Chapter 9: The Dirtiest Attack
Day by day, no one asked Yun Zheng to go to Qinzhou, and no one asked Yun Zheng for advice, Ye Su left a lot of grain in the Yun family and went back to Guangyuan Prefecture directly on the merchant ship in Shuzhong, he couldn't wait to give the clansmen a new life, and he was not willing to wait for a day.
Di Qing took back his wooden house, but ordered the servants to clean the wooden house properly, such a thing is also done by the Yun family, although those wild people were trained by Ye Su to be very clean, Yun Zheng still planned to redecorate the wooden house again.
The night in Tokyo City was peaceful, and when the bacon chickens crowed all over the place, Yun Zheng woke up from the entanglement of the arms of the two pot-bellied women. I'm going to court today!
Originally, no one paid attention to Yun Zheng's failure to go to court, and the excuse of having corns on his feet had been used, so he was not afraid of others' irresponsible remarks, today Pang Ji didn't know what was crazy, and the day before he informed Yun Zheng that he must go to court tomorrow, it seemed that there was a lively look, so Yun Zheng, who lived a tasteless life like clear water, got up on the fourth watch.
Open the window and a strong water vapor will come to your face, God is like this, he won't give you a drop of rain when you need it, when you finally think of a solution, the heavy rain is endless, so the icing on the cake is often done, but no one wants to do the thing in the snow, God is the same.
Lu Qingqing raised his beautiful upper body, and the gauze on his body couldn't hide the pair of strong chests at all, so he rubbed his eyes and asked, "Why did you go to the court when it rained heavily today?" It's better to find an excuse not to forget it. ”
"Since Pang Ji said hello in advance, it means that something big has happened. If you don't go, you sleep, leave me alone! Yun Zheng brought over a basin of water and began to wash, he has never liked to use maids in his bedroom, these things are served by Lu Qingqing himself on weekdays, Ge Qiuyan doesn't know why he is getting more and more sleepy these days, he always seems to be not sleeping enough, and he was buttoned up by Lu Qingqing as a lazy woman.
Seeing Lu Qingqing and kicking Ge Qiuyan, who was sleeping heavily, Yun Zheng frowned and said, "Let her sleep." Don't kick it in the stomach. I'll get dressed, and I won't have to wait for you. ”
After putting on the court clothes, Yun Zheng took a few handfuls of ice in Lu Qingqing's arms, pushed open the door and walked away, leaving Lu Qingqing sitting on the bed and coquettish, sometimes playing hooligan is also a means to adjust the relationship between husband and wife.
I can't ride a horse today. The big green horse neighed twice in the stable. After being taught by Yun San's "Wang" twice, he continued to bow his head and eat grass. The cow and the monkey yawned as they harnessed the carriage, and due to lack of concentration, the small meteor hammer that the cow tucked on his belt accidentally fell a little. As he twisted too violently, the hammer slammed into his crotch.
Young people are generally tall cows and horses in the early morning, this time it is estimated that the injury is not light, the cow screamed and held the crotch on the ground and jumped, the monkey glanced at the cow indifferently, and yawned again: "Mrs. is looking for a matchmaker to tell you about kissing, I heard that it is still a daughter of the orthography of the military department, if your body goes wrong, the wife will definitely not be able to marry, and in the future, you will give my son the silver you spent?" ”
Han Niu jumped up and was about to beat the monkey, but Yun Zheng stopped him and let Han Niu get into the carriage with him, and the monkey drove the car today.
The market is deserted, even the most beautiful and diligent little lady is embarrassed to come out to set up a stall to sell food today, but the steamed bun shop of Lao Niu's family is still open, and the steam is swirling in the wide open windows, and the fragrance spreads far and wide.
Since Lao Niu followed Yun Zheng to suppress bandits in Shandong and injured his leg, Lu Qingqing opened this steamed bun shop for Lao Niu in the Fang City where his house is located, Lao Niu's wife has always helped in the Yunfu kitchen, and the steamed buns will naturally be made, since the opening of this steamed bun shop, Yun Zheng rarely has breakfast at home, and will buy some steamed buns to eat back when he has nothing to do.
"Don't want leeks, Hou Ye wants to go to court, I have too much breath after eating, the best fresh meat must be just out of the cage." The monkey sat in the carriage and craned its neck and shouted inside.
The old cow came out of the shop with a limp, holding a small basket in his hand, and the basket was covered with a clean linen cloth to keep out the rain, and he stuffed the basket into the monkey's arms angrily and scolded with a smile: "Your sister-in-law will not know the taste of Master Hou?" Serve hot. ”
The monkey stuffed a silver ingot with one or two points to the old cow and sighed and said, "A basket of steamed buns is always money, and it is more cost-effective than robbing." ”
Yun Zheng's voice came out of the carriage: "Can't you stop your stinky mouth with food?" Hurry up and bring it in, hungry, old cow, go and fill me with a bowl of millet porridge, it is estimated that today's court will not be able to end in a while. ”
Usually used to laughing, Lao Niu did not refuse the small ingot of silver, knowing that at this time Hou Ye was worried about the subsidy specially given by his business just opened, and what was polite to his own Hou Ye, he quickly entered the store with the ingot of silver, and packed a lunch box of millet porridge with a copper lunch box distributed in the army and sent it into the carriage.
Yun Zheng ate five or six fist-sized hot buns in one go, and drank half a lunch box of rice porridge before letting Han Niu grab the buns and eat them, this guy just put his hand in the crotch of his pants for a while......
Out of Fang City, there are more carriages on the streets of Tokyo, all of them are officials who are rushing to the court, the rain shelter on the monkey's head can't stop the rain, and it doesn't take much effort to get half of his body wet, Yun Zheng threw the hat out to him, this bastard has always had a habit of going crazy, and when it rained, he pulled his shirt open, revealing his half-stretched chest muscles.
Other nobles are all hugged in front of the court, the Shi family, the Cao family, and the Wang family If these people don't have more than a dozen flower arms to open the way, if there are no three or two charming women in the carriage, they are simply not called the court, I really don't know what they think, the most exaggerated is Wang Chen, who has always liked to eat burnt dates, and it is just enough to eat dates, and he has to hide these dates on a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl for a day before eating, what to say, Yun Zheng didn't dare to think that it was too evil, since he knew that Wang Chen had this habit, I have never eaten at the same table with him, even if Da Song implements a separate meal system.
"Young master, the Shi family's carriage is sticking up, it seems that I have something to say to the young master." The monkey lifted the curtain and said to Yun Zheng, who closed his eyes and recuperated.
"Then slow down and wait for the Shi family to come over." Yun Zheng is actually very curious about what the last dynasty is going to do today, in order to hide the storage of the astrolabe, Yun Zheng does not allow the astrolabe to act in Tokyo again, and turns all his attention to Qingtang, so he doesn't know anything about what happened in Tokyo, and asked Di Qing, Di Qing doesn't know what it is, he also received the news that he must go to the court, maybe Lao Shi knows that he is idle all day now, except for gambling, horse running, and holding the head of the Qinglou, the rest is to like to inquire about some other people's privacy.
The two carriages walked slowly side by side, Yun Zheng opened the window and saw Shi Zhongxin's old face, a little girl less than twelve years old stretched out her arm and held a small umbrella, afraid that he would be watered by the rain, the white hair and red face really have the appearance of a celebrity, if that face was not as obscene as a bun.
"Yunhou, don't ask, the old man knows that you are confused, you listen to this poem first-phoenix gold clay belt, dragon pattern jade palm comb. Go to the window to smile and help each other, love said: Is there a thrush deep or shallow? I have been working for a long time, and I have tried to draw flowers. After waiting for the embroidery work, he asked with a smile: How to give birth to the word double mandarin duck? "You are one of the few poets among our martial artists, you give comments."
Yun Zheng said with a big grin: "It's not badly written, my wife and I did it last night." "If you want to talk to these people, you have to be obscene, and if you don't have them, you don't know what to say to them.
Shi Zhongxin raised his thumb and praised: "Yunhou young couple, how the young couple is in love with honey is not too much, even if they write such glamorous words, it will only make people envious, if this poem is written by a sanctimonious old man." ”
Yun Zheng looked at the picturesque little girl beside Shi Zhongxin and was silent.
Shi Zhongxin laughed and said: "The old man was a well-known flashy prodigal son in Tokyo City when he was a teenager, and it is common sense to be old and strong, but a sanctimonious guy actually had an affair with his niece, what do you think?" ”
Yun Zheng was immediately interested, and leaned on the window and said happily: "Could it be that Pang Ji that old thief?" ”
"Ouyang Xiu! The dignified Guozi priest wine, right Zhengyan, know the system, okay, it's this old thief, his niece had an affair with his subordinates, and was sued by his husband's family, but he was actually tried in the lobby and had an affair with Ouyang Xiu, hahaha, tsk, I can't think of it! Old thieves also have today. (This is a historical record, not made up by the author, Ouyang Xiu denounced Chuzhou because of this unsubstantiated matter.) The appearance of this incident marks that the mutual attack of the Great Song Dynasty has lost the final bottom line. )
Seeing that Shi Zhongxin was very happy, Yun Zheng was a little confused, and couldn't help asking: "Who stabbed this to the court?" ”
"Will wait for Qian Xian, Lao Qian was originally the sixth grandson of King Wusu of Wuyue, and the ancestor was a minister, unlike you and me, the Great Song Chunchen, his life itself was difficult, a while ago he finally got through the door of Pang's nationality, and planned to go to the military department as a waiter, who knows what Ouyang Xiu actually said in a book:"" Wuchen is in charge of the country's secrets and obtains military information, how can it be the benefit of the country! If you want to beg for the resignation of the cardinal, let a state not only protect it, but also eliminate the trouble of the country. (This sentence is Ouyang Xiu's impeachment of Di Qing as a privy envoy, and Di Qing was later dismissed as a military state, and died of fear) So Lao Qian's idea of being a soldier in the military department to boil his qualifications was strangled to death, and now that Ouyang Lao Thief has such a thing, how can he make a big fuss? ”
Yun Zheng nodded and said, "How is this guy's character?" ”
"It's very profitable when gambling money, do you think we should add fuel to the fire?" Shi Zhongxin patted the window and asked, excited.
"Pull it down, Lao Qian's hand has ruined Ouyang Xiu's reputation for decades, and Ouyang Xiu wants to hang himself without us making a move, no matter what is found in the end, the yellow mud will fall off the crotch."
Shi Zhongxin said with a sneer: "He doesn't dare to die, if he dies, people will make a fuss, so he likes to see these old thieves in a dilemma." (To be continued......)
PS: Chapter 1