Chapter 1: The demons attack the greedy wolf
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If he just preached at home, it would be a trivial matter, but he solemnly announced it in the court, and everyone from the emperor to the people in the market was speculating about why Di Gong did this.
If such a strange thing happens, the Yun family, who is a good family, will definitely come to greet him, and the head of the family, Yun Zheng, is not there, so the only person who can go directly to the Di family to greet is the second master Yun Yue.
The main mother Lu Qingqing personally prepared a lot of gifts early in the morning for the second master Yun Yue to bring to Di Gong, at this time you can't be sloppy, the Yun family's specialty ginseng must be prepared, this thing is said to be a medicinal material, and it is also a valuable gift is indispensable, there are a lot of them in the Yun family's warehouse, Shi Shouxin doesn't know where to get a lot of them, and the mess made Lu Qingqing and Ge Qiuyan clean up for a long time before tidying up, this is the most optimistic thing for the husband, they use a brocade box to put it in the most ventilated place to rest assured.
Yun Yue, the chief supervisor of the Great Song Dynasty, delivered the famous thorn according to etiquette and made an appointment to meet officially, although everyone is a neighbor, they cannot destroy the inherent etiquette of the Great Song Dynasty.
After Yun Yue entered the room, he found that Di Qing was very sick, and the instep on the left side was swollen like a steamed bun.
Yun Yue exclaimed, "Di Gong, why is this? A few days ago, I saw you walking like a flying knife and a gun. ”
Di Qing snorted and said decadently: "This is the reason why the old man Xuan Bu doesn't eat chickens." ”
Yun Yue asked even more strangely: "What is the relationship between your swollen feet and chickens?" ”
Di Qing pointed to the top of his head and said: "If there is really a god with three feet above his head, the old man went to his in-law Huo's house for a banquet the day before yesterday." The host specially got me a plate of leek chicken to drink, because the delicious old man was greedy for a few bites.
I didn't expect to go home and sleep until midnight my feet hurt, and the pain was unbearable, I took the lamp to watch, scared the old man, there were three chickens pecking at the old man's feet, it was a rooster and two hens.
At this time, a golden armor god patted the old man's shoulder and said, "Do you want Yi to make an oath?" The old man immediately said: "I would like to never eat eggs for the rest of my life." ”
Then the great god of golden armor said, "Your wish is very light, and it is not enough to believe it!" ”
The old man said, "I will never eat eggs in this life, and I will never break the vows, then my children and grandchildren will live a long and happy life." If I have sinned. Let me die a good death. ”
However, the golden armor god disappeared in an instant, the three chickens were also gone, and the old man also woke up instantly, only to find that the place on his foot that was pecked by the chicken was swollen more than an inch high. You talk about it. There are such signs ahead. How could the old man not proclaim such a precept in the court to control his words and deeds. ”
Yun Yue looked at Di Qing who was solemn and said: "The kid knows that this matter is very strange, but it must be reasonable to be able to make sense, but it's a pity that the kid is only a shallow learner and can't solve Di Gong's doubts." Presumably my eldest brother will definitely give you a correct explanation. ”
Di Qing shook his head and said: "The matter of ghosts and gods can only be resolved by respecting Buddhism and then reforming it, your eldest brother Xiang lái does not believe in ghosts and gods, does not respect Buddhism, if he is allowed to deal with it, it will definitely make things worse."
Besides, he must have had a very difficult time in Qingtang now, although he completely annihilated Zhang Zhi's department in the chaotic stone slope and won the supreme glory for my Great Song Dynasty, and the predicament of Qinzhou has been resolved, but the old man knows very well that your eldest brother is very big-minded, he will definitely not be willing to defend Qinzhou, he will definitely take advantage of this opportunity to enter Qingtang and seek to seize Hehuang, this matter is dancing on the blade, and a bad one is the end of being ruined. At this time, he cannot let this little thing divide his God.
My wife has gone to Xiangguo Temple to pray for me, and soon Master Huiguo will come to my home to solve the problem, I think the injury on my feet has been slowly reduced, you don't have to worry about me, it will be fine soon. ”
Yun Yue had no choice but to comfort Di Qing for a few words, then returned home and told her sister-in-law what happened to Di Qing, but she didn't expect Lu Qingqing to cry immediately.
Pulling Yun Yue's sleeve and crying: "Your eldest brother has already surpassed Di Gong in the murders he has made over the years, and now he has killed more than 16,000 people in the chaotic stone slope, and the killing is even better, Di Gong is all bad retribution, I am only worried that your eldest brother will also suffer, I don't ask your eldest brother to worship the prime minister and seal the country now, I just ask him to come back safely, our family will close the door and live a good life, and no longer go out to kill the enemy."
Xiaoyue, you hurry up and send a letter to your eldest brother and tell him that if he can kill evil, he will not kill evil, so as not to be disliked by God! ”
Yun Yue frowned and said: "Military affairs have always been between life and death, I'm just afraid that we will go to the letter, my eldest brother will not kill people if he is soft, and he may not think so about Shou." If it becomes like this, the eldest brother is really in danger. ”
Lu Qingqing heard that what Yun Yue said made sense, and couldn't help crying even more, which made Yun Yue so annoyed that she had to persuade her to focus on the two newborn children, and not to think too much.
Rumors are like a gust of wind, after drilling out of a hole the size of a needle's eye, it will soon become a rumor of wind with a water tank, so what happened to Di Qing was soon spread by others to be more mysterious, and at the same time, various versions appeared as footnotes in the city of Tokyo.
Lu Qingqing was frightened by these rumors, so he quickly set up a family temple at home, and forced Yun Yue to invite the monk Wugou who was still in Xiangguo Temple to live at home. In this way, Lu Qingqing can be regarded as a little calmer.
All day long, I held my newborn son and sat on the futon to chant in Wugou before arranging a day's work and rest at home.
This kind of silence didn't last long, Ge Qiuyan went to a party of the wives of a low-level official, and after coming back, he also became crying, took Lu Qingqing's hand and told a terrible story.
Bingyilang Li Shu's wife's wet nurse Xiang Lái likes to use the "Night Elimination Map" to make a small game of gambling, whenever she paints the "Night Elimination Picture" always likes to smear the blood of the fly tiger in the place where she can win, it is said that she can make the dice stop in that place, this habit she has maintained for many years, when she is old, one day suddenly said to others: "Countless flies and tigers came to bite me, I am so painful!" "But the family has never seen a fly tiger, the nurse howled for a month before dying, everyone said that this is because the nurse killed too much, and the fly tiger came to take revenge......
Since listening to this story, the Yun family's water and land dojo has done one after another, and Lu Qingqing even donated tens of thousands of silver dollars to the temple, Yun Yue wanted to stop it, and was kicked out by his two sisters-in-law who were about to collapse with a feather duster.
In the end, Yun Yue also felt that there was nothing wrong with wealth and happiness, so he let it go, as long as they were happy.
The Yun family did this to fuel the arrogance of rumors, and within a few days, some people said that the head of the Yun family may have encountered big trouble in the northwest, and it has nothing to do with the plans of the world, because Yun Zheng, as a famous general of the Great Song Dynasty, is inevitable to defeat the enemy, and just killed 16,000 of the most vicious Western Xia ironclad cavalry, which is ironclad evidence, and the only thing that can make this invincible general of the Great Song Dynasty helpless is the ghosts and gods!
Demons attack greedy wolves!
This is Si Tianjian's explanation to Emperor Zhao Zhen, although it was useless to be refuted by Pang Ji and others, but Si Tianjian's officials took out the northwest star map to show the ministers, and the greedy wolf star on the picture was crumbling, which was very different from the previous picture of the greedy wolf star.
"Wenxin Hou is the backbone of the Great Song Dynasty, it must not be damaged in the northwest, there is Wenxin Hou, the barbarians dare not knock on my border easily, even the Liao envoys only dare to look sideways at Yunfu, for the Great Song Dynasty, Yunhou must return to Beijing as soon as possible, under the protection of the emperor star to escape a catastrophe, otherwise, there will be unspeakable things happen!"
When Yushi Liang Kuan came to the book, Yun Yue knew that the previous rumors were all people's schemes, and the only purpose was to make the eldest brother fail, Di Qing almost wanted to go crazy after hearing about this, thinking that it was his own carelessness, he fell into the trap of others, and immediately cut off his in-law Huo family, and swore that he would never get along with each other, and personally drank and ate eggs in front of everyone......
However, when Di Qing ate the eggs, his feet swollen again, which was even worse than the last attack......
At this point, the people's wish has been fulfilled, Zhao Zhen had no choice but to issue a document to summon Yun Zheng back to Beijing, and ordered Wen Yanbo to personally go to Qingtang to announce the edict, and at the same time ordered Fu Bi to act on behalf of the northwest.
When Yun Zheng saw the express, he shook his head with a smile and said: "The paperwork for the victory is still on the way, and my document for returning to Beijing has already come, fortunately, we acted quickly, otherwise we would really be calculated by the villain." ”
Su Xun frowned and said, "It doesn't matter what else, it's just that Di Shuai's foot disease is very strange!" The old man didn't believe that Di Shuai would partner with others to calculate the handsome, this was impossible. ”
Yun Zheng held his chin with two hands and said with a wry smile: "I don't know which master is calculating us this time, it's really a good means, even people like Di Shuai are unconsciously involved, what a good means."
But when I return to Beijing, I hope to meet this character who can take advantage of a small gout to such an extent! ”
"Gout?" Su Xun asked strangely.
"Yes, gout, this disease is closely related to diet, eggs are actually nothing, the main thing is that you can't drink, Di Gong has rarely drunk the rice wine brewed by the Great Song Dynasty, he used to drink the spirits steamed by the Yun family, this kind of wine will not have much impact on gout, but unfortunately, the rice wine brewed by the Great Song Dynasty can quickly cause gout attacks, as for the eggs are only good for Di Shuai's body, and leeks and rice wine are too terrible for Di Shuai, if his feet are not swollen, it is a strange thing." (To be continued......)
ps: The first chapter, I just got the computer, it's a little late, I'm sorry.
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