Section 61 North Wind Chill
This year's cold wind is destined not to blow for too long, the heat of the world will melt the ice quickly, Chang'an is full of wandering crowds, when Yun Huan came out of the steamy bun shop, it was already a little late, and I didn't go to school all day today, and I don't know if my mother will know.
He hated going to school, he hated every word that came out of his husband's mouth, he would rather read a book than listen to his husband tell those boring truths, and in his opinion, hunting in the mountains was much better than reading.
Yun Huan is completely different from his brother Yun Shou, he has already shown a different personality at a young age, and he likes to stay with girls the most, such as the daughter of the owner of this steamed bun shop.
I asked for a drawer of steamed buns from the morning, sat until the evening, until I had to go home, and then reluctantly left the steamed bun shop, naturally, he didn't eat the food in the steamed bun shop, the steamed buns here and the steamed buns at home can't be compared at all, this is the third day he came to the steamed bun shop.
On the way home, Yun Huan looked at Yun Cai in a daze, and he didn't realize it when he bumped into passers-by, he was thinking about a very important question, that is, why did he marry Cheng Huahua!
To be honest, if Huahua doesn't like to pick up the board axe, she is still a lovely beauty, why does she like the board axe? As long as the girl picks up the axe, the beauty of her body will disappear completely, and the rest can only be fierce.
This family affair was set by Daddy himself, Grandpa Cheng and Uncle Cheng all agreed, so no one can change this matter, if it is ordered by the mother, maybe there will be room for discussion with Daddy, but now that Daddy has come forward in person, the fairy Lao Tzu has no choice.
Three days ago, my father sent a letter back from the distant Western Regions, but he didn't say anything about himself, but just asked his mother to send the dowry to Cheng's house now, and completely finalized his marriage.
It was when Yun Huan was lamenting. As soon as his ears tightened, the eldest sister Yundui appeared in front of him and grabbed his ears and refused to let go. "Xiao Huan, you are dead, my mother is angry at home, my eldest brother and I have been sent out to find you, you can't escape today's beating. Come back with me. "Why are you looking for me, not the money housekeeper?" "You don't come, how many times has Steward Qian been tricked by you, sue you, Sister Xiao Wu is also here today, I heard my mother say it herself, and I am going to ask Xiao Wu to teach you personally." "Oh!" Yun Huan immediately screamed when he heard this, no one in this world is as terrifying as Sister Xiao Wu, he has always grown up in the shadow of Sister Xiao Wu since he was a child.
Sister Lady is very nice. will bring a lot of fun and delicious food to herself, give what she wants, and even accompany herself to hunt in the mountains, but Sister Xiao Wu is different, she is simply a demon who eats people and does not spit out bones.
Yun Huan couldn't beat Yun Dui, so he had to obediently follow his sister home dejectedly, and when he arrived at the door, he saw the servants of the Di family carrying large bags and small bags, and Yun Huan's face twitched twice. Now it's completely over, and Sister Xiao Wu is going to live at home for a while. It seems that everything Yun Dui said has come true.
I'd rather be beaten by my mother than tortured under Xiao Wu's hands, because I am not Xiao Wu's sister's opponent in terms of intelligence or force, and the most terrifying thing is that she has a very itchy itch medicine in her hand, and she just steals her shirt and smells it, and she is tricked. I itched for a whole day, and I couldn't relieve it by taking a shower eight times a day, and I didn't dare to say it to others, so I could only toss around the house alone.
Yun Huan likes beautiful flowers and melodious piano sounds. I like the rich fragrance, I like beautiful people, I like almost everything in the world, except for the beautiful Sister Xiao Wu, Yun Huan found that Sister Xiao Wu has a special temperament, that is, evil, very evil.
The reason why he likes to go to that steamed bun shop is that he likes to see the little girl in the steam, and he feels that at that moment, the little girl is like a goddess descending to earth, and she is incredibly beautiful. "Get on your knees!"
Hearing this familiar voice, Yun Huan habitually knelt down, and then there was the burning sensation of the feather duster on his body, the clothes in the winter were thick, and his mother's strength still didn't hurt him, so he couldn't shout now, he had to wait until his mother was angry.
It's strange that there is no punishment for not eating today, and they were all prepared, but now they suddenly don't, which makes Yun Huan's heart vigilant. "Xiao Huan, you have to be obedient in the future, obediently follow your sister to study, don't be naughty anymore, do you see what your teacher has become angry, do you want to change it from now on?"
Mother's beating is not as good as Sister Xiao Wu's two sentences, in this family, Sister Xiao Wu can almost be half of the master, the eldest lady in the family is not so much Yun Dui, but Xiao Wu, and now she is married a long time ago and she is still so annoying. "Master, in fact, our Xiaohuan has grown into a young man, and he secretly smelled my clothes last time and knew how to distinguish the fragrance of fat powder, which is a problem only young men."
Hearing this, Yun Huan closed his eyes, knowing that the storm was coming, and sure enough, the feather duster fell on him again, this time it really hurt, and his mother gave her strength to death. "I can't control you anymore, your father is fighting in the Western Regions, managing a family of Nuoda for his mother, and he has less discipline for you, who knows that you have become a nasty embryo, Xiao Wu is your sister, why are you so nonsense?" When Xinyue heard what Xiao Wu said, she almost collapsed.
Xiao Wu pulled Xin Yue aside and whispered, "Master, are you mistaken?" Why did Xiao Huan say that he was a nasty embryo when he heard my clothes? When I was young, I also liked to do this, I like to smell your clothes, Master's clothes, so I haven't become a nasty embryo, I just want to find a sense of intimacy from the smell of clothes, for Xiao Wu, the smell of your two clothes can make me feel peaceful, especially Master's clothes I have always had one in my room, I like to wear them when I have nothing to do, don't you have the habit of smelling your father's and brother's clothes? “
Xin Yue was completely stunned at this time, and could only freeze there in a daze to listen to Xiao Wu say these strange words. "Our academy recently made a discovery, the little beast actually relies on the smell to distinguish its mother, and the wolves also rely on the smell to distinguish their own race, we are human, but there is also animal nature, the more sensitive the child, the more aware of these subtle differences, I dare to say that Xiao Huan can rely on the taste to distinguish everyone in the family, this is a strength, not a disadvantage. If you don't believe Xiao Huan to mix the perfume, you will definitely be able to adjust a very good perfume. ”
Xin Yue looked at Xiao Wu suspiciously, and found that she was very sincere when she said these words, although Xiao Wu liked Wen Fujun's clothes were a little strange, but there were enough weirdos in the family, and there was a big rooster standing on the windowsill that was about to become sperm, who would raise a rooster for eight years? The well-informed Xin Yue finally quieted down, and when she thought of the legend about her husband outside, she immediately changed her mind, stuffed the feather duster to Xiao Wu and said: "Okay, you are your master's good apprentice, and now your little junior brother has become a bastard, then you go and teach, anyway, you are in the same lineage, and I am worthy of your master by doing this." ”
Xiao Wu saw that Xin Yue was angrily surrounded by maids and walked out of the front hall, and said to Yun Huan with a smile: "Master is a Bin Mei person, Xiao Jie is a Bin Mei person, I am the legendary fox Mei Zi, Xiao Huan, what should you be when you come to sue me?" Let's talk about it. “
Yun Huan leaned back hard, this is the way, this is the way, Sister Xiao Wu is such an evil look, her beautiful face is about to touch her cheeks, but those eyes are like the eyes of a dead fish, no matter who you are, you can't feel the slightest beauty, only the cold air from the soles of your feet to the door of your head. "Sister Xiao Wu is a monster!" Yun Huan screamed miserably and ran out of the front hall, ran towards his room like a fly, closed the door tightly with a bang, and hid in the quilt shivering.
Xiao Wu looked at Yun Huan, who was far away, and tapped his fingers on the table with all the thoughts and muttered to himself: "Whether there is a Bai Yujing or not, should we make a Bai Yujing again?" “
At the same time, Xin Yue was also thinking about it, Mrs. Cheng quietly asked herself in private about the rumors about the Bin Mei people, what are you kidding, the husband is the husband, how can it be what Lao Shizi bin flatter, the name is not like the name of a good person, although in the pre-Qin period he was indeed a powerful person with unparalleled wisdom, in the final analysis, he was just a lobbyist, and there were many lobbyists in the Tang Dynasty, all of whom were crowded in the east and west cities to help others bargain, and the lobbyist was used as a metaphor for the husband, which was the biggest insult to the husband, and he was a loser. Words such as squishy are even more vicious, squirrel, loser, and must be a name that can only be had when the identity reaches a certain stage, what is a lobbyist.
However, Xiao Wu and Xiao Jie are obviously different, even compared to the senior sister of Jiao Ying, they are very different, their way of acting is like a husband, bold, but they can live freely.
Xiao Jie is simply an outlier in Dali Temple, others can't leave, and he is not very popular, so there are almost no colleagues who have a good relationship with Xiao Jie, and Xiao Wu's status among the nobles is the same, all the women look up, but they will not gather around Xiao Wu, and those who can barely talk to her are himself and Hypatia.
The husband said that they were too smart, so they were ashamed of themselves with the stupid people around them, and took the initiative to stay away from the smart people to expose their stupid side.
Thinking of this, Xin Yue looked forward to her husband coming home as soon as possible, as the children grew up, she really didn't have the ability to control them, just like just now, she couldn't tell whether what Xiao Wu said was correct or not, so she could only hand over Yun Huan to Xiao Wu, at least follow smart people to learn to be smarter, and there was no harm in becoming smarter. (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2