Chapter Eighty-Six: Water Impermanence Section 3 It's all gentlemen
There was no one else living in this courtyard, or the head of the sect who said he was sick and couldn't get out.
The official is not big, the frame is not small, Yang Bangzi said in his heart that I am a commander and a regiment commander, and I don't use the two standing guard outside the courtyard gate, and there are two standing guard in front of the door, and Zhuang Ding, who is in charge of less than 200 people, is almost a level of spectrum with Commander Huang!
"Yang ??????!" The guard at the door had to report it, so Yang Bangzi drank it, and shouted a word, and the rest went back to his stomach.
Push open the door, good guys! In this house, there is a miasma of smoke and a smell of wine, no wonder I heard five and six people shouting in the house outside the courtyard, and seven or eight people on the kang are blushing and drinking and punching!
The door was pushed open suddenly, and the head of the sect sitting in the kang opened his mouth and scolded: "it!" Come in and don't report it! Look for death! The man who came in didn't answer, but walked straight to the edge of the kang, bent down, looked at the head of the sect with a big thorn, and said, "Dog Ridi, what about scolding Lao Tzu?" Believe it or not, pinch out the yolk of your eggs! ”
Yang Bangzi and the head of the sect stared wide-eyed, separated by a kang table and an oil lamp, and no one spoke for more than a minute! The few people next to him were all the hardcore apprentices of the sect leader, as well as the two girls, but they didn't expect this Commander Yang to break in in the middle of the night, and they all stayed there.
"Yo, this master, why did you leave that day, my sister and I thought about it all night!" The woman in the red jacket was originally sitting on the edge of the kang, pouring tea and wine for the few people who were drinking, and this scene was a little stiff, so she reached out and nudged Yang Stick to make a round.
"Stay honest!" Yang Bangzi turned his face sideways and glared at the woman in red, this look made the girl's heart sink! The murderous aura that comes out of his eyes is like a knife, and the person who pokes it like a knife is cold! The hand that wanted to reach out and pull Yang on the stick on the kang froze in mid-air.
The apprentices at the head of the sect also wanted to come over and pull Yang's stick. Ease the awkward atmosphere. Yang Stick looked around viciously. I didn't dare to move or squeak, my eyes were too panicked! Whoever swept his cold gaze couldn't help but shudder!
The flesh on his face twitched a few times, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously inhaled cool air, and the head of the sect finally couldn't take it anymore! The two of them have been compared for a while, you just know kung fu again, and you don't take people in your eyes on weekdays, and you make tricks with a person who kills people like numbness and crawls out of a heap. The smell of death coming out of the cracks in your bones covers you!
Those who dare to stab are two-hit, this head of the sect is relying on himself to follow the owner of Guo Laozhai for many years, there are so many people under him, and there is also a sound on the rivers and lakes.
When Yang Bangzi and they entered the cottage, they were treated as guests by the owner of the old village as soon as they came, and they were also known as the prince of the devil who brought them to him, and he was a jiashi who was not a bird. Do you think this leader can feel comfortable? This Guo Jiabao is except for Mr. Guo, just count him!
That's why the whole theater competition came out. Unexpectedly, the crooked melon and cracked date-like eight roads would clean up his three most proud apprentices in three strokes and five divisions!
The most slap in the face is the devil's head tower! I thought it was just a joke, but the head of the sect laughed at the eight roads that came out of the poor ravine, and he still dared to fight with this devil under the mountain?
I didn't expect that the ragged Eighth Road was a cannon that blew up the devil, cut off more than 100 heads, and seized more than 100 good guns!
Especially in today's battle, the hardness of the eight-way fight! Zhuang Ding, who participated in the war, came back and told the head of the sect about the scene of the battle in Nanshan, the head of the sect was even more depressed, he gave himself a cushion too high, and he had the heart to find a step down, but he couldn't get down!
Didn't this make the apprentices call the two fans brought up from the bottom of the mountain, and called a few apprentices to come over and drink flower wine to relieve their boredom.
But the road is narrow, the more you don't want to see anyone, people still knock on the door! The old wine of the head of the sect has turned into anger! pushed away the woman next to him and howled!
"Grandma's leg drops! The bullies are bullied to the home! Come on, come on! Lao Tzu will give up his life today, and I will walk with you for a few times! Before he finished speaking, the man jumped up and made a pose on the kang.
Yang Bangzi blinked, looked at the head of the sect with all his beard and hair, shook his head a few times, stretched out his hand, and reached the wine jug in front of the woman in red, shook it a few times by his ear, tilted his neck, and poured half a pot of wine into his stomach.
wiped his mouth and said: "Mother, it's really not bad!" Yet, give Lao Tzu another pot! After Yang Bangzi finished speaking, he smacked his mouth and touched the wine jar around.
The fans are still alive, and when they got up, they touched the wine jar, and handed it over with both hands.
Knock knock, it's three mouthfuls again! Pour it directly into the mouth of the jar.
looked at the leftovers on the table, grabbed a piece of dried tofu with his hand and threw it into his mouth, didn't chew it a few times, grabbed a few more peanuts and poured them into his mouth.
"Okay, are you tired of posing that pose? Look down and see that your brother has sneaked out. Yang Bangzi didn't look up, picked up the leftovers with his hands to eat, and after saying this coldly, he lifted the wine jar and poured two sips of wine.
Several people on the kang heard Yang Bangzi say what "brother", and they all turned their heads to look at the head of the coach who was tied to the horse step in confusion.
This guy jumped up too violently just now, and he didn't know if the waistband was loose, and the crotch pants were open, and he didn't know if he was bald, and he didn't wear shorts inside, and the dick was just like that, this posture is really good-looking!
Several of the apprentices of the sect leader turned red! The one who was walking on the horse also saw his little brother when he lowered his head, and quickly clamped his legs, covered his hands and sat down, making a blush and thick neck!
"Man, what are you doing here, you shouldn't eat or drink, if you want to fight with you, you will use this to come! ! ”
After speaking, a young man sitting on the edge of the kang was pulled by a stroke, and sat down on his legs, taking a sip of wine and a mouthful of food, taking care of himself quite freely!
The head of the church tied the waistband of his trousers, tightened the belt of his trousers, picked up his wine bowl on the table, drank it dry in one gulp, and looked at Yang Stick directly.
Burp, it's good to eat and drink! Yang Bangzi shook his head a few times, stretched his waist, looked around, and said coldly: "You, you, you guys, all out, Lao Tzu wants to play with him!" Several apprentices Zhuang Ding looked at the head of the sect, and the two fans got off the kang neatly and went out.
The head waved his hand, and his apprentices hurriedly got off the ground with relief, pulled on their shoes and walked out of the house.
hugged his fist, and the head of the sect said: "Commander Yang, I came to visit late at night, I don't know what to do?" ”
"Can you say something about people, Mr. Guo's mouth is stinky and smelly, you said that you are also a meaty practitioner, is it interesting to have a clean head and a brain? Come, let's go three drinks first! ”
After Yang Bangzi finished speaking, he brought over the wine jar, filled the wine bowl in front of the head of the sect, and then pulled an empty bowl and poured it for himself.
After drinking three bowls, Yang Bangzi unbuttoned his clothes, took off his military hat, sat cross-legged, took out a cigarette bag and pot, lit the tobacco with the oil lamp, and opened his mouth after spitting out a puff of green smoke.
"I said man, a man more than five feet tall, a stomp foot is also the master of the ground trembling, why is this belly the same as a dog's belly, can't put aside two taels of sesame oil? Where are we sorry for you, did we rob you of your job or pout your gun? You also give Lao Tzu a dismount! Still lying here drinking flowers and wine and pretending to be sick! Still a gentleman no! ”
"Why aren't you an old man! You're a dog! Lao Tzu's territory, you are arrogant, Lao Tzu will not be pleasing to the eye! What's the matter! ”
"What's the noise! What a noise! What's higher than your voice! You fight devils, Lao Tzu fights devils, what are you crazy! I want you a gun or a bullet for you! Don't look at the face of your old village owner, which one comes to your rabbit where he doesn't! ”
Yang Bangzi smashed his fist on the kang table, and the plates and bowls were shaken and fell to the ground several times, and they fell badly.
This head is not a two-hundred-and-five, nor is he a stunned person, he has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, he should pretend to be pretended, and he should be clamped with his tail, this truth is not to look at drinking a lot of wine, and his heart is the same!
Now the number of people in the cottage is several times that of Zhuang Ding, and the owner of the village also favors this Commander Yang, and the fellows are the only eight roads of the horse, which is really stiff, this Commander Yang gave an order, and he was able to hand over Zhuang Ding's weapons, and at that time, his own life could be in the hands of others! (To be continued......)