How much is the difference between running a home and running a country? The so-called rule of a big country is like cooking a small fresh, and the macro concept is not necessarily suitable for the micro world, so we created the idiom that is difficult to reconcile.

Many ideas in China's history are contradictory, and we put forward a famous idea that seems to have the only effect of overthrowing him, and some people say that this is a manifestation of progress, but have we really carried it to the limit?

The story of the oil seller tells us that when you are familiar with your hands, there will be magic, from the fact that your ideas from later generations are not accepted, and you run into walls everywhere, Yun Ye knows that it is not the people of the Tang Dynasty who are wrong, but yourself.

Each of us has been looking for a sense of belonging since birth, and wants to find our own reasonable position in the human group, this position is actually a pronoun that allows us to live a more enjoyable life, in fact, it doesn't matter the form, physical and mental happiness is the most important thing, which is why the servants of the Yun family are unwilling to leave the country.

In their opinion, the zìyóu people outside even have a problem eating, they eat three dry meals a day, and they also eat meat, and the main family does not have their own wives and daughters, nor does they use their wages for spending time and drinking, let alone let themselves do things beyond their ability, although Hou Ye's temper is not good and he is a loser, but Hou Ye is only up and kicks twice when he is most annoyed, and it is not that he has not been kicked.

The fool Yun Eighteen found a job of sweeping the floor in the ancestral hall, and when the old nǎinǎi worshiped his ancestors, he swept the floor against the wind, making the ancestors of the family covered in dust, and a thick layer of dust fell on the ancestral tablets.

This is to be beaten to death in other people's homes, and the old nǎinǎi recited two sentences of Amitabha Buddha, and let the maid at home teach Yun Eighteen to sprinkle water and then sweep the floor with the wind, and also wrapped the sacrificial offerings for the fool a little.

Those who have a little ability are outside and follow the stewards all over the world, earn money for the family, and the stupid ones stay at home to do housework, if there are particularly smart ones, they are also brought to the academy by the Hou Ye to serve, except for doing some work, there is no difference from those noble students, they are all taught by a gentleman, Yun Jiu is very famous in the academy, and even the old gentleman of the academy is full of praise.

Such a beautiful young man with a bright future Hou Ye wants to give him a free birth, so that he will not be ridiculed by others with the cheap status of a servant, this is a kindness, and future generations will not be able to repay the great grace, he just didn't do it, knelt in front of the door of the old nǎinǎi room all day, refused to leave the country, so angry that the Hou Ye kicked him on the back several times, saying that he was muddy and couldn't support the wall, pointed to his nose and said, if you like to be a servant, then go and feed the pigs, if the pigs can't get fat butts and oil, don't want to do anything else.

A smart person is a smart person, and in less than two days, Yun Jiu dragged the pig of the little girl and the eighth lady to find Hou Ye, pointed to the lard on the pig's buttocks and said that he had done it. Asking the Hou Ye to change him for an errand envoy, for example, going to the grassland with the second lady is a very reasonable messenger.

The teapot in Hou Ye's hand almost fell to the ground, and the pig's butt was indeed bubbling with oil, that's right, he really fed the pig to this kind of Cheng dù?

There is no way, the Yun family pays attention to smashing a pit with a mouthful of spit, no matter how he does it, this is a fact, Hou Ye sent Yun Jiu to find Mr. Xu Jingzong, a famous scholar in the academy, to learn how to engage in yīn tricks and how to become worse, this is Hou Ye's punishment for Yun Jiu. "Husband, did Yun Jiu really feed the pig's butt with oil?"

Xin Yue is very curious about this question, Xiaoya's pig has been raised for three years, and it seems that there are still five or six hundred catties, but no matter how fat it is, it can't reach the point of flowing oil.

Na Rì also felt that it was impossible, she was an expert in raising sheep, and knew that this was unreasonable, so she helped Xin Yue, who was becoming more and more immobile, to help her, thinking that her husband had been deceived. "A good woman's family is not ashamed to hang the word ass on her lips all day long, Yun Jiu is just a little clever, although it can't be put on the stage, but it is also reasonable, it is a bad species, let him and Xu Jingzong learn how to become worse, it is not bad for our family, a good person in the family must have, and there must be two bad guys, our family suffers in front of the loss, and it suffers in the whole good person, let him help that rì twilight in the grassland for a few years, and then return to Chang'an after training, I want to see what kind of person this kid will become."

Xin Yue was not angry, shook the handkerchief on Yun Ye's face twice, and said, "You haven't said what tricks he played, why does the pig flow oil?" "This stinky boy stuffs lard in Hanhan's ass, when I can't see it? I can also think of this kind of idea of lack of virtue and smoke, which is in the same vein as Xu Jingzong, and it is a pity not to teach well. “

After finishing speaking, Xin Yue didn't do it, she slipped down softly, she couldn't hold it, Yun Ye hurriedly picked her up, she had never seen anyone laughing like this.

Holding Xin Yue's leg in his hand, he wanted to help this mother-in-law who was paralyzed with laughter to the kang, but her hand suddenly felt wet, Yun Ye was shocked, and the amniotic water broke. "Someone, Mrs. is going to give birth, Wen Po, find it, quickly!" Yun Ye lightly put Xin Yue on the stretcher that had been prepared in the house, and then he raised his head, he raised his head, and he was about to send Xin Yue to the delivery room.

The delivery room is in the north house, a room that absorbs the most abundant rì head jīng hua, the whole room has been wiped four or five times by the spirits, the bed sheets are all new linen, boiled with boiling water, and placed under the rì head to dry, Wen Po invited the best mother-in-law within a radius of 100 miles, not the blessed one, only the craftsman jīng Zhan, the official family's stable woman roster, Yun Ye and Xin Yue were about to turn over, only to pick out three, specially for the wealthy family to deliver babies, sometimes there is a difficult birth in the palace, and the cow who will also ask to help.

At first, people were reluctant to come, and they looked down on the small families of the Yun family, and felt that the price was dropped, and the name of Yun Ye's three evils in Chang'an was called for nothing?

Several guards rushed up, put the old woman and left, and the rest took a big bag of the old woman's midwife's delivery tools, stuffed them into the carriage with people and were about to go back to the Yun family, the eldest son of the old woman who was in charge of the punishment department was just about to stop him, but he was whipped on the head by Yun Ye and told him: "If you are satisfied, if there is a good one, you are ready to collect the body." “

Xin Yue entered the delivery room, there was no movement for a long time, Yun Ye was so anxious that he couldn't sit still, and Yun Ye turned east and west one by one, impatient, the whole family stayed in the yard and stretched their necks to look into the house, they couldn't see anything, and they were tightly covered by the curtains, they were in a hurry.

has already reported to Mr. Yushan, the Cheng family, the Niu family also went to people, Yun Ye couldn't leave, Qian Tong rode a horse all the way to find Sun Simiao, without his old man in charge, he really didn't have much confidence.

Xiaoqiu opened the curtain and came out, she is Xin Yue's personal ring, although she has already promised others, at this time, she is most familiar with Xin Yue's spleen.

The whole family gathered around and asked, Xiaoqiu seemed a little embarrassed, and said to the old nǎinǎi: "Madame is not moving now, Wen Po said that it still needs a little time, and Madame said that she wants to eat sugar cane." "It's not good to have a child, what sugarcane to eat, after giving birth, nǎinǎi will buy all the sugarcane in Chang'an for her to let her eat enough."

That being said, immediately a servant with quick hands and feet rushed out to buy sugar cane for Xin Yue, and the family was afraid that a few girls would eat bad teeth, so they generally did not prepare.

Mr. Yushan rushed over in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked again and again if he was born. "Didn't Mr. Sun say that there are still 20 days left before the birth? Why are you going to give birth now, is it falling? “

Yun Ye shook his head and told the old man that Xin Yue laughed too hard today, and he didn't know where the amniotic water broke, and he was about to give birth now. ”

The old man sat helplessly on the chair and gasped, a woman giving birth to a child is to pass the ghost gate, Wen Po boasted that she had delivered more than 100 children, and only five or six had accidents, which was a remarkable achievement.

Hearing this, Yun Ye wanted to hack Wen Po to death with a knife, if in the next life, there were more than 100 births and five or six accidents, he would have been chopped into meat sauce by the mother's family, and his face would be displayed everywhere.

But that's the case, her achievements are really remarkable, the government has records, giving birth to a child in this year is a big deal, those who have money find a stable woman with good skills, and if they don't have money, the official family will find a stable woman for him, and the stable woman must not refuse. Every time a child is born, it is strictly recorded, and if there is an unfortunate death, it also needs to be recorded, so it is almost impossible to cheat, because population growth is also an indicator of the promotion of officials.

If you give birth to a child at will like the later generations, you will be severely punished, and the crime will be the same as murder, especially in the early years of the Tang Dynasty, when people were not prosperous, Li Er hated this kind of thing, although it was said that if the child did not land, it was not a human life, Li Er would rather be strict than lenient.

The shaved sugarcane was sent in, and standing in the yard, you could hear the click of her biting the sugarcane, which was very powerful, which gave Yun Ye great confidence, since Xin Yue was pregnant, she has paid great attention to it, and she has not exercised less after her stomach got up, and eating is not a big supplement for Xin Yue, and the balance of the diet still has to be done, but she is worried about overnutrition, and the baby is enlarged, which will kill their mother and child.

Lao Sun was close, and he arrived soon, and there was really nothing to avoid about his old man, so he entered the delivery room and came out after a while.

said to Yun Ye: "Xin Yue's child is very strong, although the child was born prematurely, it is not tight, the pulse is strong, and it will be born after a while, what is the hurry?" ”

Waiting is the hardest thing in the world. The yard was quiet, and the naughty little girl was obediently lying in her aunt's arms, waiting for her first junior to be born.

Yun Ye used to be a little proud of his patience, but now his patience is gone, he is restless, he desperately wants a cigarette to soothe his nerves, and the withered grass pole in his mouth can no longer bring him peace.

Xin Yue's moaning came from the house, and Yun Ye's heart tightened when he heard it, and nǎinǎi spoke: "Runniang, take the girls back to the house, Xiao Wu and Maki also go back, the child is not allowed to come to this courtyard until he is born." ”

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