All in all, the second martial arts conference of this year was finally held in Wudang.

Let me tell you what I planned:

It's best to keep all the challengers out of the door. Those rangers, freaks, nameless people, and Liu Xingchao's people were all blocked outside the city.

It is best that the leaders of those big gangs can become the leaders of the martial arts alliance by virtue of the competition.

If there is an accident, then Wan Wanbao and Ah Qiang are the two masters.

If it doesn't work, then you have to use the prepared "drunken life and dream death".

Of course, it wasn't me who ate, but a few death row inmates I found. I told them that as long as they took this "master medicine", they would be able to increase their strength for a thousand years and become the supreme martial arts. If I were a death row inmate, I would certainly not believe in such a pie-in-the-sky good thing; But most of the world's idiots believe it - you look at the mentally retarded novels they read, it's all this kind of plot, and they read it with relish.

Although these death row prisoners will die when they become the leaders of the martial arts alliance, they are originally death row prisoners, so I don't have any burden in my heart.

In the end, if something happened and the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance was robbed by someone else, he could only be killed with a sniper rifle.

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Of course, the above is just my plan. "Plans" are called "plans" because they are not implemented.

In fact, when I was drawing the flow chart of the martial arts conference on the blackboard, Zhang Qiangsheng came in.

He said, "Very good, very good, you planned well. ”

I said, "Haha! Thanks for the compliment! I'm in control. ”

Zhang Qiangsheng, director of the secret department, said: "However, it is useless. Qian Zhaoding said, he will hold this martial arts conference, you just stay quietly and don't care about anything. ”

I wanted to say, "! ”

I said, "Why?" Isn't that my thing? I've been doing this for so long, almost half a year. ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "He said, move your army farther away, and leave the affairs here to them." ”

Me: "Even if I don't host, I can help." ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "Qian Zhaoding's original words were: 'Who knows who your sniper rifle is aimed at.'" ’”

Me: "I'm stupid, I'm going to kill money?" If I kill the money, won't I definitely die? ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "Who understands the boss's thoughts?" I also found out about it ten days ago. I thought I was the host, but he came on his own. But that's fine, if something goes wrong, it's none of our business. ”

I had to say, "Okay." ”

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All in all, this year's second martial arts conference was finally held in Wudang Mountain - but it didn't seem to be my business.

Where the real Wudang Mountain is is a secret, and this secret is probably hidden in a forbidden book at this time.

The real Wudang Mountain is just a small dirt mountain, which is full of more than 100,000 people, in the middle is the towering Taiji Palace, and there is a stone slab open space of several thousand square meters in front of the Taiji Palace, which is today's martial arts venue.

There are also hundreds of thousands of Jianghu people in Wudang City, and they all stand on the roof with binoculars to look at - I have to say that Jiangnan people are richer than Central Plains people, and each person has a telescope.

Outside Wudang City, millions of Jianghu people were walking around irritably, waiting for news from the city. Whenever a person came out of the city, they rushed to ask about the situation, and then all kinds of false rumors spread outside the city.

The summer in the south of the Yangtze River and the summer in Wudang Mountain seem to be different from the summer I imagined. In my heart, there are ripe melons and fruits in summer, shade under the cracks of trees, and fiery emotions, and now, in Wudang Mountain in the south of the Yangtze River, there are only mountains and seas of people, irritable to death!

There is no martial arts committee in this martial arts conference, because their reputation has already stinked, and it is a shame to come out.

It turned out that there was a large glass wall on the position of the martial arts committee, and there were dozens of seats behind the wall. I took a look, and the glass wall was the glass wall of the Chang'an Palace, and it seemed that Qian Zhaoding was afraid of death and transported it from Chang'an.

Qian Zhaoding appeared behind the glass wall.

Some forbidden soldiers shouted: "The first warrior has arrived!" ”

The accompanying officials of Chang'an, the Central Plains, and the local Jiangnan officials all knelt, and the forbidden army, the communist army, the Jinyi guard, and the army all knelt, and finally everyone knelt.

Qian Zhaoding arched his hand and said, "Flat." ”

He said: "Brothers in the rivers and lakes, soldiers of the imperial court: in fact, whether it is the imperial court or the rivers and lakes, everyone is not here to live a good life!" We don't have any essential contradictions. Moreover, we still have a common enemy, that is, cults and traitors! The goal of the cult is to destroy everything, and the goal of the traitors is to subvert the order, and only they are our real enemies. The imperial court came to preside over this conference this time, not at all what they said in order to control the leader of the martial arts alliance, but just to prevent those damn cults and traitors from tarnishing the supreme dignity of the martial arts. I hope and wish that you will elect a real martial arts alliance leader, for the rivers and lakes, for the court, and for the people of the world. Thank you! ”

Wait a minute? Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, come to think of it, that's all he said yesterday! Why is a speech said twice? Does this count as plagiarism?

People cheered.

Qian Zhaoding sat down and looked down with a smile.

Next to him is Qian Xin'an, the commander of the forbidden army, and then next to him is Qian Liangong, the supervisor of the forbidden army, Zhang Qiangsheng, the director of the secret department, Chen Enze, the director of the intelligence department, Mao Sanmao, the prince of Xichang Factory, Cui Weichao, the governor of Jiangnan Province and the overseer, and some senior officials from Chang'an, but unfortunately I don't know any of them.

I sat in the corner and watched, and Dongfang Mingyue sat next to me. She still wanted to get to the front, but I quickly grabbed her: "You're a hair!" Sit obediently in the back. Don't get me in trouble! ”

Zhang Qiangsheng stood up and said loudly to everyone: "The most important thing in martial arts competition is fairness. If there is no fairness in the world, what is the meaning of everything? I assure you that this contest is absolutely not boring! Whoever it is, anyone can come. As long as he wins, he is the supreme martial arts! The supreme martial arts appointed by the imperial court! ”

Yes, anyone who is greasy will say that they are greasy? People were originally "martial arts supreme", but you have to add "approved by the imperial court", isn't that smearing on steamed buns?

The people continued to cheer, and many of them were eager to try, and the Forbidden Army pushed them back.

Zhang Qiangsheng shouted: "The martial arts conference has officially begun!" ”

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Finally, the jousting begins!

The Taiji Hall is a huge black and white building.

Its walls are made of masonry, the roof is made of wood, and it is supported by thirteen large wooden pillars, each of which is hugged by four or five people. Whether it is the walls, the roof, or the wooden columns, no matter the indoor or outdoor, no matter what kind of small objects, they are all painted in black and white Taijitu, and my eyes are dazzled! I really want to burn the Tai Chi Hall with a fire! That idiot designed! Net design something sensational! This group of idiots should be thrown into the Royal Prison.

The majestic Tai Chi Highness, hundreds of people are fighting each other. Compared to the Tai Chi Temple, they are like rats next to elephants – and they behave like rats. In the second year after I came to the palace, I once watched the martial arts examination of the imperial court, and the current martial arts conference is almost the same as the imperial martial arts examination, even fighting and shouting. If it weren't for the fact that this year's examination only had a literary examination, maybe they would all go to Chang'an to participate in the martial arts examination. For them, this is the martial arts test. Hey, these people are so pitiful, their lives are so bad. After decades of hard practice, he could only fight here like a monkey.

Why do I say "monkey tricks"? You see, their actions are exaggerated, and when they beat people, they must first roar: "Shijiazhuang Shi Daxiao in Liuying Township, Linjin County, Shandong Province is here, I am an eggplant that must be fried and eaten, not stewed and eaten to help the leader, I have been in retreat for 30 years, and today I am here to seize the leader of the Wulin Alliance and be the emperor...... Uh, serve the imperial court, look at my authentic black tiger heart......" As he was talking, a monk next to him hit him in the heart, and Shi Daxiao immediately collapsed on the ground. The monk said, "The ...... of the Songshan vegetarian gate in the Central Plains" he was saying when a Taoist priest next to him picked up a whisk of dust and wrapped it around his neck. As soon as the Taoist priest swiped it, the monk's head rolled out. His head was shiny, and the thirteen ring scars were extremely conspicuous. The sun shone on the monk's bald head and reflected on the wall, and the shadows of the thirteen ring scars looked huge.

The onlookers applauded happily, just like watching monkeys.

The contest lasted for an hour, and at least a few hundred leaders died on the ring. Originally, I had their information at hand, but they are so small that you would be bored if I listed them one by one, so I will just briefly mention that hundreds of leaders have died in the arena.

At this time, the entire arena was covered with blood. Blood flowed into the crevices between the stone slabs, turning the earth into mud, and the mud into muddy water. The slate was uneven, people stepped on the slate, and blood sprayed out of the cracks, as if it was raining blood. And this rain of blood is not from above, but from the bottom up.

The martial arts people all stood up and shouted: "Kill!" Kill! Kill! ”

Qian Zhaoding slapped excitedly behind the glass wall, he cracked his mouth, tensed his jaw, and stuck out his tongue as if he had suddenly taken a sip of spirits.

Even Dongfang Mingyue shouted excitedly: "Kill!" Kill! Kill! ”

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At this time, a strong man with a height of more than two meters suddenly appeared in the center of the field. He fell from the sky, and as he fell, he splattered blood several meters high, and the blood splattered on the glass wall. He ran extremely fast, almost 100 meters and 5 seconds! I saw him punch one by one, and kill one person with one punch. He cleaned up the entire arena as if he were sweeping the floor. In the end, he was the only one in the entire tournament.

People cheered even more!

The strong man shouted, "My name is ......"

He didn't speak, because his head was pierced through by a stick, and the stick came out of his mouth like a black and white tongue.

Next to him stood a kind old monk.

The fat monk in the audience stood up and said loudly: "The one on the stage is the Shaolin sweeping monk Shakyaso!" One hundred and twenty years old this year, representing the first Shaolin in the world! ”

Boos of all kinds.

Someone said: "Fart, the first faction in the world is our Wudang." ”

Someone said, "Bragging! Also one hundred and twenty years old! Fools know that people can only live to be seventy years old, I have never seen a seventy-one-year-old person, and a mother's one hundred and twenty years old, why don't you say 1,200 years old! ”

Someone said: "The martial arts conference stipulates that only the leaders of all factions are allowed to participate, what is Shaolin sending a sweeper to do?" ”

Someone said: "This is looking down on our martial arts." ”

Someone said: "I also look down on the court!" ”

Someone said, "Traitor! ”

Someone said: "Let Shaolin host Shakyayi come over!" I've heard that he's good at kung fu, of course, but in bed. ”

People: "Haha! ”

Zhang Qiangsheng shouted: "I said that our martial arts conference is absolutely fair!" Anyone can participate, you don't have to be in charge of the gang to participate! You don't accept you! ”

For a long time, no one spoke.

Zhang Qiangsheng shouted: "Then I will announce ......"

Another man came down from heaven and crumbled the slabs to pieces.

Zhang Baji, the head of the Five Mountains and the head of Wudang, stood in front of the Shaolin sweeping monk Shakyasau.

Shakyasa smiled and said, "Donor......"

He didn't speak again, so Zhang Ba Ji instantly inserted a thick, long iron rod into Shakyasau's mouth. The whole iron rod sank into the mouth, went down the throat, and peeked out of the buttocks. Shakya slumped on the ground, motionless - nonsense, all dead and fart.

People were quiet for a while.

Zhang Baji, the head of Wushan and the head of Wudang, shouted: "Zhang Baji, the head of Wudang, is here, is anyone unconvinced?" ”

All the Wudang disciples in the audience shouted: "Wudang Wudang! No. 1 in the world! ”

They were all wearing the same Wudang robes, wearing the same cyan hats, wearing the same black cloth official shoes, and holding the same Xuanyuan sword.

Zhang Bayo shouted: "Who else is not convinced? ”

He shouted several times, but no one spoke.

He smirked.

His head smirked in the air.

Then he fell to the ground and closed his eyes forever.

In front of his headless body stood a man with white hair and even whiter skin.

I recognized him at a glance, I had seen him on the fifth basement floor, by the large pool on the basement floor, and in the cage of Qian Zhaoding's house.