The fifth time, Nanye Golden Palace, a refusal of the official, the first swing of the mage Luoyang (1)

Updated: 2013-06-09

After Li Yue's inquiry, Nan Ye learned that the foreign ministers would first go to Da Honglu, one of the Nine Qings, to learn etiquette when they saw the emperor, and Da Honglu would also arrange a residence for the foreign ministers.

Nan Ye doesn't know how many houses this big Honglu is in charge of? Is the formalities troublesome or not? Can you arrange more than 100 people? So why don't you find an inn to stay in first.

As soon as everyone settled down, a small yellow door came to preach the holy decree, and Master Xuan Nanye came to see him. Nan Ye received the order and saw that he was still an acquaintance, it was Huangmen Zuofeng.

It turned out that Nan Ye's entry into the city had already reached the ears of Emperor Ling, and Emperor Ling was overjoyed, so he wanted to summon him. Zuo Feng was even more favored by the Spirit Emperor because of the offering of immortal clothes, and when he heard that Nan Ye had arrived in Beijing, he wanted to have a relationship with this mage Lala again, so he volunteered to come to deliver the decree, which saved Nan Ye a lot of trouble.

After Zhao Chuan's incident, Nan Ye already understood that the world is used to judging people by their appearance. Seeing the Son of Heaven is not trivial, not only is it a matter of life and death, but it is also extremely important to Nan Ye's future Jihua. So Nan Ye had to let Zuo Feng stay less, freshen up, and change into a set of fancy clothes.

When Nan Ye came out after changing his clothes, Zuo Feng said in a slushful voice: "Master Nan really looks like a fairy wind when he changes his military clothes, and Bixia will definitely like it when he sees it." ”

Nan Ye said: "Borrow angel auspicious words." Ye met the saint for the first time, and he didn't go to Da Honglu to perform the ceremony, so he didn't know what the taboo was, and asked the angel for some advice. ”

When Zuo Feng heard this, he told Nan Ye how to salute when he saw the emperor, how to answer the emperor's questions correctly, how to thank the emperor for rewarding, and what are the taboos of every action.

These noodle rites are much more complicated than the school rules, and Nan Ye was dizzy when he listened to them, and he didn't remember much until he entered the palace. Seeing Nan Ye frowning, Zuo Feng knew that he couldn't remember a lot for a while, and concluded: "It's okay if the mage can't remember everything for a while, but just remember one thing, that is, don't contradict Bixia and make Bixia unhappy." If the mage is rude, he can say that he is an outsider and does not know how to be polite. But if you want to say that you collided with Bixia, then everything is over. ”

Nan Ye thought to himself: "Why didn't you dead eunuch say it earlier!" Isn't it just to coax the emperor to be happy! Why do you say it's so complicated? But he said, "Thank you angel for your advice!" ”

After Zuo Feng led Nan Ye into the palace gate, he asked him to wait outside the palace for a while, and went in to reply to the decree by himself. Nan Ye couldn't help but sigh when he stood in this splendid palace complex. Who would have thought that this beautiful palace would be destroyed in the war in the future?

It didn't take long for Nan Ye to hear the warrior in front of the hall announce his visit, he collected his heart and walked into the main hall with his head held high. The Chinese martial arts officials in the palace hall are lined up on the left and right, and there is one person sitting on the throne in the middle, and you don't need to ask to know that it is Emperor Han Ling, who dares to wear a school uniform.

It has become a habit for Nan Ye to use skills when he sees people, even if he meets the emperor, he can't hold back his smile and throw out the skills of star-revealing and star-seeking.

Name: Liu Hong alias: Emperor Ling of Han

Stamina: 34 Skill: None

Commander: 6 Skill: None

Force: 24 Skill: None

Intelligence: 22 Skills: None

Politics: 33 Skills: Business

Charisma: 31 Skill: None

General: 150 Special Skill: The Emperor sells the official mantle

Will Xinglu: Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Eastern Han Dynasty. This seal is the Marquis of Jiedu Pavilion, the great-great-grandson of Emperor Zhang of the Han Dynasty and the cousin of Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty. In the first year of Yongkang, because Emperor Huan had no children, Emperor Huan's empress Dou Miaoli became the emperor, who was only 12 years old at the time and reigned from 168 to 189. In the first year of Emperor Ling's reign, the Yellow Turban Rebellion led by Zhang Jiao broke out. Zhongping died in the sixth year at the age of 34. He reigned for 22 years, and was nicknamed Emperor Xiaoling and was buried in Wenling. A loser with a unique taste, he kept four donkeys and a bunch of eunuchs and paid a high price for them.

As soon as I looked at the emperor's resume, I knew that Liu Hong was not a good bird. What is the use of your business skills as an emperor? Do you know what else to do besides the sales officer? Nan Ye thought about it carefully, this Emperor Han Ling really hadn't done anything serious. It's ridiculous enough to say that he keeps four donkeys.

It turned out that the Spirit Emperor lived deep in the inner palace and tried new tricks for fun. There is no donkey in the inner palace, and a small yellow door that is good at welcoming carefully selected four donkeys from other places to enter the palace. After Emperor Ling saw it, he loved it like a treasure, and drove a small car to play in the palace every day. At first, I also found a driver to drive, and after a few days, I simply operated it myself. The news of the emperor driving a donkey cart came out of the inner palace, and many bureaucrats and doctors in the capital competed to imitate it, thinking that it was fashionable, and the price of donkeys among the people rose sharply for a while.

Just as the capital was filled with smoke and dust raised by donkey carts, Emperor Ling lost interest in donkey carts again. There are also eunuchs who are ingenious, dress up the dog, put it into the virtuous crown, wear court clothes, and wear ribbons, and swayed to the court. When Emperor Ling recognized Naiyi, he couldn't help but clap his hands and praise: "What a dog official." Although the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty felt ashamed and humiliated, they dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.

Emperor Ling also imitated markets, markets, various shops, and vendors in the harem. Let some of the palace maids and concubines pretend to be various merchants and sell, the other part pretend to be customers who buy things, and some pretend to be singers, monkeys, etc. And he himself put on the clothes of a merchant, pretended to be a merchant selling goods, and walked up and down this man-made bazaar, or drank and had fun in the hotel, or quarreled and fought with the shopkeepers and customers. The Spirit Emperor was mixed up here, and he had a lot of fun. The goods in the shop are all rare and exotic treasures looted, and they are stolen by the greedy palace maids and concubines one after another, and even secretly fight for what you steal more and I steal less, but Emperor Ling doesn't know at all.

Nan Ye didn't have much reverence for imperial power, and he didn't have a good impression of a faint monarch like Emperor Ling, and he was not interested in a faint monarch who didn't add a star. But even so, he still had to bow down helplessly and said: "Long live Bixia, long live, long live!" The grass people Nan Ye came to see him. ”

Emperor Ling didn't have much to say, and said to Nan Ye: "Mage, please get up quickly, you don't need to make this big gift." ”

"Xie Bixia!" Nan Yezheng didn't want to kneel, so he stood up and began to look at the ministers of the court. This surprise to him is not small, don't look at the Spirit Emperor's pitiful star. However, there are still some capable people in this court.

Before Nan Ye could use his skills one by one, the Spirit Emperor asked, "What is the mage looking for?" ”

Of course, Nan Ye couldn't say that he was looking at the minister Jiangxing, so he flattered: "The grass people are not looking for things, just because they are facing the saint for the first time, and they see that the palace is magnificent and magnificent, which is ten times better than that of their hometown." I also saw that the officials of the court and the central government were full of energy and extraordinary appearance, and they were all talented people in the world. Therefore, he lost his mind for a while, and hoped that Bixia would forgive his sins. ”

When Emperor Ling heard that Nan Ye praised the beauty of the palace and praised the civil and military officials, he was immediately overjoyed. smiled: "I heard that the mage came from afar, but I don't know where the mage is in the fairy town?" ”

Nan Ye said: "The ancestors of the grass people are also from the Central Plains, and they went away to avoid the rebellion at the end of the Qin Dynasty. He has settled in the Republic of the Far West for dozens of generations. ”

Emperor Ling had heard of Nan Ye's origin for a long time, but when he heard Nan Ye's own words at this time, he suddenly felt different, and asked, "I don't know what the atmosphere of the Republic is?" How is it different from my Central Plains? And what anecdotes? Mage, come one by one. ”

As soon as Nan Ye heard it, he felt that the Spirit Emperor was too unreliable, so he was in a hurry to announce that he was going to listen to me tell the story? But thinking of what Zuo Feng said, he was relieved, isn't the fundamental purpose of this face saint to make the emperor happy, and then get more rewards!

Thinking about this truth, Nan Ye organized his language and said: "The Republic is located in the west of Daqin, the territory is smaller than that of my Han Dynasty, divided by provinces, cities, and districts, and the population is relatively dense. The emperor is called king, the queen is queen, and the crown prince is prince. Its people are eager to learn and advocate the way of science. The clothes, food, housing, and deeds are all different from the big man, and there are countless anecdotes, I don't know what Bixia wants to know? ”

What Emperor Ling wants to know most is, of course, whether Nan Ye is an immortal? Will it be immortal? Then he asked, "Is there an immortal in the republic who teaches the immortal law?" Has the mage become an immortal? ”

Nan Ye knew that Emperor Ling was going to ask, so he had already thought of his words, and said with a smile: "Immortals have existed since ancient times, but there is no fixed place to live, and I don't know if there are immortals and grass people in the republic, and the grass people don't dare to call themselves immortals." ”

Hearing that Nan Ye was not an immortal, the Spirit Emperor frowned and asked, "If the mage is not an immortal, where did the spell that broke the horns and the immortal clothes on my body come from?" ”

Nan Ye said: "The fairy clothes are given by the gods. The spell that broke the horn was not an immortal method, but a way of science. ”

Emperor Ling Qi said: "What is the way of science? ”

Nan Ye said: "The way of science is all-encompassing, the truth in the world is science, if someone can understand the way of science, they can go to the sky and the sea, not far from the gods." ”

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