Chapter 491: This trick is called manipulation

"Coaching...... What kind of horse has four legs and man has only two legs? ”

Xiao Daotong asked seriously as he walked.

Xiang Qingniu glanced at him and said contemptuously: "Because you have two legs that later became hands, many years ago, maybe you also walked on four legs like a horse." ”

Xiao Daotong sighed and said, "It would be nice if I could walk on four legs like a horse." ”

Xiang Qingniu hated him and said: "Man is the primate of all things, the master of the world, and you are a person who actually envy a horse...... Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in the past few years of cultivation? Tell me, what is there about this horse that you can envy? ”

Daotong Xiaojun moved his burden and begged: "Sect master, didn't you ask those soldiers for a few horses to ride?" You can carry something even if you don't ride...... Why do you want a horse, or I'll carry the guts...... People are carrying burdens and horses are idle, and they teach you what you want horses for, you are deliberately torturing me and Xiaomei......"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Xiaomei didn't say anything, why do you complain so much." ”

The little Taoist boy who was carrying Xiang Qingniu wanted to cry without tears: "Zhangjiao, it's not that I don't want to say anything, it's that I'm so tired that I don't want to talk......"

"Can you fight harder, I'm doing this for your own good."

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "We have already exited the customs, and across this Qingxia is the territory of the Mengyuan barbarians." The cultivation of the two of you is miserable, and any Buddhist disciple can kill you. Now you are suffering for the sake of your future enemies! ”

Xiao Jun said: "I understand, you want to make our bodies stronger, so that we have a better chance of winning against the enemy." ”

"No, no, no......"

Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "With the cultivation of the two of you, don't think about the enemy, I mean you two are so weak, once you are caught, you will be abused as cattle and horses, you have already had experience along the way, and your life will not be so aggrieved and painful......"

The corners of Xiao Jun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say sincerely: "Thank you for the teachings!" ”

Xiang Qingniu pursed his lips: "You have the ability to say what is in your heart." ”

Xiao Jun smiled and asked, "Zhangjiao, is there a bald donkey everywhere when you go out of Qingxia?" ”

"Phew!"

Xiang Qingniu scolded: "You also look down on the people of the Buddha Sect too much, the people of the Buddha Sect are also highly respected in the prairie, and those disciples of the Buddha Sect generally live in the temple to receive offerings, unless it is necessary, they rarely come out and walk around." Even if you walk on the grassland for a month, you may not meet a person who has won the stage in Buddhism. ”

Xiao Jun nodded, and then asked, "Zhangjiao, what are those two white-haired old men doing?" ”

Xiang Qingniu looked at the Chen Hum and Chen Ha brothers in front of him, and smiled proudly: "These two guys have been enlightened by me, but they are still like that." I said earlier that the male horse has 30 more hairs on his tail than the female, and the two of them didn't believe it, so they followed the horse's butt and counted the hairs. ”

Xiaomei asked in surprise: "Teacher, does the male horse really have thirty more hairs on the tail than the female horse?" ”

Xiang Qingniu was slightly angry: "Don't follow me, go and be a disciple of those two surnamed Chen!" ”

Xiaomei suddenly said: "It turns out that you are lying to them......"

Xiaojun glanced at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I'll just say that you've been stupid, you haven't admitted it yourself." The master asked them to count how many hairs on the horse's tail were, which killed two birds with one stone...... First, so that the two of them will no longer be pestering and nagging, and second, they will be able to know how many hairs the tail of the male and female horses are. ”

Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "Those are all stallions......"

Xiaomei couldn't help but praise: "Teach good eyesight!" ”

As he was talking, the Chen brothers, who were holding the horse's tail and counting the hairs in front of them, suddenly stood up, because the stop was too abrupt, so that the horse that was still walking forward by itself was pulled by the tail, and the horse couldn't help but turn around angrily and neighed twice. Xiaojun Xiaomei smiled from ear to ear, but Xiang Qingniu's face couldn't help but change slightly.

"Xiaojun Xiaomei, go back to Qingle Mountain."

Xiang Qingniu got down from Xiaomei's back and pointed to the burden on Xiaojun's shoulders: "I am useless with gold, silver and jewelry, you should be used as a coil to go back." I spent a lot of money along the way, eating, drinking, playing and having fun, saying that it was to comprehend the Heavenly Dao and enlighten the Dao heart, but in fact, I was greedy for food and fun. But there's enough to keep you hired to carry you all the way back to the Rim. ”

"For what?"

Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.

Xiang Qingniu tidied up his clothes, reached out and picked up the golden belt that symbolized the identity of the Taoist sect leader and tied it around his waist. Because his belly was too big, he hadn't bothered to tie the strap before. I don't know what Lu Dao is for, but watching him tie the golden belt even has a bit of sincerity.

"Fuck off."

Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "After I go back, tell Mo Ning Grease that she is the new head of the Taoist Sect!" ”

After saying this, he waved the sleeves of his robe outward, and the two little Taoist boys were swept up by a gust of wind and sent out of the body twenty meters away, and the two of them shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu just waved his hand without looking back: "Get out, you have arrived at the mouth of the Qingxia, and if you go further, you can't even leave the corpse in the capital, and you don't regret that you will die before you touch a woman?" Don't be complacent when you tell Mo Ningyou to be the master, leave a place for Lao Tzu in one breath, maybe one day Lao Tzu will go back to be the Taishang master! ”

After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strode forward.

I don't know what the Dao Dao is for, the two little Dao boys looked at the fat figure at this time, and it became tall and majestic.

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"I just said that I wouldn't see people from the Buddhist sect casually, but I just came out of Qingxia and met such a big wave!"

Xiang Qingniu scolded in a low voice, led a horse and walked forward, and Chen Hum and Chen Ha followed behind him. The three of them and three horses, not riding, walked towards the crowd that had become clear on the opposite side.

"After a while, you two will go first."

Xiang Qingniu said as he walked.

Chen hummed and pouted: "Why ......?"

Xiang Qingniu straightened his stomach and pointed to his golden belt: "See this, this is a royal gift from His Majesty, a golden belt that symbolizes the identity of the Taoist sect, I am such a big person, and I have to do it myself if I meet a few small characters casually?" You two have to be enlightened...... Since Xiao Fangfang asked the two of you to follow me, the two of you will be responsible for it. ”

Chen Ha nodded: "Then when will you fight?" ”

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Wait until the two of you can't move." ”

Chen Ha dragged the horse and didn't leave, and looked at Xiang Qingniu with his eyes.

"At the very least, I have to meet a Tianzun or something, and then I can do it."

Xiang Qingniu smiled: "Identity, I have an identity, okay." ”

"Why do you want to fight?"

Chen Hum suddenly asked.

Xiang Qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "This is a thing that doesn't make sense, the people in the Central Plains are looking at the Buddha Sect is not pleasing to the eye, and the people of the Buddha Sect are looking at the Central Plains people are not the right way, you just ask me what I am for, I want to say that this is the will of God, you must feel that the blind is nonsense, so where is there so much for the matter, do you need a reason to fight?" ”

Chen Hum thought about it and shook his head: "No need." ”

Xiang Qingniu said: "Remove the word bar, it's all here, if you don't beat up the people of the Buddhist sect, how can you be worthy of us coming all the way here." ”

When he said this, he suddenly felt a little sad in his heart.

More than ten years ago, the second senior brother traveled west and has not returned to the Central Plains since. A year ago, the elder brother traveled west, and no news came back. Now, he walked out of Qingxia. The four brothers, except for Luo Weiran, were sent by ghosts to embark on the same road. The second senior brother who was praised by his master as the strongest in cultivation failed to do anything, and the senior brother who was trapped in a cage and then realized the way of heaven also failed to do anything...... Can I?

Xiang Qingniu asked himself.

He took a deep breath, then spat at the mouth: "It doesn't matter if he can or not, let's fight first." ”

There were no less than 100 Buddhist disciples on the opposite side, and even the herdsmen who had lived on the prairie for many years rarely saw so many Buddhist disciples traveling together. Xiang Qingniu was right when he said to the two little Taoist boys before, the disciples of the Buddhist sect rarely walked out of the temple with their own identity, and they enjoyed the food and money sent by the herdsmen. Ordinary tribes, even Ai Jin, it is difficult to invite Buddhist disciples to travel. One hundred and ten disciples of the Buddhist Sect appeared at once, and if they were seen by the herdsmen, they would have already visited the road.

At the front were about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples in yellow robes, and behind them were a dozen people in blue robes, carrying a chariot on which sat a young monk in a red robe. Next to him were four white-clothed monks, followed by dozens of yellow-shirted monks.

Those who can be carried by other monks must have a high status in Buddhism.

"Would you like to say something first?"

Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.

Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Naturally, I want to say, I am the head of the Taoist sect." ”

He was just about to take a few steps forward to speak, when he saw the young monk sitting on the chariot stretch out his hand and pointed forward and whispered something. Immediately after, the dozens of yellow-shirted monks in front immediately rushed towards Xiang Qingniu's side. Some people showed their swords, and some people showed their copper cymbals, which were murderous.

"Oh, I can't stand my temper tantrum anymore!"

Xiang Qingniu couldn't help but say angrily when he saw those Buddhist disciples rushing over: "I didn't even give Lao Tzu a chance to brag about the registration number, this has provoked me." Don't let any of you move, I'll fight this first one myself! ”

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Chen Hum and Chen Ha squatted on the side, plucking the withered hairy grass while muttering: "This guy is really unreliable, and said that he has an identity to let the two of us go first, and he has to take some, so he will rush up by himself before he starts......" "Mmmmmm, that's it, it's really unreliable......"

More than 20 disciples of the Buddhist Sect said Meng Yuan's words and came over here with a menacing attitude, these people are all junior disciples of the Buddhist Sect, but they are also god-like beings among the herdsmen, at this time, they saw a Han fat man wearing a strange black robe and a golden belt that did not dodge, they immediately became angry. In the savannah, the herders were already kneeling when they saw them in the distance.

A monk asked loudly in Mengyuan: "Where did you come from, why don't you avoid it!" But the Han barbarians? ”

Xiang Qingniu rolled up his sleeves as he walked away: "Bastard, the master is your ancestor!" ”

After scolding, he felt that something was wrong again, and then spat hard. He scolded, and the disciples of the Buddhist sect also scolded, but no one knew what Lu Dao said to each other. A Buddhist disciple was impatient, and threw the copper cymbals out from a dozen steps away and went straight to Xiang Qingniu. Xiang Qingniu immediately smiled when he saw the move, and the corners of his mouth pursed and said three words.

"Little Ascending"

Rumble!

A huge paw of ten meters long suddenly appeared, which was formed by the gathering of thick and surging heaven and earth vitality, and after the huge paw appeared, it quickly fell, and with a bang, all the twenty or so yellow-shirted monks who rushed over stepped down.

More than 20 people were trampled on and directly submerged into the ground.

"Pretending to be you-."

Xiang Qingniu glanced at the red-robed monk sitting on the chariot and scolded, and raised his middle finger towards the man: "Fang explained that this gesture is called dry, and Lao Tzu realized a trick - flip!" ”

As soon as his middle finger was raised, the heads of the twenty or so monks buried in the ground suddenly burst open, and the blood mist immediately filled up, so ruthless! This delicate-looking and amiable fat man, no one thought that there would be no room for a shot. But before that was over, a huge finger suddenly appeared behind the chariot and poked it fiercely.