Chapter 2 Hanging Neck Talent

The last life is worth remembering.

Qin Kan remembered that he was a small white-collar worker who often traveled on business, often rushing around the plane, that day on the passenger plane, he sat in the first class cabin and the beautiful and delicate flight attendant was eyebrows, the two sides had exchanged phone numbers, and they could almost talk about which five-star hotel to make an appointment after getting off the plane, but he was itchy and unbearable, and slipped into the pantry of the plane while people were not paying attention, and touched the flight attendant's round and straight buttocks, and planned to say a few words of love that were more numb and crispy than sweat medicine. The plane suddenly shook violently a few times, and then it was dark in front of him, and a violent explosion sounded, Qin Kan lost consciousness, and when he woke up again, he was hanging under the beam of the seventeenth year of Hongzhi in the Ming Dynasty, hanging in the air of the feudal dynasty......

This story tells us a profound truth.

Don't play hooligan on the plane, even if the girl is willing, the consequences are very serious.

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Spring in Gangnam is a rainy season.

The rain is thin and long, like a lover's hand, gently wandering on the lover's body, lingering and compassionate.

The sky was gloomy, and the gray mist shrouded the sky over the fields, making people feel a strange depression in their hearts.

In the field, Qin Kan looked up at the sky, sighed infinitely, and muttered to himself: "There is no telephone, no TV, no karaoke escort lady......"

Behind the sound of small footsteps, a little girl of six or seven years old, dressed in gray homespun clothes, who could only be regarded as having complete facial features at best, walked by with a cow leading a cow from the field, and when she turned her head to look at him, she looked timid.

Qin Kanyi glanced at her with interest, and sighed again: "Lori has it, but it's a pity that she is too unsexy to dress, and there is more snot on her face......"

It's been a few days since he crossed over, and Qin Kan naturally recognized this little Lori.

She doesn't have a big name, and the people in the village call her Tiger Girl.

Qin Kan stood on the edge of the ridge, looking at this little Lori who looked left and right and didn't have any potential to captivate the country and the city when she grew up, and the corners of her mouth suddenly flashed a strange smile.

Since waking up, Qin Kan has a stomach full of questions, but he doesn't dare to ask, he is afraid that he will be regarded as a heretic by the villagers.

Heresies generally only have the fate of being burned to death.

The little girl in front of him may be able to clear up his doubts.

Why do you dare to ask only children?

Because she is small and fragile, she has been going through the entire Qinzhuang several times, and the only thing that can make him find a sense of superiority in terms of force value is probably the little Lori in front of him.

"Tiger girl, come here!" Qin Kan beckoned to the tiger girl with a smile.

The tiger girl looked at him timidly, hesitated and moved over step by step.

Holding the dirty little hand of the tiger girl, Qin Kan smiled kindly, like a rainbow after the rain in the south of the Yangtze River.

Qin Kan pulled left and right from inside the robe, and took out a large handful of dates that had been stolen from other people's jujube trees in the afternoon.

Hu Niu looked at the cyan dates in his hand and swallowed hard.

Qin Kan smiled more and more amiably.

This is a little girl who can trick her into watching a goldfish with a lollipop, which is very cost-effective.

"Tiger girl, shall we play a game?"

Tiger Niu nodded.

"I asked, you answered, you will be rewarded with a date if you answer correctly, and you will be punished for answering wrongly, and you will be punished for accompanying me to see the goldfish......"

After a pause, looking at Hu Niu's face, which had nothing to do with the country and the city, Qin Kan, who had a light and elegant taste, changed his words very rationally, and sighed gloomily: "...... It's okay if you answer wrong, as long as you don't force me to watch the goldfish with you. ”

Tiger Girl certainly can't refuse such a tempting game.

Qin Kan looked at her and said, "First question, why did I hang myself yesterday afternoon?" ”

This question is very profound, because Qin Kan crossed over yesterday afternoon, and when he woke up, he was hanging from the beam, and he wanted to know what happened to the previous owner of his body, so that his way of crossing became so fierce and passionate. …,

Hu Niu bit her fingers and thought for a while, and said softly: "Ah Gong said that you have been dismissed from your reputation......"

Qin Kan shook his head and nodded slowly.

This reason is logically reasonable, ancient scholars seem to attach great importance to the thing of fame, once lost, it is normal to hang himself, and it is called abnormal to hang himself like him and not die.

Thinking about the discussion of the villagers just now, offended the prefect's son, was dismissed from his fame, and even lost his family's wealth, such a situation is not only a bleak future, it is simply desperate, Qin Kan feels that a normal person will choose to hang himself, to be honest, now after knowing his own situation, Qin Kan also has an urge to continue to hang himself, if God gives face, it is best to cross over to a handsome and rich emperor or prince next time......

A jujube was sent out, and the tiger girl stuffed it into her mouth without wiping it, chewing it rattling, and the juice splashed around her mouth.

"Second question...... How is my reputation in the village? The folks like me very much, right? Qin Kan continued to tempt little Lori with dates.

This question is also very necessary, the blow he has suffered before is already very heavy, Qin Kan hopes to hear some good words, and hopes that his image in the eyes of outsiders is a little taller and more brilliant, at least he should not be a person who has not departed from low-level interests.

Hu Niu blinked her eyes and thought for a while, nodded and said seriously: "Ah Gong and the clan uncles all say that Xianggong is a talented man who has only been produced in Qinzhuang for a hundred years, and he is a Wenqu star, and you look very handsome, everyone likes you......"

Qin Kan's musty face finally showed the first smile brighter than the sun from yesterday to now.

Hu Niu's grandfather should be an elder-level wise figure in the village, his words are very objective, and he has a high level of wisdom.

couldn't help touching his handsome face, Qin Kan said happily: "I like myself too, believe it or not, I was woken up by myself this morning......"

Obviously, Qin Kan was happy too early, and Hu Niu's next words trampled him from heaven to hell.

"But...... Since yesterday, Ah Gong and the uncles have been calling you 'Hanging Neck Xiucai' behind your back, what is Hanging Neck Xiucai? ”

Qin Kan's smile froze, and his hands trembled faintly.

He didn't know whether to strangle the little kid in front of him or her grandfather......

"The last two questions...... Qin Kan took out a handful of copper coins from his arms, which was all his remaining belongings so far, and looked at Hu Niu with anticipation: "How much money did I lose to others?" Also, why am I so poor? ”

Tiger Girl: "............"

Qin Kanwei is really embarrassed by Hu Niu, the first question belongs to the economic category, Hu Niu will definitely not care about how much property Qin Xianggong's family has, the second question belongs to the category of philosophy, there are many reasons for poverty, such as the world view is too biased, there are differences with the values of others, do not understand open source or do not know how to throttle and so on.

Who knew that Hu Niu actually knew the answer to the second question, she stared at the copper coin in Qin Kan's hand with stupid eyes, bit her lower lip and said timidly: "If I say it, can you give me what you have in your hand?" ”

Qin Kan raised his eyebrows and raised his two hands: "Do you want dates in your left hand or copper coins in your right hand?" ”

"Both." Tiger Girl is obviously not as silly as it seems on the surface.

"Okay." Qin Kan was so generous that he was in a mess.

Hu Niu immediately took the money and dates from him, stuffed them all into his arms, and then giggled: "My grandfather said that there are generally two reasons why people are poor, one is lazy, and the other is stupid, which one do you think you belong to?" ”

Qin Kan touched his nose in distress, he suddenly found that he was so poor for what he wanted, and he took it all because of these two reasons.

The tiger girl took copper coins and dates, like a little fox who had stolen a hundred chickens, giggled and ran away.

Qin Kan touched his nose for a long time with a bitter face, looked at the excited figure of the tiger girl, and suddenly laughed.

Childhood, so good.

It is so innocent, immaculate, and wonderful, it deserves all the beautiful words in the world to describe it, and the childhood of ancient people is the same.

Qin Kan sighed a few words, and then ran towards the tiger girl with a smile.

The rain in the south of the Yangtze River is still so lingering......

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