Verse 59 The encounter of a gust of wind

It was very quiet in the tea shed, a gust of wind stared at the dog who came over, the green tendons on his neck were raised, but his body was motionless, beads of sweat the size of beans slid down his forehead, and the boss with his mouth open, but he did not make a sound.

The dog put his index finger to his mouth, made a quiet motion, moved a gust of wind down from the chair, and tied him with a wet cowhide rope that had not been used for a long time.

After doing this, the dog stabbed the knife in his hand twice in the thigh of a gust of wind, and carefully bandaged it, he was trained, and these tasks were easy for him.

I checked the rope again, and then I breathed a sigh of relief, I can't get too carried away when I do things, and the lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, not to mention that I am facing a killer.

He immersed his head in the well water for a long time, and only after a gust of wind did he realize that his tongue could move, and he opened his mouth and hurriedly said: 'This good man, I will give you all the copper and silver on my body, and the ox cart will also be given to you, so you can be merciful and let me go, there are still old women and young children to take care of at home, and if you kill me, you will kill my whole family.' “

The dog smiled and watched the gust of wind performance, and suddenly said: "No wonder Master Hou said that the rangers are all stupid, and they can't even say a word, you should say that, uncle, spare your life, I have an eighty-year-old lady and a baby who is waiting for me, beg the good man to spare my life, you see, there is a lot of literary brilliance in this way, if you meet a soft-hearted person, maybe you will let you go." ”

"I'm not a ranger, I'm a farmer, and the hero has recognized the wrong person." A gust of wind hurriedly said.

"Farmer? If you pretend to be someone else, maybe you can hide it from me, don't you think there's something wrong with pretending to be a farmer in front of a man who has been farming for generations, a farmer who doesn't even care for his cattle? Didn't the farmer take care of the cattle first and then take care of himself? The mud on the cattle has not been cleaned up, and the feed has not been fed or unloaded. You told me to hurry up and pour you water. Damn, such a good cow is ruined with you. "The dog is angry, he loves cows, he always wants to have one, and he can't see the waste of livestock abuse.

"I borrowed the cow, so naturally I don't care, and I just give it back to his family when I run out."

The dog whipped on the head of a gust of wind, and a purple whip mark immediately appeared on the head of a gust of wind: "Look at you are a beast, and the livestock in the farm is more important than the life of the grandfather." You still fucking say such unpopular words, you deserve to die, and you still say that you went to the Yun family to find a job, can you still make up some fucking nonsense?

The houses in the city are built like crazy, and the king steward can't wait to even pull the baby in confinement to the construction site, you fucking drive a good car, and you can't find a job in the city? ”

The dog kicked him hard, and he felt much more comfortable. Hou Ye has been temperamental lately. When I saw myself twice, I kicked it twice, and I didn't know what was wrong, and the eyes that looked at me were very strange and frightening.

He took out a small crossbow with a string from the bosom of a gust of wind, poured out a few crossbow arrows from a bamboo tube long with a ruler long, and when he saw that the arrows were black, he put them on his nose and sniffed them. Furious, he frantically whipped a gust of wind, and in an instant, a gust of wind was whipped all over the body, and the scream was miserable.

The dog frowned, worried about waking up A-Niang, and picked up the cloth towel. As soon as he pinched the jaw of a gust of wind, he stuffed a cloth towel into his mouth, and a gust of wind whined in his mouth, thinking that he must be begging for mercy.

"People like you should get into the oil pot, apply poison to the arrows, or aconite, are you not giving the Yun family's grandmother a way to live, such a good old man, do you use this kind of thing that kills a thousand knives to deal with, or are you not human?"

After searching the whole body of a gust of wind, the dog kept laughing, especially when he took out two large silver cakes from the crotch of his trousers, and he laughed even more heartily, he had seen his happy life beckoning to him.

"Good skills, you are the first one who can hide the silver in the crotch of your pants, and you are not afraid of hurting your brother." As he spoke, he ripped his hair up again, and found a small saw and two steel needles from his hair. The soles of his shoes did not let go, he used a dagger to cut open the cowhide, and took out a knife from it, and then he hung his head in a gust of wind, and his heels and feet in front of this young man seemed to have no secrets.

"Don't be surprised, Lao Tzu grew up in the auxiliary barracks, and you can't think of the strange things you've seen, pretend in front of Lao Tzu, you have the ability to pretend again."

While talking, an old farmer walked over from the farmland with a hoe, walked straight into the tea shed, poured a bowl of herbal tea for himself, and poured it down as soon as he raised his neck, which was very natural, just like returning to his own home, as if he did not see the wind on the ground that kept writhing, hoping to attract the attention of the old farmer, and lifted the hem of his clothes to fan the wind.

The old farmer rested for a while, drank another bowl of tea, pointed to a gust of wind on the ground and asked, "This is what the Hou Ye said?" ”

"Yes, uncle, this guy also said that he was a farmer and wanted to lie to me, I didn't think he was like a cattle cart driver at the beginning, and he couldn't eat accurately, so he pretended to pour the tea on his waist accidentally, and only after wiping the water did he find out that he had a guy, so he mixed it with the hemp boiling powder given by Sun Shenxian and gave it to him to drink, which caught him."

The dog leaned against the old farmer's side, like a proud child who repaid the merits of the adults. He showed his ability to swing his head, hoping to be praised by the old farmer. Who knew that he was slapped on the head, rubbing his head and looking at the uncle in confusion.

"In previous years, I taught you to learn from the dog's belly, and I still show off, and I can't eat it accurately, do you look at his boots like those worn by farmers? If you look at his hands, and then at your uncle's hands, are the calluses on them the same? Look at his tiger mouth, his wrist, and the dog, this is a good hand at playing with a knife, you are not his opponent, if you didn't use hemp boiling, this guy looks down on you, and when I come back, I will only see the corpses of your mother. ”

After the old man finished speaking, he got up and stepped on the jaw of a gust of wind with his foot, pulled out a cloth towel, took out a hook from his waist, hooked the roof of the jaw of a gust of wind, and pulled his mouth wide at once, and the old man turned back to the dog and said, "Pull out his tongue." ”

The dog was puzzled, but honestly pulled out the tongue of a gust of wind with fire tongs, "Pull it to Changli." The uncle urged him again, and the dog tugged hard, and his red tongue stretched out in a gust of wind.

"Look under his tongue for a knife." The dog curled up his tongue in a gust of wind and realized that there was a thin blade under the base of this guy's tongue. Taken aback, he took off the blade and cut it on the strip of cloth, and the strip of cloth immediately became a two-section, so sharp knife.

"If the two armies are in front of the formation, they catch a spy, Lao Tzu will even check his dung door, dog, pick his tendons, this dog day has bad intentions, and he didn't follow the convoy in the house, I'm afraid he is beating your mother and son's idea, preparing to assassinate the old lady tomorrow."

The dog's eyes are red, there is an old lady in the family, still blind, there is no threat to him, this guy does not let go, his subordinates did not hesitate to use a knife to cut a gust of wind on the wrist, two red lines slowly oozing out, his wrist hung down weakly, seeing that it was in order, the old uncle sat back in the chair again, and said to the dog: "Now this guy is money, you and the stunned man will go to Yunfu to send it to the old lady, and tell the old lady, don't go out these days." I will tell the brethren to be more aware of outsiders. ”

The silver and copper coins that were found were piled up on the table, and the dog ran out to find the stunned man, preparing to send a gust of wind to the Yun family with an ox cart, but the tongue of the gust of wind was still hanging outside the mouth, and the root of the tongue was strained by the dog and could not go back.

The old man pounded his tongue into his mouth with tongs and said to a gust of wind: "Lao Tzu has seen many rich and noble families over the years, if you trouble other families, Lao Tzu will pretend not to see it, and the Yun family is a kind of family, Lao Tzu is looking forward to his father-in-law Wandai, a good family, and the most pampered little lady in the family also knows how to make way for the old man who picks up dung, and also helps the women in the market who can't settle accounts to calculate the vegetable accounts."

Don't believe it, this is what Lao Tzu saw with his own eyes in the bazaar, his horses know how to eat and give money, set up a stall at the gate of the Hou Mansion, there is no place to hide from the rain when it rains, just stand under the gate, you try it under the gate of other noble people's houses, if you don't let the dog bite you, you are lucky, the Yun family also gives ginger soup to drink, the life of the villagers in this radius of dozens of miles is getting better, this is the change brought by the Yun family, if you want to kill people, first ask the villagers in these ten miles and eight towns. ”

A gust of wind hurt all over his body, especially the pain in his tongue drilled into his brain, his ears were roaring, and he only saw the old farmer's mouth opening and closing, and he didn't know what he was talking about, he only knew that he was all done this time.

The dog came back quickly, followed by a sturdy farmer, but the clothes of the two were extremely tattered, and their faces were painted in a mess, and they didn't speak when they arrived in the shed, and wiped their bodies with their hands dipped in the blood of a gust of wind, and this time it was the uncle's turn to be puzzled and asked: "Why is this, I don't wear good clothes, but I look for this rotten clothes on the ground, what is the reason?" ”

"Uncle, you don't know, Hou Ye said before that everything needs to be dressed up, and the credit is the same. Brother Leng Zi and I went to Yunfu cleanly, maybe the house will think that we caught the killer very easily, and the reward will be less, now we are smeared with blood, anyone who looks at it knows that our brother and I caught this guy after a bloody battle, I estimate that in this way, the reward will be more than thirty percent, and the money for Brother Zi's marriage will be found. ”

The dog pulled the hole in the corner of his clothes a little bigger, and the look was even more miserable, and finally gritted his teeth and said to the stunned man: "Brother, you punch me in the nose, don't be too heavy, just bleed." ”

After saying this, he was worried that he would not be able to do it, so he first punched the stunned man's nose, and of course the stunned man with a long nosebleed would not let him go, and the punch was extremely real.

The old man stood under the tea shed and looked at the two children who were gradually moving away, shaking his head, he couldn't understand the young people now, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

It wasn't until they could no longer be seen that they went home with their hands behind their backs to find the old wife and asked her to take care of the dog-blind old lady.