After hearing Tiberius's words, the guards who came with Doyus were secretly happy and said in their hearts: "The Governor has misunderstood, Lord Doyus can't hold back, and the big thing he said is not ...... about him." When the guards thought of this, they knew what they were doing here, their faces changed greatly, and they shouted: "Lord Governor, something is wrong, the Qin army is coming to the city, oops, poop!" ”

Tiberius was stunned, "What? Qin soldiers pooped in the city? Tiberius felt that either Qin Jun was crazy, or he was crazy. In this imperial war, there are people who come to the enemy to defecate under the city.

Fortunately, the duty of the personal guard, before leaving, he covered his ass and shouted, "The Qin army is coming to the city!" ”

Tiberius suddenly realized, "It turns out that the Qin army is coming to the city, and the guards are going to defecate!" Wow yes! Tiberius was furious, and when he said that he was going to punish him, he found that his guards had disappeared. He didn't care about the little thing of guarding, put on his armor, and rushed to the city.

Tiberius climbed the central tower of the southern city, raised his eyes, and saw more than 200,000 Qin troops coming to the south gate, more than 20 battle formations, swords and guns like a forest, momentum like a rainbow, trebuchets, rushing vehicles, and countless ladders. Tiberius had been in battle for a long time, and when he saw so many siege equipment, which he had not had before, his face changed greatly, and he said: "The Qin army is going to attack this time!" The highest alert of the whole army, the highest alert! ”

On the side, there was a trumpeter, and after inhaling enough to puff out his stomach, he puffed up his cheeks and whined and ate the horn. The speed of sound is fast, and for a while, the whole city of Babylon sounded the sound of a horn on first-level alert. However, after only a breath of time, the sound of the horn of this level of alert changed its taste.

If you don't talk about other places, let's talk about the trumpeters around Tiberius. I saw that his face was flushed, and his body was rickety. The trumpet is no longer loud, and it is no longer energetic. This ancient war. There was no radio, it was all about the flag and horn. When defending the city, the other three walls cannot see the commander's banner, so the commander's horn is the most important.

Tiberius was furious because of this, and slapped him in the face, "What are you doing, haven't you eaten?" I don't have any strength at all, my orders can't be transmitted, and you are responsible for the defeat? ”

Trumpet's stomach hurts. Frightened again, Chrysanthemum Guan didn't grasp it, only heard a sound of puff puff, and sloppy crotch. The Romans wore shorts, and all of a sudden the ran down their furry thighs, and the stench came out.

"Ahh Before the trumpeter could call, Tiberius called out. The guards on the side suddenly trembled, and said secretly: "The Governor's majesty is not under His Majesty, you see that this trumpeter is scared." It's all gone! ”

"Get out~!" Tiberius opened his mouth and roared, and the little tongue that swayed inside was clearly visible. He had seen cowards, but he had never seen such cowards, and he didn't bother to punish such cowards.

Trumpeter. Covering the door with both hands, tears all the way, when he ran down the city. The popping sound continued. Even as the Great War was approaching, the Roman soldiers were laughing constantly. This soldier is finished. I can't hold my head up in my life.

Amid the laughter, the trumpets of the whole city weakened. Eventually disappeared. It turned out that the trumpeters of the whole city had the same experience.

Actually, these trumpeters can't be blamed. Anyone who has knows that this clenches his fists secretly, and the operation of this is too compatible with blowing the trumpet in secret. These horn hands inhale hard, and the stomach can't stand it first, so they pull out first before the others.

Under the city, Qin Feng saw it clearly, and said with a smile: "The effect of the medicine has come up!" ”

Behind him, Pang Tong said: "Your Majesty, just one person, is the effect unsatisfactory......." ”

When the ministers heard this, their hearts sank.

Qin Fengmen was very clear, smiled and waved his hand: "No, no, no, the sound of rushing for water at that time was heard in the whole city, and it could be heard outside the city." Obviously, the Roman soldiers all drank water, and it is impossible for this person to have diarrhea and the others will be fine. ”

"Then why is this trumpeter the only one showing symptoms?" Lao Jia Xu touched his beard and said.

Qin Feng said with a smile: "This is frightened, this herald was frightened by Tibi Liu, and he couldn't control the switch, and sprayed on the spot!" He rose up and said, "I remember that year, someone had dysentery and diarrhea, and all of a sudden, he sprayed all over the bed at that time. ”

"Oh~!" The ministers showed a sudden realization, and when the emperor did not debut in his early years, he did this.

Qin Feng observed his words, was stunned for a moment, and said to explain, he didn't do it himself, it was a prank by other roommates, but looking at the expressions of the ministers, he estimated that it was getting darker and darker, or not to say it. He pointed the big gun in his hand at the head of the city and said, "Let's use our strength to help these Romans turn medicine into medicine as soon as possible!" ”

The ministers didn't understand, and Guo Jia's representative asked: "Your Majesty, how can you use your strength to help the Romans promote the effect of medicine!" ”

Qin Feng smiled, "So, so, ......so, ”

The ministers exchanged heads and ears for a while, "High, really high!" ”

At the next moment, Zhang Liao, Huang Zhong, Xu Huang and other army commanders returned to their respective positions and prepared to start action. Zhang Fei said to Guan Yu: "Big brother, it is a pleasure to fight with Emperor Hongwu!" And Guan Yu, squinting his eyes, holding the Qinglong Yanyue in his right hand, and five strands of long hair in his left hand, ordinary people can't see the slight nod.

After a while, Qin Feng's formation rang out with a cannon. Subsequently, millions of Qin troops shouted together, "Destroy the mules and horses, and raise the prestige of our country!" Destroy the mules and horses and raise the prestige of our country! ”

The momentum, the fighting night, the sound of the waves, shook the world.

The mules and horses did not watch out for the sudden surge in momentum of the Qin army, and in this earth-shattering cry, their hearts were frightened, and the chrysanthemums tightened.

"Beware, vigilance, vigilance...... Prepare......! Tiberius commanded loudly, but his voice grew lower, "Why does your stomach hurt?" His stomach rumbled, and his heart and cerebrovascular were full of squeamishness. However, he gritted his teeth, and let the cold current of scalp numbness rush towards the chrysanthemum pass, and the chrysanthemum was stunned and endured.

The Roman soldiers, on the other hand, discharged the strongest garrison formation, with three rows of heavily armed soldiers in front, the first row raising a large shield to protect themselves, and the last two rows holding high the large shield to protect the top to form a tortoiseshell formation. The lightly armed archers, on the other hand, bend their bows outside the formation and prepare to release their arrows, and the other row prepares to rotate in the tortoiseshell formation.

In the city gate tower, inside the battlements, the equipment soldiers were prepared with rolling stones, sasswood, fire oil and other things to attack the enemy, sand, soil, and water to defend themselves. The reservists clenched their weapons. Be ready to replenish this phalanx at any time.

And on the ground inside the city, catapult soldiers are ready. There are also soldiers who boil boiling oil and boiling water, and they are busy adding firewood and raising salaries.

But. After being frightened, the stomach hurts, the chrysanthemum is tight, and I want to excrete. But isn't that scared? What a shame. Plus, the big war is coming, and the leader won't let you. Therefore, the soldiers frowned, gritted their teeth, and clamped the door of the mouth. Like Tiberius, hold on, and never pull!

Qin Feng found that the Roman soldiers were frowning, biting their lips, and their eyes were scattered. Qin Feng is a person from the past, and he has also experienced the matter of holding and urine many times, he laughed, and the golden gun pointed away: "See it." The power of medicine begins! ”

The ministers were also from the past, and they all smiled. And the soldiers of Great Qin, who doesn't have such an experience? One by one, they admired this clever plan very much. Xin said: "After all the medicinal power is dissolved in a while, I will definitely attack Babylon in one go, but I can't let such a good plan." I dropped the chain in myself. At this point, the soldiers of the Qin army were all gearing up. Just waiting for the attack order.

At this time, Pang Tong appeared in a hurry. said: "Your Majesty, you can be scared again!" ”

Qin Feng smiled, "How to do it?" ”

Pang Tong said: "So, so, so, so, ......." ”

The ministers' mouths opened, and their hearts said that this kid was poisonous enough, and he would never stop if he didn't scare people at this time.

Then, there was another burst of artillery, and the soldiers of the Qin army besieging the city on three sides, with a scale of one million people, acted together. In the midst of the shouts of slaughter, a million armies rushed to the city of Babylon.

Those who have never seen millions of people charge, they can't understand this momentum at all. This momentum alone can scare ordinary people to death.

I saw that the wolf dust that millions of people stepped on rolled upside down in the city of Babylon, turning into a sandstorm, and the earth was crying ghosts and gods.

The Romans never imagined that the Qin army would be a general attack of the whole army as soon as it came up. The Roman soldiers were terrified, instinctively clenched their weapons, and secretly waited for battle.

If you have held, you know that when you hold it, you must not use force, and you must only use force when you pull.

The Romans were frightened one after another, exerting force inside and out, this guy is amazing. I couldn't stop controlling it, and the chrysanthemum pass was lost one after another.

I only heard that above the city, there was a continuous puff and puff sound, and when it gathered, it was not under the sound of the Qin army's cannons, and the Qin army's shouts and killings were covered.

The Romans were all frightened, and instinctively pouted their butts when they pulled, and the first row was pulled on the second row, and so on, and the last row of archers was all pulled to the ground.

Even Tiberius, the governor of Babylon, couldn't help but open the floodgates.

The Romans' formation suddenly dispersed, and the Qin army under the city saw it clearly, stopped one by one, and laughed, "This idea of Pang Junshi is too fucked, 300,000 people are scared, it turns out that we still have such might!" ”

"Mean, too mean!" Tiberius clutched his gut, and shit flowed down his legs. He was a descendant of the Glory Bloodline, and he had done such a shameful thing there. He wanted to leave and find a place where no one was around. However, the Qin army is about to attack the city, how can he, as the commander, leave?

In the same way, Roman soldiers could not go down to the city to.

"How so?" Tiberius was going crazy and couldn't figure out why all the soldiers were straining at the same time. The others, on the other hand, can't bother to think about these things anymore, and-holding has occupied all their consciousness.

Tiberius is worthy of being a descendant of the great bloodline, and he made the craziest, most vicious, and cruel decision in history, "on the spot, before the Qin army attacks the city, it must all be finished, hurry, hurry!" ”

Roman soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, I'm sorry. And Tiberius directly squatted down, puffed up, and shouted: "This is a military order, pull it quickly!" ”

When the soldiers saw it, the Governor of the Glory Bloodline was pulled, and they were still afraid of something. So, the soldiers all squatted down.

Tiberius also squatted beside him, and one of them was holding back for too long, full of energy. pulled it out quickly, pouted, opened the dung door, and with a pop, it gave out a stream of yellow soup. Tiberius was attracted by the sound, and when he looked up, it was all over his face.

"Wow!" Tiberius rolled his eyes and nearly passed out.

At this point, hundreds of thousands of Roman soldiers squatted in several rows at the head of the city, and only their heads and faces were exposed through the battlements. While his eyes were wary of Qin Jun, he also revealed an embarrassing sourness. (To be continued......)