285 The most embarrassing exams
Shen Wanqing took out a pair of glasses from the box and said to Lin Yuan, "What do you think of these glasses?" ”
Lin Yuan took a deep breath, felt his heartbeat stabilize a little, took the pair of glasses, looked at them in his hand, and didn't find anything special, Lin Yuan asked, "Is there anything special about these glasses?" ”
Shen Wanqing said, "You take it and take a look." With that, he took a laptop out of the box and fiddled with the keyboard for a while.
Lin Yuan put on the glasses according to her words, and words appeared on the lenses, Shen Wanqing said: "The lenses of these glasses have a special optical design, and you can only see the text inside when you wear them, and at the same time, there is also an information receiving device on the glasses, through that device, I can send you the text at any time." ”
Lin Yuan nodded and said, "It's good, but it's ......."
Shen Wanqing asked, "But what?" ”
Lin Yuan said: "The shape of your glasses is a little too fashionable, the lenses of the glasses of this era are round, but this one of yours is square, and I don't usually wear glasses, but now I wear them, isn't it suspicious!" ”
Shen Wanqing thought for a while and said, "That's right, if this equipment doesn't work, you can only use the most primitive one," she said, took out a square the size of a fingernail, and said: "This is an in-ear headphone, placed in the external ear canal, the person's external ear canal has an arc, so it is difficult to see from the outside, there is no metal detection equipment in this era, and it is foolproof to wear it." ”
Lin Yuan took it over, put it in his ear, and tried the sound, it was not bad, Shen Wanqing said: "We must think about every step, first of all, how can people outside know the Dao exam questions?" ”
Lin Yuan said: "Don't worry, I've inquired about it, according to the usual practice, as soon as people enter, the exam questions will be announced, and the people inside will stay in the single room of the Gongyuan for a few hours, so you have plenty of time, I'm worried that Elder Li won't write for us." ”
Shen Wanqing said with a smile: "Don't worry about this, that old Li is addicted to smoking opium, if I hadn't given him silver from time to time for the sake of his age, he would have died a long time ago." ”
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Another opium smoker, it seems that drugs are very harmful, we must find ways to eradicate it!" ”
After agreeing on the countermeasures, three days later, Lin Yuan walked into the examination room, he has also experienced countless exams, but none of them are as weak as this time, because he doesn't know anything about the exam questions this time!
The examination room is set up in the Gongyuan, the outside is full of soldiers, everyone's face is like a big enemy, the people at the door stand in a row, each face is solemn, no one asks about the cold window for ten years, and the world knows that this will try to change the fate of people, which is hundreds of times that of the college entrance examination in later generations!
There was a minister standing outside the people, with a gloomy face, it was Jiang Qingyuan, the left capital of the Imperial Palace, who turned his hands behind his back and said to the crowd: "There is a decree in the Holy Order, all those who cheat will be sent to the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, convicted according to the case, or killed, or exiled!" ”
He turned his head to the soldiers who were interrogating and said, "If anyone dares to collude, the crime will be increased by the third degree!" ”
Jiang Qingyuan saw Lin Yuan at a glance, and quietly instructed the soldiers: "Check that person in a while!" ”
After the inspection at the door, the people were brought into the room, there were several doctors of the Guozijian inside, and the people were ordered to take off their clothes, the status of the soldiers in this era was low, so it was insulting to let the people strip and check them, so let the Guozijian send someone to check, the doctors put the people who had no problem into the examination room, and someone in it gave pen and ink, and when they arrived at Lin Yuan, the Guozi priest wine personally stepped forward, picked up Lin Yuan's pen, and said, "What are you bringing?" ”
It was not until the early twentieth century that the fountain pen entered China, and it was normal for these people not to have seen it, so they replied: "This is a writing utensil called a fountain pen." ”
Guozi Priest put the pen in his sleeve and said, "No pen and ink, I think you are deliberately cheating, come and give him pen and ink." ”
Lin Yuan was in trouble now, he had never written with a brush, and a doctor on the side stuffed a set of pen and ink into Lin Yuan's arms and pushed him into the courtyard.
The room was divided into a small room with a partition, Lin Yuan was brought into one, and he found a crisis again, not only did he not know how to write with a brush, but he also couldn't study ink, he originally wanted to learn from others, but who knew that the partition of the road was blocked, and he couldn't see anything.
Lin Yuan thought back to the ancient TV series he had watched, poured water into the inkstone as it looked inside, picked up the ink block and grinded it inside, who knew that there was too much water in the road, and the water overflowed as soon as the ink block moved, almost wetting the exam papers, Lin Yuan had no choice but to pick up the inkstone and splash the water inside into the corner of the wall.
This time he had a lesson, only added a small amount of water, but he didn't expect that this time when he was studying ink, there was a piercing "stinging" sound, and the doctors who were patrolling heard the sound and came over, and said angrily: "Be quiet! ”
When Lin Yuan was thinking about the functional relationship between the four variables of noise generation, water added, ink quantity, and ink concentration, the exam questions had already been sent, and there was a sudden sound of writing in the Gongyuan, and the Guozi priest came over and asked, "You really don't know how to study ink?" ”
Lin Yuan nodded, with an expression of hatred that iron is not made of steel, and pointed to the groove of the inkstone and said, "You add so much water." ”
Lin Yuan did as he said, and said again: "When you grind, you should use even force, so that you won't make a sound, and when your ink is not enough, add water to it." ”
Seeing that Lin Yuan had finally passed the level of grinding ink, the sacrificial wine turned away with his hands behind his back, and Shen Wanqing's voice came from Lin Yuan's earphones: "You wait for a while, Elder Li is already writing." ”
At this moment, Jiang Qingyuan walked over and saw that the exam paper in front of Lin Yuan was snow-white, so he asked, "Why don't you write yet?" ”
Lin Yuan hurriedly said, "I haven't thought about it yet." Jiang Qingyuan sneered, thinking in his heart, "What will you write?" Look at you, you can't hand in a blank roll for a while! ”
After more than half an hour, Shen Wanqing's voice came out of the earphones, and she read it word by word, and Lin Yuan found a bigger problem: that is, if he used a brush to write, he couldn't keep up with Shen Wanqing's reading speed!
This means that Lin Yuan's exam paper will be very messy, because he has to skip those words that he didn't have time to write, he wants Shen Wanqing to slow down, there is no way to tell her, since the two sides have not agreed to read it a few times in advance, if Shen Wanqing only reads it once and doesn't read it, it will be a waste of work.
Lin Yuan was in a hurry, picked up the blank straw paper, dipped the fingers of his right hand in the ink and wrote on it, but the fingers did not absorb ink, and the ink on the fingers was dripping down, making the table and the straw paper full of black spots, and he couldn't write many words by dipping the ink once, so he had to dip it over and over again, and Lin Yuan had to use his right hand to grind the ink......
The embarrassed Lin Yuan was seen by Jiang Qingyuan, and Jiang Qingyuan called all the doctors from the Guozijian one after another, as if they were watching a big show, and walked to Lin Yuan's side one after another in the name of inspection to have some fun.
Lin Yuan worked hard for a long time before recording what Shen Wanqing read, and he didn't know how to use a brush, so he held the brush like a fountain pen, and when he finished writing, he was left alone in the examination room.
When he came out of the examination room, before he could take a breath, he saw the housekeeper Liu San running towards him in a panic, as if something big had happened.