"Your daughter is lucky to marry my son, I don't seek power or wealth in this life, I only seek filial piety from my father and son, and the family business is prosperous, so ah, when the child arrives at my house, it is my child, and it can't hurt anymore, who will give her the guilt, your East Palace is now in a mess, the housewife of the housekeeper is not there, and those concubines are now making a fuss, right? Don't put my daughter-in-law in that muddy pit of yours to suffer, why am I so angry? Do you know it, if you have no desire, you can ask for nothing, and if you don't ask for it, I can jump out of the Three Realms and not be in the Five Elements.

It is against the rules to call you a brother and a brother, you are a king, I am a minister, you do not have the frame of being a king, and I do not have the consciousness of being a courtier.

The main building of Liu Hongji's house was built three inches higher than the cold palace in the palace, haha, Yu Zhining actually moved a ladder to climb to the main building of Liu Hongji's house in person, and sawed off the head of the evil beast on the roof by four inches.

When I called you brother and brother, Lao Liu was about to crook his mouth to Zhining, but the old man Yu pretended not to see, and the angry Lao Liu threw away the chopsticks, thinking that the old guys were bullying him. “

Li Chengqian is painting, it is a pity not to paint lotus flowers in the summer, there is a huge pool in He Shao's mansion, the lotus flowers are blooming, and I don't know how this guy raises lotus flowers, the lotus buds that emerge from the water are as big as Yun Ye's fist, Li Chengqian deliberately chose a large piece of paper, and he didn't do anything in a day, so he painted a "Summer Proud Lotus Picture" which is excellent in terms of layout and concept, and the lotus leaves outlined by the iron wire are less charming. is a little more strong, and the most rare thing is that when he paints, he abandons Yun Ye's language bombardment, which is even more rare.

"Put a poem on it, write it on some other piece of paper, and I'll copy it later. In this way, the painting is complete, and don't write it yourself, because your pen will destroy the painting. “

His Excellency Li Chengqian cleaned his hands in the basin of water, sat on a chair and looked at his work with satisfaction.

"What is a poem, you can't say, please Brother Yun show his talents, give a poem, you and I are unique in poetry and painting. It will definitely add a lot of color to this "Summer Proud Lotus Picture", isn't that what you say when you ask someone to do it? Also, what is my word that will ruin this painting? I've been practicing hard lately, and I already have the six-point essence of Wang Youjun, and I don't know the goods! ”

"You can see people other than the "Turtle Picture" in one hand, what else is there? Don't say the word, don't compare yourself with Wang Youjun, be careful that people crawl out of the grave at night to find you. Hurry up, this picture is going to be sent to my mother. Don't be lazy, her old man's birthday is coming, how are your gifts prepared? Don't dare to be "Turtle Picture", now everyone in Chang'an knows that the turtle is a curse for being old and immortal, and my mother will die of anger if she sends it. “

"What the blue finch is preparing is the phoenix, not how many phoenixes chirp. How many years of national fortune will there be in the dynasty? The letter to me said that he was training those phoenixes to chirp, and a dozen phoenixes did not chirp for three days and three nights. My gift to my mother is a boat, the whole boat is made of rouge, and when I go out to sea, it will be overturned by a wave, but in the Qujiang pool. It's definitely more stable than the Mulan boat. “

Yun Ye was talking, and his hands were not idle, so he wrote Li Qingzhao's "A Cut of Plums" on a piece of paper: red lotus root incense remnants of jade in autumn, lightly untie Luo Shang, and go to the Lanzhou alone. Who in the clouds sent the brocade book? When the word goose returns, the moon is full in the west building. The flowers float and the water flows freely. A kind of lovesickness, two sorrows, this feeling can be eliminated, only to frown, but on the heart.

Li Chengqian was stunned for a while, sighed and said, long and short sentences are naturally excellent, but I painted a lotus flower, which naturally implies the strong character of my mother. The woman's gentleness and grievances are exhausted by your long and short sentences, which is not what my queen mother likes to see. “

"Don't like it, it's hell, your Li family doesn't have a person who understands a woman's heart, and the same is true for Your Majesty, Niangniang has followed Your Majesty Xià in the sea of corpses and blood for a lifetime, and she has become strong if she is not strong, if you are determined today, you are ready to live a good life for a few days, who knows that in the blink of an eye, you two are pinched again, no matter what the purpose is, the most injured in the middle is Niangniang, it may not work to let Niangniang cry and relieve her mind, then borrow words to send Huai, sue you, a person who is strong for a lifetime must have a short life, woman, Tears are nature, sadness is the right of people, your iron lotus represents the strong side of the mother, my long and short sentences, on behalf of the weak side of the woman, I think this long and short sentence and the painting just complement each other, the most suitable, although not very festive, you alone to the mother. ”

After saying a few words, Li Chengqian became sad, closed his eyes and recuperated, waited for his mind to calm down, and copied Li Qingzhao's "A Cut of Plums" neatly.

Li Er stayed in Shandong for a long time, and invited Shandong wealthy families many times, but he couldn't see anything wrong with them at all, the remuneration and Q&A between the banquets were decent, neither affectionate nor cold, when the forty-two-year-old Li Er actually sang Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing" under the big moon, Yun Ye knew that Li Er would not compromise at all.

Singing is very interesting, sitting in the seat and singing in a low voice about wine, what is life? For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the worries, only Du Kang. After singing these few lines, all the military ministers shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, if there are no ministers, the ministers will relieve the king's worries." ”

Li Er laughed and left the table, and came to Cui Yanshou's table and sang with a long lance: "Qingqing Zijin, take care of my heart." But for the sake of the king, he has been groaning so far. Seeing Cui Yanshou's color change, he turned his tone and came to the banquet of Wang Ben, the head of the Langya Wang family, and continued to sing Yo Yo Lu Ming, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs. It's as clear as the moon, when can it be done. Worries come from it, and they cannot be cut off. In the end, he came to Yangxia and the Xie family sang to Yue Mo Du Qian, and they coexisted in vain. Qi Kuo talks about the feast, thinking of the old grace. Hearing this, the head of the Xie family bowed his head and bowed.

Seeing that everyone had taken care of it, Li Ercai waved the lance like a wheel, and by the way, the last moon star was thinned, and the black magpie flew south. Three turns around the tree, what branches can be followed? The mountains are not tired of being high, and the sea is not tired of being deep. Zhou Gong vomited, and the world returned to the heart after singing a few words.

After singing, the face of the head of the wealthy family in Shandong was like earth, and the courtiers praised endlessly, and Yun Ye was quietly explaining the meaning of the emperor's song to Lao Cheng.

"Uncle Cheng, what your majesty sings means is that life is like morning dew, the sun comes out and disappears, it is very short, but there are many things to do, what can relieve my sorrows?

Cui family, I have always been concerned about your family, your family has a big business, there are many doors, I have been very worried, so I am very concerned about your family, and said to the Wang family: The world is like a fat deer that eats grass, yo yo screams to attract people's love, everyone wants to get, your Wang family used to be my guest, but your family has become very big over the years, which makes me very worried, in contrast, His Majesty is very gentle to the Yangxia Xie family, tell him that your family has always supported me, I am a person who misses the old kindness, and will not forget the love of the past. His Majesty sang at the end, I want to kill people like crows flying all over the sky, I don't know whose house it will fall on, as long as you are separated, I will forgive you a lot. “

Lao Cheng nodded and said: "Isn't Your Majesty going to attack two families and win over one family, this is a strategy of differentiation, I didn't say it explicitly, but Uncle I always feel as if something is missing." “

"That's right, according to the allusion, Majesty should have stabbed a person to death with a long lance at this time, so uncle, you see that Majesty is looking around, that is, looking for an unlucky egg, at this time, don't dare to say three turns around the tree, He Zhi Keyi, this sentence is an unlucky word, Cao Cao's Taile Cheng said this sentence back then, and was stabbed to death by a lance, let's drink well and don't be unlucky."

Not only did Yun Ye and Lao Cheng lower their heads and patronize eating and drinking, but all the guys who had a little ink in their stomachs carefully shrank their bodies, and Xu Jingzong simply pulled over a waiter and asked in a whisper, letting this waiter stand in front of him.

Le Cheng of Taichang Temple had a blue face for a while, and he didn't know whether he should accuse His Majesty of singing bad sentences, and then he was stabbed to death by Li Eryi, and finally fell into the glory of the family.

The Tang Dynasty has never lacked courage, Chu Suiliang, who came all the way to meet Li Er, stood up and said: "Your Majesty, Cao Cao made this song back then, but the battle of Chibi was defeated and fled, although His Majesty is now honored, it is still not appropriate to sing this song, Shandong, Cui, Wang, Xie are also the courtiers of His Majesty, what can not sit down to discuss, it has to be threatened by force, if the three families violate the ban, send a small official, and take it to prison, you don't have to spend this week, it will damage your Majesty's benevolence." “

It's over, Chu Suiliang is looking for death, he just got it back from the south, and now he is looking for death, and he can't complain about others, Cui, Wang, and Xie The heads of the three families hurriedly left the table and knelt down under Li Er's long lance, posing as if they were allowed to fall.

The words can't be said clearly, everyone is embarrassed except for embarrassment, Li Er bothered to sing and finally attracted such consequences, can the three corpse gods not be angry?

Seeing Li Er's nose red from a distance, this was a precursor to his real anger, Chu Suiliang was still standing in the hall, ignoring the cold light of Li Er's horse lance, as if he was waiting for Li Er to poke the horse lance into his chest.

The eldest grandson Wuji was about to speak, but was stopped by Li Er, he said in a cold voice: "I have been invincible all my life, and I have been fighting in all directions for ten years before I can pacify the world, and I will use force in the world and the world in literature. (To be continued......)

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