In the depths of Yuan Shang's heart, he has always felt that there are only three things that are the most angry and sad in his life.

The first thing is that the person died, and the money was gone. The second thing is that people are alive and the money is gone...... Third, when you want to spend money, there are people who don't have long eyes to grab flowers with you.

Compared with the first two objective reasons, Yuan Shang personally feels that the third thing is the most unacceptable, such as the scene in front of him, three women buy headbands and headdresses, what are you robbing a big man? What a remarkable thing for you!

Take a closer look at this kid's young age, white skin and tender meat, and a lively sissy, at a glance, it is a cheap life.

Xiahou Juan also frowned, glared at the white-clothed scholar fiercely, and said dissatisfiedly: "I said, why are you like this?" I've got all these three headdresses, and you're not looking for knives and guns, what are you doing with a group of our women? ”

The white-faced Confucian turned his head when he heard this, glanced at Xiahou Juan up and down, and said respectfully: "Miss's words, I can't help but say a little too much, as the so-called I want to be benevolent, Si Ren is the best!" The things of swords and guns are really vicious weapons, killing and slaughtering souls, and the source of disaster! It is despised by the gentleman! On the contrary, it is this headband, with an exotic style, quiet in the past, it is really hard to give up, I look at it, there is an urge to express inspiration in the chest, do 10,000 good sentences in the world! So, I have to buy this headband, and I hope that Miss can cut her love and let her be in the next one. ”

Listening to this young Confucian student, he chattered a lot. Xiahou Juan's head has become two big, who is this kid? Opening the mouth is a verbose and crepe tone. Isn't it just to buy a headband, why is it still related to the good story that has been passed down in the world?

Yuan Shang was also quite strange in his heart. Aren't the men in the desert north supposed to be five big and three rough and bold men in their imagination? When did the gentleman's taste of lyrics also arise?

Could it be that the residents of the border land outside the Seychelles are also good to follow the trend?

Lu Lingqi's brows furrowed and she took a step forward. Standing in front of the white-faced Confucian student, he said with a frosty face: "If we insist on not letting it to you, what can you do?" ”

The young Confucian was stunned when he heard this, obviously he didn't expect Lu Lingqi to say such unreasonable words. After thinking for a while, he said affirmatively: "If you don't give me a head ring, then I will have no inspiration to make a fuss, I will have no inspiration to make a fuss, and there will be one less chapter of Shenxiu that can be passed down for all generations, and the gentlemen and Confucian scholars of later generations will have one less masterpiece to look at!" ”

Speaking of this, the young Confucian student's face tightened, he jumped up excitedly, pointed at Lu Lingqi's nose and said angrily: "When the time comes, you will be the daughter of the ruined text that has been stinking for thousands of years, and you will be scolded by everything!" Then your sins will be great! ”

Lu Lingqi couldn't help but be stunned when she heard this. Obviously, I didn't expect this handsome little Confucian to use such a reason to perfunctory her.

Confucian Sheng was obviously very satisfied with his answer, glanced at Lu Lingqi triumphantly, and said with a smile: "How is it?" I'm scared! ”

Lu Lingqi looked at the young Confucian in a daze for a while, suddenly raised her eyebrows, curled her thin lips, raised her hand to the young Confucian face, and only turned the young Confucian three times in place, and then sat on the ground with a fart, showing a huge red handprint on her face. looked at Lu Lingqi in a daze.

Lu Lingqi was still angry, and scolded angrily: "Where did you come from, bastard! Dare to treat the old lady here, are you stupid to me? "After all, there is an urge to do it.

"Oops~~!" Yuan Shang raised his hand to stop Lu Lingqi's next move, and said to her dissatisfiedly: "It's over, it's over!" The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, we have to pay attention to convincing people with morality, how can we raise our hands to beat people when we say two words, which is not a woman's demeanor. ”…,

Lu Lingqi was indignant, and the young Confucian who had been stunned on the ground said angrily: "I was excited for a while, but I couldn't hold back...... But look at the he said, and ask me if I'm afraid? Isn't this obviously looking for a beating! ”

Before he finished speaking, he saw the Confucian on the ground suddenly have a column at the corner of his mouth, and he opened his mouth, "Wow, wow~!" The big cry came together, and while crying, he shouted angrily at Lu Lingqi: "You....you dare to hit me? Woowoo...... It's so unreasonable! I....I'll go home and tell my dad to go! I asked my father to arrest you and recite "Women's Training" and "Women's Rings" every day...... Woo, they all say that a slender lady, a gentleman is good, who dares to be a tough woman like you, the man who marries you is definitely either a eunuch or dementia! ”

"Hey, how are you scolding? What about scolding Huai? Yuan Shang frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "The gentleman can't speak as well as others, you deserve to be beaten for this mouth....... besides, if you let your father arrest someone, he can arrest whoever he wants?" Who is your father? ”

The young Confucian raised his head and said arrogantly: "Speaking out will scare you to death!" My father is Cao Cao! ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this, glanced at the young Confucian with disdain, and said, "Your father Cao Cao? My father is still Yuan Shao, do you believe it? ”

Hearing this, the young Confucian looked Yuan Shang up and down a few times, and said, "Your father is Yuan Shao?" .......Hehehe, you're stupid to me! ”

Yuan Shang waved his hand indifferently and said with a smile: "So, you don't believe me, why should I believe you?" Remember to go out next time to blow your dad to be low-key, don't say it so big, no one will believe it. ”

After that, he got up and gave the money for the head ring of the alien boss, and divided the three head rings to Zhen Mi, Xiahou Juan, and Lu Lingqi, and the family of four immediately continued to walk into the distance.

Walking and stopping all the way, and in a blink of an eye, it was sunset, Xiahou Juan looked up at the sky, and said with a smile: "It's not early, we should also go back to the pavilion to rest, Zhao Yun and Sima Yi have already gone to Linrong Taishou Mansion to meet the local Taishou, and it is estimated that Taishou will definitely invite us to a banquet in the evening, and we have to go back to prepare and prepare for it, and clean it up before it is called." ”

Lu Lingqi smiled helplessly and sighed: "You girl, you know how to eat." ”

Zhen Mi turned her head to look behind her and said, "The question is, have you noticed that there seems to be a spy behind us all the time?" ”

Everyone turned their heads to look, but saw that not far behind them, the white-clothed Confucian followed them sneaky, has been secretly looking at their group, one they turned their heads, hurriedly picked up a night pot on the roadside stall, very fascinated by the careful study, its appearance can only be described by the four words of covering ears and stealing bells.

"Husband, that person has been following us, what should we do?" Zhen Mi turned his head and asked Yuan Shangdao inquiringly.

"I'm going to beat him!" Lu Lingqi rolled up her sleeves and turned around and was about to rush out, but was hurriedly stopped by Yuan Shang.

"Hey, people don't care much about you, why are you beating people? This avenue is open in your house? …… In this way, the three of you will go back to the pavilion to bathe and change your clothes first, and I will go to meet the Confucian student, and I will go to you later, how about it? ”

Although the third girl was not at ease when she heard this, she looked at the body of the Confucian student whose combat strength was negative, hesitated for a moment, and still agreed, but she still instructed Yuan Shang to be careful.

After the third girl left, Yuan Shang walked over to the young Confucian who was still pretending to be fiddling with the night pot of the street stall, patted him on the shoulder, Yuan Shang smiled slightly: "Huh? Isn't this the boy who blew the father just now? How did you come here to see that the night pot is coming, how is it? Does it smell good? ”

When the young Confucian heard this, he suddenly shuddered, and subconsciously immediately replied: "Don't think about it, I'm not following you!" ”

There are no three hundred taels of silver here, perhaps this is the case. …,

Yuan Shang sighed when he heard this, this Confucian student... It's really naïve and stupid to a certain level.

Confucius also seemed to react, feeling that he was really a little too hypocritical, his face turned red, and then he changed his words and said, "Okay... I admit that I am indeed following you, and I hope you don't blame you, but please be assured that there is no malice in the meantime. ”

Yuan Shang nodded with a smile and said, "Don't worry, if you are really malicious, my lady would have slapped you to death just now...... Say, what do you follow us for? I want that headband, hehe, I'm sorry, my three ladies like those things very much, please forgive me for not giving them away...... But if you have a lot of money, I might as well sell it to you. ”

The young Confucian turned a deaf ear when he heard this, but just looked Yuan Shang up and down, as if he was weighing something.

After a long time, Fang saw that Confucius said: "Actually, I followed you below, just because for some reason, as soon as I saw Your Excellency, I had an indescribable feeling of depression, and the talent in my chest was unconsciously gushing out, wanting to send out but couldn't stop, I want to compose a song for you, I don't know if You are willing to listen?" ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this, although he was a little unclear, but he still said curiously: "You follow me, just to see that I am inspired, and you want to make lyrics for me?" That's all! ”

Confucian Sheng's face turned pale: "You dare to call this a?" You, you are blaspheming the righteousness of a gentleman, if your words are known by Confucianism in the world, you will be drowned by the spit of Confucianism in the world! ”

Yuan Shang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and sighed helplessly: "That's it, whatever you want... If you want to do lyrics and songs, do it quickly, I still have to eat, in a hurry! ”

"You'll wait!" I saw the young Confucian take out a bundle of bamboo slips from the cloth bag on his back, take out the pen inkstone, take water on the spot and grind it, and with a big stroke of the pen, he began to dance on the bamboo slips.

"Traveling to the north, passing through a different homeland. Bitter cold but exposed, the Xiongnu desert is hidden, from the north gate of thistle, looking at Hu Disang from afar. I met a hypocrite, his wife was reckless, the gentleman behaved differently, slapped me, and a certain reasoned with him, the husband and wife sore each other, the branches were worth each other, a pair of real tigers and wolves. ”

After writing, I saw this kid smiling and swinging the bamboo slip in front of Yuan Shang, and said with a smile: "How is it?" How are I doing with this song?"

After Yuan Shang read it carefully, he couldn't help but sigh faintly, and said: "The writing is really good, there is a clear eye, and it is written so fast, the problem is that you have a word in it that is not praised, all of them are scolding me and my daughter-in-law in a different way....... you say that in the current situation, should I praise you for your talent, or should I beat you up?" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )