Early in the morning on the eighth day of the new year, Tian was not afraid to call out Hua Hate Willow early, and was ready to pack up and go to She Qing's house to congratulate - the reason why he went out before the sky was clear, the master and apprentice had different explanations, Hua Hate Liu thought that Mr. This was unbearable to the toss of the gluttonous worms, and he wished to surrender and give in quickly; And Mr.'s set of rhetoric style is much higher: "It's rare to meet She Qing for a marriage, we need to prepare in advance and send a big gift, so that we can eat with confidence and eat calmly!" ”

So the two of them avoided the yawning and worried-looking maids and servants, and wandered around Xizhou City until the sun was up, so that they really went to She Qing's house to say goodbye.

said that it was She Qing's family, but it was just a good thing to listen to - She Qingbing was born in a pawn and usually lived in the barracks, where is there any home? Even if he had a decent home, no one knew that one day he would die on the battlefield, and it would be better to have a home than a grave.

So She Qing has no home.

Now She Qing has a home, according to She Qing's own meaning, as long as the two of them are together, it is home, as for what is a high-rise building or a thatched hut and haystack, it doesn't matter at all.

But this is the idea of a rough man of his, or rather just the idea of an uneducated person.

Liu Beiwei still has some culture, so his thoughts are different from She Qing's, and he doesn't want his daughter to marry and live in a thatched house with others.

The wedding date has been set, the real estate has not been purchased, and finally Liu Bei gritted his teeth and made up his mind: Okay, the girl is going to be sent out, so let's send another house!

The house he gave away was not elsewhere, it was his own mansion that he had always used as his office—he was going to marry anyway, and it would be great if he could be closer to him.

Therefore, this She Qing's home is the former home of Liu Bei, and this She Qing's new house is Miss Liu's former boudoir.

She Qing would never admit that he was the son-in-law of the "inverted door" - he insisted on this, so the sign outside the gate of Liu's Mansion was made overnight, and it was secretly replaced in the early morning when there were few people.

Yes, it is the "Yu Mansion"!

I don't know if the craftsman is careless or in a hurry, or if he is deliberately looking for fun for the people of Xizhou City, anyway, when someone finds out that something is wrong, it is the time when the guests come in droves, and the porter sings and whispers, and it is the time when the Xizhou City Lord enters the door with the congratulatory gifts of dozens of people, and Mr. Chou and his two followers follow behind empty-handed, it is the time when the hall sounds "auspicious time has arrived" and the crackling of firecrackers attracts everyone to flock in - what is the meaning of not changing at this time? The guests have seen it, can they erase it? The VIP has already entered the door, and the sign is changed to say that he has entered the wrong door? The auspicious time has come, don't you want to marry the girl who finally married the surname Yu first and remarried the surname She?

If it doesn't make sense everywhere, it will be wrong!

For the happy events of ordinary people, there is no such thing as "singing ceremony". What is "singing"? It is to shout out what gifts to send to the guests, on the one hand, to add some joyful atmosphere to this happy event, and on the other hand, it is also a platform for guests to compete with each other and fight for wealth.

Ordinary people don't have it, but they don't have it. This marriage is the daughter of Liu Cong, who is prepared by Xizhou, and it is no longer ordinary, not to mention that there is the first person in the world, "Mr. Chou", as a matchmaker, regularly, and on the scene to congratulate him, so he should sing and have fun!

As a result, two pairs of freshly knitted straw sandals, a pair of rabbits caught alive, and a freshly washed military uniform were automatically skipped, and those silk horses, new tea cakes, and three-grade Ganoderma lucidum were only whispered by onlookers.

Until Si Li turned to a page, he sang in a more and more high-pitched voice: a set of Fengzhou imperial eight-grade purple sand tea sets, two Qingzhou century-old yellow dragon wood carvings, a dragon tongue bow of the first dynasty relics, a special black feather armor in Xizhou, a hundred copies of rare books of poetry of the Five Dynasties, and a number of green jade jade money and silks......

This wedding gift is given carefully and meticulously. The first two are specially prepared for Liu Cong, one tea and one carving, and he is also obsessed; The two are specially prepared for She Qing, with a bow and a armor, cherishing their talents and reputation; The latter two are also used by Miss Liu, and then read the scrolls intensively, and retreat to keep the house.

In the end, the city lord is generous! Hearing everyone whispering, Yang Wu was also happy in his heart, after all, he also has a girl, and it is enough to watch others marry their daughters, just looking for a "empathy".

"I won't say much about the blessings." Yang Wu waved away the greetings of a pair of newcomers, pointed to the many happy things that were discharged to the side, and said to She Qing: "The bow and armor will inevitably have a killing aura, and it is not suitable to be put out, you can go back and get it yourself." ”

Seeing that She Qing wanted to thank him again, Yang Wu said impatiently: "Today, I only worship heaven and earth, worship the high hall, and worship both of you, and others don't have to worship!" Ignoring She Qing's embarrassing situation of not kneeling or standing, Yang Wu walked around Xitang, and whispered: "It's a little smaller, I'm afraid I can't fit a few people......"

Hearing this, the audience was all amazed. What do you mean by that? The house is small, but in fact, he is wishing the newlyweds a full house! It's no wonder that after the two newcomers heard it, one scratched the back of his head and giggled, and the other shook his hands silently.

"That's it! I'll give you my place......."

Fang was still in a bang, but at this moment it was suddenly silent, only She Qing, who had not yet reacted, smirked and asked, "What did the city lord say just now......

"I said, let's move to my house tomorrow." Yang Wu looked at this group of people who had never seen much of the world, and he couldn't help but be funny: A house, what do you know!

If someone doesn't understand, someone understands.

Tian was not afraid to enter the door, so he found a place in the corner, supported a table alone, and placed two Taishi chairs next to the table, one for him and one for Hua Hate Willow; There are nine dishes made of white jade on the table, which are arranged in eight directions; The dish is exquisitely matchless: or horizontal jade Chen, meaning step by step, or crystal clear, symbolizing the beauty of jade, or vertical and horizontal hooks, as a cloud swallowing the world, or the goddess scattering flowers, saying grace and benefiting the world...... If you say the name of this dish, it is also a well-known name in the world, and it is called sugar gourd, sugar gourd, sugar gourd, sugar gourd......

Although he didn't stop eating in his mouth, his mind was also spinning, and at this moment, listening to Yang Wuyan send the house to the newcomer, he was secretly happy in his heart: Is this to ask the newcomer for a lottery?

Seeing that Hua Hate Liu on the side was restless, lacking his own grandmaster bearing, Tian was not afraid to get angry immediately: "If you move again, you will not be allowed to eat sugar gourds later!" ”

Hua Hate Liu felt funny when he heard this: Little ancestor, look at this table full of bamboo sticks vertical and horizontal, hawthorn core goddess scattered flowers, which one I gnawed? Which one did I vomit on?

Seeing that he was not convinced, Tian was not afraid of being embarrassed, and said, "Do you know what Yang Wu means?" ”

Hua hated Liu felt that last night's day was not afraid that it must be possessed by the ancestors, and no matter how bad it was, it was also possessed by death and immortality, and he was afraid that the head of our four sorrowful fasts would be embarrassed in front of the juniors, so he had to give up peace for a long time and possess himself to deal with Yang Wu. This kind of thing can be understood by children......

With a roll of his eyes, Hua hated Liu and said: "Isn't it just thinking about the old ones and not going to the new ones." ”

Seeing that the sky was not afraid of being stunned, he continued to explain: "Senior Brother Yang is actually just trying to put it well, one is that this place is really not suitable for She Qingzhu, and second, Senior Brother Yang is a figure who looks at the world, and of course he also knows the truth of not being stuck in things. Since the City Lord's Mansion was a little smaller for him, he sent someone out of this small place and went to find a bigger place! ”

Indeed, Yang Wu only had such a simple thought in his heart: a house can be a cage, a state can be a cage, a country can be a cage, and a universe can still be a cage...... It's the same cage, so why not change to a wider one to fly? Why not have more fun?

After a while, She Qing finally reacted, the original smirking face turned into palpitation almost instantly, seeing that his half-bent legs were about to fold down again, Yang Wushen shouted angrily: "This matter has been decided, Hugh has to discuss it again!" ”

She Qing had no choice but to trim his frightened expression slightly, and cried: "She Qing thanks the city lord for his kindness!" ”

At this point, Yang Wu's gift list was sent away and sent.

Si Li was about to bow down and retreat, but he saw a group of people looking at him eagerly. He was shocked, and quickly flipped through the gift book in his hand......

But the people around him didn't believe it, and slowly changed from staring at each other to whispering, and the words "Mr. Sorrow" and "Swallowing" could still be heard faintly.

On that day, when he was not afraid to bite the last grain of the last string of sugar gourds in the last dish into his mouth and spit out the last hawthorn core, the celebrity, who had been doing it for half his life without any mistakes, almost wiped his neck and committed suicide to show his innocence.

But Mr. is Mr., he has the bearing of a grandmaster and a superior demeanor, so he chirps his lips and his little tongue carefully sweeps the corners of his mouth on both sides twice before he speaks: "Gift...... I wanted to get ready, but I couldn't find the right ......."

When everyone heard this, they felt that Mr.'s vision was really not high for ordinary people, and ordinary mundane things really couldn't enter the vision of the little ancestor!

But when I heard the second half of the sentence, everyone had the illusion of "you don't always want to amuse everyone".

Tian was not afraid to continue as if nothing had happened: "I wandered around the street with Hua Hate Liu all morning, and I felt that the oil cake was gone after eating; Sugar man or something can only be watched, and after a long time, there is no fun; I finally saw that there was a saddle seller, and I wanted to buy one, but who knew that the things here were so expensive, and I actually offered three taels of silver...... "Speaking of the end, I am not afraid that there are profiteers everywhere, and a saddle costs three taels!" You must know that you have worked hard to approve and change people's lives, and you have only saved one or two pieces of silver in the past few years...... How can this be true?

When he heard his husband say this, Hua hated Liu so ashamedly that he wanted to find a hole to hide, especially when Mr. named him in the first sentence and stretched out his hand to identify him, he was angry that he didn't turn over the basket book the night before, and find a way to hide or escape to practice diligently, so as to avoid this shameful disaster in public.

At this time, looking at everyone again, there was a painful expression when he saw two idiots but still had to be respected as saints, and Yang Wu was also surprised and suspiciously gestured to Hua Hate Liu with his eyes: What kind of medicine is this selling in the gourd, sir?

When he saw Hua Hate Liu's crying expression, he was in a cold sweat in vain: Isn't this gentleman going to lose the face of Si Chouzhai?

However, it turns out that when a gentleman who pretends to be profound is full and still pretends to be profound in the future, it may be really profound.

I saw that Tian was not afraid to burp, caress his stomach, slowly and leisurely bypassed everyone, and came to She Qing, who was completely stupid, chuckled, revealing a few red and white front teeth decorated with hawthorn skin:

"You, can you worship me as a teacher?"