Chapter 1 The Most Special Person in the Border City

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Chapter 1: The Most Special Person in the Border City

The fierce cold wind came from the north, and after the snow foam rubbed the ground and blew it, it rolled up a lot of yellow weeds in the sky, and the depressed scenery was also a scene.

The lanterns in the imperial capital are the object of their chanting, the Yangtze River, the largest river in the empire, is also the object of their chanting, and the pink and tender Qingqi people in the Imperial Capital Half Moon Tower are of course also the objects of their chanting, but it is undeniable that the girls in the Half Moon Tower are generally unaffordable.

And the battlefield and fighting are always good themes for poets to sigh about.

It's only been the end of the New Year, and the weather is still too cold to handle, especially in this place where birds don't poop in the northwestern border of the empire, and it is no exaggeration to say that if there is some problem with the prostate, the gurgling urine that spills can freeze all the way to that useless thing.

Outside the small forest, there were dozens of corpses, because the weather was too cold, the people who had just died were already as cold and hard as stones, and under the residual sun, the blood that turned into ice on those corpses reflected a strange color, just like the wine produced by the people of the Western Regions, and it was almost that color when you looked at it through the delicate crystal glass.

The boots clattered as they crushed the ice formed by the clotted blood.

A border soldier dressed in the dark blue livery of the empire's black leather armor was walking up to the corpses, wiping the two popsicles hanging from under his nose and saying with a slight smugness: "Behead the forty-third level and take back the looted property, this credit is not big or small." At least Lao Tzu, the deputy lieutenant of the accompanying Rong, can also be promoted by half a level, if you are really promoted to lieutenant, Lao Tzu invites you to go to the red sleeves to drink flower wine. ”

"The team is bragging again!"

A border soldier shook his head and said, "Even if you take out five years' military salary, it won't be enough for our twenty-three brothers to invite everyone to drink a glass of wine in Red Sleeves." ”

"There is a solution, do you still use Lao Tzu to pay?"

After saying this, Li Dangdang was stunned for a moment, looked back, and then asked as if he remembered something: "Where did Fang Xie go?" Lao Tzu hasn't seen him since the fight just now! ”

"Is this a surprise?"

Fu Baobao, the commander of the border army, who had survived eleven battles between the empire and foreign enemies, sighed and said: "I survived the battle eleven times, and this kind of thing is simply a smellless fart in front of Fang Jie. I'm willing to bet that even after a hundred and ten wars, he will still survive well. ”

Shi Changqiu Xiaoshu said with a smile: "He has thousands of family fortunes to guard, so he is naturally afraid of death." You're different, you're single...... Eleven wars without dying, and you are still a military commander, this is indeed not a glorious thing. ”

Fu Baobao said very seriously: "I never deny that I am afraid of death, and I am proud to survive...... But what about that bastard boy? He never thought he was afraid of death, but what the hell did he dare to come to kill a horse thief? I bet that in less than a quarter of an hour, that bastard thing would have come out of somewhere with a smile, and then said to us with a relaxed face: In order to celebrate another great victory of our border army, I invite everyone to go to the Yunji Dog Meat Bun Shop for a drink! ”

The two dozen border soldiers who were sorting out their equipment and counting the dead nodded almost at the same time.

I think so.

"Be content!"

Qiu Xiaoshu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Since there is this guy named Fang Xie in Fan Gu City, our food has indeed improved a lot. You can't deny that there are 800 border troops and 2,000 people in Fangu City, and there is not a single one who doesn't like that guy. ”

"A person who is greedy for life and afraid of death to the extreme, but everyone likes him, why is it?"

Fu Baobao pouted and asked.

"Because ......"

Team Zheng Li Dangdang bent down and dragged down a gold chain hanging from the neck of the horse thief leader, and looked at it in front of him with a sigh of anger: "Fang Xie that guy...... It's so fucking going to make money. Fan Gucheng's life is getting better every year because of his presence, I bet ...... The Imperial Capital Praetorian Guard is not as well equipped as ours! It's not as good as our food! ”

At this time, I don't know where out of the road came out of a young man with a delicate face, who looked like he was only fourteen or fifteen years old, he wore a leather armor that didn't fit well, rubbed his hands and walked over and said with a smile: "In order to celebrate another great victory of our border army, I invite everyone to go to Yunji Dog Meat Bun Shop for a drink?" ”

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Fan Gucheng

In the study of Li Xiaozong, the border general of Fan Gucheng.

The brazier burned vigorously, and from time to time fine ashes rose with the flames. The temperature in the house is very different from the outside, and the warmth makes people reluctant to leave.

Li Xiaozong is the supreme commander of the 800 elite soldiers of the border army of Fangu City, although he is only a tooth general from the fifth grade, but there is no doubt that he has absolute rights and status in this small city of Fangu with a length and width of three and a half miles, and even in a huge area with a length and width of more than two hundred miles.

He was born in the Li family of Longyou, although he is only a son of a side branch, but he can barely be regarded as a nobleman, and he has a false position of a right servant from birth. And the most admirable thing about Li Xiaozong is not his background, but his talent.

Since he was transferred to the post of general of the Fan Gubian army three years ago, the jurisdiction within a radius of 200 miles has been much more peaceful than before. In the first year of his arrival, the border army dispatched 33 times and killed more than 900 thieves. Last year, the border army made six sorties and killed more than 200 thieves. This year...... To be precise, it took eight months for the border army to kill the horse thieves in June last year.

Therefore, Li Xiaozong has a headache. If there are fewer military merits reported, how can we reward them more? He couldn't help but be stunned when he thought of this, and then he had to reflect on when he started to become so greedy......

He only celebrated his twenty-sixth birthday last month, not only was he born in a family, but it is said that he was also an honor student from the Imperial Capital Yanwu Academy, and he was appointed as a border army general after graduation, which can also prove that he is a coquette in the Yanwu Academy...... Oh no, the rumors of the amorous man are true.

It is said that in the imperial military, the power is not the greatest, but the fame and status are definitely the greatest, the dean of the martial arts academy Zhou once praised Li Xiaozong in public, and his words and deeds can affect the attitude of the imperial military Dean Zhou said, Li Xiaozong, if you have not hung up because of your rotten temper by the time you are thirty years old, then it is very likely to become the youngest governor of the empire.

From this sentence, it can be seen that Dean Zhou attaches great importance to Li Xiaozong, but Dean Zhou's next sentence may be the point.

Of course, if nothing else...... You won't even live to be twenty-five! An idiot who has studied in the Martial Arts Academy for three years and still only attacks and can't defend, the military department actually plans to transfer you to the border city...... I want to mourn for you now!

Dean Zhou miscalculated, because Li Xiaozong's three years in the border city were simply too fucking nourishing.

Whenever Li Xiaozong remembered Dean Zhou's comments, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

To be honest, it was indeed because of an accident that he became less rampage than before, because there were many more things in this world that made him feel too beautiful, and he was reluctant to die.

This accident was a young man named Fang Jie.

"Fang Juexiao...... You're a fucking prodigy! ”

Looking at the young man who was pouting and roasting the fire next to the brazier, Li Xiaozong couldn't help but admire.

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Fang Solution, word awareness.

Three years ago, Li Xiaozong served as the general of the border army of Fan Gucheng, and he also appeared in this small city that is not big but very famous. In just one year, he became a celebrity in Fangu City. To explain it in the words of Bian Junzheng Li Dang, that is, this guy is too fucking good at making money!

Those who dare to pout their butts in Li Xiaozong's study to roast the fire, there is no shortage of people in the entire 800 border army of Fan Gucheng, because Li Xiaozong is not a stern and terrifying general, and his study is not as difficult to enter as the only candle wick in the red sleeve that can dance the dance of flowers and water sleeves. After all, the latter is said to be a yellow flower girl, and he ...... Do not say.

But the person who dares to pout his ass in Li Xiaozong's study and roast the fire, and it is still the buttocks, must be the only one who solves it.

The ass was steaming and floating white.

"Did you pee?"

Li Xiaozong looked at Fang Xie and asked seriously.

"If there is no urine-sque-smell, it is definitely not urine!"

Fang Jie, who had clear eyebrows and a clean and bright appearance, replied seriously: "Li Dare When they killed the horse thief, you don't know how strong the wind was, in order not to be frozen to death, I had to dig a snow cave and hide in it, this is the best way to save physical strength and ensure body temperature, but it is undeniable that it will still get wet after sitting for a long time......"

Feeling that his buttocks were finally warm, Fang Xie took out a stack of square papers from his arms and handed it to Li Xiaozong: "Last month's harvest was not too brilliant, but it was less than one percent more than last month." ”

"That's a thousand taels of white flowers!"

Li Xiaozong exclaimed: "Fang Jie, are you sent by God to benefit Fan Gucheng?" ”

Fang Xie tidied up his clothes, and then replied very seriously but also very shyly: "I am a ...... sent by God to benefit all mankind."

"How can God be willing to let you come down, if you stay in heaven, how much more silver do you have to help him earn?"

Li Xiaozong looked at the silver ticket in his hand and sighed.

"If the general is fine, I'd better go back to Jinyuanfang first. Tomorrow is the day of the market, so you have to prepare for it more or less. ”

Fang Xie looked back, making sure that there was no more smoke on his buttocks, and was ready to leave.

"If you don't go back to sleep, I'll throw this stack of silver tickets into the brazier and burn it."

Li Xiaozong gave him a blank look and said.

"For the silver ticket...... I have to sleep this one. ”

Fang Xie said with some embarrassment.

"Go, I know that you must have agreed to invite Li Dare to eat dog meat hot pot for them, remember not to drink too much alcohol, if you let the people of the law enforcement team catch me, I can't bend the law for personal gain."

"Don't worry, Shogun."

Fang Xie said as he walked out the door: "It's not once or twice that I eat meat and drink wine with the people of the law enforcement team, last time a law enforcement team was pretending to arrest me, and after two pots of old wine, he began to talk to me about brothers." You know the Tao, eating people will always have a short mouth, and taking people will always be soft. ”

"It seems necessary to change the law enforcement team......"

Li Xiaozong sighed and said, then shook his head again: "Unless you change yourself, you will always be the most special one in Fangu City." Go back to sleep, I'm annoyed looking at you! ”

"Whoa!"

Fang Xie gave a military salute, then turned around and walked out of the study. After only going out and walking three or four steps, he suddenly heard Li Xiaozong's voice floating faintly from behind: "Fang Juexiao, did you fart?" ”

Fang Xie was shocked, and said in his heart, how did this silent fart general find out?

He turned around and asked in surprise, "General, have your skills improved again?" ”

Li Xiaozong shook his head and said seriously: "I...... See. ”

Fang Xie was stunned, and then looked up to the sky and sighed: "Fan Gucheng is good anywhere, it's just too fucking cold!" You can see it when you fart...... I can see ......."

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