Li Shimin finished arranging the affairs of the arsenal, and Zhao Yunze was just about to retire, Li Shimin suddenly sank his face and asked, "You seem to have forgotten to do something very important." ”

Zhao Yunze was stunned, something very important? After thinking silently for a while, he asked Li Shimin blankly: "The minister is stupid, and he really can't think of anything important that he hasn't done." Please also ask Your Majesty for advice. ”

"How did you get that house?" Li Shimin stared at Zhao Yunze playfully.

Yes? House!

Zhao Yunze suddenly realized, and hurriedly got up and paid homage to Li Shimin: "Thank you for your majesty's grace to the house!" ”

This worship is another willing worship. If you can get a house by worshipping, Zhao Yunze is willing...... Put your knees on swollen knees. (Does this sound familiar?) ）

"Hahaha, finally enlightened!" Li Shimin laughed.

Zhao Yunze was embarrassed. Wei Chigong also specially reminded himself that he had forgotten such an important matter.

"Just a bow and that's it?" Suppressing the laughter, Li Shimin asked Zhao Yunze with a playful face.

Yes? Li Er, which tendon is this? If you don't bow down, it's over, do you still have to ...... Pay?

"Otherwise, the minister will invite His Majesty to dinner." Zhao Yunze said pretendedly.

"Invite me to dinner?" Li Shimin obviously didn't expect Zhao Yunze to use these words to deal with it, and he was a little surprised. Then he nodded with interest: "That's a good idea. Since I ascended the throne, I have invited my courtiers to dinner, and this courtier has invited me to eat, which is the first time I have encountered it. ”

Zhao Yunze was stupid: Huh? Really agreed? That one...... I'm just being polite!

"As long as Your Majesty doesn't dislike the minister's humble house and the food is vulgar, the minister ...... The minister personally cooked for His Majesty. ”

"Haha, there is a saying, 'A gentleman is far away from cooking', you Zhao Yunze is really not a gentleman!" Li Shimin laughed.

Uh, why are you still swearing?

"There is only one minister in the minister's family, and if he cooks far away, the minister will starve to death." Zhao Yunze muttered quietly.

"Then tonight, I'm going to taste the craft of you, a chef not far away."

"The minister will sweep the court."

Li Shimin nodded and said, "Please invite me alone, and invite a few more people is also invited, it is better to call Yan Liben and Fang Zhi as well." You will work together and get closer to each other in the future. ”

Zhao Yunze only understood Li Shimin's intentions at this time, it turned out that he wanted to use this meal to beat the side drum for himself, Yan Liben, and Fang Zhi first.

"Yan Liben and Fang Zhi both live in the same square as the minister, and the minister will invite them." Zhao Yunze responded.

"Then I won't keep you more, let's get out of the palace." Li Shimin gave the order to send off the guests.

Zhao Yunze said goodbye, turned around and just walked a few steps, Li Shimin suddenly asked behind him: "What is the punishment for wax dropping?" ”

Zhao Yunze almost fell. Damn, His Majesty Li Er has a very strong taste, and he even knows how to drip wax...... It's over, what he said when he was drunk that day, His Majesty Li Er knew everything.

"This ...... I don't know what Your Majesty said, but I ask Your Majesty to make it clear. Zhao Yunze turned around and pretended to be confused.

Wax dripping can't be explained by killing!

Li Shimin lowered his face and said in a cold tone: "If you dare to get drunk and make mistakes in the future, I will never spare you!" ”

Zhao Yunze secretly wiped a cold sweat in his heart, and said in a panic: "Remember Your Majesty's teachings!" ”

"Get out!"

"Retire!"

Walking out of the hall, Zhao Yunze breathed a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, Li Shimin just took the opportunity to knock himself, and didn't really ask about the wax.

But how did he know about all that drunken gibberish?

The figure of a woman in white appeared in Zhao Yunze's mind. It's her?!

What I saw that day turned out to be a real person, not a drunken hallucination!

What is the identity of this woman? With a question mark on his head, Zhao Yunze walked out of Taiji Palace.

Looking at the empty Royal Street in front of the Taiji Palace, Zhao Yunze smiled bitterly. This time, no one carried himself on the horse, so he had to walk back to Yankangfang.

Zhao Yunze took a step forward, and secretly made up his mind as he walked: He must learn to ride a horse as soon as possible, a dignified seven-grade military attaché, he can't even ride a horse, it's a shame!

Suddenly, Zhao Yunze heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him, and he was just about to look back, when he suddenly felt that the back collar was tightened, and his jaw was suddenly stuck.

That is, after being stunned, Zhao Yunze felt that his body was vacated. Immediately after, he straddled the butt of a horse.

In front of him, a broad back, a big head.

Who is this? Why did the people of the Tang Dynasty love to carry people's collars and throw them on the horse's buttocks? It's not a good craft, right?

"Hehe, Zhao boy, where are you running this time?"

The big head turned around, and it was the demon king of Cheng Biting Jin.

"General Cheng, where are you taking me?"

"Hehe, of course it's drinking!" Cheng Yanjin turned his head and looked ahead, "Let your kid find me Lao Cheng to drink, after waiting for you for so many days, I didn't see you come to the door, so I came to invite you myself." ”

"You've been blocking me at the gate of Tai Chi Palace?" Zhao Yunze asked in hindsight.

"Hehe, I don't block you, and I don't know when I will be able to test the amount of alcohol with your kid."

Zhao Yunze was convinced, this Cheng bit gold, and still remembered the "old hatred" on the bank of the Weishui River that day.

"General Cheng, Your Majesty has just taught me a lesson, and I am not allowed to drink alcohol in the future." Zhao Yunze hurriedly moved out Li Shimin as a shield.

He didn't lie, but changed Li Shimin's words by one word, Li Shimin did not allow him to "get drunk", and what he told Cheng Yanjin was to "drink" wine. Anyway, if it's all related to drinking, I'm not afraid that Cheng Yanjin will go to Li Shimin for verification.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Yanjin said: "It's okay!" If you don't tell Your Majesty, and I don't tell Your Majesty, he won't know. ”

"That's not going to work either!" Zhao Yunze hurriedly found another excuse, "Your Majesty is going to come to my house for dinner at night, if you drink too much wine at noon, how can you entertain Your Majesty at night?" ”

"Huh-" Cheng Biting Jin reined in the galloping horse, turned around again and asked Zhao Yunze: "Your Majesty wants to come to your house for dinner at night?" You're not blinding me, are you? ”

"Do I dare to talk nonsense about this kind of thing? If you don't believe me, you can go into the palace and ask Your Majesty. ”

Cheng Yanjin stared at Zhao Yunze's face for a while, then suddenly smiled weirdly and said, "Okay, I'll go and ask Your Majesty!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhao Yunze to react, he limped on his elbow and threw Zhao Yunze off the horse.

"Get it......" The horse's hooves stepped on the bluestone slab, making a crisp sound, Cheng Biting Jin rode the dust, and went towards the Taiji Palace.

Zhao Yunze got up from the ground, rubbed his ass with both hands, and frowned at Cheng Biting Jin's back: "What kind of person, it's so rude!" …… Hey, you'd better send me home first! ”

Cheng Yanjin couldn't hear Zhao Yunze's shout, maybe the land lord could hear it.

Zhao Yunze sighed helplessly and continued his "Long March journey" home.