Chapter Forty-Nine: Serving
At this time, the soldiers' attention was fixed on the sacks, like the sound of wild beasts, which made people shudder. At this time, Lu Bu asked them to put their things in front of everyone, looked at the soldiers who were talking quietly, and said with a smile: "Brothers, everyone be quiet!" ”
I don't know if his voice was low, or if everyone didn't hear him, and he was still talking. Seeing this, Zheng Long hurriedly shouted quietly, and the soldiers quieted down. At this time, Lu Bu smiled and nodded at him, and then said in a loud voice: "Although we won a small battle, this can't scare the enemy away!" ”
"Just now I got a report from the spies that the enemy's troops have only retreated to a place thirty miles away, hiding there to rest, and they are not really retreating! Therefore, now is the time when their morale is low, at this time, we should give them a surprise attack, take advantage of the victory to pursue, and beat them to the point that they will never dare to attack us again! ”
After that, everyone didn't expect that they hadn't been resting for long now, and now they were going to the battlefield again, and they didn't react for a while. And Lu Bu actually knew that there had just been a war, and everyone was tired, but there was no way, the fighters were fleeting, and they had to be defeated in one fell swoop when the enemy army was tired and demoralized!
"Brothers, I understand that everyone is tired now, but this is a good opportunity for us to become famous in one fell swoop! I hope you will stick to it a little longer, create brilliance with me, and start the name of our tiger devouring army together, do you have confidence! Lu Bu took out Fang Tian's painting halberd, held it above his head, and roared angrily.
"Yes!" Zheng Long took the lead, and the soldiers stood up one after another, and from their chests, they let out an angry roar in unison, which resounded throughout the entire training ground, and could not disperse for a long time. At this moment, Lu Bu looked at the soldiers who were quite war-like, and finally a smile appeared on his face. But he didn't notice that when he held Fang Tian's halberd above his head, the dragon's eyes on the halberd glowed red again, like silk, enveloping the soldiers......
Afterwards, Lu Bu made some arrangements for the battle, asked hundreds of soldiers to take what he had just prepared, and then immediately got on his war horse and set off with the whole army. In fact, Lu Bu also wanted to explain in detail why he asked the soldiers to bring these things, but he also knew that the two armies were fighting, and everyone had planted spies into each other's troops.
If you want to win quickly, you must ensure that the news is not leaked, so Lu Bu did this. With 2,000 elite soldiers, they embarked on the journey again, and Zheng Long took the remaining 1,000 elite soldiers, followed behind them, and after they left the city, the two pairs of men and horses went in different directions.
The soldiers were very fast, and it didn't take long for the Tiger Devouring Army to come to the place where the princes of the Three Roads camped thirty miles away. At this time, Lu Bu asked people to stop, found a soldier, and after whispering in his ear for a while, the soldier hurriedly left the place.
After a while, the soldier took a paper roll of "horn", walked to the front of the army, took a sharp breath, and shouted: "Listen to the women's army on the other side, my general said, you are all a group of girls, you will only have fun all day long, and you can't even hold a knife steadily, why go to the battlefield to die?" It's better to go home as soon as possible to embroider and weave cloth and find a good family to marry......"
I don't know the situation on the other side, but in the Tiger Devouring Army, there will be a burst of laughter from time to time, including Lu Bu himself. These words were what he came up with, because he knew that the other party had just lost the battle, and now he must be closed at home, and this is the only way to provoke them out.
"Hey, hey, it's quite bearable! Come on, send them something! Seeing that the enemy army was still nowhere to be seen, Lu Bu couldn't help but sneer. Afterwards, Zheng Long asked the soldiers to take out the package prepared in advance and called a sharpshooter, only to hear a "boom", and the package hit a flagpole of the opponent's army with the arrows that were speeding away.
After squeaking and shaking for a while, the arrow could no longer bear the weight of the package, and with a "snap", the package tore open a gap, and the contents fell to the ground, and a big red belly pocket appeared in front of everyone, and a woman's underwear hung on the arrow.
For a moment, the Tiger Devourer Army laughed heartily, and even the birds in the surrounding trees were frightened away. "Oh, it's too deceitful!" In the enemy's barracks, there was a sudden roar, and after a while, I saw a military general rushing out of the tent with people, and almost instantly, all the people rushed out, including the three-way princes who were hiding in the dark, and their faces were very gloomy.
However, they were angry with their own people, and they couldn't hold their breath, and they couldn't see such a simple agitation method, but at this time, it was too late to say anything, and they could only be forced to fight. "Hey, the women's army is out, brothers cheer me up!" Lu Bu looked at the slowly approaching enemy army, his smile became stronger and stronger, and he couldn't help but say sarcastically.
"Well, Lu Bu'er is too deceitful, watch me Zhao Hu cut you off the horse!" A military general rushed out of the enemy army and rushed towards Lu Bu. At the same time, many generals in armor all came to Lu Bu. At this time, Lu Bu had no worries, but aroused his fighting spirit, took the lead, his eyes widened, roared, and rushed towards the other party with his soldiers and horses.
In a minute or so, the two sides fought together quickly, and the shouts shook the sky. And Lu Bu himself was surrounded by several generals, but these people were not Lu Bu's opponents at all, and in less than ten rounds, he was beheaded by Lu Bu under his horse, his head flying in the air, and his own body was stained with the blood of these people.
At this time, a military general suddenly rushed over, holding a double hammer in his hand, and struck at Lu Bu with a fierce momentum. "Good time!" Lu Bu shouted excitedly, he also saw that this general's moves were very powerful, and he finally ran into a slightly decent opponent, how could he not be happy?
However, when the two fought for nine rounds, Lu Bu's eyes gradually showed a look of disappointment, and it seemed that this guy was only a three-board axe. So, Lu Bu, who lost his patience, cut off his wrist with one move, and at this time, a large number of soldiers surrounded him and saved the general.
In just over ten seconds, the enemy army was exhausted, Lu Bu made a false move, quickly glanced around, and felt that the time was almost up, so he shouted loudly: "Serve them food!" As soon as the words fell, the hundreds of soldiers who had already been ready rushed out with things, not to mention that they were two legs, and at this moment they were even faster than the horse.
"Ahh What is this? It stinks! ”
"Run!"
Before the generals of the enemy army knew what was happening, the soldiers were already in disarray. By the time they figured it out, it was too late, and it turned out that Lu Bu had asked the soldiers to splash all the feces on the faces and bodies of the enemy soldiers, and uncovered the mouth of the sack. Hiss! Hiss! The sound was also thrown at the enemy soldiers.