Volume 1 Chapter 13
Zhan Xiu's pickling tricks did not come in handy one after another, and he was put on hold in the wild for most of the day for no reason, and his heart was a little depressed.
At this time, I saw Daji's face was not good, and when I heard Daji's sarcasm, I argued impulsively: "It's not a shame to not be able to ride a horse, I also have my strengths, but you don't know"
Of course, this is a cold joke to hear, but Daji obviously didn't understand, and when he heard this, he frowned and sneered, "I can't ride a horse, I can rule the country and level the world, and it is really rotten wood that cannot be carved!" ”
Zhan Xiu, who was originally a little annoyed when he heard Daji's tone, suddenly thought about it, "Hey, why bother fighting with women, as the saying goes, women have several mouths, and they can't fight no matter how they fight."
So he changed his words and said to Daji: "Then what should the second son you hope for be?" ”
Maybe he laughed at Zhan Xiu's words just now, Daji also blurted out without thinking, his face seemed to be a little embarrassed at the moment, and he didn't pay much attention for a while when he was thinking about it, and when he heard Zhan Xiu's question, he raised his good-looking chin, bent his eyebrows and said casually:
"Of course, Wen Neng is stable and stable, Wu Neng kills tiger beasts, looks like a jade tree in the wind, has a dashing temperament, under one person, above 10,000 people, wearing gold armor suits, stepping on colorful clouds......" As he spoke, he actually digressed, and his tone was lowered, and he seemed to be a little distracted.
Zhan Xiu looked at this posture, and finally made a fuss, it seems that Lao Bai is right, the parents of our old man and Jizhou Hou really have the meaning of Daji to himself, and Daji may also vaguely guess a few points, so she asks for it as her ideal or the person she likes, no wonder she is always awkward when she sees herself.
Hey, who makes their face less competitive, the ideal is illuminated into reality by the light, and it is the rumored that he will die when he sees the light.
Fortunately, he didn't think about it, and he suddenly became the first beauty in the world with his face, and there is a long way to go, this is the first round, and there is a way to be stalked.
After thinking about it like this, I felt a little funny, so I suddenly put my face in front of Daji on horseback, and said to Daji evilly: "Hehe, I think of my sweetheart, hehehe"
The laughter was quite lewd, as obscene as it could be.
As soon as Daji was in a trance, she heard such a lewd laugh, and after she came to her senses, she immediately felt ashamed and said coquettishly: "Phew, dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths."
Then he pulled the reins in his hand violently, stepped off the war horse and roared, his hooves raised vigorously, and he turned around and wanted to run the way he came.
Suddenly, there was a sudden click in the bushes on both sides of the road because of the neighing of horses, as if a broken drum had been swept by a strong wind, and suddenly, a bunch of birds the size of sparrows, there were thousands of them, fluttering and black pressure like a dark cloud swept past Zhan Xiu, rolling up the whistling sound in the sky.
Zhan Xiu and Da Ji were also taken aback, and the horse under Zhan Xiu roared after this roar, and then spread out and continued to run forward.
"Da Da Da", the sound of the hurried horses' hooves is as urgent as the rain hitting the plantains, and it is extremely pleasant to the ear on the mountain road.
The stretch on the horse's back rolled up and down on the horse's buttocks like a cloud, and his feet were pulled by the stirrups, and he just put on a very two-dimensional posture and talked to Daji obliquely, but his body had not yet sat up straight, so he was diagonally across the horse's back.
I can't get down if I want to, I can't sit upright, this horse gallops, and I was born with a Buddha and two Buddhas ascending to heaven. For a while, his eyes were dizzy, and his eyes were full of stars, and he finally touched and grabbed a horse's tail, not wanting the horse to be startled again, and running faster.
"Da da da ......", after running for more than half an hour, he finally slowed down, Zhan Xiu was tossed half dead on the horse, and he sighed in his heart
"Didn't you just flirt with a beautiful woman, as for punishing me like this?" Fortunately, his mind was clearer, so he hurriedly called out a few times, and finally stopped the horse.
As soon as he slowly twisted his neck on the horse's back, intending to get off the horse in the right direction, he heard the sound of the horse's hooves again, and Zhan Xiu couldn't help but feel a beat in his heart again. As soon as he turned his head, he saw the smoke-like Daji riding a horse for a while and came to him, but looking at his face, he was red and bright, drenched in sweat, and he looked tired enough, so he stopped the horse and panted.
For a while, both of them were panting and panting, resting and resting, staring at each other, one hanging on the horse, the other sitting on the horse, relatively speechless.
When the breath calmed down, Daji jumped off the horse, walked up to Zhan Xiu, stretched out his hand to help Zhan Xiu, who was still crooked in the neck, and helped him off the horse.
At this time, looking at Zhan Xiu's appearance, it was really miserable, his face was full of dust and mud, and he was a veritable gray face.
The jacket was crumpled and hung crookedly, and even the pants were ripped open, revealing the white undershirt inside, half of which was still hanging on the stirrups, as embarrassed as possible.
His waist hurts, his legs hurt, his neck cramps, and even the eggs under his crotch are a little painful, Zhan Xiu grinned, the corners of his eyes jumped, and his mouth was sobbing cold, and even the wonderful hands that Daji helped him were soft and smooth, and the touch was extremely good, and he didn't pay attention to it.
"Alas, this is a big loss", Zhan Xiu was very depressed in his heart, the image that was not very glorious was completely ruined in front of Daji, and it is estimated that he will never be able to turn over again, and the image of this pickled girl is completely ruined.
It's just that this time Daji didn't laugh at him anymore, took his arm and sat down next to the tree, and then said to him: "I knew that you didn't know how to ride a horse, so I shouldn't have arranged for you to ride this horse.
There was a rare hint of tenderness in the words, although the tone was still cold.
"I don't blame you for this, no one knows that horses will be frightened, and besides, I am really not very good at riding, it is already very good to be able to save this life", Zhan Xiu endured the pain and said as generously as possible.
"I'll sit here with you, you can rest for a while, and we'll go back when it's almost over," Daji said with a hint of worry as she looked at the setting sun.
"Well, it's okay", Zhan Xiu responded, he was embarrassed to say anything more, and quickly sat on the ground to rest.
The sunset in the west is red and golden, a few sunsets are as red as cinnabar floating in the sky, the verdant and straight trees cast that long shadow under the bath of the golden sun, slowly covering the bodies of the two people, and the green mountains in the distance are like daisies, just like the same landscape that has been rendered by splashed ink.
The two of them sat silently, neither of them spoke, staring at the sunset on the horizon in a daze, each thinking about their own thoughts.
After a small half-pillar of incense, Zhan Xiu felt that he was almost recovered, and after such an incident today, he didn't have the strength to think about picking up girls anymore, and it was a bit of a mental and physical devastation.
So he said to Daji a little gloomy, "I can, let's go back, or it's going to be dark after a while", thinking that it would be better to rest for a day and then find a way, I really don't have the energy to go to it today.
Daji looked at Zhan Xiu's expression and confirmed that except for the fact that his clothes were a little torn, there was really nothing wrong with the person, so he also nodded and said, "Okay"
Then he stood up, ready to lead the horse, which was quietly gnawing on the grass under the tree.
Just as Daji walked to the horse's side, Zhan Xiu twisted his neck and was about to get up.
Suddenly!
The horse, which was quietly munching on the grass, suddenly raised its head, and its pointed ears, which had been moving around, stood up sharply, and leaned straight in a certain direction to the west, as if to confirm something.
Then he began to raise his head and exhale, his steps were scattered, his nostrils dilated, and his expression seemed to be panicked.
Daji and Zhanxiu, who didn't know why, looked west along the horse's ears, but saw a scene that made them feel terrified!