The breeze, the sun, the earthen walls, the fence gates, the willows, the old women, the little praying mantis crawling out of the shells, the praying mantis eggs......

The sunlight was dazzling, and I followed the low city wall to the small alleys of Qicheng - strange, why did I say the word "again"? Deep in the alley, my father and my mother were waiting for me with open arms.

I was followed by a large number of troops, all of them majestic, with submachine guns in hand, kicking and marching. I'm wearing a Da Ming (or Da Han?) I don't remember very well) official robe, the left epaulette is the rank of lieutenant general of the forbidden army, and the right epaulette is the rank of the second-rank imperial official.

Many people watched together, the forbidden army was neatly arranged to block the crowd, and Zhao Sanye's family and the dog leftover's family could only lie on the ground and look at me from the crotch of the forbidden army.

I let my father and mother see my army, my rank.

I pointed to Li Yuyao and Li Yuqin and said, "That's my friend, the holy woman of the Holy Land!" ”

I drove around my mom and dad in a car, a tank, a plane.

My father and my mother said, "Son, you are finally promising!" ”

Everyone smirked, laughing until their eyes were gone.

Suddenly, the bare-bottomed kid lying on the treetops next to him shouted, "Traitor! He first betrayed Da Ming, and then betrayed Da Han! ”

Everyone shouted: "Traitor! Three surnames are slaves! ”

Walls, fences, wells, books, roofs, kangs, drawers...... Everyone shouted: "Traitor! Traitor! ”

My father and mother took my hand and said, "Why did you betray Daming?" How can you betray the Emperor? ”

The onlookers all rushed over and beat me.

The forbidden army opened fire directly, and the ground was covered with blood and corpses were in disarray.

I shouted, "Don't fight!" Don't hit! ”

The janitorial soldier next to me grabbed my arm and shouted, "Wake up, my lord." ”

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I woke up.

The forbidden soldier next to him held his arm and said, "Wake up, wake up, wake up!" ”

I stroked my wet hair and thought, "It's okay, it's just another nightmare." ”

The guard said, "My lord, your father and mother have found it." ”

I couldn't relax: "What? ”

Him: "Your father and mother have found it." ”

Me: "Really? ”

Him: "Right outside the door." ”

I continued to touch my head, it was wet and hot; I touched the ground, it was cold and hard, and it was clear that it wasn't a dream.

That's fast! I'm not ready yet...... I don't even wear socks! I wanted to go somewhere and kneel to greet my mom and dad, and I wanted to have a welcome ceremony or something, but they were brought like that?

The guard said, "My lord, do you want to bring it with you?" ”

I said, "Hmm." ”

He turned and walked away.

I hurriedly put on pants, socks, shoes, and by the way, put on a tie. I noticed that my waist was a little bloated – I hadn't exercised in years and was as fat as a pig – so I unbuttoned my pants and tidied up.

I had just loosened my belt and was pulling up my pants when the guard led two men and women in their fifties.

My dad is still like that, the same as he saw more than five years ago, the same as I saw in my dreams. His hair was graying and wrinkled, but it was about the same as that of an average man in his fifties.

The woman next to him had permed her hair, her hair was black and yellow, her face was round, her eyes were big, her figure was one meter six or five, she was in good shape, and she looked a few years younger than my father. She wears a light green waistcoat, blue pants, yellow earrings on her ears, and yellow rings on her fingers.

I say "yellow" because I don't know if it's gold. Supposedly my dad is fleeing (or is he running away?). Who knows what he's doing), he's a steamed bun now, and he can't afford gold earrings and rings, right?

I suddenly felt that I had seen her before, and I didn't think it looked like it, and I couldn't confirm it.

The guard said, "Boss, bring it!" ”

My father was trembling, and when he saw me, his mouth opened wide in surprise and he was stunned.

The woman fell to her knees at once and said, "My lord, you have been wronged! I'm a good citizen, and I don't know anything! Adults have caught the wrong person! It's all a misunderstanding! ”

Of course, my dad didn't kneel, and he pulled the woman hard.

But the woman pulled my father hard and said, "You are stupid, kowtow quickly!" ”

My father said to her, "That man is a big cow, our son!" ”

Really!

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Time seems to stand still, and the air seems to stand still.

At this moment, there was a knock at the door, and Dongfang Mingyue's cheerful voice came: "Dongfang Ju!" I heard you found your father? I'll take a look, too. ”

Dongfang Mingyue came over with her son in her arms, and the little guy was still struggling in her arms, his eyes half-open and half-closed.

My father looked at her and said to me, "Big cow, that's your mother!" ”

My mother also stood up, her face was covered with snot and tears, and she wiped her face, so her face was all gone.

Frankly speaking, it is indeed a shame for mother and son to recognize each other in this situation.

The three of us stood like this for a while, Dongfang Mingyue looked at us from the side, and her son began to cry.

At this time, Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning heard that Xin'er was also coming over - two tables of mahjong could be played in the tent.

My father said, "It's you, I thought it was!" I also said that I am a small people, how can the rebels come to arrest me! It scared me to death, I thought it was who. ”

He said to my mother, who was stunned on the side: "This is our son, Zhao Daniu!" ”

He pointed to my mother again and said, "Son, this is your mother." ”

Embarrassed.

According to the script, I want to kneel down and cry and hug or something, but I have a problem with this person, the more people want me to do something, I just don't do anything. Therefore, according to human feelings, I want to hug my mother and cry, but I haven't seen her for 20 years, where can I cry? Frankly, I've been crying for twenty years.

If I had to pretend, I wouldn't have the motivation to pretend. I'm the boss here, who am I pretending to be? What's the point?

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I smiled awkwardly and said, "Dad, mother, you're here." Well, I've finally found you. ”

The mother came over and said, "Oh, big cow! Grown so big, so handsome! ”

She touched my face and said, "You have a mole on your buttocks!" Come, let my mother take a look! ”

I quickly covered my buttocks: "Alright, alright!" ”

My mother touched my epaulette and said, "Why do others call you Dongfang Ju?" ”

I scratched my head: "I'm a soldier, I've changed my surname." ”

The mother said: "'Entering the Shi', I understand." Your father came to our house to join the priesthood. But why did you change your name? What a good name I gave you, 'Big Cow', it's cheap and easy to raise. ”

Dongfang Mingyue sneered: "Dongfang Bull! ”

I said, "My dad is also a 'scholar'?" Into your home? ”

Really! Although my father is not from a famous aristocratic family, my mother is the eldest lady of a big family! Look at who of them dares to look down on my origins!

I looked at the bright moon in the east proudly.

She looked unimpressed.

The mother said, "Yes! Your father, originally called 'Zhang Liangjun', fled from Hebei to our Chen family in Qicheng, Shandong, and changed his name to 'Chen Liangjun'. Later, we fled to the Central Plains, so we changed it to 'Zhao Liangjun', and when we gave birth to you, we were called 'Zhao Daniu'......"

I shouted anxiously, "Slow down, I'm dizzy!" You mean, my father joined your family as a staff member, and then you eloped together? ”

What's the situation? Although my mother has a good background, how did my father "join the Shi"? "Jinshi" is going to be castrated! But my father is not a eunuch! I used to swim with him, so I'm sure of that.

The mother said, "No! Your father came to our house to be a monk, and I was a maid, and then the head of the house let us be together......"

Hell yes! It's even worse! I really want to gag her!

I'm so disappointed, I thought I was the widow of some royal relative, it turned out that I was the product of an affair between a maid and a monk.

Dongfang Mingyue on the side laughed, and her children also made a noise.

Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning also wanted to laugh, but they were scared back by my glare!

The mother continued: "Your father could have been a staff member, but he would have been castrated as a staff member!" Your father gave up his future for me......"

Dongfang Mingyue said: "Ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die." ”

The mother glanced at Dongfang Mingyue, who was chanting poetry, and said, "This is a daughter-in-law, right?" ”

Dongfang Mingyue laughed and said, "Almost." I am the eldest lady of the Liangzhou Oriental family, and the Dongfang Ju is a 'soldier' in my family, and it is our family's staff. If he hadn't been a member of staff, maybe we'd have eloped. ”

My mother was shocked and said to me, "Staff? Are you a eunuch? ”

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It's been five years, okay! Didn't my dad say it all along?

I turned my head to look at my dad.

The mother stayed for a while and began to cry.

My father looked embarrassed, hugged my mother who was crying bitterly and said, "Hua'er, don't cry!" It's fate! ”

The mother said, "How can you be a eunuch!" You can't be a eunuch by doing anything! This is a big mistake! ”

I'm most annoyed to complain about afterthought, I'm most annoyed with hindsight, I'm most annoyed to do useless work! I've been a eunuch for five years, what are you talking about! I admit that I did it wrong and I can grow it? I said I regret that I could do it all over again?

I said, "I'm a eunuch myself, and I care about other people!" ”

The mother said, "You don't want to think about ......."

My father grabbed my mother and said, "Hua'er, don't talk about it, people are responsible for their own affairs!" ”

My mother broke free from my father and said to me, "How can you do such a thing as cutting off children and grandchildren!" ”

I said, "What a cut off!" You're not a woman yourself? Why do you like boys and don't like girls? What does it matter to you that my father has cut off his children and grandchildren? According to what you just said, my father himself has changed his surname so many times, is he worthy of his ancestors? Besides, have I done less to cut off my children and grandchildren? I have come all the way from Chang'an, and I have already cut off hundreds of thousands of children and grandchildren. Two days ago, I killed tens of thousands of imperial troops, and by the way, I killed all the ministers of the Ming Army! ”

The mother's eyes widened and she said, "Monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, fathers, sons! You've really rebelled! Son, you can't rebel against anything! You go and beg the emperor to intercede and beg him to spare your life. ”

I said, "Which emperor?" Emperor Ming, Emperor Han, Emperor Qing, or Emperor Damin? In fact, we are preparing to go to the Qing Emperor? ”

Mother asked her father: "Of course it's Emperor Ming!" Our family has always been loyal, more loyal than the Kong family! The Kong family is all bad people! ”

I said, "Very good, I just killed Kong Qiang, this guy seems to be Kong Youli's grandchild." ”

My mother took my hand and said, "Son, is there any misunderstanding?" Go back to Qicheng with your mother and kneel and kowtow to the emperor. The emperor is so merciful, he will definitely spare you. ”

I shook her hand away and said, "It's late." I've been on a par with him all my life, with him without me, with me without him. Catch up with Ming'er, I will enter the palace, kill the emperor, and I will also sit on the dragon chair. ”

My mother collapsed on the ground and cried bitterly: "Why am I so miserable! Oops......"

My dad hurried down and pulled her.

I winked, and my men arranged for the two to leave.

I collapsed on the bed.

Dongfang Mingyue looked at me gloatingly, teasing her baby as she watched.

Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning stood there, looking at each other awkwardly.

I said, "! Ordered the artillery to bombard the city, and after the bombardment, we pulled out the camp and went north! ”