Chapter 6 Selling Moe

"Hit by a car and crossed. This kind of thing actually happened to me, it's really a meow. When Yan Hong confirmed that he had been resurrected by an ancient man hundreds of years ago, he thought so.

Because he was very confused about his future for a while, and in addition, it took a while to sort out Yan Hong's memories and gradually become familiar with the surrounding environment, so Yan Donglai - oh no, we should call him Yan Hong at this time, although he is actually an imposter - adopted an attitude of pretending to be stupid.

Obviously, he is already deaf and clear, and his body is clear, and he is still lying on the hospital bed, humming and chirping to play a dead dog, and he still sipps some saliva in his mouth at every turn, stirring it into white foam and flowing out of the corner of his mouth.

Doing so certainly comes at a cost. is to drink bowls of bitter Chinese medicine every day, plus being pierced into a cactus ball by Mrs. Liu Wensheng's medical golden needle.

However, these hardships are actually better than getting up at 6 o'clock and arriving home at 10 o'clock every day in the future, compared to squeezing five or six hours on the subway every day. Blind massage costs dozens of dollars a time, and I can enjoy the treatment of a national famous doctor for free, and I should earn it if I am in pain!

As for lying on the bed to and pee, of course it is slimy and a little uncomfortable. However, one is that every time I pull it, someone will quickly replace it with a new and comfortable cotton and linen quilt, and it will be carefully cleaned with warm water, and the other is that the maid who is responsible for cleaning it looks really good, and I will be in a much better mood to have such a girlfriend in the 21st century, but now I let people wash their butts.

Thinking about it this way, it is very easy to enjoy the benefits of this two-year-old child.

It wasn't until Yan Nian said that he was going to ask for Imperial Doctor Zhu Kehua that the fake Yan Hong realized that he couldn't pretend anymore.

First, he himself has a kind of resistance to this kind of supernatural discipline, although he is quite supernatural by himself, but this does not mean that he can accept all supernatural. Just like although he is a traverser, if he finds another traverser, he will think about how to strangle this traverser to death, so as to save him from being robbed of business and exposing his secrets, instead of being a confidant and partnering with each other to seek the benefits of traversal. At this point, he quite agrees with the dark forest theory in Liu Cixin's "Three-Body Problem".

The second is that in the end, how much of this mysterious thing in ancient times is real, how much imagination is there, and he really has no score. In the past few years, he has also read a lot of ghost-hunting books of this Taoist priest, and he is still a little in awe of the masters of the Xuanhu Realm.

In case this flower doctor is really supernatural, with a prayer and the spiritual power of the magic weapon, the soul returns, and the soul is called back, or he sees through the truth of our demonic possession, and takes out the magic weapon to collect it, then won't he be completely finished?

Therefore, as soon as he said that he would invite the flower doctor, the fake Yan Hong had to wake up decisively and stage the scene of the grandfather and grandson hugging their heads and crying.

From this point of view, Mrs. Ouyang judged that "it is not bad that the flower is too powerful for the doctor", Jiang is really old and spicy. It's just that her old man was a little wrong, it wasn't the magic power of the flower doctor that scared the demon away, but the flower doctor's magic power forced the demon to quickly start the process of officially entering the role of her good grandson.

How long can this demon who pretends to be the eldest young master run rampant in the Ming Dynasty?

Yan Hong, who Yan Donglai crossed, was pressed down on the bed by his grandmother, Mrs. Ouyang, as soon as he got up, and told him to rest. After being forced to lie down, Yan Hong lay on his back, and when he saw Ouyang Shi looking at him like this, his face was full of tears, but he laughed. While reaching out a well-maintained hand to stroke his grandson's hair. Yan Hong also had tears in his eyes, grabbed Mrs. Ouyang's hand, and called "grandma".

In all fairness, Yan Hong's feelings for this grandmother Ouyang are from the heart. During the period when she was injured and recuperating, this grandmother cried and sighed every day. Sometimes, when fighting with the genuine consciousness, from the hazy vision, it is often seen that Mrs. Ouyang is looking at herself with concern.

That feeling won't be disguised. Although it is a crossing, although he has actually known this Mrs. Ouyang for so many days, Yan Hong, who has been adrift for too long in the 21st century, really likes this feeling of being cared for. I even said that I melted into this feeling with all my heart.

"If I go back to the 21st century, should I stay with my parents and grandparents?" There are even times when this thought comes up. However, it was quickly dispersed on its own. Let's talk about it for now.

As for Yan Shifan's concubines, Yan Hong never expected them to have any feelings for him. There is no blood bond between each other, and there is no emotional communication, if it is really because they have become stupid, they will cry in the dark, and this matter is serious.

Of course, at a glance, several of them are quite good-looking. Fortunately, although Yan Hong himself is confused, he also knows a little bit about the harsh ethical laws of the feudal era from the fat Chihuahua, and if he dares to hook up with his father's little wife, he can theoretically eat it. Amitabha, this kind of bad heart can't be moved.

So Yan Hong obediently turned his attention to his wife, Hu Wanniang. This is him Yan Hong, no, it's my Yan Hongming Media's wife, it's okay to look at it twice.

It's more than just "looking".

With this kind of informal, no, it should be a serious idea, Yan Hong's eyes were hungry and thirsty at Hu Wanniang's head-to-toe scanning.

Hu Wanniang has a slender figure, fair skin, a round face with goose eggs, delicate eyebrows, a high nose bridge, a small cherry mouth, and a little thin. Among the otaku of the 21st century, it is estimated that it can score 80 points.

However, he really felt strange about his wife's attitude.

But this young woman, in the face of the good news that her husband Yan Hong saved his life and returned his soul, she couldn't see too much joy. In a pair of eyes, it seems that he doesn't care about her husband's previous injuries and previous stupidity.

But it's emotionless, right? That haggard look is not pretended. What the hell did she think?

With this kind of doubt, Yan Hong tried his best to mobilize his memories before being crossed over to see how the relationship between our husband and wife was?

Partial birth is scavenging in consciousness, and the memories of husband and wife, which should be the most unforgettable, are quite incoherent and vague. I don't know what's embarrassing about this matter, why did the real dead ghost before cover it up.

Moreover, just call up a few main memories, cough cough, or don't think too much. In a brief memory, it seems to be a dim inner house with candlelight, Hu Wanniang seems to be undressed, and she seems to be tied by ropes, and what she is holding in her hand seems to be a leather whip......

Er, those shots, although I have already experienced the influence of discs, the Internet, island country love action movies in the 21st century, ** and so on, but I really saw a beautiful woman in front of me in this state in my mind, after all, it is completely different.

It's exciting, but let's get serious for now. Anyway, there's time.

At this time, I saw Mrs. Ouyang leaning down and saying to Yan Hong:

"Hong'er, as soon as you recover from a serious illness, grandma won't delay your rest. It's almost noon, so let's have lunch early. Go back and your grandfather and your father come to see you, pay a little attention, but don't be too tired. ”

Yan Hong shrunk into the quilt and said with difficulty: "Grandma, don't worry. Grandma, you should also pay attention to your body. The grandson was in the dark, although he couldn't speak, but he kept hearing his grandmother calling his grandson's name. But grandma is old, and she is so tired for her grandson, which really makes her grandson grateful and ashamed. Now that the grandchild is well, grandma asks you to take care of yourself and live a long life. ”

Hearing that her grandson was so well-behaved, the wrinkles on Mrs. Ouyang's face turned into a ball of laughter. Several aunts next to her praised one after another: "Old lady Hongfu, after Young Master Hong returned to his soul, he was not only conscious, but also this little mouth is sweet!" ”

Mrs. Ouyang nodded, and then turned her head and instructed Hu Wanniang: "Wanniang, you can arrange for Hong'er to have lunch quickly." If you need anything to turn around, ask the maid to come and tell the old body. ”

Hu Wanniang bowed: "Yes, the concubine obeys the old lady's orders." ”

Mrs. Ouyang smiled slightly: "You, you're just too formal." "I put on the birthday star's crutches, stopped one step at a time, and went out surrounded by my aunts.

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