When I arrived in the Central Plains, it was like arriving in another world.

As soon as I got out of Tongguan, there were people blocking the road and robbing it.

Hundreds of people lined up with torches, and many of them had big letters on their chests, and they were: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree." If you want to pass by, leave to buy road money. There is also a horizontal criticism: "If you want money, you don't want to die, and if you want your life, you don't want money." ”

There is also a big flag next to it. When I looked closely, it was actually the banner of the general gang, and a bloody human head was painted on it. There are hundreds of bandits in the world, and they are all nominally loyal to the general gang. Li Datou, the leader of the gang, was once among the top ten wanted criminals in the Ming Dynasty, but later the Demon Sect was rampant, so he was taken down.

Now that the world is in chaos, the gangs are becoming more and more arrogant, and they dare to block the road and rob them so blatantly.

I said, "If you don't know the place, don't mess with the outlaws." ”

Before Zhang Kangning could speak, the leading armored car opened fire, and the hundreds of people were washed away like a swarm of ants by a stream of urine.

The living gangsters ran forward as fast as they could, and a tank fired at them as it sped forward, blasting them into the sky.

I said sadly, "I'm in trouble." I'm ready to be a bandit at the end of my rope. ”

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The army marched on.

The road in the Central Plains was very difficult to walk, full of pits, all deliberately dug by people, the speed of the army was reduced by half, and the bumps were so bumpy that I was about to vomit.

Some roads are completely blocked, and you can only roll through the wheat fields. There are still a lot of disturbed and suspicious creatures in the wheat fields, sneaky, I don't know if they are tenant farmers, homeless people, bandits, deserters......

We met an army. They asked us where we were, and I said it was the Ming Dynasty army, and they shouted, "We are the Han army!" Kill Minggou! "Kill us, of course, they'll be dead in ten minutes.

We have another army. They asked us where we were, and I said it was the Han Dynasty army, and they shouted, "We are the Ming army!" Kill the Han dog! "Kill us, of course, they'll be dead in ten minutes.

We met the third army. They asked us where we were from, and I asked where they were. They say that they are the army of the Ming Dynasty. So I said that I was also a member of the Ming Dynasty army, and they shouted, "We lied to you!" Fooled, right? We are the Han Army! Kill Minggou! "Kill us, of course, they'll be dead in ten minutes.

We met the fourth army. They asked us where we were from, and I asked where they were. They say that they are the army of the Han Dynasty. So I said that I was also in the Han Dynasty army, and they shouted, "We lied to you!" Fooled, right? We are the Ming Army! Kill the Han dog! "Kill us, of course, they'll be dead in ten minutes.

We continue to encounter a lot of troops. I ordered: If you encounter an army, you don't need to ask for instructions, just destroy it.

Until three or four o'clock in the morning, Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning ordered to rest and continued to rush at eight or nine o'clock in the morning.

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Tanks and armored vehicles were on the periphery, other vehicles were in the center, and the army was stationed almost instantly. They had their own duties, some were on duty, some were patrolling outside, and most of them fell asleep in their tents.

I was alone in a tent, with the superweapon of the poison enhancer in my hand, thinking about what to do next.

The guard outside said, "My lord, there is a woman who wants to see you." ”

Dongfang Mingyue is here to thank me?

A woman came over, and it was actually Park Qinghong.

She was still wearing a purple coat, but her clothes were a little torn, and the earrings, necklaces, and bracelets were all gone, probably robbed. I also saw that some of her clothes were a little wet, which was obviously wiped with a towel before coming.

She sat down next to me and said, "Thank you for saving me." ”

I said, "Oh. ”

She looked at the small green bottle in my hand and said, "No wonder adults have such good skin, it's really enviable." "I guess she thought it was a skin cream.

I thought, "Damn, I don't secrete male hormones anymore, of course my skin is better, and my voice is better!" ”

I said, "Oh. ”

She touched my hand and said, "If it weren't for you, I would be a ghost by now!" ”

I said, "Oh. ”

She leaned her head on me and said, "Thank you." I want to ......"

I pushed her head away and said, "Madam, I am a eunuch, and your trick will work for me." ”

She still touched my hand: "We can be best friends." ”

I let go of her hand: "I'm a eunuch, and I'm not a, what a girlfriend!" Besides, I'm so worried right now, I'm not in the mood! You'd better go back. ”

She was still grateful in every way, and I sent her out so easily.

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After she left, I spread out the map of Daming and thought about my future actions.

This map has been handed down by many dynasties. Surveying and mapping were not allowed in various dynasties, so the map has not changed and has long been inaccurate. For example, Jinling on this map is actually on the south bank of the Yangtze River, and it is still far from the coast, but Jinling is obviously on the Yangtze River Island, located at the mouth of the Yangtze River. But even this kind of inaccurate map is better than no map, right?

I wondered, who to turn to?

The imperial court doesn't need to think about it, so is it Liaodong or Lingnan? Those two places are far away from the emperor and the emperor are far away, and the imperial court can't control it, plus I, the invincible forbidden army, must live a chic and comfortable life.

Just as he was thinking, someone outside shouted, "My lord, there's a woman who wants to see you." ”

This time it's finally the moon in the east. She was shy on her stomach, and a maid was still carefully supporting her. When she came, she sat down in her chair with a shudder.

I said, "You have a thick neck, coarse hair, and a double chin." Ah, your skin is so rough, how long has it been since you washed your face? ”

Dongfang Mingyue said: "Shut up! ”

Me: "I'm closed. ”

She frowned and clutched her stomach: "There is something for you to do." ”

I said, "What's the matter?" ”

She said: "You threw my second, third, and fourth sisters away, and you can't take them away." ”

I was stunned: "What? Why? Where to throw it? ”

Her: "Just throw it here!" ”

Me: "Isn't that going to be the end of the day?" ”

She: "How easy is it to die!" They are all young ladies from big families, how can they die so easily! The gangsters will definitely trade them for money. ”

Me: "Why?" Did they mess with you? ”

She hesitated for a moment, and finally said hatefully, "It's been five years!" They kept bullying me! ”

Me: "Where is there no contradiction between wives and concubines?" Fortunately, you are not a daughter-in-law of the people, if you are in the countryside, I am afraid that you will kill your mother-in-law long ago. ”

She exclaimed, "I can't take it anymore." Again, they put centipedes in my bed! Centipede! What I'm most afraid of! And it was put when my husband was in the same room with me! My husband ignored me, and he also said that I deliberately let it go and ignored me for several months! ”

I said, "Just a centipede, you're harming people?" ”

She said louder: "It's not just many, think about it......"

Me: "Don't make me think about it!" Goosebumps! You guys are going too far! Can jealousy reach the level of murder? I really don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin! ”

Her: "Do you care about me or do you care about them?" ”

Me: "It has nothing to do with whether you care or not. I'll tell you the truth, at best, they're my votes; At worst, they are my hostages and shields; In the money, they are my meat tickets. By the way, 'they' include you. If you have a bad idea, I'll throw you away. ”

She was furious: "You bastard. ”

Me: "Usually others call me a bastard, and I admit it, but why do you still scold me when I save you?" Hurry back to raise the baby! Be careful and prone to stillbirth, my mother said! ”

I pushed her out.

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At eight o'clock in the morning, the army continued eastward.

The land of the Central Plains has experienced so many wars, but it is still full of vitality. There is no way, the crops are growing too fast, even if no one in Daming cultivates the land, no one will starve to death.

I would even venture to say that if the world were in turmoil, it seems that no one would starve to death – because no one would collect taxes.

I asked Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning to come to my armored car to discuss things. As a result, in addition to the two of them, four other people also came.

I have a gloomy face, these two pieces of waste, why are they so ignorant.

They said to me, "These four people are my four division commanders, who fled back from Yanjing with you and us. Rest assured, boss, it's absolutely safe. ”

I was relieved that they weren't too stupid.

I said, "I'm just going to talk about where to go today." Chang'an can't go back, because the forbidden army will definitely not be able to defeat Sichuan. The Qicheng Imperial Court can't go either, because the prime minister won't let us go. Therefore, Lingnan and Liaodong are left. It just so happens that we have their men in our hands, and we have a strong army, and they dare not provoke them if they want to. If we go to Lingnan, we may not be used to living in Lingnan, but Lingnan has always been peaceful and we are safe. We can also go to Liaodong, there are 600 million people in Liaodong, and they have been called emperors many times in history, and Chang'an has always had no way to take them. ”

Some people say to go to Liaodong.

Some people say go to Lingnan.

Some people also say that going to Jiangnan to occupy land is king.

Damn, there are still people who say that the prime minister will be eliminated and the court will take refuge.

I suddenly felt like an emperor, with a bunch of traitors. I do things with my own ideas, and if I do it right, it is the credit of my courtiers, and if I do it wrong, I do not listen to the advice of my courtiers. The emperor is really not a human inside and out!

I suddenly thought to myself that I might as well go everywhere and sell them all like hostages, and make a lot of money. And the ransom must be in gold, because the paper money is about to be worthless. When I'm done fishing, I'll go to some remote place in the south and claim the king......

Then I thought, no, now they are all enemies. The Ming Dynasty must regard the Qing Dynasty and the people as traitors, and the Qing Dynasty and the people will not give the court a good color. I'm going to a place. The people of that place are definitely going to kill the rest.

They were arguing about who to turn to, and I was alone in my chair, when the convoy stopped.

We got out of the car in confusion.

The herald hurried, telegram in hand, and came to the group of us.

He hesitated and stammered: "There is a telegram from the headquarters of the forbidden army, asking us to go back immediately, and return ...... He also asked if it was a rebellion...... There was also a second telegram in which the emperor said to forgive us and ...... as soon as we returned"

Zhang Kangning: "This is a secret mission!" Who dares to suspect that they will be killed directly! Turn off the telegraph and march silently. Who dares to say one more word, there is no forgiveness for killing! ”

Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning shouted: "The army continues to advance!" ”