Yuanshan is a mountain, but the name Yuanshan represents not a mountain, here is the robber's shijie, since Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin took his jade axe on the side of the Dadu River and said that my country has ended here, here has become a robber's shijie.

As long as there are people living in a place, there will be rules, and since the government can't control it here, then they have formed their own rules over time.

The biggest day of the day is no stealing!

It's ridiculous to say, but thieves are not allowed to exist in the robbers' den, perhaps they think that thieves are a very despicable dark business, just like beggars are looked down on in the shijie outside, once the thief is caught, everyone will happily surround him, take a knife, or axe to chop off the thief's hands or legs, and then there will be a kind robber with a red-hot iron to help him stop the bleeding, as for whether to cut off the hands or feet, it depends on the value of the thief's stolen items.

If you steal a knife, you will be cut off, if you steal an axe, you will be stamped, if you are worth less than these two, you will have your fingers or toes chopped, and if you steal someone else's mother-in-law, everyone will laugh, and no one will take it seriously.

Monkey stealing has always counted his fingers, toes to calculate, the most finger is his bottom line, from the age of eight to steal to support himself until now at the age of twelve, stealing for four years, his proudest place is that his fingers and toes are ten, although dirty but not much, a lot, and he was the thief who stole at the same time, now either missing arms or legs, and a lot of bones have probably rotted.

The monkey didn't know who his father was, he never had the concept of a father and mother in his memory, he had been enveloped by cruel hunger for as long as he could remember, and the constant hunger and cold were the most profound things in his memory.

Liu Daba went out to work today, there must be no one in his shack, yesterday I saw him carrying a hanging of bacon back home, such a big piece of meat he can't eat all in one night, the monkey also wants to taste it.

It's very sad to say, obviously there is a clever stealing skill, but hungry all day long, because the whole people of Yuanshan know that they are thieves, no matter who sees themselves, they will be ready to fight, one by one open their eyes like copper bells, and steal a fart, after learning the pain, the monkey finally figured it out, there are still too few people in Yuanshan, so few that everyone knows himself, sometimes he will climb the highest peak of Yuanshan and tiptoe to look outside the mountain, I heard that there are many people outside, and they are very stupid, Mr. Huang, who plays the pipa and tells the story, said that the people outside are a group of cowardly chickens.

There are only fighting cocks in Wonsan, all of them are fierce, and once the monkey planned to steal chickens, but was chased and killed by the fierce fighting for half of the mountain, which became the laughing stock of the entire Wonsan.

The owner of the cockfight actually let himself go because of this incident, because after this incident, the price of his cockfight was higher.

The monkey tried to tie his loose clothes tightly, and if he wanted to steal something, he had to make sure that he was all over his body, and even if he couldn't steal something, he had to make sure that he could run away, and the monkey believed in his ability to run. There are not many people who run faster than themselves, and even if there are people who run faster than themselves, there are few people who are more flexible than themselves.

There is no such thing as living next to each other in Wonsan, everyone wants to stay away from others, and keep a certain distance to ensure their safety, which is the way of survival in Wonsan.

Liu Daba used to be a lone thief, killed a Beijing official who told the old man to return to his hometown in Mianchi, I heard that this guy put 16 people up to 80-year-old mothers, down to three-year-old babies, killed a clean one, by the way to the three female relatives of the family to rape, as a result, the matter was not secret, was seen, had to run to the west overnight, the official chase, Zuihou had no choice, had to stay in Yuanshan.

This is a guy who kills people without blinking, if it weren't for Han Niu constantly shouting hunger, the monkey is not ready to touch this guy, it's too dangerous, since the big boss Black Tiger was killed by a Taoist priest, there is no leader on Yuanshan anymore, seven or eight small leaders are fighting all day with a group of people, it seems that if you want to fight a new leader, it will take three years Mr. Huang said that this is like the chaos in the world at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and it is time for the group of heroes to compete again.

Babirusa? There were no deer here, and I later heard Mr. Huang say that it was a metaphor, but the monkey thought that this fat deer was the fat wife of the black tiger and the white and chubby, because she was always snatched by the little leaders.

Retracted his thoughts, prepared to work, spit two mouthfuls into his palm, the monkey took advantage of the moonlight to slide down an old rattan, Liu Daba's house was built on a big stone, no one was lonely, there was an abyss below, the monkey swung three times in a row before he caught the plank, tied the rattan to the plank, and entered Liu Daba's house with a short body.

The monkey did not dare to move the various weapons, although he really wanted the bright axe on the wall, and thought that he would be chopped off, and he didn't even have the heart to look at the axe.

Hand into the fire pit to feel it, very good, Liu Daba has not been in the house for a day, took out a small rice bag from his arms, quickly dug out two bowls of rice from Liu Daba's rice tank, looking at his own millet bag, the monkey gritted his teeth, and filled two bowls into it, Han Niu's rice is large, this rice is afraid that it will not be enough.

The bacon hung on the top of his head, and the monkey took out a small knife from his arms, cut off two thin pieces along the marks of Liu Daba's cut, picked up the bacon and looked at it carefully, and felt that it was almost invisible, so he cut it again. Put three pieces of bacon into his arms with leaf buns, tie the rice bag around his waist, go out, lie on the platform and listen carefully for a while, see that there is no movement, he untie the rattan and swing out, and then quickly climb the rattan up the cliff.

Caution is the first element of the thief, the monkey went up the cliff, the rattan carefully hidden in the many rattans, as long as two days pass, the friction marks on the rattan will disappear completely, Liu Daba can not think of himself, after all, he blocked the stone at the intersection of his own can not move.

Han Niu was injured again, he was always injured, fortunately, his skin was rough and thick, even if he was injured for two days, he would get better, but today he seemed to be beaten very badly, the blood scab covered his eyes, and his head was swollen like a pig's head, so he smiled and said to the monkey: "Today is a little bit, almost I can get the bacon of Boss Hu, you don't see, that piece of bacon is full of fat meat, four fingers thick, monkey, you have never seen such fat bacon, if I work harder, I can grab it." , you must like to eat. "Smash your mouth as you go.

The monkey raised his hand and wanted to hit Han Niu, but his hand stopped in mid-air, he couldn't hit him today, his head was full of wounds, the monkey squatted down and accompanied Han Niu's shoulder and said: "We can't eat Boss Hu's meat, he is bullying people, he just wants to beat you in a different way, tell you how many times, don't be fooled, why don't you listen?" ”

The light in Han Niu's eyes dimmed and whispered: "When you went to bed last night, you dreamed of eating meat, and you bit my arm and didn't let go, so I just wanted to get some meat and come back to eat......"