Chapter 3 Who is stupider than whom

"The shopkeeper's good eyesight, I can see at a glance that I am a countryman, I am really a hero from ancient times!" Zhao Mad flattered the shopkeeper like a fool at this time, "It's not easy for us countrymen to farm, and we can't dig a few pieces in the soil, so you can give me a cheaper, and I will also buy a fish for my family to try!" ”。“ Forget it, seeing that you countrymen are pitiful, I'll give you a penny cheaper, one hundred and ninety-nine wen a catty! ”。 The shopkeeper looked at the more and more people outside, and said with a smile and pretending to be generous. "Thank you shopkeeper, thank you, thank you, you can call me a big one!" Zhao Mad seemed to have gained a lot of money, and said with a thousand thanks.

"Pick a big one for him!". The shopkeeper shouted at the guy, and the little guy promised to roll up his sleeves to catch a fish, Zhao Mad made a move early, pulled out a big fish with seven or eight catties from the bucket and handed it to the guy and said: "I want this, this one is the biggest, with fewer spines and more meat, and it is enjoyable to eat!" ”。“ Guest officer, this fish is seven catties, a total of ......" The guy was just about to quote, but the shopkeeper preemptively said, "One hundred and seventy-seven, two hundred and seventy-seven, three hundred and twenty-seven, see that you are a countryman, just give two runs!" ”。“ You...... Are you ......" Seeing Xi really couldn't listen to it anymore, he stepped forward to speak, but Zhao Mad pulled him down and said: "Xie shopkeeper, you will give you two hundred and seventy Wen cheaper at once, you are really a good person!" ”。 He said with a smile on his face. "Is this person a melon?" Zhao Yan said with a smile as he heard someone behind him. "Hehe, I just entered the city, I haven't seen the world! "Hehe, I don't even know arithmetic, it seems that the mat master in the countryside is really not good!" ”。 Seeing that Xi listened to the discussion of the people behind him, his face was a little unbearable, but look at the prince who is still so stupid, touching the money in his arms!

"Hehe, this is five hundred Wen!". Zhao Mad took out a few mo's money, counted it and put it on the counter, and began to undress again, "I heard that there are many thieves in the city, and I am afraid that I will lose the money, so I have to surround the waist of the shopkeeper!" ”。 While explaining to others, he took out the money from the waistband of his trousers, and a few little ladies turned their faces with a smile when they saw this, and took a sip. "I said that your money is not enough, this is only 1,500 wen, and there is still 500 wen!" The shopkeeper counted the money and said. "Shopkeeper, you see I brought so much money, can it be cheaper? Zhao Mad looked at the shopkeeper's pleading pitifully.

"I said that you are too much of the shopkeeper, are you like you?" Zhao Peng looked back at a little sister-in-law pointing at the shopkeeper and said angrily, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, but said with a straight face: "This eldest sister, don't be troublesome, the shopkeeper is a good person, and he gave me a lot cheaper just now, how can he pit me, a countryman!" ”。“ You...... You're so stupid to death, leave you alone! ”。 The little girl stomped her feet in anger. "No, I can't do anything, or I'll be the son!" The shopkeeper shook his head and sneered. "Oh, shopkeeper, you see if it's okay to do this, you cut the fish and sell it, the fish head is 100 Wen, and the fish tail is also 100 Wen, which adds up to 200 Wen a catty, you don't suffer, I just need the fish head to do it!" Zhao Yan proposed. "Yes, you can!". The shopkeeper thought for a moment and said, then instructed the man to cut the fish open. "Two catties of fish heads, a total of 200 Wen! The shopkeeper said without raising his eyelids. "Thank you, shopkeeper, I think it's better to buy one, my companion still has some money in his hand, you can give me the fishtail too!" Zhao smiled wildly and handed him two hundred wen and said. "Okay, seven catties of fish, five catties of fish tail, one catty is also 100 Wen, you give me another 500 Wen!" The shopkeeper said disdainfully. "Okay, Xie Lu Xie shopkeeper!". Zhao Mad handed him another five hundred wen, took the fish, and just walked out of the store and came back, "Shopkeeper, did you miscalculate?" ”。“ You mud leg, I'm proficient in arithmetic, how could I make a mistake! ”。 The shopkeeper's heart was shocked, and he said with some panic.

"Shopkeeper, you do the math again, just now you said that the fish is 2,700 Wen, right!" Zhao Qing asked seriously, and the shopkeeper nodded, "I gave you 700 wen to buy fish just now, and you overcharged me 2,000 wen, you have to return it to me, right, you are a good person, you will not fool us countrymen!" …”

"Ahh Right! ”。 The shopkeeper was right when he thought about it, he did ask for more of his money, reached out and took out two strings of money from under the counter and threw them to him, waving his hand like a fly to let him go quickly. Zhao Mad took the money, let Jianxi carry the fish, turned around and gave the shopkeeper a salute and left happily. "Shopkeeper, our account is wrong, right?" The young man looked at Zhao Mad who was going out and asked cautiously. "How could it be wrong, even you dare to doubt me!" The shopkeeper glared at him and said, and the people around him also nodded. ,

"It doesn't seem right, he took our fish and gave it 700 Wen, we have already sold it at a loss, and you returned him two yuan, he seems to have eaten our fish for nothing, and he found him 1,300 Wen!" The young man snapped his fingers and calculated. "Huh?!". The shopkeeper's face turned pale for a while, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and sat down, glaring at the guy with a fierce look in his eyes. "Yes, you pride yourself on being smart, and today you know that you are powerful!" At this time, the little girl who helped Zhao Mad speak clapped her hands and said.

"Haa... The agency was too clever to calculate Qingqing's life. The heart was broken before death, the sex was ethereal after death, the family was rich and peaceful, and eventually there was a family that died and ran away. It's in vain, and the intention hangs in the heart of half a world, just like it, and it's a dream of three more people. Suddenly the horn is like a building falling, and it is miserable like a lamp about to end! A joy and sorrow. Sigh the world, it is difficult to decide! ”。 Just when the shopkeeper was annoyed, there was a burst of singing outside the door, and everyone was shocked or angry when they heard it, and some were still pondering, and their faces were confused. Zhao Mad and the two of them walked around for a while, they were thirsty, and suddenly saw a white pear under the porch of a shop, "Second master, this Laiyang pear is good, let's buy a taste!" ”。 Seeing that the prince licked his lips and said sensibly. "Shopkeeper, how do you sell this pear?" Zhao Madness asked while picking pears, and after waiting for a while, no one took a stubble. "Second master, that's ......" Seeing Xi, he looked into the store, and was taken aback, and said Lala Wang's sleeve. Yes?! ”。 This time it was Zhao Mad who was surprised, he looked up and saw that a young woman in her thirties sitting in the store looked at him sadly and happily, stunned, and behind her was the little girl who was upset just now. "Little boy, if you're thirsty, go into the store and rest, you can eat this pear as you like!" Seeing that Zhao was about to curtsily and salute, the young woman wiped the corners of her eyes and said with a smile. "Thanks!". Zhao Mad Youran understood that it was a "role-playing game" and could not reveal each other's identities, so he hurriedly thanked him, and entered the store, the little girl moved a Hu bed for him to sit down, and stood behind him without daring to raise his head when he saw Xi. "Come, eat a pear, this pear is crisp, sweet and fragrant, delicious and tight!". As she spoke, the young woman had already peeled a pear and handed it to him.

Zhao Mad has mixed feelings at this time, this is his mother in this life, although she is wearing ordinary clothes, with a bamboo answer on her head, she still can't cover her grace, can't hide her nobility and beauty, it is this woman who does everything possible to maintain herself, so that she can live until now, and the more than ten sets of clothes on her body every year are from her hands, seeing that she suddenly has a kind of relaxation that she has never had, as if the delicate body of the woman in front of her can block all the storms for herself. "He's not pretending to be stupid, he's really stupid!" The little girl in the store looked at Zhao Crazy and stabbed him twice with her fingers and said. "You kid is talking nonsense!". The young woman stuffed the pear into Zhao Yan's hand, gently stroked his face with her hand and said with a smile.

"Oh, how to eat your stuff for nothing!". Zhao Qing put the pear in his mouth, said vaguely, groped for a while with both hands, took out a crystal clear bracelet, held the shopkeeper's hand, and gently put it on for her, this bracelet is definitely not a scrap, but the best glass, not only no impurities, but not even a bubble in it. "Me too!". The little girl's eyes lit up when she looked at the bracelet, shook Zhao Mad's arm and said, not at all.

"Eldest sister, yes, I'll give it to you later!". Zhao Mad had already realized from her demeanor and attitude just now that this little girl was the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty, and his eldest sister Zhao Yupan, he said with a wry smile. Seeing that Xi was more interesting, he ran out of the store as if flying, and beckoned Wangfu and the two who had been on standby to come over quickly. "Eldest sister, you pick two things you like to stay, and send the rest to others, I don't know them well, so I'll trouble you!" Zhao Madness asked the two of them to pile up their things in front of Zhao Yupan, and arched his hand. "Wow!". Every time the little girl opened a box, she would exclaim, "Good brother, I want it all, leave it all to me!" ”。 Zhao Yupan is no different from a modern little girl, holding everything in her arms and saying. "Hehe, you girl, these things are worth a lot of money, how can you take them!". Zheng Hongmei saw that the two sisters and brothers were calling each other broken, and she no longer shy away from it, and poked Zhao Yupan's head with her finger and said. "It's okay, nothing here is good, if you come to my house another day, the things there are the best, and when the time comes, my sister can pick and take whatever she wants!" Zhao waved his hand wildly. "Okay, okay, I must go to your house to have a look, and I have to move back if there are good things!" Zhao Yupan clapped his hands and laughed. "Don't be overly extravagant, these things are worth a lot of money!". Zheng Hongmei couldn't help but teach I. "It's all made in my own house, so if my sister likes it!". Zhao said with a smile, although Zhao Yupan had made a promise, he still couldn't put it down about these things, and he hid a few things before stopping. "Yo, this pear is small and rotten, why is it still put out to sell!".

"Hehe, isn't it, it looks like all the money has been saved to supplement his son, so he can only grieve himself!". Before Zhao Mad finished eating a pear, he heard someone talking outside the store, and he glanced out, it was two noble ladies who were rummaging through the stalls. "These two wicked people will come here every time they go out of the market to make trouble, which makes people angry!". Zhao Yupan glanced at it and said angrily to Zhao Mad . "Yupan, don't talk nonsense, they are also your elders!". Zheng Hongmei glared at her daughter and sighed. (To be continued.)