Chapter 347: Looks Bad Like a Human King
Wei Ba felt very weird.
In his previous life, he was a real grassroots, although the company he worked for was very bullish, and the wise leader had visited in person, but people like him didn't even have the opportunity to look at it from afar, and could only look at the leader's approachable smile in the large photo and feel sorry for himself. In this life, he is also a high-ranking cadre, and he is much closer to the highest place, but he is still not mentally prepared enough to meet Emperor Bixia.
Especially the way it looks now.
In good conscience, Comrade Bixia Liu Chan is really approachable, maybe because there is a beginning that is not serious at all, maybe because the two are close in age, there is no generation gap, and the kind of serious question and answer between the monarch and the minister did not last long before it became a knee-to-knee conversation, if it was not in the main hall, Wei Ba was very worried that this meeting would become the most memorable talk in his previous college career.
Therefore, Wei Ba is a little unnatural, he always tries to restore the atmosphere to a solemn and solemn atmosphere, so as not to be impeached and undignified in the future, but his efforts have failed without exception, the great emperor Bixia does not want to be serious at all, what is the use of him being a courtier.
"Tell me more, that night, did you and Zhang Shao give Xiahou Xuan ......" Liu Chan sat on the couch, one leg crossed, one leg extended, looking at Wei Ba with a lewd face, his left hand was circled, and his right index finger stabbed twice in the circle: "I think this kid has fine skin and tender meat, no worse than his sister." β
Wei Ba sank his face and got up to salute: "Bixia, this is the place where Bixia meets the minister, it is not appropriate to make such a foul talk." Bixia asked. The minister didn't dare to answer, so the minister retired, thought about it in front of the wall, and waited for the official to participate in the impeachment. After speaking, he took two steps back, turned around and walked out of the main hall, and threw Liu Chan, who was talking about prosperity, on the main hall.
It's not that he is disappointed in Liu Chan, he has no hope for this famous faint monarch in history, so naturally he can't talk about any disappointment. He didn't like Liu Chan's contempt when he talked about Xiahou Hui. The feeling of not treating people as human beings. Maybe in Liu Chan's eyes. No matter which woman is a plaything, not to mention that Xiahou Hui is still a concubine, but he can't do this. What's more, Liu Chan has already expressed his interest in Xiahou Hui several times, and he will continue to talk about it. He was worried that Liu Chan would open his mouth to ask him for Xiahou Hui.
Something like this is going to happen. Of course he won't give. But how to refuse is not his business alone. The thought of competing with Emperor Bixia for a woman gave him a headache. is a little annoyed, and Dong Yun is also a nameless fire in his belly.
Wei Ba walked in a hurry, and before Liu Chan could react, he had already walked without a trace. Liu Chan's hand stopped in mid-air, stunned for a long time, and asked blankly: "Well said haode, why did he leave?" β
Huang Hao hurriedly came over: "Bixia, Wei Ba seems to be angry. β
"Angry? weishenmeοΌ β
"Maybe Bixia talked about Xiahou Xuan."
Liu Chan suddenly realized, nodded vigorously, and looked like he knew it in his heart. "I understand, he must have regarded Xiahou Xuan as his forbidden body, and no one was allowed to touch it, and he was not happy even if I talked about it. haha...... I didn't expect him to be a fellow practitioner, interesting and interesting. Haozi ......" Liu Chan got up, hugged Huang Hao's shoulder, and patted him affectionately: "Tell me, can I pull Wei Ba over?" β
Huang Hao looked dazed: "Bixia, what do you mean ......"
"Hehe, I've heard that Wei Ba and the prime minister are a little bit at odds." Liu Chan said as he walked. Huang Hao hunched his waist, just letting Liu Chan's arm rest on his shoulder. Liu Chan looked around and lowered his voice: "Now the palace is all the prime minister's people except for you, and if I fart, the voice can reach the prime minister." I want to go out of the palace to play, and it is estimated that if I can't walk through the palace gate, the prime minister will be able to wait outside. It's been a boring day. Wei Ba is a good fighter, if you can get Wei Ba to the palace to fight with Dong Yun and Xiang Lang, wouldn't it be fun? β
Huang Hao thought about it with a serious face: "Bixia, but the prime minister is powerful, Wei Ba may not dare to go against the prime minister." β
"It's okay, I can find a way to force him to the opposite side of the prime minister step by step." Liu Chan clenched his fists, and Zhizhu was clenching.
"Bixia Shengming." Huang Hao habitually complimented, but he couldn't see a little relief on his face, but became more ugly: "Bixia, the prime minister is clever, Dong Yun, Xiang Lang and others are his eyes and ears, Bixia's every move is under their surveillance, in case ......"
"Haozi, why are you so timid?" Liu Chan was a little impatient and interrupted Huang Hao's words: "I dare to take risks, why don't you have any courage at all, you are still not a man?" β
Huang Hao's face froze, and then he smiled bitterly: "Bixia, the minister is a eunuch, and he can't be considered a man for a long time." β
"Fart!" Liu Chan waved his hand vigorously: "Isn't it just two eggs, who said you are not a man." That one...... What's that called...... What ......"
Liu Chan slapped his head vigorously, distressed: "What's the name of the one who is still yang?" β
"Luanba."
"Yes, Luanba, he can return the yang, but you can't?" Liu Chan said loudly: "When I go to Luoyang to be the emperor and receive the ancestral palace secretary, I must let people find out Luanba's secret method of returning yang, and then you will be able to marry a wife and have children again, and pass on the ancestry?" Haozi, let me tell you, whether you are a man or not has nothing to do with whether you have eggs or not, the most important thing is whether you have courage and whether you have responsibility. β
Liu Chan said as he slapped his chest loudly, and he was arrogant.
"Yes, Bixia is absolutely right." Huang Hao nodded yes hurriedly.
In the distance, Dong Yun, who had a gloomy face, and Guo Youzhi, who looked embarrassed, stood side by side, looking at this pair of living treasure monarchs and ministers, crying and laughing.
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Wei Ba went out of the palace, and at a glance saw Wei Xing, Dunwu and others waiting at the gate of the palace, and Steward Chen was also there, and there was a carriage parked next to him that was not gorgeous, but faintly revealed strength. Wei Ba walked forward quickly and arched his hand at Steward Chen: "Steward Chen, how dare you bother to pick me up?" β
Steward Chen smiled and hurriedly returned the salute: "Madame is afraid that you don't know where the manor is, so she specially sent me to pick you up." β
"It's a shame to have Mrs. Lao care." Wei Ba said a kind word and stepped into the carriage. As soon as the curtain was lifted, Xiahou Hui's pretty face was revealed, and the bell was also inside, his little face was flushed, and his eyes were full of uncontrollable smiles, I don't know what happy things the two were talking about just now.
"Husband, you're out." Xiahou Hui stretched out his hand and pulled Wei Ba into the car. When the bell saw it, he immediately said, "The young master is here, I'll go down first, and I'll talk to the girl about the war later." Hehe, there are a lot of interesting things, and when I have time, I'll tell you one by one. As he spoke, he squeezed past Wei Ba, jumped over, and got on the war horse directly, his body was light and graceful, and he saw that the soldiers applauded in unison, and even the Lang officials guarding the palace city couldn't help but praise when they saw it.
Wei Ba sat down, stretched out his legs, and let out a long breath. In the main hall, Liu Chan can sit casually, but he must sit honestly, these two legs are really tired.
"Why did you go for so long?" Xiahou Hui clenched his fists and gently pounded Wei Ba's legs: "What did Bixia say to you?" β
"And, a lot of nonsense, not a word of seriousness." As soon as he thought of Liu Chan, Wei Ba was very angry. This product is simply a waste of the imperial robe on his body, to put it mildly, he doesn't look like the prince in a dragon robe. Especially when he mentioned Xiahou Xuanshi's obscene face, Wei Ba always had the desire to vomit.
"Won't it?" Xiahou Hui smiled slightly: "Don't be deceived by his appearance." Although he is not an extremely smart person, he is not a mediocre talent, and it should not be too far to say that he is a middle-class person. β
Wei Ba looked at Xiahou Hui in surprise: "You have such a high opinion of him?" How many times have you met him? β
Xiahou Hui pursed his lips and smiled: "I haven't met him a few times, but I have talked with the queen, and I have talked to my aunt many times about things in the palace." Combined with yesterday's incident, I can roughly guess that he will never be as ridiculous and stupid as he said. β
Wei Ba pondered for a moment and did not say any more. In this regard, he absolutely believed in Xiahou Hui's eyesight. Since Xiahou Hui said it so surely, he had to pay attention to it. Could it be that Liu Chan is not really stupid, but pretending to be stupid? It's not that there is no such statement in history, but after all, there is no real evidence, so you can only listen to it in the wild history, and now listening to a woman like Xiahou Hui comment on Liu Chan like this, Wei Ba can't help but be a little vigilant.
"I'll talk about it later." Wei Ba said in a low voice.
"Hmm." Xiahou Hui smiled lightly: "Of course this matter can't be said here, the reason why I am in such a hurry to remind you is that I am worried that you may be very busy in the future, and I am afraid that you may not have time for a while." β
Wei Ba laughed, reached out and picked up Xiahou Hui's chin, and laughed: "What, miss me?" No matter how busy I am, I still don't have time to talk to you? β
Xiahou Hui's face was flushed, he turned his face sideways, let go of Wei Ba's hot gaze, looked out through the car window, and suddenly smiled: "Husband, you think wrong." Isn't this just someone coming? β
Wei Ba put his hand on Xiahou Hui's shoulder, curiously leaned over to the window of the car and looked out, and saw a team of people coming, and the carriage was not sitting on someone else, it was Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng, and it seemed that he was also going out of the city. Wei Ba laughed, and was about to say that the prime minister had probably just gotten off work and went home together, but when he saw a waiter next to Prime Minister Zhuge walking over quickly, he arched his hand and smiled heavily.
"Dare to ask Wei if he is going back to his home?"
Steward Chen hurriedly stepped forward and replied: "Exactly, I don't know what the prime minister commands?" β
"Haha, it's the Chen Steward of the Wei Mansion, right? I am Ni Long, the steward of Prime Minister Zhuge Mansion, and I want to ask if Wei Senjun is interested in traveling with the car on the orders of Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng. β
Wei Ba and Xiahou Hui exchanged a look and shrugged their shoulders. Xiahou Hui covered his lips and smiled, and pushed him. Wei Ba had no choice but to get up and push the car door, and laughed loudly: "The prime minister has a life, how dare he disobey." (To be continued......)