"Ah, this is the refrigerator, isn't it so cold that you won't have diarrhea?"

"You're so old-fashioned, this refrigerator is used to protect food from **..."

"Damn, what is this? Ice cream... In this cold spring weather, you actually eat this?"

"That's not how the toilet is used? You idiot, you put the seat cover down..."

"Flush, you forgot to flush..."

......

For a whole morning since Mao Feifei left, Liuhuo and the professor have been caught in endless noise.

Liuhuo and the professor spent a whole morning sharing resources, and it wasn't until the clock on the wall pointed to nine o'clock that they said in unison.

"Late for work on Monday?"

Oh no, two guys with deranged memories have forgotten all about going to work, it's already nine o'clock, it's past the clock-in time, and it seems that being late is inevitable.

"Leave the house alone, get dressed and pack up... It's better to be late than to be absent, you're an old employee, and you'll be scolded for being late, but you can't tell if you're absent..."

"Bags, bags... Your bag is the one behind the door...."

"Money, money, money... You take the money, this is not Peishui, you don't have a guard to take the money for you..."

"Damn, you lock the door, don't be afraid of thieves, this is not a royal city, there is no road here, no door is not closed at night..."

......

Liuhuo was really busy, and if the professor hadn't reminded him, he might have even been able to wear his pants backwards. Flowing Fire is not a fool, of course he knows that his current situation is not good, and he must not casually change the trajectory of this body's previous life until he thoroughly understands the situation.

Flowing Fire is a battlefield commander, and he knows the truth that he can't act without knowing the situation, and since he came to this world inexplicably, there must be something greasy in it. Before finding a clue, he must first continue the life of this named Liu Huo.

However, the name Liu Huo is too ugly, so it is more comfortable to call it Liuhuo.

Flowing fire rushed downstairs, carefully observing the terrain in the community, and on the other hand, verifying each other with his broken memories, and the professor in his consciousness also replenished it from time to time.

"Hurry up, turn in front of you and go out of the community, there is a bus stop at the door, you take bus No. 333, you can sit all the way to the Roche Building, where you go to work..."

"Oh, hurry up, the bus has arrived, you run..."

The flowing fire had already used all the strength to feed, but this body was so weak that it was already out of breath after only running more than 200 meters.

"What kind of bullshit body is this, it looks very well-proportioned, and it doesn't have so much fat, why is it so weak?"

Liuhuo knows that in modern society, people's well-proportioned bodies are maintained by science, how to eat, how to exercise are planned, although it looks very beautiful, but there is no explosive power at all.

And the fighters of Zhongzhou Big 6 are not like this, they are all based on actual combat, and what they pay attention to is endurance and explosiveness. For example, martial arts, he has eaten well over the years, and he has also developed a big general's belly, which looks fat, but once this guy goes to the battlefield, his sensitivity and rage are even more bullish than the Olympic champion.

The reason is very simple, what modern people want is health or good looks, while Zhongzhou people want to live and kill the enemy.

The panting fire finally arrived just as the doors were about to close. As he stood at the front of the car with his tongue sticking out, the entire carriage looked at him with strange eyes.

It's not the morning rush hour anymore, and there are no passengers standing in the carriage at all, and there are even several empty seats. Standing at the front of the car, Driftfire could see the entire carriage at a glance.

The driver started while staring at the flowing fire, and scolded in his heart? This guy must have fooled around last night, and he was late for work.

In fact, not only the driver thinks so, but the whole car thinks so. Liuhuo's current image is too bad, with a suit and tie and a white shirt, typical company white-collar equipment, but he is not worn well at all.

The tie was crooked, the suit was pleated, and the white shirt had a corner that didn't fit into the pants. Oh my God, this guy hasn't washed his face yet, has he's messed up like a madman.

To tell the truth, everyone has wronged Liuhuo, Liuhuo really has a facewash, but he uses the face washing method of Zhongzhou Da6, that is, water splashing, dozens of men's cosmetics in the bathroom, Liuhuo doesn't know how to use it at all. Although the professor taught him vigorously, there was that patience in the flowing fire.

He scolded in his heart, "What kind of man is this, why do you still wear makeup..."

Poor Liu Huo doesn't know where to draw circles and scold him. Damn, which of the urban white-collar workers doesn't wear makeup or skin care?

Liuhuo stood at the front of the car in a daze, looking at everyone's strange eyes and not knowing what to do next. After a while, the driver quit.

"Hey... What are you doing?

"Swipe the card?" Flowing fire was a little wooden, and then suddenly remembered, damn, the bus has to swipe the card to put coins. Thinking of this, Liuhuo hurriedly rummaged through his purse and the pockets on his body, but he rummaged through it two or three times, but he couldn't find change or bus card.

"Oh, buddy, you went crazy in the nightclub last night, didn't you? You're already late when you go out in the morning, right? I've seen a lot of you, and I can meet several of them every Monday... People like you don't deserve sympathy, and you know how to play crazy on a good day..."

The driver's eldest brother is obviously a talker, and he talks endlessly, and the people in the carriage are secretly laughing.

"Young people, save more money, when the time comes, you will need money to buy a house and a car, don't think that being a little white-collar worker will be at ease, you don't have a car or a house this girl with you..."

"Forget it, I won't talk about you as a brother, don't you have a mobile phone, mobile phone payment, hurry up and swipe your mobile phone..."

At this time, Liuhuo and the professor thought that there is such a thing as mobile phone payment in this world. Fortunately, Liuhuo hasn't forgotten the phone, so he quickly took it out and went to the terminal to make up.

It's a pity that the expected beep didn't appear at all. Damn, Liu Huo can't be this guy who hasn't opened it, right?

Now, the car is full of people who despise the flow of fire, what kind of person is this, there is no change, there is no bus card, and the mobile phone is not paid. What about this kind of person who still messes with nightclubs? The money has been cheated out of by women, right?

Several beauties of different ages in the car completely despised the flowing fire, and the feeling that the flowing fire was a little handsome just now also disappeared, and they all squinted at this man.

"Oops... How are you messing up, I'll tell you, you hurry up and pay for it, or you'll give me the next stop, I've never seen you like this..."

At this time, the carriage also whispered.

"Oh, it looks very energetic, and he's a handsome guy, why is he so poor..."

"Hey, didn't you see the hangover on his face, the money was thrown into the woman's thigh..."

"Oops... You're bad enough, just a disguised little white-collar worker like him who crowds the bus, and he still wants to pick up girls? What an ugly woman is slashing at him?"

"Hehehe, that's it, look at his stalls, don't be a small salesman who runs insurance and pulls advertisements..."

......

The whole carriage was filled with whispered discussions for an instant. How could these voices be hidden from Liuhuo's ears, and Liuhuo's face was already as red as grilled shrimp after a moment's effort.

At that moment, the professor suddenly screamed.

"Oh mom, I forgot, don't we have a car?"

This sentence was burst into tears at the time, why didn't you say it earlier, ancestor, you are a bully, what kind of bus do you let me squeeze if you have a car.

The professor is also embarrassed now, and he is really embarrassed that his own negligence has caused Liuhuo to suffer so much.

"Don't be angry, am I confused?"

The angry one scolded the street in his consciousness, "You hurry up and give me a way, give me a way, you give me everything I don't know..."

The professor had already turned the scolding into an aggrieved guinea pig, and he didn't dare to talk back at all when he shrank in the corner.

"Oh, I remember! Don't you have a compartment in your briefcase? you always keep a lot of spare change in it..."

"Yes, I'm rich..."The excited Flowing Fire actually shouted out in the carriage with his mouth. The driver and passengers were stunned by a loud voice.

Could it be that this guy has a mental problem? Not only is he a pseudo-white-collar worker, but also a madman? At that moment, the whole carriage was like a cicada.

A carload of people are very smart, they know that there is nothing to be afraid of laughing at a pseudo-white-collar worker, but laughing at a madman is in trouble. You look at the head like a grass chicken nest, look at the eclectic way of dressing, and the idiot-like gaze, every bit of it reveals a stupid temperament.

I'd rather mess with a gentleman than a villain, I'd rather mess with a villain than a madman.

It's quiet, it's so quiet in the carriage, even the driver who drove subconsciously rubbed his body to the side, and never mentioned the thing about knocking him out of the car again.

Just when everyone was chilling, the next move of the flowing fire made the entire carriage dumbfounded.

Liuhuo actually took out a thick pile of brand-new hundred-yuan bills from his leather bag, which seemed to be full of 20,000 yuan. Damn, what's going on? Now that electronic payments are so popular, how can someone carry so much cash with them?

Is this real money or fake money?

The driver didn't decide first, "Are you real money or fake money?" But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it, there was a money detector in front of the front of the car, whether it was real or not, and he would know if he checked it?

When the green light of the money detector was on, and when the fire stuffed the 100-yuan bill into the coin slot, there was no one in the carriage who spoke, but there were a few voices swallowing saliva.

It was a brand-new, serialized, card-struck 100-dollar bill, and it was blocked in the coin slot that couldn't be stabbed alive or dead, and it was no wonder that the new money was flexible.

"We don't have change," the driver whispered, as low as he was talking to himself.

Liuhuo smiled at him, didn't mean to embarrass him at all, walked straight into the carriage, found a window seat and sat down.

At that moment, the eyes of the beautiful women in the car were full of little stars.

"Look, the watch on his wrist will be the new model of exhaustion..."

"And his bag, it looks like the latest men's bag on Dengxi Road..."

"Yes, yes, his suit looks so good, and the color is so natural..."

"It's still stylish, it's so damp..."

......

The voice of the gossip girl in the carriage was ignored by Liuhuo, and his attention was now all on the LCD screen hanging above the carriage, looking at the scrolling subtitles, Liuhuo was very confused.

"Today is April Fool's Day, April 1, 2o43. Today's weather is sunny and cloudy, the air is dry, please pay attention to hydration and moisturization..."

2o43?What kind of bullshit is this way of calculating the chronology, strange, really strange, this world is strange from beginning to end.