On how to wake up the human skin
Lu Chen is actually the skinniest person in Jiaolong's first team. Even when he was selected as a member of Jiaoyi after a lot of hardships, he did not have the restraint of a new team member, but as if the ground was hot, he did not fight for three days, and went to the house to uncover the tiles.
So much so that he was often named by Yang Rui to add five kilometers to run with weights, and only gave some salt water to drink after running, and then trained with others.
So much so that he always grinned on his face and felt mmp in his heart.
Sometimes he calls himself "brother", jumping up and down in front of the new team members, such as Zhuang Yu, and doesn't seem to have the calmness of being a military doctor or a senior, which makes people wonder whether this person is here to join the army or an undercover agent sent by the enemy country to make trouble - but how can there be such a skinny undercover agent???
The skin is the skin, but when he plays, although he can't be called Hua Tuo's reincarnation, he can always bring his teammates back to reality in time, so as not to make them unhappy - seeing the strange scenery of heaven or hell next door but not wanting to come back, and directly immigrating there as permanent citizens.
"So, Yu, Teletubbies, as long as it's not my brother who goes into battle in person, you leave us and run to settle there?"
"What should I say to you? are all happy, Liu Chan is at least a happy man, and he can spend more than a year in peace. Look at you, when you get there, it can only become a dead house at most, no one buys you a computer, a figure, a poster, and so on, don't think about it. So, when you come back, my brother will buy you everything, okay? โ
In the white ward, Lu Chen frowned, one hand tightly grasped the hand of the person lying on the bed who was still in a coma, rubbing it gently, but he didn't dare to exert gravity.
Since the return of the Ivia operation, although the Jiaolong team has created another glory, the situation of the team members is not optimistic. Yang Rui even felt that he would rather not participate in this operation than let the team members be injured so badly.
But the command is irresistible.
Lu Chen had just picked up the arm he had lost in the battle a few days ago, and the doctor told him to lie down on the bed, but how could he lie down? As a result, as a doctor, he didn't care about the other party's feelings at all, and when his actions were a little more convenient, he rushed to Zhuang Yu's ward, like a monkey, and couldn't stop him. Even if Yang Rui wanted to kick him out of Zhuang Yu's hospital room and let him go back to recuperate, it was estimated that he would have to pounce on Yang Rui's thigh.
"Captain, let me guard him! I'm also a doctor, I can take care of him... Until he woke up. โ
Yang Rui looked at his sincere eyes, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart how deep the friendship between his team members was.
So Lu Chen sat next to Zhuang Yu every day, touching his hands for a while, touching his face for a while, and walking around the bed for a while, not knowing what he was thinking, he just couldn't stop anyway.
The only thing I could see was the static Lu Chen, and the only time he was sitting on the stool next to the bed and talking to Zhuang Yu.
Although they are all strange self-talks:
"In the past few days when you are bedridden, my brother has taken a good look at you. To tell the truth, it's good-looking, and he has clear eyebrows, but of course he is not as handsome as his brother, but his brother is handsome and chic, and his face is like a crown of jade and jade trees. โ
"Seeing that you are not too young, I guess your mother has urged you several times. Eh, my mom too, she said that if she can't find a girlfriend anymore, she won't recognize me as a son. It's not that I said, this kind of thing depends on fate, right? โ
"As far as fate is concerned, my brother thinks the two of them are quite compatible."
"When Gopi is around, you follow Gopi. It's really better than blue, no less than being a teacher, haha. โ
"Look at your skin, the skin is too much, people don't know where the skin went..."
The more he spoke, the quieter he became, Lu Chen lay on the side of the bed, perhaps because the waiting time was too long and boring, and a feeling of sleepiness hit his brain, and he wanted to sleep like this. But in the haze, he thought, what if Zhuang Yu woke up at this time?
He dreamed that when Zhuang Yu had just joined the team, a college student who looked very upright and still a little young, respectfully called brother and sister one by one, coupled with the polite smile on the corner of his mouth, he was so obedient that Lu Chen's heart itched.
How can it be so cute!
Lu Chen couldn't help but start to peel.
It just so happened that Zhuang Yu and Lu Chen were assigned to a dormitory, so from the moment Zhuang Yu stepped into the bedroom door, his life was destined to be unpeaceful. Sometimes Lu Chen will tease this roommate, although it is all kindergarten tricks, such as Zhuang Yu wants to drink water, he hides the cup, and in the end it is not Lu Chen's cup; Or when Zhuang Yu was injured and bandaged his wounds, while he was not paying attention, he insisted on tying an ordinary knot in the direction of the Chinese knot, and Zhuang Yu waited for him to tie the knot for a long time, and the stones and Li Ming and others who came to get the medicine behind him were all regarded as air by the person who "concentrated" on knotting; Or take advantage of Zhuang Yu's sleep, secretly draw a rabbit on his hand, he always feels that Zhuang Yu is like a well-behaved and cute rabbit, and then happily sit on the edge of the bed to see how he will react when he wakes up.
Although rabbits are cute when they eat grass or jump, they can bite when they are in a hurry.
At first, Zhuang Yu didn't go back to the dormitory in the middle of the night, and ran to Li Ming's bedroom to talk to him about how innocent and miserable he was; Occasionally, when the captain went out, he ran in front of Xu Hong and asked this old mother-like deputy team to do psychological counseling; Or go find a stone, saying that as long as you can beat Lu Chen to death when you train tomorrow, you will definitely give him a box of different kinds of sugar, no, a car will do.
However, everyone looked at him with unwavering eyes, saying, "I can't help him, comrade, take care", and the deputy team stared at him with a pair of eyes that could collect thousands of emotions, and suddenly Zhuang Yu seemed to understand something.
#ๆ็ถๅฏ้ๆฏไธ่ฝ็, the captain is really blessed#
What did Comrade Zhuang Yu, who had not yet succeeded in the revolution, understand from the eyes of his teammates?
"You skin your skin,
Treat you like a melon peel.
If you return the skin,
Let's skin together. โ
Just like Comrade MZD, everyone else is based in the city, so he chose the countryside to surround the city by surprise.
The team members looked at the two people who were jumping happily, the skin came out of a new realm, the skin came out of a new height, and they couldn't help but cover their faces, saying that we didn't know them, and Jiaoyi didn't have these two people.
Yang Rui lost his face and ordered that the boat should not exercise 5cm from the surface of the boat. The two of them changed the law to verbally skin.
For example, calling each other "son":
Lu Chen: "Hey son! โ
Zhuang Yu: "You can get out." How dare you talk to your dad like that. โ
Lu Chen: "My son is probably insane, and he doesn't even recognize me as a father, alas." โ
Zhuang Yu: "I know that you just want to inherit my inheritance and my figures, so I wish I was sick." The autumn wind blows across my face, and my son's rebellion breaks my heart. โ
Everyone: "... Please continue your performance. โ
Yang Rui was worried about how to treat these two, so Xu Hong, who knew it in his heart, came over and told Yang Rui seriously: "Watching them perform cross talk and enliven the atmosphere is better than boring training." โ
Yang Rui agreed.
The dream suddenly disappeared, and Lu Chen was woken up by the ringtone of his mobile phone. is still in a daze, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth has not completely disappeared. It was inevitable that people would be a little angry when their dreams were interrupted, but when they saw that it was a call from their mother thousands of miles away, their anger subsided by half.
"Hey, Mom?"
"Chen'er, I was thinking if you could get a call today, and sure enough, you did. How are you doing? It's been a lot of fun. โ
โโฆ Well, hard work is a common thing. What's wrong, Mom? What's the matter? โ
"Have you forgotten what day it is?"
"What day?" Lu Chen thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with a reason.
"What other day, of course, it's my precious son's birthday! How did you forget your birthday? Lu Mu was a little excited.
"Ahh When people are old, they may not have a good memory. Lu Chen suddenly felt a warmth permeating his heart, turned his head to look at Zhuang Yu, who was still lying quietly on the bed, but lowered his eyes again.
"Go! What nonsense! You must be good, our whole family misses you! Look at your sisterโ" a still somewhat immature voice came, "Happy birthday, brother!" โ
"Okay, good, I'm very happy..."Lu Chen chuckled, his eyes were a little wet, and this innocent child's voice evoked the softest and delicate place in his heart, "Mom, if it's okay, I'll hang up first, there are quite a lot of things in the team." โ
"Okay, remember to wear less when it's hot, don't get sick with the heat..."
"Okay, okay, okay, you've said this more than a hundred times, I'm a doctor and I don't know it?"
"Then I'll hang up."
It is said that there is telepathy between mother and son, and Lu Chen really thinks that his mother is afraid that he has sensed something.
Lu Chen turned to Zhuang Yu again: "Look at you, you're still lying on the bed like a stupid melon, my mother almost sensed it, why don't you even let out a fart." โ
"If you don't wake up again, brother will hand over the saber figure under your bed to the state, and you will regret it to death."
"And those equipment of your baby, believe it or not, brother has dismantled it for you."
After a moment of silence, he said:
"Brother is alive today, if you wake up, my brother won't care about the fact that you didn't give a birthday gift."
"Uncle, Uncle Zhuang! If you wake up, it's okay for my brother to call you Dad! โ
Lu Chen felt the hand he was holding move slightly. As if reflexively, Lu Chen immediately jumped up and stared at Zhuang Yu a little nervously.
There was a beating of gongs and drums in my heart, and I was silently praying. Whether it was God or Avalokiteshvara, he, a person who usually does not believe in religion and only believes in sleep, asked for it again.
"It hurts..."After a long time, Zhuang Yu moved his lips and spit out the first word.
"Eh, Eh, Zhuang Yu, you're finally awake!" Lu Chen felt his heart beating faster, and he was so excited that he wanted to compare himself with Tong Li.
"Water..."Zhuang Yu finally spit out the second word.
Lu Chen hurriedly poured a glass of water, and slowly helped Zhuang Yu up and made him half-lying.
Zhuang Yu stared at Lu Chen intently, and he stared wherever he went. In fact, he woke up when Lu Chen called, but Lu Chen didn't notice it when he moved, and his whole body was really painful, so he simply pretended to sleep for a while.
But this pretending to be asleep made him hear a lot of things.
Zhuang Yu, who had finished drinking the water, cleared his throat, stared at Lu Chen, and said with some hesitation: "I... Just heard someone say they want to turn in my saber? โ
"Uh..."
"Tearing down my device?"
"Oh, and call me Daddy?"
โโฆโ
Lu Chen didn't expect this person to wake up so quickly, and hear so many things that shouldn't be heard. He didn't know whether to express his happiness for Zhuang Yu's wake-up or his sadness for Zhuang Yu to settle accounts with him.
He brewed his emotions, and when he was about to open up, Zhuang Yu spoke.
"Lu Chen," Zhuang Yu stuck out his tongue at him, "Happy birthday." โ
Lu Chen felt an arrow in his heart.
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Attach a little joke to let yourself go.
Zhuang Yu opened his arms: "Lu Chen, are you willing to have a bonus reaction with this baby?" โ
Lu Chen: "No. โ
Zhuang Yu was disappointed: "Why, isn't Benzen baby cute?" โ
Lu Chen: "Because I want to have a substitution reaction with you, to replace your heart (hydrogen)." โ