of the door, looked at the pairs on the pillars on both sides of the porch, and shook his head speechlessly, how could such a pair be worthy of Ye Mansion.
Hurriedly walked into the Ye Mansion and went to the east chamber of the housekeeper Agui.
As for yesterday's palpitations, after he was ready to change his mentality, it was no longer so strong, after all, Uncle Gui was his grandfather's soldier, and the chief housekeeper of Ye Mansion for more than ten years.