Yun Ye turned around and walked away from Xiaolin's room, since people didn't do some ambiguous things, there was no need for him to make room for them, this year, the matchmaker had the possibility of becoming a eunuch, so she could only be a princess.

Hua Niang's clothes are very thin, the red bust looms under the thin gauze dress, and a pink butterfly at the top of the bust is dancing.

Today's Xiaolin is very clean, and the bun on his head is not messy at all, the thorn strip that was originally used as a hairpin is estimated to have been thrown away by bacon, and now he has a white hosta on his head, and he is wearing a cyan robe, and he finally has a pair of cloth socks on his feet. That's right, if you want to be a Taoist priest, you can't deceive people without paying the capital.

Seeing Yun Zheng looking himself up and down with his eyes shimmering, Xiao Lin was a little embarrassed, rubbed his hands and said, "My clothes are burned, and the bacon wants me to wear this set of clothes......"

Hua Niang interrupted Xiao Lin's clumsy explanation and said with a smile: "Brother Lei, you are already heroic, and wearing this body just complements your temperament, don't mention bacon, you still have a little vision." ”

"Yes, the skeleton with long hands and feet is wide, and such a cow can produce meat best." Yun Zheng said viciously on the side.

"Men should be heroic, women should be charming, this is a long time ago arranged by God haode, unlike someone with fine skin and tender meat, there are two dimples on the face of a smile, and a man feels shivering when he looks like a woman."

Xiaolin's cultivation is very good, he laughs silently, but Hua Niang is not a forgiving person, and as soon as she speaks, she attacks Yun Zheng's proudest place.

Xiao Lin smiled and watched the two of them bickering, as if this would give him great satisfaction.

Hua Niang suddenly put her face on Yun Zheng's face and looked at it carefully for a while. Clapping his hands and laughing: "Brother Lei, look at this kid, his face is full of spring, he must have a sweetheart, I'm strange, there is a bunch of withered peach blossoms in the lobby, and I am reluctant to throw away a single petal, I thought it was bacon that was a nymphomaniac, and it turned out that there was someone else who was a nymphomaniac."

Boy, talk about it, with your shady means. Did you get it? In the future, it will be ugly to encounter resentful women on the street. ”

Xiaolin suddenly interjected: "He has taken a fancy to the third lady of the Lu family." ”

"How do you know?" Yun Zheng is very strange. This guy slept for three days and knew everything.

"Your bacon pulls flower petals in the lobby next door every day, and curses the third lady of the Lu family in his mouth, I don't think it's difficult." As soon as Xiaolin finished speaking, he and Hua Niang hahadaxiao got up.

Hua Niang suddenly stopped daxiao, looked at Yun Zheng with a serious face and said, "The Lu family has five daughters. The eldest daughter, Lu Wanrong, married Hebei. The second daughter, Lu Xiaoying, married the eldest son of the transfer envoy. You can't take a fancy to the third girl, Lu Qingqing, right? ”

Yun Zheng smiled: "Lady Huaichun, Ji Shi tempted, what's wrong?" ”

"No way!" The flower girl screamed. After finishing speaking, he stood up and walked in front of Yun Zheng and said: "You can find someone else's daughter to say, go steal, rob, take aphrodisiacs, beat the stick, my sister will definitely help you, only this Lu Qingqing can't do it, Zhang Ji Lao Immortal personally approved her life, saying that her life is the life of Jiuyang Hurt Palace, and the life of the man Tiansha Lone Star is also incorrigible, whoever marries who dies, without exception, you can't marry her, it will kill you."

Xiaoyun Zheng is good, listen to my sister's words, if you like beautiful women, my sister will help you find it, in fact, the girl I recruited is very good, a smile, there are two small dimples on the face, two big eyes, you can die of sweetness at a glance, and you are very compatible, with your ability, you don't need to marry a family woman can also soar, tell you, those women are the same as wood, there is no slightest style, it looks like that, listen to my sister, we don't want her, we want sugar candy. ”

"If you come less, you want to lie to me again, Tangtang is your lifeblood cash cow, will you give her to me? Besides, I fell in, and I felt that Lu Qingqing was good, and when I came back today, I was still thinking about whether I could see her in Taoyuan. ”

Xiaolin stood up and walked up to Yun Zheng and asked, "You really don't care about that injured officer of Jiuyang?" ”

"Hehe, I am a copper pea between heaven and earth, I can't steam it, I can't cook it, I can't beat it, I can't fry it, I just want to see how this so-called Jiuyang injured officer can withstand me!"

"Good! This is my friend of Xiaolin, thieves are embarrassed everywhere, good men have to go through adversity, walk rugged, break thorns, even if they die, they have to straighten their waists, dare to embarrass my generation, and die to bite off a piece of meat from God's lonely crutch! Xiaolin said loudly and heroically, and unconsciously used Zhongqi, and dust fell on the roof.

Hua Niang couldn't help but puff up her chest, looked at Xiaolin intoxicated, and couldn't wait to pounce on it immediately.

Yun Zheng waved away the dust with his hand, pressed Xiaolin to his seat and said, "That's not good, our lives are more valuable, we will go around God if God is embarrassed, and I can't hide if I can't afford to provoke me?" If you want to bite the lonely kidnapping of God, the younger brother is waving the flag and shouting for you in the back, and it will never work if you want the younger brother to go up in person.

Lu Qingqing, I am married, let's change the way of thinking, others dare not marry, it means that it is the daughter-in-law left by God for me, otherwise where can I find a wife with a good family background, appearance, cultivation, and quality? We have to believe that God is good, but many times we misinterpret the meaning of his old man.

In fact, what do we think, God will basically think like that, this is what the celestial induction said, brother, don't get old to gnaw on God's lonely crutch if you have nothing to do in the future, God is actually good. ”

"Shameless!"

Xiaolin and Hua Niang roared together, and then pushed Yun Zheng out of the door, Wugou was right, after Yun Zheng learned the meaning of the subtle words, if he spit it out, it would have a smell.

Hatefully kicked Xiaolin's door twice, no one opened the door for him, so he had to go to Yun Er with his hands behind his back, this is a kind of person with the same thoughts and the same knowledge.

Yun Er's life became more and more pleasant, sitting on the bed, listening to the bacon tell him stories, although these stories were just legends of mountain spirits and ghosts, Yun Er still listened to them with relish, and kept asking about the following.

Seeing Yun Da walking in, Bacon lowered his head and went out of the room, Yun Er saw that Bacon was very sad and annoyed and said to Yun Da: "You are not allowed to break my wife's heart in the future, let alone beat my wife's idea." ”

Yun Da threw Yun Er into the bed and lay down by himself, looked at Yun Er and said, "Are you wrong to say that I married Lu Qingqing?" Xiaolin wants me to fight hard with God, Hua Niang wants me to give up, and the teacher also wants to give up, what do you think? ”

Yun Er said impatiently: "What's not satisfying about you marrying a super white rich beauty, as for the fate of this thing, did you care about it before?" If you change places, you become hesitant, and sluts are hypocritical. ”

was scolded by Yun Er as a slut, Yun Da himself felt quite cheap, discussing the Mandate of Heaven with Yun Er was really the wrong person, this guy is basically in the same group as Xiaolin, and he has been unlucky since he was a child, so he is full of prejudice against God.

When he was about to go to bed, Lao Liao quietly appeared outside the door and whispered, "Someone sent a hemp bag." ”

Yun daxiao for a moment, asked Lao Liao to find Xiaolin, Hua Niang came over, and took the lead to go to the front hall, there was a hemp bag in the front hall, and a figure in black was hidden in the shadow of the front hall, and when he saw Yun Zheng coming, he hugged his fist and said, "Cheng Fenglang, please check!" ”

Yun Da untied the sack, Brother Hao was really in the sack, probing his snort, he just passed out, Xiaolin glanced at it and said, "Meng sweat medicine!" ”

Yun Zheng took out the prepared fifty Jiaozi from his arms and put it on the steps in front of the courtyard and said, "From now on, there will be no more problems!" The man standing in the dark shadow stretched out his hand to pick up Jiaozi and counted it carefully, carefully put it into his arms, arched his hand and said, "There is no more to do with it!" With that, he walked out of the small door.

Xiaolin walked out with the man in black, came back after a short time, and said to Yun Zheng, "Six people, all gone." ”

After listening to Xiaolin's words, Yun Zheng asked Lao Liao to find a basin of cold water and splash it on Brother Hao's face, Brother Hao hit a spirit, slowly opened his eyes, and finally saw Yun Zheng's face.

"You owe me a hundred dollars!" Yun Zheng looked at Brother Hao and said.

"You gave my life, and you know that I can't afford it, as long as my wife and sister are okay, you can take this life at any time." Brother Hao said it very simply, and it was also the truth.

"I know you can't afford it, so I put you in a job so you can pay it back quickly."

"Murder or arson?"

"I'm a good person, I don't kill people or set fires, the job I arranged for you is to be optimistic about a Qinglou, don't want him to be disturbed by other splashes, that is, commonly known as thugs, when others bully us, you beat him, you beat him when we bully others, give you three times a month, pay me back with two money, always pay your wife and sister, your food and accommodation are in the Qinglou, how about it?"

Brother Hao looked at Yun Zheng suspiciously, not because the conditions were too harsh, but because the conditions were too good, and the money was always enough to find two flower arms in Chengdu Mansion, and they would rush to do this for a living.

"It's all said, I rescued you to see that your wife is pitiful, and those hooks in the market do you think I don't know? You are still righteous in that group of people, Huanhuaxi heard that it is your territory, and now you can't keep it, you are dead, and now you are Brother Hao's younger brother named Haoer, you can only go to the city in the future. ”

"Let me see the old lady and the sister first, as long as they are okay, what do you say, what do I do."

"Okay, let's go take a shower and change clothes first, it's not good to see them like this."

Lao Liao led Brother Hao to take a bath, Yun Zheng looked back at Hua Niang and said, "How about it" The thug you found is very good, if you hadn't been arrested that day, you would have locked your throat, and the eight catchers would have been beaten to death by him." (To be continued......)

PS: Chapter 1