The first one wears a cyan high hat, a huge sapphire inlaid in front of the hat, the sapphire is surrounded by a circle of emeralds, a purple hosta is inserted in the black hair, the shawl hair is scattered on the right wide robe, the waist is a python belt, the left is wearing pandan, the right is wearing a jade pendant, the middle is a sword more than a meter long, and the feet are wearing black and white official boots at least ten centimeters high.

This person has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and his spirit is flying.

The two of us shouted more than a hundred meters apart.

He shouted, "What are you doing?" ”

I shouted, "Passing by! ”

Him: "What's that thing with a thick pipe on that car!" ”

Me: "Tanks. ”

Him: "What's it for?" ”

Me: "Kill!" ”

Him: "You dare to say that you are passing by!" ”

Me: "It's really passing, we're going to the beach." ”

Him: "Come to your steward!" ”

Me: "That's me." ”

He looked me up and down: "I am Zhang Qineng, the temporary head of Wudang." Dare to ask if you are the Central Plains Army? ”

Me: "Wudang head Zhang Liushun is dead?" ”

Him: "Nonsense! The leader of the martial arts alliance is invincible in the world, how can he be killed? My father is in retreat! He had just finished fighting the eunuchs in Mount Tai and was resting, and the Shaolin bald donkey assassinated him, but how could the leader of the martial arts alliance be plotted? He's just tired. Are you with Shaolin? Are you Zhao Zhengbao rebels? ”

Me: "Not really! We were just passing through. ”

Him: "Hurry up and be honest, are you a rebel?" ”

Me: "Whose rebels?" You say that the rebels must always have a reference, right? Strictly speaking, I am a rebel of the Han Dynasty, and we want to go to the Qing Empire, or the Empire of the Great People. ”

Him: "What nonsense are you talking about!" We are the Ming Empire, how can there be any Han and Tang Dynasty! ”

Me: "You don't know? More than half a month ago, Liu Xingchao was proclaimed emperor, the country was called the Great Han, and the capital was Chang'an. At the same time, An Zedong proclaimed himself emperor in Liaodong, the country was called the Qing Dynasty, and the capital was built in Beijing. At the same time, Lin Jiaxi proclaimed himself emperor in Lingnan, the country was called Damin, and the capital was Guangzhou. ”

Him: "Bold, there is only Da Ming in the world!" Swear allegiance to the Ming Dynasty! You traitors, I'm going to kill you and avenge my father and Wudang! ”

Me: "Alright, no nonsense! Get out of the way, we're leaving! ”

Him: "Shaolin bald! The scum of the court! Suffer yourselves to death. ”

He took the lead and led a large number of Wudang to rush over.

When we were talking nonsense, Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning had long been ready for battle. As soon as I finished saying the "fire" order, a tank opened fire on the temporary head of Wudang.

This handsome young man was directly blown up to the point that there was nothing left, and his gorgeous clothes, Eguan, pandan, and jade pendants floated in the air, and the sword was blown up to the sky, and it took a long time to stick to the ground, swaying from side to side.

At the same time, heavy machine guns and submachine guns opened fire, and the Wudang disciples fell in pieces, and the rest scattered and fled.

Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning even wanted to chase and kill, but I said, "Forget it, our business is important." Besides, save some ammo, I don't have to replenish it. ”

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The army marched east along the south bank of the Yangtze River.

Jiangnan Province is much more stable than Central Plains Province, and people have always lived and worked in peace and contentment.

Jiangnan grows rice, which has a higher yield and higher nutrition than wheat. When a rice field is planted, the ears of rice can be picked repeatedly, once a month, and they can't be eaten at all.

But we don't have the patience, so the forbidden army won't pick ears of rice in the paddy fields. They harvest rudely in rows, and when they are basically finished, the rice is destroyed and can only grow again.

We walked along the south bank of the Yangtze River for a few days.

One day at noon, we were resting after eating, when black smoke suddenly came from the south. The smoke was black with green, green with yellow, and it looked very weird.

The smoke was blown to our side by the wind, and the first person who came into contact immediately turned blue and vomited.

The man next to him shouted: "Poison gas." ”

The entire Praetorian Army instantly put on gas masks.

Wang Yuquan raised the gun in his hand, fired a shot into the sky, and shouted: "The alert brigade is attacking!" ”

Dozens of motorcycles and dozens of cars rushed towards the black smoke.

Soon there was a crackling sound and the rumble of a grenade exploding.

After a while, the smoke cleared and I walked over.

There were hundreds of corpses on the ground, dressed in black linen clothes embroidered with various conspicuous flowers. Each of them wore a masked towel covered in urine, and the entire area smelled of urine.

There was a flag on the ground with a green round bottle pattern on it - this is the Five Poisons Sect, the Five Poisons Sect of Yunnan Province.

The Five Poisons Sect is a remnant of the ancient cult Ten Thousand Poisons Sect. Yunnan is a thousand kilometers away from us, how did they come here?

There were a few live mouths, and they were quickly brought to me. These people were so frightened that they were like ghosts, muttering and kowtowing incessantly.

I asked, "What are you five poisons sent here for?" ”

They said, "It was the gang leader who asked the Zuo Protector to bring us here, saying that it was to serve the imperial court." ”

Me: "What about him?" ”

They: "You just killed me!" The intestines are all out! Spare your life! ”

Me: "Where did you get this poison gas?" ”

Them: "God-given." ”

I was furious: "Don't tell the truth, come on, bury me alive!" ”

They immediately shouted, "Don't kill us, my lords." Let's be honest! We made the poison gas, and it came out when it was charged in the seawater! Poison gas is very expensive, and a jar of poison gas can be exchanged for a horse. The governor of Jiangnan Province gave our sect leader hundreds of thousands of gold yuan, and the sect leader let us come from Yunnan. ”

I immediately understood that this was the simplest poison gas - chlorine.

The Palace Arsenal would have been made a long time ago, but the effect was not as good as nerve gas, so it was abandoned. How did the Five Poisons Sect know? It is said that with the intelligence of the people of the world, it is impossible for them to invent this thing?

……

Originally, chlorine was invented or preserved by the Senate, which was a civilization of more than 10,000 years. And that group of people can't do anything, and they can actually make chlorine?

But I thought, this is like the Ming Imperial Doctor (or the Great Han Imperial Doctor?) Imperial Doctor of the Great People? The Imperial Doctor of the Qing Dynasty? They occasionally ate a grass and found that it could cure a disease, which was the original medicine. Later, they took it for granted that they invented 10,000 herbs to treat 10,000 diseases.

Of course, they must have killed 99 percent of the people, but the 1 percent who were alive (in fact, they ate nothing and might even live better) preached that their medicine was the real one. The five poison techniques are similar to the medical skills, the blind will always be blinded by the other, and the chlorine gas is blinded by them.

In fact, it is not impossible for any provincial capital to have electricity, and it is not impossible for a power line to accidentally fall into the salt water and poison people with poisonous gas.

So it's not a miracle at all. Those who don't know what to call will never invent or discover a real miracle. It's like they may find that a certain leaf can cure a certain stomachache, but they will never cure a myriad of other diseases.

……

I immediately said to my subordinates, "Apply alkaline water to the poisoned people and let them drink alkaline water, this is the antidote." ”

Someone muttered: "The poison of the Five Poison Sect is invincible in the world, how can the alkaline noodles made of steamed buns be detoxified?" ”

As a result, those people drank alkaline water, and their whole bodies were coated with alkaline water, and they got better quickly. In fact, dozens of people were poisoned, but not a single one died.

Wang Yuquan said strangely: "How can you have the antidote to the Five Poison Sect?" ”

Zhang Kangning said angrily: "Okay, we haven't fought Jiangnan yet, Jiangnan actually dares to provoke us!" I have to blow Xiangyang into ruins! ”

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The army continued eastward and soon came to the city of Xiangyang.

Xiangyang, the capital of Jiangnan Province, is located on the Yangtze River and has a population of 14 million.

In fact, Yangyang is composed of many districts, and it does not even have a city wall, which is a bit similar to the Greater Chang'an District of Gyeonggi.

I used to think that Chang'an County and Xi'an County were prosperous, but when I saw Xiangyang, I realized that they were not even a fraction of Xiangyang.

Endless hotels and shops line the rolling hills of Xiangyang, small bridges on the city's rivers are one after another, the rivers are full of boats one after another, and the streets are full of bustling people.

I wanted to bombard the city gate of Xiangyang, but it turned out that there was no city gate at all!

I saw a large courtyard from afar, with the flag of the Ming Emperor, the flag of Jiangnan Province, and a flag painted with a big car. Outside the courtyard there were a large number of horses, a large number of carriages, and a large number of people walking around with bright machetes.

That must be the Jiangnan Army station!

I ordered tank shelling. Several tanks fired a few shots at it, and the large yard collapsed.

A large number of people rushed forward brandishing machetes, and quickly broke up under the fire of our submachine guns, and in a moment they were gone.

The forbidden army smiled proudly, and the Jiangnan army was really vulnerable.

The army was stationed outside the city of Xiangyang.

In the evening, sure enough, someone who claimed to be an official of Jiangnan came over.

A tall, lean man was surrounded by a group of pudgy men in the center, like a princess in a big dress.

The man said: "My name is Cui Jicai, assistant to the county magistrate of Xiangyang, and my father is the governor Cui Weichao." The head of the family saw that everyone had come all the way, and he was afraid that the hospitality would not be good, so he specially asked me to come and see the cut. ”

Me: "Oh, that's right. We came from Chang'an and wanted to go to the mouth of the Yangtze River. However, we don't want to cause trouble, but why did you send Wudang and the Five Poisons to kill us? ”

Cui Jicai: "Ah my lord, misunderstanding, we are guarding against Zhao Zhengbao, maybe it was a misunderstanding." ”

Me: "Luckily, we were able to wipe them all out." ”

Cui Jicai: "Really? So what do you have with the Dart Gang? ”

Me: "What dart gang?" You mean the dart gang of the private gangs? No hatred, I've never seen it. ”

Cui Jicai: "But...... An hour ago, you killed their gang leader......"

I suddenly remembered something: "Is the flag of the Dart Gang a big cart?" ”

Cui Jicai: "Exactly! ”

Me: "Ah, that's a misunderstanding. I thought it was the Jiangnan Army. What are you doing with such grandeur and arrogance as a private gang and an illegal gang? I also dare to walk around with a knife in broad daylight. ”

Cui Jicai: "My father said, it doesn't matter. He'd already lost a lot of money to the Dart Gang, and that's it. He also said that it was not easy for adults to come here, so he gave adults 300,000 gold yuan to entangle, and asked them to laugh. ”

With a wave of his hand, many carts behind him came with dozens of heavy boxes of gold coins.

I was a little embarrassed and said, "This ...... We'll rest for the night and leave tomorrow. ”

Cui Jicai arched his hand at me: "Today I will feast all of you heroes......"

I shook my head: "I have the heart, I will definitely treat you to another day." We have something to do, and we can't afford to delay. ”

Cui Jicai: "Another day!" ”

Me: "Definitely!" ”

Hey, how nice it would be if everyone in the world was like Jiangnan people!